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>>17582591
Cool, but kinda gay pose. Id put my pants over the boots than under, unless its snowing or going through muddy terrain.

Cant wait to break my boots in when its 50° weather
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>>17582598
Suck a dick brah.
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>>17582598
Same.

Kinda need a new pair. Only got surplus Tan gortex and some cheap rothco's

Need something a bit nicer

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I have a new job tomorrow , and I know I'm not going to be able to sleep.

Any tips ? Ima go to the gym to do cardio for 30 mins and use the sauna to calm me the fuck down. I can't push in the gym today cuz I do manual labor. I have 4 hours before I have to sleep to get atleast 7 hours of sleep.

Help!!!
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Self bump...
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Masturbate furiously for these 3 hours
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>>17582761
Only gets me pumped up.

How do I stop fantazing about idealized anime girls are start interacting with real women
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>>17582563

Walk out of your home and interact with them. At first you'll be bad at it. Eventually you'll learn and become better.
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why do you want to?
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>>17582576
can you be more specific "than just do it"?
>>17582577
Look at pretty pictures of 2d girls isn't very satisfying, if anything it just adds to the bitterness of being alone

Are big scars a deal breaker?
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>>17582506
depends where they are, what gender, and how the scars happened
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>>17582506
Scars are sexy as fuck.
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>>17582506
The scar honestly doesn't matter. If that's you then 10/10

>me and this girl in my social circle getting really flirty
>lots of physical contact, cuddling, sexual innuendos
>she's sweet, cute, smart, funny. I wanna get to know her better
>our other friends are asking if we're hooking up
>me and her are hanging out and I get the green light to fuck her, but I hesitate in closing the deal because I feel a disturbance in the force
>dont end up fucking
>things still cool with her, in fact she seems to be even hotter for me now since I did that
>later, me and my best friend are hanging out with her
>i start flirting with her, but i can tell it's making her uncomfortable this time. He's uncomfortable too
>notice that she only flirts when he isnt around
>find out that they're a discreet relationship thing
>I don't know all the details, but I'm pretty sure that my friend actually has feelings for her. He refuses to just be straight with me, probably out of embarrassment, I don't know
>Me: "Hey man, you're in love with this chick?"
>Him:" Uh, um, well there's...different types of love...we're just cool with each other, ok? We just wanna keep things discreet"

I've posted this before. I presented the situation one way, and the majority of people said to just go and hook up with her. I presented it another way, and the majority said to stay loyal to your bro and stop giving her attention

what to do?
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>>17582475
Drop her

Consider this, you're considering hooking up with a girl that doesn't mind fucking between friends and can't even be straight to you about it regardless of the problems it might cause you (and your friend). Even if they aren't official yet, she is a mess waiting to happen.

So forget her, but I doubt you will because guys are slaves to pussy.
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>>17582508
>slaves to pussy
Listen to this anon. Instead of thinking how can I interest her, think does she interest me? If she is doing this shit to you, I would 100% dump the manipulator, because I have no interest in a manipulator
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>>17582475

Your friend is a pussy. She is a bitch. And you are a dumbass.

She is playing two guys that know each other at the same time, that's why she is a bitch. Your friend is not willing to come clean with their relationship to you, that's why he is a pussy.

And you are still thinking about it. That's why you are dumb. This is a disaster waiting to happen.

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Girlfriend cheated on me, and I'm legitimately losing it.

It's unfair too, I cheated well before her, I did much worse things, and did them way more often.

I confessed to her mine, and she felt better, with random moments of hurt that I cheated and pretty much had sex with someone else and boasted about her having a tighter pussy and whatnot but I pretty much played it off as if I did them when we weren't together.

We were, a few of them too.

She's letting me degrade her, call her a whore, imply I'm going to fuck someone else.
It's not enough, I'm being a hypocrite but I just genuinely don't care. I want revenge, I know I'm not going to be the same after this.

I know I should just cut her off and do nothing with her.

I don't care about that. I know the solutions and I don't care.
What do I do.

She was this perfect snowflake.
She was loyal, helpful, loving, supportive.
Before we started dating she bought me this watch that I wanted.
She brings me food, she drove me when my car got fucked up.
She never cheated, talked to anyone, only saw me, and we were good when this was happening.

I'm just ready to fucking kill myself.

