How can I get a milf?

>>17581364
Plenty of horny milfs on tinder depending if you live in a densely populated area. I've scored a few from tinder. Try the app ' feeld' as well

What is your definition of a milf.

30+
40+
50+

>>17581381
I'd go late 20's the lowest and highest late 40's, but 50's possibly if they are hot enough

>>17581377
thanks I'll try it out, I've always been curious about tinder but haven't got to trying it yet

>>17581400
You can try adult dating sites. Plenty of couples looking for a young man to get with the wife. Just set the record straight that no guy on guy play is going down

Plenty of single mothers out there.
They are easy to find and usually looking for a new daddy for they kids.

>>17581443
Those looking for a baby daddy are only good for a hit and quit

>>17581446
what women is worth more than a hit and quit?

>>17581452
Single. No children. Based career / income

>>17581364
I am 38 and a femanon, and I find your whole post disgusting.
Go find someone your own age. Fucking a.

make friends with people in your class so you can go over to their house and meet their mom. if their mom is single (this is important, you don't want their dad coming over and kicking your ass) plus hot and/or rich, turn on the charm with her and become BFFs with that classmate. then see where it goes.

>>17581459
I'm 40 and a femanon, and yeah it's a bit on the skuzzy side, but I'm sure OP's friends' moms can use their own judgment. besides, how else is he gonna learn?

>>17581459
YOUR NOT MY MOTHER!

>>17581470
Kik ?

>>17581459
Old fag

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>>17581459
Not all women want someone their age, hence the whole cougar/milf meme going on.

>>17581476
I'm way too married for you, dear

>>17581364

>I am 18, a senior in high school, but I want to get a milf.

You've been reading too many hentais, anon. That shit isn't real life.

You could have sex with an older woman, sure, but the kind of older women that like to have sex with teenagers are going to be gross. Grow up. Get a hobby or something and quit wasting your time with this fantasy land bullshit you fucking spazz.

>>17581491
2 wrongs dont make a right, hon

>>17581483
Any who are interested in children like OP are skeezy whores.

>>17581503
>wrongs
so I married a guy who's not a fucking cuck, and that's a mistake somehow?

>>17581491
Don't be like that.
You love internet neck beards, that's why you're here.
Together we could act out your favourite internet memes.

>>17581364
>around 18 y/o prime pussy
>want an old used up wrinkly hag
Middle aged women don't look like Lisa Ann, unfortunately. The whole "milf" thing is a huge meme.

>>17581459
Fuck off cunt, just because you are too ugly to get a younger guy doesn't mean you have to get mad about it!

>>17581507
Said the anon giving OP advice. Kek

>>17581495
come onn I know some of it must be a meme but I'm sure there are some cougars that would want to experiment. It is worth a shot at least

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>>17581511

>>17581511
nah, my husband already does that. plus, y'know, he has a job and stuff.

>>17581515
>to ugly to be with a child

You guys aren't even really adults until 30 anyway.
I've been there and done that, when I was a kid too.
Give me a seasoned, mature man who knows himself over a youngster just starting out.

>>17581459
Middle aged women browse 4chan? Neat. Show your pussy and or tits, ma'am.

>>17581532
Ah right, I'm sure you just want a guy who has a "mature" bank account. I know the way you roasties work, fuck off. Now that you're an old bitch you'll just go after a guy for his cash so you can leech off of him.

>>17581470
>>17581459
What was it that brought you too here all those years ago?

Gore?
CP?
Or were you attention whores flashing your tits to be excepted?

>>17581537
>blue board

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>>17581543
same thing that brings any woman to the internet. cat pictures.

>>17581541
Actually, my man of 15 years is currently unemployed & fighting crippling depression.
Not to bring anyone down.

>>17581531
>will never have a NEET husband.
You poor thing.

How does it feel knowing your husband had a life before he met you? All those ex girl friends that had his dick inside them.

>>17581554
Is he a vet? If not then wtf are you doing

>>17581521

>come onn I know some of it must be a meme but I'm sure there are some cougars that would want to experiment. It is worth a shot at least

its the difference between stumbling across hidden treasure and dedicating time and effort into finding it.

but no, the lonely, sexy milf looking to fuck the bright eyed teenager is primarily porno fantasy bullshit, not real life.

anything is possible, but trying to recreate your porn fantasies into real life rides the line hard between deluded and pathetic.

>>17581543
>excepted
Decided not to answer question there

>>17581560
Wtf am I doing? I'm in love, idiot.
Also we have a family.

>>17581559
he is about as NEET as you can get while working part-time. he's had a temporary remission in his symptoms to the point where he can actually work.

and I've never really understood why I'm supposed to be concerned that he had a life and partners before me. I had a life and partners before him too. isn't that the way life goes?

>>17581551
Oh god you're fat aren't you.

