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>>17558911
burn your house down

>>17558919
Im not rich tho

>>17558924
You can clean your house, you know? To avoid those little fuckers.

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>>17558905
read the /fit/ sticky

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>>17558905
Ate this shit 4 times a day.

Boiled chicken, boiled broccoli and boiled carrots mixed with raw spinach and romaine lettuce.

Did about 30 minutes of cardio about 4 times a week as well as 30 of strength training.

Dropped 285 down to 255 in 3 weeks.

Fuck sugar, fuck carbs and everything else. Drank almost 3 liters of water a day.


Is that what you're looking for OP?

>>17559063
Is there a vegetarian option for this?

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Need more deets

>>17558843
You might have depression. Work on that first.
Otherwise, you sound kind of beta. Have some more confidence. The fact that you've been on dates means something about you is attractive. Don't worry so much.

>>17558848
I feel like im on different level of communication with girls

just the most basic things become awkward in a very imperfect way when they shouldnt be awkward/feel like something im being judged on

girls show me that theyre interested in me initially but it feels like im just not saying the right things
like I know that if I was some sort of charisma man this would be no problem but im not

sometimes I feel like I talk to much or talk to little or just cant say some real wow shit or get the girl talking about her self
I would love it if a girl could carry the conversation a bit but I have either yet to find a chatty girl interested in me or I just dont make chatty girls want to be chatty

>>17558840
How well do you actually know this coworker?

>faithful
Maybe you've been physically faithful, but with so little information, and the fact that you'd jump ship at any moment, leads me to believe you're emotionally cheating. Why are you with your partner of 5+ years if you would leave them so easily? By stringing them along, you're doing them a disservice. Let them find someone that truly cares about them.

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>dating coworkers

>>17558862
A bit. Not too much. But we do activities outside work sometimes.

I doubt I'm emotionally cheating... I mentioned in a parallel (and very different) world, obviously not this one. If the situation became more serious I'd probably cut contact with the coworker long before ditching my partner. My partner deserves better and I try to move in that direction. As I said, I want the feelings to go away. Making a move is not really an option at this point.

I'm just attracted to said coworker. But there is nothing fishy going on. No touching or petting or complimenting. I'm just acting with them as I act towards others. Professional and friendly. And I intend to keep it that way.

>>17558872
I know. Did so in the past, didn't end up too great. The stress of being 24/7 together really killed the mood and made my life miserable.

Read the assigned chapters before the lecture.

>>17558810
Read the chapters, read your notes, do a couple questions of each module beforehand

Read the infos then try to imagine explaining the material to someone who has no knowledge on thw topic whatsoever. Basically, if you are able to break infos down into short and precise sentences without using pompous words you really got it instead of just memorizing shit. That never really works out. You need to fully grasp thw concept. This way you won't forget again, either

>>17558801
just fake it
have you never had a pet?

This post lowkey fucking triggers me.

Just be there for your bf when the pupper passes on

>>17558833
I have had family cats when i was a kid. I really liked them bit when they died it was sad for a day or two then i moved on. I can see this whole family sobbing their guts out over that thing and being sensitive about it for months. That just seems excessive, immature and unnecessary. I don't know how to deal with it and not low key expect them to "finally suck it up and move on like adults would".

>>17558839
I know why it triggers you. It's seen as psychopathic to not like dogs. But it just seems such a dumb concept to me. Like adopting a retarded child on purpose that you know will never be able to talk, shit in the toilet, fix their own food, not barf on the sofa, not smell like rotten cock out of their mouth, not bath in shit at every occasion and that will die in about 15 years anyways. After you had to plan around that inconvenience of a living being for all that time. Speaking about being inflexible af thanks to it.

They'll probably just charge you for both

>>17558767
Really? What if I change my card or something so that they can't charge.

>>17558783
That seems like an unnecessarily convoluted way to get a chair.
Anyway, it's credit fraud, and it's illegal, and they'll have your name and address from your credit card info.

American Universities:
American University
Arizona State University
Boston College
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Georgia Institute of Technology
Kansas State University
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Purdue University
Rutgers, The State University of New Jersey
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Canadian Universities:
McGill University
Queen's University (Kingston)
University of Alberta
University of British Columbia
University of Calgary
University of Toronto
University of Waterloo
Western University

another bump, wouId Iike some heIp pIease.

>>17558757
Realistically you should look into what your source of interest is. Like, if you're very interested in biochemistry and want to pursue something along those lines, find a university with a professor that has a doctorate in exactly what you want to study. Email that prof to discuss potentially working for them for research jobs while you're there, than you have something for your resume, and new experience of school.

Currently I'm attending UAlberta. It is pretty great for the sciences in Canada, it's basically just a massive research lab for STEM fields and doesn't give a fuck about the arts. But it's not a party school at all. Also the weather here is fucking trash

You shouId do whatever makes you happy anon.
Even if it means 'settIing' so what? If she's a wonderfuI person and you enjoy her company very much, what difference does it make if she isn't a 10/10?
Just do whatever makes you happy man.

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I have no problem dying alone. I was born that way.

That is up to you to decide.

>>17558699
become a comedian..srsly try to laugh at pain your own especially...i've said some DARK shit to people and tried it on stage once at an open mic and i got some laughs lol loves can come and go you need to love yourself anon i know that's a cheezy line but you do you need to love you before you can love something outside of you otherwise your just finding some one to be codependent on....sounds like you had a breakup recently?(i did) it gets better...maybe try reading a help book. see some free counselling. join some groups. write down the things you enjoy and make you laugh when you encounter them again it will remind you that you have interests...pursue them. attract someone... don't seek them. you got all your hair? teeth? tall? or short? crippled? if your not desperatly poor either you still have things to live for...life is so full of possibilities and death is too final... if you got money get a nice hooker it will make you feel better. cheers man

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>>17558699

Take heart, Trump soon. Have a Froggo.

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>>17558699
feel better, let this qt brighten your day

I'd say bass. Guitar seems to be the go-to for every rock/metal inspired musician, followed by drums. Bass players are probably the hardest the find, with good bass players being even rarer.

>>17558647
I agree that bass is usually more in-demand. I've played in a couple of bands whose bassists wound up switching to guitar, probably because they wanted to be more prominent/be less like backup musicians.

A pity, because one was a really brilliant bassist and only a so-so guitar player. So if you're a good bass player, you should use it.

>>17558647
You don't actually have to pick one. You know how to play both; say so.

>>17558640
Women

The reason is that they are actually gay and being bi is just a transition phase. Another reason is, that females that are ok with dating and fucking bi guys are probably filthy nutjobs, which might drive those guys into being fully gay

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>>17558640
99.69999999% of women are horrible biological monsters that shouldn't be considered human

That leaves about 24 million that are at least capable of advanced logic, love, and loyalty

The rest are irreparable

You sound confused. Habe you been taking drugs? Getting into conspiracy theories? Anyways, you are contemplating existence and the meaning of life. That's great. I just hope you take rhe right things ot of it

Can't I just kill myself and get it over with?

i just want to cease from exist

So, what did you say, nutjob?

>>17558623
>>17558623
i asked about how her dog was going i didnt know that the dog passed

call me a bitch or whatever but im genuinely concerned for her

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No. There is such a thing as being a vane or selfish asshole but in that case you are doing the other person a favore

>>17558611
"I'm not good enough for you"

All I can think of rly

>>17558622
That's just a phrase used to conceal the real reasons. Nobody ever broke up overb that reason for real. Or it's a severe case of insecurity, which is a valid reason to get out of a relationship. It means you aren't ready for having one so you, again, do the other person a favore