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>>17581048
Seriously? While I fap I can't manage to cum till at least 3 hours straight. My dick gets a lot of pre-cum and it starts to hurt after the 6th hour. The cumming also doesn't feel good at all, your balls start to hurt and the cum shots are all watery.

What exactly are you fapping to?
For example erotic fiction ruined me forever, I never leaked/pre-cummed before I read erotic fiction. Apparently imagination drives you to cum faster, compared to visual porn.

Real advice: do kegel exercises

>>17581070
Rough fucking and other degenerate stuff, have been fapping purely to thoughts of girls I've met more than usual too.

I've only pre-cummed once and it was after 2 hours of edging like a year ago, it wasn't enough to go past the head of my dick either. I really don't know what's wrong with me in that regard.

>Real advice: do kegel exercises
Hmm looking that up now.

what about a night time security guard? I did that for a while and people leave you the fuck alone, you sit at a desk and read or do whatever you want. Maybe you have to patrol around the building a couple of times or something.

Pretty easy to get too, I just got my security license which only took a couple days, applied at a couple of security agencies in my town (securitas and US Security) and I had a job within the week.

>>17581025
Working at a grocery store.

>>17581031
I live in a shitty town (not US). I can't cope with night shifts but I would have gotten that one if there were only a few security companies in my city. Most companies hire them and they send who they want for the best jobs. I'll wind up guarding some shit on a field in the cold with no light (happend to a friend).

>>17581033
doesn't that require talking to customers?

turn it into hash

>>17581024
Make thc oil with cocunut butter, its way stronger than smoking, its why you can make 50 brownies with a 7g and get 50 people high.

>>17581024
that looks like trim. it was likely harvested prematurely, hence the lack of potency.
>>17581028
this will not work if the weed sucks. garbage in=garbage out.

my advice for op: be a more educated and discerning customer

>>17581018
1.) How do you know it's the government, you should contact the FBI or police about this if you aren't sure.
2.) Anonymous isn't really a thing on 4chan, like probably 2 or 3 dudes there may still browse /b/ or some shit when they need to fap but they aren't here and they aren't going to help you. You've listened to too much Fox News.

>>17581043
There's probably more FBI agents on here than 1337 H4X0RZ capable of blowing up yellow vans or whatever people think Anonymous is capable of these days.

Which government agency?
FBI? CIA? Homeland Security? Local PD? State Sheriff? County Sheriff?

Green tea is my go-to. Also lots of water.

>>17581012

Just relax and take it easy. Alcohol dehydrates body so make sure you drink lots of water and everything will be fine in matter of hours.

Don't binge drink like a highschooler with something to prove for one

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>>17580990

>>17580990
Go to a neurological doctor and do brain surgery.

>>17580990
"Happiness is based on the quality of your thoughts," -MA.

That's probably the first place to start, OP. Sounds like you have a long way to go, but self-doubt is one of your biggest issues. Just look in the mirror and tell yourself that you want to be happy, and if you really do, you'll start slowly changing (with your intiative, of course). Don't be so negative, no one likes complainers, always try to enable others to success instead of drag them down with you, tell yourself that you have value, and if you don't starting making yourself valuable then.

Last of all, never judge yourself as either good or bad in a general sense, like everyone says to have a "positive or high esteem always,". Instead, judge yourself on whatever specific actions you take. Like if you see a qt girl and ask her out, even if you fail, consider itself as a net positive action because you broke out of your barrier to do it.

She's stringing you along. Back off if you want a true idea of how she feels

>>17581014
Thanks for the input.

>>17580985

You'll hear a few interpretations. Maybe she is playing with you. Maybe she is really afraid and drinking loosens her up. Maybe she just doesn't know what she wants.

But they all lead to the same place: She knows how you feel, and she is not meeting you halfway.

Don't waste a lot of time here. Start looking elsewhere. If she makes up her mind, great! But if she doesn't, do stand around waiting too long, ok?

