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>>17557412
You'll want "The Curmudgeon's Guide to Getting Ahead: Dos and Don'ts of Right Behavior, Tough Thinking, Clear Writing, and Living a Good Life" by Charles Murray and "Secrets to Winning at Office Politics: How to Achieve Your Goals and Increase Your Influence at Work" by Marie G. McIntyre.

>>17557412
wow calm down there big guy, this is my wife you're talking about

>>17557435
thanks ! anyone else?

Seems to me like you're pretty clearly friend-zoned at this point. Sorry mate.

Switching the venue to her place might have been her way of making it less of a "date." And making you sleep on the couch is a pretty clear sign. Maybe if you had made a move she would have been receptive; tough to say.

You should have made a move. Sorry for your missed opportunity.

OP here, what should I have actually done though?

Start by not being messy and irresponsible. You force yourself not to be awkward, that comes with time, but you can force yourself to clean yourself and your room and to at least try to deal with your responsibilities.

>>17557388
I basically immature and lack of common sense. I really wanted to but i dont know much about dealing with responsibility. Why cant i act like everyone my age?

>>17557373
Clean you fucking cunt. If you pick up after yourself, wash your dishes after you use them for example what could have been a 20 minute chore took a few minutes of your day.

Or just be the smelly asshole roommate everyone shits on for good reason.

Get a job and move out you fucking degenerate.

Say you just really like to post frogs and troll people to feel better about your otherwise pathetic life. They will understand.

>>17557364
Have ready a fat stack of documents that defend your positions with relevant quotes highlighted.

Might as well have some fun with it.

>>17557335
Brotha she a loony

Stop worrying about being a scumbag or whatever. It doesn't matter.

I'd say there's something not quite alright with her if sex, an act that she's biologically programmed to crave and enjoy, disgusts her. I'd leave without a second thought, but that's also because I don't ever want to get married (and because 3dpd, ew) and it seems you're not quite all right with the situation either. If you don't enjoy a relationship leave it, it's as simple as that. Especially for early relationship, you haven't invested much in it at this point. Still, if you're willing to put up with the "no sex till marriage" thing then by all means, do so. Still, it seems like your values are quite different and I can see this relationship turning to shit anyways.

Send her my way

By alpha do you mean one who takes charge or someone who's capable of handling themselves on their own?

If you have to ask this here, you aren't alpha enough to handle a woman like that.

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>>17557339

This.

First off, you don't "need" a girlfriend and life isn't going to be awesome just because you have one. Secondly, you're hanging out with the wrong crowd entirely it sounds like. If you're dancing at awful clubs and buying girls drinks, chances are those girls are going for one night stands.

>>17557308

Studieren Deutsch scheiSkopf...

Grow a chocolate dick that ejaculates money.

Use gloves, shower, clean eyes, milk

>>17557304

Use a dropper to get some water into its mouth - this could very well mean the difference between life and death. Good luck

First, soak a cloth and put it in the kitten's mouth for it to suckle on, or sprinkle drops right into the mouth. if you have en eyedropper, you can use that to get liquid into his mouth.

Feel his body temperature. If he's overheated, you need to bring it down by wrapping the body in cool (not cold), wet towels.

For his eyes, kitten have minor eye infection all the time. Use a warm-damp washcloth to soften and wipe away the mucous. You should also try wiping the kitten's butt with a warm, wet washcloth to encourage it to pee/poo. Kittens can't do it on their own and their mother helps them do it by licking. You can replicate it with a towel.

>>17557296
24h Vidya isn't a hobby. Do something creative instead.

>>17557296
What's your hobby?


Try doing something for yourself, either start working out and eating healthy, or you can find some friends, since I assume you lack them and socialize with others who have similar, but not totally the same interests as you.

>>17557296
get into something that helps you look at things more positively like certain areas of philosophy. making plans helps too as you have things to look forward too, I normally go out with my friends once or twice a week. what hobby do you have?

>>17557239

Didn't go through the edgy phase as a teen I see. Fenriz would call you a fag.

>>17557245
Fenriz and Nocturno haven't made anything half decent compared to their older stuff, so he can go fuck himself.


I'm not even that edgy, tbqh. I'm not your "hurr durr only metal is music" faggot and I am really versatile when it comes to music, but I just enjoy depressive stuff from time to time. I don't know why it makes me happy, but it does. I never cut myself, nor do I post "deep" philosophical bullshit on social media.

>>17557245
Help I'm still stuck in that phase at 23

Exercise
Cold showers
Fresh air
Fruits rich in vitamin c
Sugar

>>17557191

Energy drinks (amp, monster) do work. The problem is that they make you jittery and interrupt "deep" thinking - if you need to do routine work, they will work. You will also be unable to sleep normally after.

According to the military, amphetamines work.

Listening to loud energetic music MAY work, as well as getting hyped about something, but that's not reproducible.

The problem with all these methods is that they are good for drone work, but not so much for something like cramming.

>>17557206
The energetic music is a good idea

You're idealizing this woman, OP. Don't do anything rush, you might regret it when the fantasy shatters.

have you ever even met this person?

Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen

>>17557132
Have at least one drink, work on your self confidence, get fit and start lifting and stop being such a pussy.

>>17557231
I had plenty of drinks, I was social, I climb on a regular basis and have a decent body. I just don't know how to break out of the beta zone....

>>17557132
You're too scared. Just give her eye contact when you're dancing with a girl and go in for the kiss. If she isn't into it then just dance with her. Be sure other girls don't see you. You'll come off as desperate to get pussy.

Get an app and count the hours, when you get to 200 you know you're shit. When you get to 2000 you know you're getting there.

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Read and watch avant-garde stuff.

>>17557118
deep

>>17557075
How old are you? If you're not a fucking kid just tell her grandmother to go fuck herself and knock on the door next time.

Wow man. If you're over the age of consent then just ignore her and tell her to take back what she said about your girlfriend. So fucking disrespectful.

>>17557143
This. Even of you are younger, she has to take that disrespectfull comment back. Holy shit. What has the grandma even to say? She's so far detached from reality. What does your gf's mom say? That's what counts more. Not even much, depending on your ages but more than grandma's antiquated crap.