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one night stands
getting super deep involved in your hobbies
masturbating like crazy
talking to other girls (they LOOOOOOVE wouldn't hearts just play that up bro) (also try skype threads on soc for that, make sure to ask for nudes hehehehe)

stop dwelling on it

Stay busy, find new hobbies, second job, etc. For me I find activities that better myself in someway helped the most, physical(lifting and running) intellectually (reading fiction/non-fiction) mentally (meditation) financially (2nd job/donating plasma). I started keeping a calendar to minimize downtime, at first you may need to force yourself to go out and do these things and there will always be some upset/hurt feelings but this will minimize them. This is basically what I did after getting out of a 2 year relationship that was extremely unhealthy and was the first girl I ever loved. Think about who you want to be in all aspects of life set goals and make plans to achieve them then not only are you bettering yourself but also keeping busy and when you emerge on the otherside you will be better for it all around. Most important thing to remember is all feelings/state of mind is temporary and it WILL change enjoy the good times and weather the bad. Good luck with everything

>>17580720
you need to give more info if you want help
like:
what is your age?
what is your weight?
what gender?
where do you live (not your address - just warm, hot, cold region of the world)?
(if you want) what is your background?

because age, weight, background make a difference

You could be washing to much. your goodies need good bacteria to keep them fresh if you can spend time away from other humans try and let your doodads be themselves for a few days then rinse with warm water or feminine hygiene soap (even if your a guy) before going back out.

Never scrub your crotch at all and dont use abrasive chemicals it will mess with the ph balance instead use warm water on its own or with a little feminine hygeine soap its free from perfumes and other nasty things that make your junk sad. a friend of mine gave himself scrot rot by leaving hair remover on too long and it killed the good bacteria.

there are extra strength soaps you can get at walmart, target, cvs, or walgreens that are specifically for men's privates. so you should look into experimenting with those first. also make sure your baby powder doesnt have talc in it because it can lead to ballsack cancer.

Practice having sex with prostitutes.

Realize not every chick wants a big dick.
Frankly I don't see the appeal. Big dicks just look painful and I for one want nothing to do with them. I'd actually bail from a dude with a horse cock faster than a dude with a slightly below average dick any day.
Like whenever I see a big dick I'm like "Ok, so I'm gonna have to lie here in agonizing pain for the next 15 minutes so you can cum and I spend the next week and a half waddling around with a sore gaping hole? No thanks."

>>17580699
This

>>17580631
Lookin like a broke ass Chris Pratt

Your pictures emphasize your low socioeconomic status, or perhaps your lack of interest in boasting socioeconomic status. Fashion and education is one of the ways we can "trick" people into thinking we're a big deal, so you can just boast that stuff to seem classy. Getting back to the pictures, just take some tips from other guy's photos. They might be at their favorite place, dressed well with the light hitting them perfectly, maybe even taking a picture on a good camera.

>>17580631
the look is an acquired taste also think about your profile, something you're saying might turn people off. Finally, fuck em. Your value isn't based on tinder swipes

>>17580626
Where the fuck do you live?
I am 5'6", and even with heels I get to 5'10 I'm shorter than most guys.

You cannot become shorter anyway.

>>17580626
Giving yourself a devastating spinal injury sound do the trick

>>17580632
In mass.. Lol
Idk I already feel super taller than a lot of people, but maybe it's just in my head.

I didn't really feel like this until my bf makes me feel like I'm a giant bc his last gf was like under 5 ft (he's not short he's 5'11" I think) and he just always says stuff like negatively about me being tall or making comments when his friends gfs come up that I'm taller than them.. And everyone's always like ur not even tall but I hate it

>>17580621
Questions:

You've been dating for a week and love all about her?
So what if she calls the dude? Is he a nice dude? Do you know him well enough to judge intentions? Why are you so bothered about this? It's been a week.

Listen, tthere's literally no way for you to say anything to her without coming off as a dumbass. Also you can't ever win this. She's known him a decade, you've been here a week. The only person who has a problem is you so learn to deal or leave the situation.

>>17580621
>good friends with her ex
>calls him when she's drunk
You're right to be suspect, if you stick it out and she gets preggers anytime in the future I'd demand a test to see if the baby is yours.

>>17580621
I wouldn't stand by gf to be friend with her ex.
Explain her that this makes you uncomfortable
Also,don't you have problem if she goes out,drinking,without you?

>>17580603
Well here's my first question: how many girls have you asked out?

That was always my fault when I was an angry virgin, I sat around and waited for women to just flock around me and the rare occasion that happened I was too inexperienced and autistic to do anything about it.

So that's my starting point. How much effort do you put in pursuing the opposite sex

>>17580603
So are you a virgin?

