I'm a fucking degenerate. I got extremely wasted a few days

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Call from a pay phone.

Just be yourself

>>17516171
You're overreacting


>be me, driving a company car with friend inside
>both of us are wasted beyond belief
>pull into little qwik-e-mart
>friend is being all loud and obnoxious talking shit about niggers
>keep telling him to chill
>I try to buy beer
>african cashier denies me the purchase, won't say why, but I know
>friend is getting angry
>tell cashier "Hey look. I just want this case of beer, that's all. I want to give you money for a product and walk out. Take my money..."
>keeps refusing to sell it to me
>I walk away "alright dude, whatever"
>walking to car, notice my friend didn't follow me
>turn around, see him pacing inside and yelling and pointing at the poor cashier
>start walking back to get him
>see my friend take the magazine rack and knock it over in a rage (my friend is native american and terrifyingly HUGE)
>TOPKEK.jpg
>he walks out
>"Yo we got to go."
>"no shit, fuck"
>get in car, put into reverse, moss it
>I reverse all the way out of parking lot doing a 180 into the street so he can't ID the plate
>wew
>go to store about a block down the street, buy beer, speed home running every red light and stop sign I see

>>17516316
If they had my plate do you think I'd be have been contacted by now? Been about 2.5 days in a smallish city

Threads like this make me appreciate my drunken alter-ego.

He tries to act like me and I can generally trust him.

>>17516336
Nothing is going to come of it. People at restaurants don't give enough of a shit to call police and file a stupid fucking report.

And police aren't gonna fuck with a case about stolen dinner. Just don't tell ANYONE you know about it and you'll be fine.

Even if they do try to pursue anything you'll likely just get a visit from a sheriff and they might give you a citation or at worst book you for petty larceny.

Worst case scenario, you get booked for petty larceny and have to sit in a holding cell for an hour or two to see a magistrate, sign your documents and leave.

I highly doubt (like 90%) that would ever happen, especially if it hasn't happened yet.

The restaurant workers probably didn't give a shit, if anything, they probably got a good laugh and story out of it.