>>17581575
yup :^)

>>17581570
Why did you choose to have children with an unemployed man with a mental illness?

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>>17581537
>Middle aged women browse 4chan? Neat. Show your pussy and or tits, ma'am.

>>>/b/

>>17581579
this

>>17581562
It's just a small fetish of mine, I don't really care if I don't find a milf but it would be cool to have a one night stand with one

>>17581579
Why do you assume that he was unemployed and depressed when we got together?
I'm in this for the long haul. We have a beatiful life together, and we ride the ups and downs together. That's how it works.

>>17581579
not that anon but gosh, it's almost as if people are capable of developing disabling conditions *after* getting married and having kids.

>>17581588
What is your job? Props to you for being committed btw

Is 4chan being raided by mumsnet?

>>17581588
So he was never depressed until he met you?

>>17581591
Restaurant manager. For now. Once kid is in highschool, I'm going back to school for a teaching credential.

>>17581592
the other femanon is a mom, I'm not. I'm here because /x/ and /cgl/ are kinda slow right now and macroing is boring.

>>17581597
Haha, no he's had a lot of shit come at him through the years, but we've had a lot of fun too.
He had three friends die (two murders, one suicide) last year, and he just went right off the rails. Seems to be getting better, though.

>>17581603
that is pretty heavy. mine has mental health shit too. can be a strain but it can also bring you closer together.

>>17581603
>two murders, one suicide
Was that linked?

>>17581592
It's a thread about milfs, waddayou think?

>>17581602
your homeboard is /x/? cool, do you got a kik so we can talk about paranormal shit

>>17581606
No! It was so fucked up. 2 unrelated murders by strangers in 4 months, and a suicide in another state. None of them even knew each other.

>>17581598
Most women would have left the dude, that is cool. Do you think there are genuine women out there like you? If so, what are the ways to their hearts? What do they like to talk about and what do they like in a guy? (I know all are different, but maybe some general advice would help)

>>17581605
Yeah. It's exhausting at times. I have to make sure to have emotional boundaries and take quiet rejuvenating time so that I don't get overwhelmed and break down myself.

>>17581459
>>17581470
>middle aged women on 4chan

How exactly does this happen?

>>17581614
I dunno man: we are all so different.
I was originally attracted to my dude's sense of humor. We were friends in a group for about 2 years before we became involved.
He did make an effort to be interested in my interests, and I was genuinely interested in his. We would just talk for hours.
We were physically attracted to each other, too, and always have had fun just playing around.
My dad was a playboy type, so I didn't trust "romantic" type stuff, so we were just real with each other.

My 2 cents

>>17581610
I don't use kik, sorry, but I am sure we will bump into each other

>>17581618
yeah that's pretty much what I do too. he and I both have issues so we have learned to communicate about when we want to be close and when we need space. he's a bit better about it than I am honestly.

>>17581620
People grow up.

>>17581638
Thanks for the advice, I think my main problem is approach anxiety and confidence. That and I'm not the best at small talk so that doesn't help the approach anxiety

>>17581647
We are big cuddlers too. Sometimes when words are just too much, cuddling and watching cartoons is the thing.

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>>17581647
tfw I'll never have an /x/ gf

>>17581648
Yes, but in this case they just grow old and did no growing up.

>>17581651
Try to just be friends first, maybe? There is less pressure in hanging out, and then if it feels right, go further.

>>17581659
we do that too! touch is very therapeutic.

>>17581668
I just added a girl on fb but when I went back to her profile the add friend button completely disappeared, idk why. pretty upset. She is in a class of mine, I'm interested but Idk how I would approach her and when I'd even be able to.

>>17581669
It really is! Oxytocin is huge.
I felt inspired when reading about kangaroo pouches for newborns, and have tried to maximize touch.
Do you feel like your man is deepening a lot at this age? I feel like mine is becoming more and more of a man, and it's kind of scary, but also exciting.

>>17581679
Hanging out in groups was always more comfortable for me to develop trust.

>>17581691
I guess I'm not involved in school activities or anything so it is difficult to get into other groups. I already got a group but with them I won't find anyone new or the ones I want to date.

>>17581685
it's hard to tell, we've both changed a lot since we've been together. I have noticed that we settled more into gendered household roles when it comes to chores though. when I lived by myself I mowed my own lawn; now he does it. but I still do dishes etc. stuff like that.

>>17581695
So, find out what she is into (for example the chess club), and go join it.

>>17581701
Yeah, I really resisted the gender thing at first, but it feels kinda comfortable now, as long as we are both pitching in in general, so...

>>17581364
Talk to them in grocery stores and complement something about them. Look for ones with nails done and hair did. Then instead of asking for their number, give them yours. It's less risky for them. Works most the time. Good luck

>>17581459
Good lord; the man has a sexual preference? What scum!