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I am 23, never had a gf before and got one this summer while I was doing my job. I gave her my number, expecting nothing at all but she replied and we are together now. Trouble is that she is quite different, different music taste, different religious and cultural background (she is muslim), doesn't like to hang out with my friends but she is madly in love with me.

I never expected a relationship out of this. She doesn't want sex but often blows me. But I feel nothing for her. I made the mistake of saying "I love you", it just came out of my mouth without thinking. But now, with my 2 jobs, full time student, training, family and the fact that I am barely attracted to her I just can't continue.

How do I break up? Do I just meet up with her at a café and tell it's over?

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Do any of those piss cleaning kits out there work? I've smoked weed every day for the past two months or so and after a bit of research found I'll have cannabis in my system for up to 45 days. I know all the tricks like chugging water and sweating it out (I already do this because of work and working out) but I'm worried because my new employer recently switched to a piss test instead of a mouth swab drug test and I'll be taking this test in two weeks. Am I fucked?

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Could you ever accept your gf's past as a common whore?

> third date
> she opens to me and tells me she's a prostitute
> has been working 1,5 years in a brothel
> according to her, nothing is online (personaly doubting this. Not because of her, but the owner propably has never mentioned about hidden cameras)
> says she would quit the job, if there would be anything else that would pay a degreeless girl more (I rather expect something which would be easier instead).
> dick and sense are fighting in my mind

For my part the pressure comes for being in a situation, where mine and few friends company might take sone wind on the sails. I'm afraid this could affect on my life as blackmailing and/or extortion.

Yay? Nay? Why?

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When we first got together she had low self esteem. Example she was really shy about taking her glasses off. But I would anyway, and make out with her, and I'd kiss her face, turn her on, I treated her really good. She even said how she feels her self esteem is improving because of me. I was her longest relationship.

But we recently broke up, because she cheated on me. But I noticed she's acting really confident in herself it's weird. She was never like it before. I'm talking taking pics on snapchats where she suddenly thinks she's all that, and she don't even wear her glasses anymore.

I kinda feel like I had my kindness taken advantaged of.

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I am 18, a senior in high school, but I want to get a milf. But I have no idea how I will get one. I don't want to seduce a teacher or anything. But I don't know where to even look or go to, maybe a specific site? Anyone have any tips?

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My gf got this like 10 minutes ago. First it started itching and then thus appeared. Nothing serious.

What could it be? She didn't eat anything out of the ordinary. She doesn't recall being bitten by any insect - not that there's any in the house.

If you showed this to me I'd say some stinging plant caused this, but again she was inside the house.

Any ideas? Over time it got less itchy and more bobby, but nothing else.

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When I was 12 and my sister was 15 I heard her scream in her bedroom. She was having sex with her boyfriend but I thought she was being attacked so I grabbed my dads hammer from his toolbag and ran in and started trying to his this guy that was on top of her. He was on the football team and was huge and was 17 he grabbed the hammer and smacked me in the face and broke out most of my front teeth and cracked my nose. Im 27 now and I still cant get over it my sister used to be my best friend and my hero. Now she is married to this guy my parents love him even after what he did to me. I feel abandoned and betrayed by the 3 people who should have loved me most and that I loved most. How should I feel? How do I get over it?

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i want to open my binder to study and do hw..its right next to me, but i cant. had this problem for years unless its the last minute sometimes i even do hw before class. yes i have adhd but what can i do? and dont suggest adderall because it doesnt work.

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I hate everything about men, but I kind of like penis, i've never tried one but i love shemales and stuff... does this make me gay? i dont think im gay because i hate men and everything about them, bodies, voice, hairy everything

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I'm 22 a recovered/recovering addict, Ex Con, business owner Piece of shit.

So long story short I'm English but moved to Australia when I was 15.

By 14 I was using coke and ket and dabbled in other shit, regular pot and cig smoker and occasional drinker.
By 16 I was selling anything i could get my hands on, mostly at raves on acid and x and if I couldn't rave id get blue drunk and look for fights, and would normally get made piss.
By 17 I was moving 7-20Lbs of pot a week, made a nice little sum went throught some decent cars and 2 motorbikes,
Shortly before my 18th i started moving into meth dealing and away from pot, of course i was smoking the sweet puff crystal lakes alot.
Guns, Psychosis, gangs, big money, Psych wards, rehab and then prison ensued.
I got Sentenced to 3 years for aggravated armed robbery.
I got sectioned shortly after imprisonment and had a diagnosis as schizo effective disorder, although this cleared up after a prolonged time sober but a diagnosis of bipolar stuck.
I was released at 21, couldnt find work so became a gigolo for a while before finding a girlfriend. I did boxing for a bit, and was bloody good, but suffered a trapped nerve in my spine that stopped my training.
This cut deep.
After 9 months and her cheating on me we split. Not long after the split I found the girl I believe to be the love of my life. Shes older but by god does she get me.
I started running a business with her brother, things were good, then i started drinking again and slipped up on the meth. only once but fuck it scared me.
Recently the business began to collapse and my drinking went through the roof. She was a bit of a drinker herself, so it didnt matter much.
After a massive week of arguing I went out and got blind drunk and cheated on her, then in my alcohol fueled state after starting again with the drink the next morning i did it again that night...

3 Weeks later im off the drink and our relationship was golden, we were fine, i cant describe the pain

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For the 800th time I come back asking for the insights of the anons of this board, especially ones that have established careers and somewhat older (26+)

>Currently in the military making around 52k a year.
>Will be making at least 65k within the next 5 years, and at least 75k around the age of 34
>Some benefits are that total medical/dental/vision are all paid for
>I will not have a state income tax so long as I am in
>College is 95% paid for while I'm in
>Regular chance for promotion
>Great 401k option

and the biggest one...

>after 20 years of service I can retire at the age of 39 and receive a pension of 50% of my base pay (which will be at least 2300k a month) until I drop dead, on top of medical/dental benefits

My question is, how does this compare to the civilian sector? Should I just suck it up and stay until retirement? What would you do in my situation?

The job I do is easy, but challenging, so the outlook of doing 20 years isn't dreadful at all. Sometimes I just feel like I'd find more fulfillment working a trade job as an electrician or something. My biggest fear is getting out and realizing down the line I left a very great opportunity.

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Does someone want to talk..?

I'm literally crying right now

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Huge cyst I had on my head started to get soft in the past weeks, today it broke a little bit and pus is coming out.

I was supposed to get a sugery in three days, I need to wait until tomorrow morning before I can call the dermatologyst.

What should I do in the mean time?

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Is it true that turning 20 as a virgin does permanent damage to your mental development? I turn 20 at the start of next month and the best I've gotten is a shitty BJ, which was almost a year ago. I'm considering buying a hooker but IDK if that will make me feel better or worse, and I don't want to drop $200+. The college I go to is essentially a sleep away High School full of ugly Theater chicks and I just feel like it's not even worth trying anymore but I can't stomach the idea of turning 20 without getting laid.

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So I recently acquired a pogo stick, and I would like to sell, but I am not sure it was recalled because of this: http://www.cpsc.gov/en/Recalls/2005/CPSC-Fisher-Price-Announce-Recall-of-Pogo-Sticks-/
Is it safe to sell? And if so, any recommendations?
Pic(s) related, its the Pogo