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How often should I be texting a girl I'm trying to date? I met this girl and she either texts me or I text her and we talk all day but I feel like I'm over doing it. We have hungout twice and I'm gonna make my move this weekend. Both times we have hungout have been great we talked and laughed non stop.
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As long as she is texting you don't worry about it. Although you are right about over doing it. If you constantly message her you will seem clingy and annoying, especially if she is trying to sleep or if she is doing something.
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>>17516653
Yea I don't wanna look like a needy bitch, she's really sweet, she'd check up on me and shit when I was sick and brought me soup
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>>17516677
if she brings you food, she cares about you. dont play games with this one.
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Hi /adv/, I'm planning on telling her that i have feelings for her. Did i fuck up by how I am doing this? PIC RELATED
I would rather tell her in person . I'd figure women respect a guy more if this were told in person.
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you half told her already dumbfuck. nobody respects doing something halfway
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>>17516502
OP HERE: Should I just tell her trough text then?
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>>17516492
try to save it by saying you have a surpirise for her
I'm starting to think that barely anyone is fair or rational. This fact depresses me, because I'm very tired of dealing with scumbags. It's always that "friend" who says something to hurt you purpose, or that "lover" who obviously and unapologetically cheats, until you're just sick of it and call them on it. As a very emotional person, I am constantly reeling from dealing with the two-faced scumbags who populate and destroy most of this planet, even my family. So, I push people away, and this slows my attempt at meeting the rare good people. When I do meet the rare good people, they are usually overtaken by false ideologies, addiction or even abusers. They're weak from being so sensitive towards themselves and others. Maybe human beings are not meant to be so sensitive, and this is just paying the price for a genetic abnormality. Being overly emotional is actually considered a serious disease now, and unsurprisingly it can be "hard to treat with medication." Jesus.
TL;DR: I'm asking you, is there any hope for people who are honestly 'good'? Is negotiating with the scumbag majority a necessity even when it comes to friends and lovers?
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> As a very emotional person
Yes, this is the problem here, as it deeply warps your perspective on reality. You think in black and white terms but most people are shades of grey. Being "good" doesn't mean never committing even a small slight against anyone ever, and thinking that makes you an objectively immoral, unfair, and irrational asshole.
I'll bet most people around you identify *you* as the asshole, and that the people you accuse are pretty much not out of line at all.
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>>17516511
6/10
solid understanding of trolling but not intelligent enough in its execution
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>>17516511
>>17516524
awaiting assessment
>feels a sense of accomplishment from putting others down
results: a.) upset, b.) insecure, c.) both
IQ: sub 110, low possibility of objective introspection, most likely oblivious to his or her condition
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Here's a list of things I want to accomplish
>stop browsing 4chan
>stop smoking weed for the next few months
>stop drinking caffeine
>diet on chicken, vegetables, yogurt, fruit, whole grain etc
>go to gym 4 days a week
>drink 8 cups water a day
>practice guitar 1 hour a day
>read 1 hour a day
>meditate 20-30 minutes every day
>go on 20 minute walk every morning
>wake up at 6am every day
>stop watching hardcore lesbian porn
>write more
>stop biting nails
>work on more projects in my field
>go to more social events
>sleep 8 hours a day
>learn to lucid dream
How many of these should I be working towards? Also, where the fuck do I start. I can barely get a homework assignment done without hours of procrastination. This list for me has remained more or less unchanged for 2 years now, and I've gotten some of them for short periods of time but never all at once. Is this lifestyle even possible? I'm a student at uni.
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damn are you me?
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That lifestyle is absolutely possible, most of the things you've mentioned are just habits. Diet, weed, biting your nails, porn, and 4chan are probably the easiest to fix because you don't really need to set aside time for them. So work on those for about a month till you get in the rhythm of things. Then start waking up at 6 am and walking. That part is going to suck for a bit, but it'll help fix your sleep schedule because you'll start getting tired earlier. If you want to smoke weed or watch porn start doing something else that you want to do like exercising, reading, playing guitar... Not meditating, because you want to keep your mind active enough not to crave your old bad habits. If you stick to a schedule and a routine, it should be a piece of cake in about 3 months or so.
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>stop browsing 4chan
sure, whatever
>stop smoking weed for the next few months
that's a good idea
>stop drinking caffeine
if you want
>diet on chicken, vegetables, yogurt, fruit, whole grain etc
do some more research because that's a weird list, but most everyone needs to do something about thier diet
>go to gym 4 days a week
yeah I guess
>drink 8 cups water a day
this is the one and only thing you can 100% do. it's practically free and a great thing
>practice guitar 1 hour a day
why don't you just jackoff
>read 1 hour a day
if you have to schedule and monitor reading time you probably shouldn't bother
>meditate 20-30 minutes every day
more jacking off, but this time onto your face
>go on 20 minute walk every morning
that's short if anything. got anyplace you drive or ride a bus you can walk? if you've got hours to play the guitar you have time to walk pretty far
>wake up at 6am every day
brutal
>stop watching hardcore lesbian porn
well that's just stupid
>write more
still more jacking off, but this time into your gaping mouth
>stop biting nails
please do, that's disgusting
>work on more projects in my field
yeah, probably
>go to more social events
if that's what you want, yeah
>sleep 8 hours a day
yeah
>learn to lucid dream
yet more jacking off, but this time into your own gaping butthole.
