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post your best breakup texts

im not even kidding this is literally the last thing they said before completely ignoring me LOL
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Maybe the newer song is just that good.
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Fuck them then, forget them, OP
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A few things:

The whole premise is dumb. Not many people care enough to keep even one, let alone multiple breakup texts on their phone, even if people didn't switch phones once ever 1-2 years -- even IF they were broken up to through text instead of vocally like regular human beings.

Also, it's very clear this happened to you recently, which is literally the only reason you are fanny flustered enough to bother making this thread.

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Please help /b/. (I've never left /b/ so I'm asking here)
I'm an alcoholic who just spent $450 on winter tires. Problem is, now I'm broke af till Friday. Can my cheap ass wash out all my empty (20+) bottles with the same water, then drink it and get drunk? I figure it's not that easy but I have so many empty bottles that reek with vodka. I'd love any help.
(Also, yes I'm a sissy who lives in a pink room. Fuck me.)
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>>17660734
Why didn't you buy two tires this week, and then two tires next week?
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>>17660758
They were on sale from $150 each to $400 together so I fell for the trap. I know I'm stupid but I'm new to this adult stuff lol
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>>17660774
just wanted to make sure there was a reason.

if you suck the liquor store clerks dick you'll probably get a bottle off of him.

Hey. I come from Poland and I need a rating of my photo on a scale of 1 to 10 in three aspects:
1. How social do I look?
2. Do I seem fun do hang out with?
3. Do I look like a serious potential worker?
4. How attractive am I?(might want to add your gender to comment)

I hope for real answers here since this isn't /b/. :)

PS: If there is something in this photo that you would improve, let me know please, I have a photoeditor friend but dunno what to change
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Or is this a wrong subforum for advice>?
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>>17660715
nice shitpost

sage

it's obvious frmo your photo that you don't actually use 4chan

but of course the person in the photo isn't actually you
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>>17660735
What is your problem you little bitch cock eater?

How does one escape the guilt of their horrible past misdeeds? It's preventing me from feeling worthy of anything
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My name earl comes to mind

Maybe try and make up for these past discrepancy by doing good for others.
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>>17660693
what did you do?
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You seem to be addicted to the pain my friend. You can let go if you want to, but you might not want to, yet. No matter what, the memory of your actions will never let you forget what you did and the consequences but there is something you need to consider. You're already a different person. The group of cells that committed the infractions is already dead. You're carrying around someone else's guilt and its up to you to make use of the memory instead of letting is use you.

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How do I find a cheap place to live? I'm about to start at Amazon and I'll be making $13/hr part time. I think I need my rent to be like, $700/mo or lower, not including utilities. Finding apartments isn't the hardest thing, but is that all I should be looking at? Are trailer parks a thing? Like a tiny shit house I can get internet at? I don't even care if the place I live in is even that great, just that I can get high-speed internet there, and I won't get shot.
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Studio apartments in complexes usually include utilities because they are apart of a larger building. Some shitty places in the middle of nowhere are usually cheap. Maybe look up section 8 housing in your area.
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>>17660688
Problem is that, even though I qualify for section 8, it would take me a really really long time to get approved. I'm a single white male at age 25. I would have to commute an hour every day until that happened unless I can get someplace soon-ish.

I mean, it's good advice, I will probably apply for it anyway, but I'd like something sooner. Unless you can tell me that Section 8 doesn't take all that long after all
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Basement apartment.

Maybe shared apartment/house with roomate(s).

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Whenever my boyfriend and I have sex, we usually can't go more than one round because it's too painful for me.
For some background, we've been together for almost 5 years, neither of us have any other sexual partners, and no, neither of us have an std or deformity. Halp?
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>>17660676
Which part of it hurts? Penetration or something else?
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>>17660710
It's my vag :/
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Fak her right in the pussey =]

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yesterday my bf told me he is hiv+ and undetectable. we have always used protection and i know it's very low risk. but if we have oral sex, is it riskier than using condoms for normal sex? is it safe for him to cum on me where i might have ingrown hairs or tiny bruises?
is it just a matter of time before i catch it?
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>>17660634
You probably already have it.
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Is your bf a junky, fag, or ex prison bitch?
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>>17660634
Risk is never zero. Consider that having sex with him means that you're constantly exposed to it, and sooner or later you might get it.
HIV isn't extremely easy to get, especially if he is medicated and the virus is undetectable.
What you are doing has extremely low risk and it is generally safe.
Keep using condoms for vaginal sex.