>>17580612

Next to none. But I understand your point, part of my problem is I don't know where to look.

I get that I need to be proactive about it, but I just don't have any potential targets.

>>17580578
There's always a chance but understand that you're going to move all the way to the bottom of the pile.

>>17580592
I mean, if there is even a point in moving there. I have a life standard similar to the standard I would have earning about 80k usd in there, should I at least achieve the same in nyc during upcoming, I don't know, 5 years?
I was one of the best on my year by the way, think it would matter

bump, I don't believe no one has idea to answers

>>17580563
Doctors appointment. Could be diabetes, joint hyper mobility syndrome or any number of random conditions whose symptoms can go unnoticed for extended periods of time.

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>>17580567
Wait, what the fuck? I can do this, is that not normal? I can do the fingers bent 90 degrees back, too, but not the thumb thing on the wikipedia page. Should I go to a doctor for this?

I also have been diagnosed with ADHD but never got any treatment or meds. Could it have anything to do with that?

Webcam slut? Get your dirty talk on.

>>17580561
hit the prostate

to become a true master(bater) requires years of practice, training, and dedication. first of all you must start exercising, especially your cardio and upper arms. to become a proper master(bater) your tools must be sharp and well-tempered. building muscle will not only help you achieve this, but the extra testosterone will heighten your sex drive and your dick will achieve greater and greater orgasms.

but physicality is only one aspect of master-bation. one's mental state, as well as one's soul, must become pure. meditation, with the goal of achieving orgasm without even touching your dick, is necessary. self-love, the true heart of masterbation, will require you to be at peace with your life. without this, your masturbation will be painful and disgusting, as your heart will not be truly in it. your cock knows if you love yourself purely, or whether it is a narcissistic folly full of excuses and lies.

This isn't life being bitter exactly. This seems like you really wanting this girl around, and being upset because you two are drifting apart.

>>17580540
Oh,
yes I am upset that we're drifting apart.
Who wouldn't be, when you love someone,
it's like losing a part of yourself.

>>17580542
Is this the first girl you ever loved?

Bait

It sounds like you guys just have different expectations for a relationship. He's frugal while you expect lots of presents and attention etc. Personally I think the stuff he bought you is plenty, and in my past relationship I wouldn't even buy her that much.
If you guys are that incompatible you'll probably end up breaking up in the long run.

>>17580430
I hope this is bait.

You're a superficial cunt.
Your boyfriend isn't expected to spoil you. Your boyfriend isn't expected to do anything for you. He might do nice things for you, even if he isn't obligated, but that don't necessarily involve spending money on you.
Also - he buys you gifts relatively often without a fucking reason. My boyfriend never got me a real gift which wasn't for a birthday, christmas or anniversary. Even for anniversaries, we buy each other a small gift (think under 20€) beside for our 10th anniversary.
If you date someone just for the money they spend on you, you're basically a whore. Earn some money and buy your shit.

>What should I do?
Grow up, possibly. Find a job.

>>17580420
>Hopefully everyone I see getting along, with their partners for instance, is not manufacturing kindness to recieve the benefits

They are.

>>17580420
>Is anybody out there sensitive, considerate, and unwilling to be false for the sake of manipulation?
Yes. I don't really know what advice I can give, other than to keep pushing assholes away and to keep looking.

>Are there fair, considerate people out there, or should I get ready to search for a tiny minority?
I don't think they're THAT small of a minority. Actually, I suspect a lot of it boils down to the environment people spend time in, is there some common thread to where you are meeting these people?

>>17580638
A couple of ideas are coming together here. I think the common thread between all these people is that they perceive themselves as unsuccessful. That's kind of why I was talking about getting away from white people (I'm white), who probably have a higher standard on average for what success is. I kind of want to barbeque with some bros and have a "naïve" girlfriend who still believes in love that doesn't involve unfair manipulation.

I guess this problem can be solved by becoming more successful myself, and/or associating with a dramatically different kind of a person. The issue is that being successful is going to take a lot of time (still looking to fund school while juggling rent), and that I don't know how to communicate with people I'm not used to being around.

>I don't really know what advice to give, other than to keep pushing assholes away and to keep looking.
I get this fear that way too many people are asshole's in disguise, and that the actual number of people who stay emotionally sensitive into adulthood is miniscule. Maybe it is an irrational fear? I don't know.

>>17580409
why did you stop your meds?

>>17580412
Because we decided that I don't need them anymore with my psychiatrist.

>>17580459
sounds like you do though? maybe you should restart them

>>17580356
Say what you think then

>>17580356
depends, do you care what other people think?

>>17580358
Nah.