Wear a hat, any kind, but if you want to pull the ladies, make sure it's a fedora.
You can thank me later

>>17580947
As long as you are not overly short or tall you should be fine.


5' 8 - 6' 3 seems to be optimal. Any shorter than 5' 7 and it becomes kinda awkward. And taller that 6 ' 4 and you can be seen as a freak kinda

>>17580958
It seems like 6' is the minimum

>>17580939

Very common, gets better with experience; /adv/ needs a sticky.

>>17580939
maybe you're gay

maybe you're asexual

>>17580927
nobody ever gets over losing a child, no matter how many children you have

A parent will always care about a child they have lost, and it forever holds a restrain on them. Don't do it.

Yes, she'd get over it the same as anyone gets over the death of a close family member. In time. She won't be "okay" with it, but she'll move on.

After all, she still has four other kids that need her.

>>17580922
i bet a small dose of methadone would fix you right up , switching drugs can help one kick .
or maybe a few days of poppy seed tea
but dont worry you'll live

>>17580954
Pretty sure I could get drug tested for either of those

>>17580971
well like i said , you'll live .
how much of that stuff did you do a day ?
might be in your shoes one day.

take things slower, don't focus on not climaxing, and maybe also don't approach sex as a mean to reach orgasm but as an intimate activity with your partner, which may or may not end in a climax.

"I have sex, I'm always thinking about the pavement
So I can avoid premature ejaculation"

Bumping because I have the same problem

WOULD using a death grip while masturbating really help decrease sensitivity? I'm at a point where I don't care if I don't Cum anymore during sex I just want to last.

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>INTP "The Logician"
>IQ 87

LOL, sorry. I'm not the smartest guy either. At least you're not retarded, right?

>>17580851


Fun fact: AAMD said the standard of retardation was possesing an IQ of 85. But they had lower the standerd down to 75 as 85 was considered too ofensive.

How can I avoid hating myself. The trait I respect most I do do not have.

I feel ashamed to be me.

From the left? That's a huge beer-belly, I don't think many people see people with huge bellies as an option. Apart from that being healthier always makes people look more subtly attractive.

Probably a massive effect.

>>17580770
Honestly, I am in the same position as you and the main thing I have found is to find some confidence in yourself and to build yourself. You are trying to lose weight right? As long as you are doing that you shouldn't even be thinking about your weight. It's a temporary problem that is on it's way out. Get hobbies and be into a wide arrange of different activities. Ask yourself "Would I want to hang out with myself?" I have recently started doing things like playing Ultimate Frisbee, hiking, fishing, cooking, playing an instrument, and gardening and laying off the anime and video games. Don't get me wrong though, if you really like anime and video games, don't deny yourself those things, but don't define yourself by them. It's a sad fact, but people judge. You really only can say you like video games and anime if you start looking really fit. Fat/chubby people that are into them sadly get stereotyped into the gross weeaboo group.

This is what helped for me at least. It seems to be working some what. I do get a attention from girls some. Granted, probably not as much as some 10/10 physical specimens that are out there. But I'll get there soon and I'm sure you will too OP. Don't get me wrong though. It's not all about looks.

Stripping seems harder than attending meetings. I mean one involves a lot of physical moving and the other is just relaxing in a chair throwing out thoughts if you feel like it.

Are you sure you have the "hard work" thing figured out? what do you want with the money anyway?

>>17580763

Stripping is hard as fuck bro. You gotta keep it hard for fatties and 2/10's while letting them feel all over you. Then of course their 600lb friend wants to be carried off her feet just like you did with their 120lb friend.

The only job that's easy and pays well is anything in the illicit drug trade. Extremely high profits, endless demand, and no taxes

To land an old rich woman, I know it sounds kind of cliche but take a job as a pool boy and try to get jobs in neighborhoods with alot of lonely Stepford wives.

Or you can actually let go of your greed for materialistic things and do whatever you have a passion for

>>17580763

>you're not gay but

>$20 = $20? Right?