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What does it even meen to be an interesting person?
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Models - Mark Manson. Pretty much the sticky for this board. Go fucking read it
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>>17660626
Means people would rather listen to you than browse Facebook.
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>>17660646
Thought the book is a bout puck up but from abit different perspective than the regular pua stuff.
>>17660657
And isn't this something more of a conversation skill,being able to tell interesting stories and so on..

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going job huntung with mom
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>>17660622
any tips
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>>17660656
Don't do it. If you need your mommy to get a job, you're clearly not cut for working in one.
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>>17660703
bump

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Im 19 and I feel like there are no reedeming qualites for me. There is nothing interesting about me and Im pretty boring guy. No hobbies, no dreams, nothing I like. How to become a better person?
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Sri Ramakrishna
Loving Kindness
Near Death Experience (The message of all of them is "the only thing you NEED to know is Love")

Love yourself by loving everyone as if they were your greatest love because God, whether personal or impersonal only knows love and loves you WAY more than any person ever loved anyone in the history of humankind.
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>>17660591
start by loving yourself and be proud of doing what you like
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>>17660620
Thats the problem, im 19 and at uni, but in my free time I just lay on my bed, there is nothing to love or like about me, I am a lazy slob that enjoys nothing, Im not handsome, not very clever, not rich nor charming. I would change it but I have no clue how.
>Learn to love yourself
I have no clue what love is, I had loving family and all but myself I never loved anybody.

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Is it normal to not want sex?

26 f and I can't ever remember a time when I got horny on my own, and even with stimulation I'm pretty eh on sex in general. I do whatever my boyfriend wants me to do because I know I shouldn't say no for a happy relationship. I just kinda go along with whatever he asks.

A few nights ago he said he doesn't feel wanted because of it and it broke my heart. That's when I realized something might be wrong with me. How can I change this? I don't get turned on by anything.
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>>17660583
Do you like him?
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>>17660587
Yes! I do very much. I love him dearly. We have similar interests and we treat each other well, and we've been through a lot together. That's why I was so sad to know that he's been hurting about this.

The thing is, I guess I don't really 'want' him sexually. I don't really want anybody in that way.. and never have. But I want to fix this, so that he will be as happy with me as I am with him.
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You don't have any fictional male crushes out there? Maybe you're into something more kinkier and you don't know it.

How many relationships you been in? Are you insecure about your body? Maybe you don't feel like you're good enough for someone.

Might be medication too.

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Need some /advice/ or guidance from folks on this board

I'm in my early-mid twenties and in the last year of a Master's program. I recently mutually ended a 3 year relationship. For the last year I've lived back home at my parents' place. I wasn't "allowed" to have her spend the night over most days, but she had a place in town so it wasn't a problem. Hanging out at my house was fine and we could fuck in privacy. The fact we had been dating for so long (2 years when I had moved back home) made the embarrassment/shame of having to explain why I live with my parents a non-issue.

Now that I'm single again I'm dating and living with my folks is becoming an issue

Girl A, the main girl I'm interested in, lives on campus. I've spent the night at her house 2 or 3 times but I can tell she's starting to want to come to my place.

Girl B, who I'm more casually talking to, is a loooooong time friend. She also lives with her parents. We hooked up when her parents were out of a town a couple weeks ago, but now with both of our parents back home, the issue of where to hang out is an issue again.

Then all of the other girls I could talk to and have nowhere to take.....

My school is paid for and I get a stipend, but I live at home because I'm in my hometown. I could move out, but when I really analyze it, the only reason I want to move out is to have privacy with girls. I am not sure if the cost ($500~ a month) is worth it if that is my only reason, especially when I plan to move when school is over, I'm sure that $3000 could be better used when I have to relocate.

I'm getting to the point where I'm gonna say fuck it and just start bringing girls over here and make my parents deal with it. Any other ideas, other than constantly going to the girl's house? What about fucking in cars? I've never done it, but is it enjoyable for viable in the long run?
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Couldn't your parents just kick you out for bringing girls youre not "allowed" to bring?

I don't think people care where you live in college, it's not like a college student can typically afford to buy a home. Don't spend your shekels if you don't have to.
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>>17660586

Nah, I have a good relationship with my parents. They would never kick me out, but they would be "disappointed" and if it upset them that much I wouldn't do it again.