How do I prepare myself for a gangbang?
There's these two old black dudes who messaged me over a CL ad for a part time job and they offered me 400 bucks if I got fucked by both of them.
I'm a poor college student and need the cash so I agreed to it.
They're like 46 and 50.
What should I expect and how to prepare?
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Are you a boy or a girl?
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this is bait
nobody is that stupid
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>>17516397
Guy. 18.
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I'm a female who wants to get fucked by a mtf trans. I don't know why, but its really appealing to me. How do I go about this? Will I ever get fucked by a hot mtf? I only see it in porn, really. Pic unrelated
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In Thailand.
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>>17516393
An escort?
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I slept with my best friend's wife's best friend. She's in a shit marriage, her hubby is a narcissist asshole (I met him once, he was an asshole on his best behaviour) who has cheated on her many times. My wife has cheated on me at least once.
I don't love my lover (other than as a human), and I hated hearing about her relationshit. It started as hugs, went to some light kissing, touching, and then we both kinda just said fuck it.
Shit happened. I'm not ashamed, but I'm going to stick to my wife's advice about her affair, which was, "If you fuck around, don't let me know about it."
I'm not asking exactly for advise, and I know I'm going to be flamed by the 15 year old NEETs here. Has anyone else been in such a situation?
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what does being 15 have to do with not wanting to be a mediocre human being?
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Yeah, as long as the sex is good stick with it (her/them).
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>>17516383
yes but please don't get attached to this woman though you both are miserable.
Separate issue though is you own marriage. Why the fuck stay with a woman that cheated on you. I understand your indiscretion is kinda grudge fucking but that's no way to live. Your wife ruined your relationship already.
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Okay so I've decided to go on a fucking shit spree of alcohol this past Sunday and I still feel like I haven't recovered yet. I have a constant headache and I can hardly eat anything along with a killer stomach ache. Am I still hungover? Am I malnuroshed? Any advice is greatly appreciated, not sure what to do.
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>>17516306
Self bump
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>>17516306
Last self bump
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Drink lots of water. Next time drink a lot of water before you pass out too. Eat some greasy food when you start to feel better.
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So I've started a new year of high school off. Sophomore year, third year of all boys HS (took 8th grade program; practically extra year)
Things have started off really well. I gave up video games and I have a new work ethic. Getting all my homework in and studying more has helped my confidence in class and I'm getting better grades. Worrying about class grades and assignments are a thing of the past, and I think now is the time to start doing things outside of school.
Since my HS is an all-boys-sausage-fest, the past two and a half years of my life have been girl free. Interesting experience, some pros and cons, but that's beside the point. There is an all-girls-estrogen-fest two blocks away, and the two schools share some classes.
The choir class I'm in (kek all you want) is one of those classes. This is the first class with girls in it in a long time, so this is newer for me. Many of the girls are cute, but one peaked my interests. Cute, smart, seems entertaining. One of the first girls I talk to; short convo. Not much, but get name. We'll call her V.
>Go to one of friends.
> Tell him about V.
>Recognizes name
>Anon asks how
>friend says she's a slut
>V fucked like 8 guys in past two years
>Coincidentally, one of my friends almost got her preggers
>Anon in shock
>Anon is sad
>Anon is confused
>Anon goes to /adv/
Main question/TL;DR
Is creating a relationship with a "slut" a good idea? Does it matter more that she is a slut, or that she is smart/cute/entertaining? Should I try, or not?
>Pic unrelated
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Of course you should try it, as long as you are a "together" person.
If you had a smart/cute/entertaining male friend who had had sex with 8 girls in two years, would you be worried if he dated your very "together" sister?
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>>17516274
If she fuck that 8 guys by sayin' "I just want to have casual sex with you", yes. It's datable. Commitment relationship and sex buddies are different things.
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>>17516274
No, she will never care about you as much as you'll care about her and she'll always be on the lookout for something better.
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>Be 21
>Dress sharp, work out daily, read often
>Kick ass at history/social studies, great in biology etc.
>Get to math
>It's been some time, oh god, oh man. I drop my spaghetti. Get 14 out of 64 right on the pre-test...
>Realize I haven't visited the clubs yet
>I'm an ENFJ in every sense of the word.
>Craving conversation yet I'm not living on campus.
What do I do anons? I'm normally really together but I freaked a bit today.
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Study group
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I don't know how you fuck this up.
Math is literally a course about "Do this. Ok, no do that for the test".
It's directly doing what they tell you to do. It's not like history or English or shit where they ask you to be creative or analyze shit.
Math is just following instructions.
And make a study group like that other guy said. If you're those type of people who can't function unless they're part of a herd, then having some peers tell you how to do shit will help.
Also, you better be smashing that pussy. That's my college regret. Fulfil it vicariously, would you?