I know it's just some dumb girl, I know not to throw away my life over it, I know not to hurt my family like that.
I know all this bullshit, I've heard it endlessly and I logically agree.
I just don't care. No matter how much reason I don't care.
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10/10 I legit laughed out loud at this
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>>17582466
I am legitimately confused why shes even your Girlfriend.
Like goddamn, show some respect.
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>>17582466

>What do I do.

Both of you park the car in the garage and ram that accelerator into you fall into an eternal slumber.

You're both retarded children.

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>be """18""" in high school
>in Singapore
>ultratraditional parents cane me since the age of ten
>caning is done on Saturdays for bad academic results or misbehaviour
>tried to say that I won't take it
>they said that I either will lay on a bench or they won't pay for my higher education
>had to lay down
>five days got 40 canes for drinking vodka and smoking pot
>still can't seat on my ass
>by the law they can do it
>how can I solve it?
Any Singaporeans, Asians, Eastern Europeans with the same problem?
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>>17582430
stop drinking and smoking and go study
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>>17582434
I usually don't and academic underachievement often lands me for caning. For them bad academic result is something like American 80-85
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>>17582449
then study more, if you get good grades then you might be able to go away to college and never come back

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Today I finally build up enough courage to ask my coworker out. And I'm not sure if i got rejected or not. This is how it went down.
-She finished her shift and before going home she started shopping groceries. We were in the same aisle and she asked for some help. After helping her out, I simply smile and said "hey, do you wanna go out sometime?". She smiled back and said "Sure". I whispered "Cool" and then asked "Can i have your number?". She responded with "Sorry not today, I gotta go home." And walked away.-
I'm very confused on what happen. I don't work until Thursdays, so we wont see each other until then. What do you guys think? Should I say something on Thursday, if she doesn't say anything? or just act like nothing happened if she doesn't say anything?

TL;DR: Asked coworker out. Responded with "Sure". Then asked for her phone number, and she said not "not today, I gotta go home". Did i get rejected? I don't see her until Thursday. And what should I do on Thursdays?
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Yea
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>>17582402

>Did I get rejected?

PROTIP : If you have to ask whether or not you got rejected the answer is yes.
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>>17582402
You rushed things anon. This shit requires patience. And you have yet to be rejected, just don't rush it or she'll think you're a desperate weirdo and will sabotage yourself.

How do you bring up the subject that you think might not be for you to your parents? Im currently attending university, and to be honest I would rather do just about anything else. Not to mention I'm more of a work-with-my-hands kind of guy. For quite a while I've wanted to live off the land in the wilderness somewhere(yes, i've fully researched and explored this idea so please dont try and convince me I wouldnt enjoy this) or being a farmer. Lately both of these ideas have seemed incredibly attractive. I just dont know how I would bring up an idea like that to my parents who pay for my college and have raised me with the sort of mentality that college is the only option
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>>17582390
Can you get a job in a farm to see what it's like before you go for it? As a summer job or something. And take courses in college for agriculture farming and shit. It doesn't have to be a waste of time, does it?
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>>17582390
Assuming you are American, don't even think about farming as a livelihood. Tons of work for little pay, corporate farms, and you need capital to start a shitty business with the above traits.
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>>17582401
It's possible but it would require lots of juggling. I would probably have to transfer schools when the semester ends, which isnt for a while, to a school with an agricultural program. And with a college schedule that would basically mean no job. Basically I'd have to try to get a job during summer break

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> me at the park
> kids playing nearby
> one, about 13 14 starts meowing at me
> trying to get my attention
> I give in, look at her
> she's got the fuck me eyes
> Im rude to her so she goes away
> struggling to not think about fucking her

I'm 22. Does this go away, or will I think like this forever? Are these normal desires?
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>>17582368
Despite what it's politically correct to think, the female human body becomes fertile at 12, and our instincts obviously do what they do, even though fucking a girl whose brain and knowledge of love isn't fully developed yet is an immoral act.
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>>17582368
Get yourself some mental help. Don't become a monster. You don't have to ruin anybody's life. If you want to you can change. But get some help.
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Jesus mother was 12
Muhammeds wife was 9