Basically, my main worry is about these girls judging me. In the case of Girl B, it is kind of an existential issue because she also lives with her [strict] parents.
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>>17660570
Nothing wrong with banging in cars, its not optimal by any means but it gets the job done. I've even rented a hotel out back in the day so we could have privacy.

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Reposting this from >>>/co/
18 year old here. I think something is wrong with me. Whenever I see something like thid, I feel guilty and afraid. Because For A couple months when I was 17, I tried fapping to loli porn, which I did to convince myself that I'm still straight. I came to grips that I'm bisexual but the guilt is still there about what I did. Whenever I see something like this I feel so horrible and that I'm no different than the trafficking clown faggot in the champions comic. You know there is something wrong when you can't enjoy your favorite comics like punisher without feeling that they will hate you and beat you for what you did. This is part of why I hate loli. Even though I'm not into pedophilia or rape, it's hard not for me to feel fear like in the daredevil pawn shop scene in season 2 or this. It's a shame because I really like frank, but I still feel guilt about trying to get into loli. I have no therapist.
Hell, I want to be like frank and hunt down the guy who raped my girlfriend. I've been exercising for that so I won't lose if I get to best his ass.

TL;DR how do I get over these feelings of guilt?
>inb4 I'm a pedo or creep
>inb4 bait or autism
And I know some like in /co/ will reply with "kill yourself"

Aldo, have a cool frank pic
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>>17660550
Bump. /co/ told me to ask here for help with this autism
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>>17660550
Bump
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>>17660550
You haven't hurt anyone, you looked at some edgelord's doodles which could likely have easily been interpreted as a dwarf.

The reason that cp is a crime is because it requires child abuse to create. Though what you looked at was likely distasteful it wasn't any more harmful than the book it uses as a namesake.

Planning to go hunt down this guy is the thing you should be questioning yourself about. I hope you're not planning to get yourself arrested for assault, because I hear they sure love pedos like you in jail, kek.

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/adv/ I've decided to get a PhD, but I'm not sure in what.

Background without getting too personal:

>Graduating in December from public uni, top 60 overall, top 20 public
>Just shy of 3.6 GPA
>GRE: 167 Verbal, 160 Quant, Writing TBD
>Neuro major, double minor in Chem and Bio
>2.5 years in regenerative medicine lab, 2 posters (1st and 4th author), no pubs
>Ongoing education research until I graduate, about a semester total, posters/pubs extremely unlikely
>Was in 2 clubs, served 1 officer position in one and 3 in the other
>100-150 hours of volunteering at my uni's hospital
>70 hours of shadowing in physiatry, neurosurgery, and neurology from when I used to be pre-med, but I've decided MD isn't right for me

To my knowledge the only decent-paying life science PhDs are BME and pharmacology (correct me if I'm wrong, as I wouldn't mind a neuro or regenerative medicine PhD if I am). Am I qualified enough for either of these and if so, how high should I aim as far as potential schools?

Thanks.

Pic semi-related.
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Why not med school / MD?
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>>17660549
If you don't know what you want a phd in, then a phd isn't for you. Phds are for people passionate enough about a subject they are willing to waste their youth getting one. Otherwise you'll just drop out after the first couple years.

I suggest you get a masters first. Much less of a commitment, and it will give you an idea of grad school.

Definitely don't get one for the job prospects. The increased job opportunities /pay is not worth 5-7 years of your life making 15k a year (assuming you get funded).
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>>17660598
this. phds are one of the most demanding things you can experience in life. If you're not doing it out of passion it's not worth it.

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Okay /adv/ how do you study math, I love programming and what to pursue it as a career however I understand that this path involves a lot of high level math, how should I go about teaching myself. My real goal here is to be proficient enough to place in Calc at my college so I can transfer with Calc 1 and 2.
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>>17660520
Do a lot of practice problems. It's honestly that simple. As for placing into Calc, I'd suggest you review simplifying algebraic expressions.
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It doesn't involve high level math, at least not be my standards. The stuff you would actually use is linear algebra (maybe) and boolean logic/discrete maths (stupidly basic/common sense). You can learn it online, like most things just get the ins and outs and just it out. It's all rule based so you just start at the bottom and build up.
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My experience with programming is that much of it tends to be finding ways to avoid having to do higher level math. That's pretty much what computational physics is - 'brute forcing' problems that are impractical to solve traditionally for whatever reason.

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