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>>17407991
I went through that when I first started having sex. I could get rock solid then as I went to penetrate I would lose it. It wasn't until about the third time I could keep hard, even then I couldn't cum until like my fifth time having sex.

It didn't help that I had the deathgrip. If you do then avoid masterbating for a month or so and then starting again with a loose grip. It will suck for a while but don't give into the temptation.

>>17407991
stop masturbating, or use your imagination to do so, if you fap too much, your brain accomodates your dick to your hand.

It happened to me aswell, first time I lose my boner and cummed super fast, second time I lasted a fucking lot and my dick was rock hard the entire time.

>>17407991

There's no reason to go soft. You're thinking too much

>Not all men have the opportunity to fuck
>There is a willing woman who wants your dick inside her
>It's one of the most primitive acts out there

Get some lube you retard.

>>17407967
Lick her pussy you sperg.

>>17407967
>>'be me'

>>'boner.jpeg'

>rub

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I'm not sure but I'd make damn sure I got my money. If nothing else bad mouth the company of social media. They usually cave especially if they are a local small business.

>>17407926
I had something similar happen to me and had to go to talk to my employer face-to-face to get my check. They can't just keep the money you earned unless you were working under the table.

>>17407926
Something like that happened to a couple of friends of mine. They filed a wage claim and it was taken care of quickly. File a wage claim.

Purity is something you keep, not something you get.

blessed are the pure of heart. there's tons of literature on this subject, op! go explore some theological studies. christianity, buddhism, and taoism i think are pretty great. check out the perennial philosophy by aldous huxley.

>>17407925
Bleach Enema

Buy her some flowers, be smooshy.

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She can't say no if you just buy lube B)

>>17407946
might do. i have tried being smooshy in other ways but she didnt seem interested. she has good convos with me, and will offer to do normal stuff but when it comes to sex/cuddling she has no interest. about a month ago she was initiating sex me. dont even understand how a dry spell can happen.

>i dont know where to start

You could give us your name, for when you're arrested by an undercover kek

You must be 18 to use this website.

I've never done it personally but it sounds like an awful idea. First off I have had some bad sex where there was no passion involved, it sucks bruh. Also you'll be losing money, risking a STD, not to mention I'd feel like a real greasy piece of shit afterwards. But if you are hell bent on doing it I'd imagine it wouldn't take long on craigslist or backpage especially if you are located in a bigger city. Don't do anything cringy like eat her out or kiss her, shes a hooker not your girl. Also if it's your first time it's going to be a sloppy, short, shit show more than likely.

Tht one is a doozy, since you are better off learning proper posture and technique,from the beginning, and I say this REQUIRES an instructor.

t. Played,violin,for 7 years and my brother has been playing 27 years

>>17408615
This

>>17408615
agreed with this. I taught myself to play guitar and piano mostly by jumping in and just doing it, but honestly I wouldn't even touch a violin without signing up for some classes.

Talk to her?

if you miss the friendship, she most likely does too.

>human female

Stopped reading right there.

group is active this time! let's keep it goin

>>17407975
thanks for the advice

If you're joining the military to kill people, then you're the wrong kind of person to join the military.

>>17407869
>killing is involved

Not necessarily. There are tons of jobs in the military that don't include killing people. If you want to see combat, every branch has combat jobs but I'd go army 11 bravo(infantry) or The marines 0311 (rifleman)

I'm enlisting as a combat medic. Not a guarantee I'll fight, but it's a respected job regardless. Hoping I don't get stuck in a clinic and I'll be able to see some action

>>17407868
Pic not related, I just think she's sexy.

>>17407868
Suppose a guy smashes in windows from 10 cars and gets caught. The repair bill is $500 a window but he has only $2000 of liquid assets.

After he's found guilty of smashing in the windows how is the money distributed to the owners of the cars?

>$500 for the four fastest ones to claim it
>$200 for everyone

Simplified case but something like this happened to me, they caught the guy.

>>17407961
Good question.
The accused should make whatever restitution he can. But he doesn't have to. If he does then he'll get a better result at sentencing.

In many jurisdictions there's a fund to compensate victims of crime, and that fund is added to by victim surcharge fines places upon the convicted.

Failing that, in an auto damage matter the victims should have insurance, right?

That's normal. It was just puberty.

>>17407850
maybe you are not around interesting people anymore

You don't get those feelings back. That's puberty, everything is new and intense. As you mature, and your tastes and awareness of what's in your best interests change, you'll find that what you felt as a teen was intense because you were a teen.

>>17407839
Feel the same way. What was her name Op?

have you tried anal fisting?

>>17407877

Don't confuse OP, simple prostate orgasms are enough, there are small toys available for that.

>>17407834

Are they paying for it, and if so, how much and what are you doing with that money instead?

>>17407834
Tell them you intend on taking community college classes. You need to join a club or an organization to find a friend. Even volunteering is a good idea.
>>17407838
Probably not. Most people have to just sit on their own loans when they're pressured into college. Like me.
I don't blame you OP, it's hard to disagree with family.

>>17407845
To add, it's especially hard to argue with family when you don't have the finances to back up your fround. They could just kick you out. I think you did a logical move for someone who didn't want college.
However, I would like to hear your alternative future financial plans. I'd like to help if I can. The uncertainty of the future sucks when you have to answer family.

Trap them and give them to the local animal shelter, you fuck

>>17407817
>the UK is so garbage that they don't have animal control services

Great homeland you've got there

Give them love and cuddles you fuck.