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I just got laid off from my job and my last check won't cover my rent or bills next month. Any good ideas to making money quick? Even if I got a job now I wouldn't get paid quick enough to cover it.
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>>17582318
I don't have a gun tho :(
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>>17582332
overwhelming majority of "armed" robberies aren't committed with real, live ammo man, just spraypaint the tip of an airsoft gun or something

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My boyfriend does not enjoy blowjobs, and instead insists that I lick his balls.
Is this normal?
I don't particularly like it, but I am submissive by nature and eager to please him. I have to do it several times a week.
I know it isnt because I'm terrible at it. I have only had two other boyfriends, and they've told me on several occasions that I'm the best they've had. Current bf even said so earlier in the relationship, but he says this feels better.
Has this happened to anyone else, or is it something weird only a select few enjoy? I'm not the most experienced in these matters
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Well OP it is not that weird for guys to like their balls being played with . If he isn't into blowjobs that is weird but also okay. If he cums from being licked there it is all the same. But if it is extremely uncomfortable you should talk to him about it. I mean relationships are going to get weird.
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>>17582275
It's a thing for your bf.

It was until my mid-thirties, with a dirty skank, that I learned I liked to receive rimjobs.

Just tell him that you'd like to feel your head-giving capabilities more appreciated.

He's not broken or weird, is just a thing he likes.
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>>17582299
I'm not disgusted by it. I've just never heard of this being a thing before.

>>17582316
Did this for him a year and a half into our relationship. He was super into it for about a week, then he said it made him feel "weird" and "gay". He hasn't asked me to since.

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My EX's mom just died... We're on friendly terms, but there's still tension between us.

I don't know what to say. I so deeply care about this person, but I have no idea what I should tell him. I love him and want him to be OK. Should I call him? Should I talk to him more? Will it look like I'm using tragedy to move in on him?
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Maybe just send him a short text.
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>>17582261

Send him a small text, email or message, keep it formal and fairly distance;

"Heard about what happened, and for what it's worth, I'm so sorry. If you or your family need anything, please let me know."

If he replies, you can then use that as an invitation to ask him how he is doing, and get closer to help him.

Also, this is a little bit manipulative, but it's entirely dependant on him replying to you.
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>>17582278
This. I concur, this looks like you're taking advantage of this painful episode to get closer ~ which is NOT a bad thing per se if we consider you've stated you still have feelings for him. Just consider if your presence could cause him relief or more pain. That doesn't mean you can't offer the help of a friend.

Just sayin.

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Hello/adv/
So i have tried everything i can to find someone i havent seen in years. All the internet searches. Paid the fees. Called old mutual friends. The most info I got is she dissapeared maybe around a year ago and is rumoured to have left to the uk with a guy from the internet. All scary business considering no one has heard from her and she never had many close friends.
I fear the worst.... I am facing brain surgery that will effect my long term memory and just want to speak with her one last time. She was my first love.
Is there a reliable way to find someone in the uk if that's where she is? What can i do to find her there? She is likely low profile. Even an address to send her a letter before my operation or anything. I have tried all us internet has to offer and its all the old info i knew. I had friends in the judicial system search. All i have turned up is a year old photo.

Sorry for rambling
Any advice appreciated
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>>17582196
She's an EX for a reason. Haven't you thought that MAYBE she doesn't want YOU to find her and had friends cover her tracks? Let it go man. I think that there are far more important issues like not forgetting how to talk, or how to control sphincters.

Good luck with your surgery, get well soon.
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Why pretend to know the situation of our breakup? We remained close for years after. She has always been a friend. You're kind of an asshole for even assuming that.

Even her friends don't know what happened. And whatever you want to think her and I were always close.
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>>17582196

I'm gonna come right out and say it. We can take OP at face value and believe the "surgery" story, or we can think that maybe he is looking for this girl for another reason.

I'd ask people not to help here. We don't know why she dropped off like this.

I can't stand people who hate on the things I like or like the things I hate. Actually, most people annoy the fuck out of me, because they are too different.

I'm a terrible person aren't I
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>>17582162
>I'm a terrible person aren't I
Most young people are. At least you recognise it. So, work on it. Ask people why they like the things they do. Listen to their music, read their books. At least give it a shot. Even if you don't enjoy it, you'll understand them a little better.
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>>17582162
yes
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You're way too hung up on what other people think, and you hold on way too strongly to your own preferences.

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