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>>17516281
Already doing it Anon already doing it... Had lunch, she brought up hentai randomly... Yeah. So far so good. Also a bunch of black women catcalled me. Feels good man.
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Am I a shit person if I never compliment people? I never really talk much to begin with.
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Turn it from never to rarely, and you'll be fine.
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>>17516207
No, you're fine. I have the same problem and sometimes guys ask me how they look or if I think that their cute, I just tell them I have a bf to get out of it. I don't even compliment my boyfriend and it doesn't seem to bother him.
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>>17516591
it probably does bother him deep down. my gf is the same and it secretly annoys me. she also doesent know how to take compliments. im actually thinking about ending it with her soon.
Is therapy a scam?
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No, in the sense that most therapists are not deliberately making false claims about its effectiveness.
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Therapy is an attempt for people that can't solve their problems by themselves, to have someone else solving their problems, but it relies on wich kind of problems, some problems need actually specialists so it's justified, but shit like "Marriage problems" "Self-inducted depression" that's people throwing their money
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You pay someone to listen to you and sort yourself out
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Has anyone dated someone older than them? Talking 5+ years of difference.
Ok, so I met a girl recently who's 31 and I'm 23. We hit it off alright, and she seems interested in me. No kids (that's a plus for me, to be honest), nice face (I thought she was 24-25 when I met her), and she's pretty and thin
How do I not fuck this up? She knows I'm 23, but thought I was older when we met. We're going out to a bar tomorrow night.
Any advice for dating someone older than you? I'm nervous. The biggest age gap between me and any past girlfriend was just a few years.
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>>17516191
Easy, you treat them like a normal person
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>>17516191
>>17516200
Dubs speak truth.
threat her the way you want to betreated yourself. or even better, stop being an asshole if you are one.
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>>17516214
I don't think I'm an asshole/jerk. More anxious than anything, really.
Idk. I'm just worried the age difference is gonna affect things, but I guess if I don't make anything of it then nothing will happen.
I hope :(
I'm just worried she's gonna use me as a fucktoy and dump me after.
I'm a fucking degenerate. I got extremely wasted a few days ago and I guess me and my friends dine and dashed a restaraunt. I was blackout drunk, I don't remember a thing but I guess I also did a lot of other really innaprpriate things there.
The tab is around $100 and k can afford to pay it back. My friend was driving my car there and back. If it's been about 48 hours would I have been caught by now if they had my license plate? If I call to let them know I'm sorry and I will be in later to pay for the bill do I risk getting in trouble anyway? I fear I could still get charged for running out on the bill and or anything else I may have done.
Do I go make things right or do I lay low and pray I got away with it?
Am I overacting?
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Call from a pay phone.
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Just be yourself
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>>17516171
You're overreacting
>be me, driving a company car with friend inside
>both of us are wasted beyond belief
>pull into little qwik-e-mart
>friend is being all loud and obnoxious talking shit about niggers
>keep telling him to chill
>I try to buy beer
>african cashier denies me the purchase, won't say why, but I know
>friend is getting angry
>tell cashier "Hey look. I just want this case of beer, that's all. I want to give you money for a product and walk out. Take my money..."
>keeps refusing to sell it to me
>I walk away "alright dude, whatever"
>walking to car, notice my friend didn't follow me
>turn around, see him pacing inside and yelling and pointing at the poor cashier
>start walking back to get him
>see my friend take the magazine rack and knock it over in a rage (my friend is native american and terrifyingly HUGE)
>TOPKEK.jpg
>he walks out
>"Yo we got to go."
>"no shit, fuck"
>get in car, put into reverse, moss it
>I reverse all the way out of parking lot doing a 180 into the street so he can't ID the plate
>wew
>go to store about a block down the street, buy beer, speed home running every red light and stop sign I see
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So /adv/icers from /adv/
Virgin grill here with a problem that's about to kill me. So!
There's this guy, a guy that I used to like as a friend (more like an acquaintance really) yeah? Yes. I know he is not bf material at all (I don't think he likes me one bit either). He gets me nervous, we bicker a lot and he's childish and has huge red flags all over, anyway we are "friends".
The thing is I can't stop thinking about him.
What can I do? I am kinda obssesed with him and I know I don't like Like him. He gets me irritated and we could remain friends but my mind can't stop making me think about him 24/7!!!! What the fuck is wrong with me? How can I stop this?
He asked me to go out with him once but I told him I would be free in one week or so. He never asked again.
I'm not gf material either but I know he wouldn't be good for me (as much as a nice and good person I know he is)
What. The fuck.
Help me because I always see him on social circles we both frequent
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>>17516168
Stop being a teenager.
It will solve most of your problems.
Also, you like him, just admit it to yourself.
It'll take away most of the stress.
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What does it matter? It really doesn't sound like he's interested in you
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>>17516198
Yeah well of course I like him. I'm not saying I don't but I would like to know how to stop thinking every time he gets in my head.
I know I sound really stupid. It is a stupid situation but I'm autismo as fuck and don't dwell very well with my feelings at all.