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they dead or breaking up with u m8

>>17662325
News flash: People have lives.

Amazingly, there are some people in the world who do not spend every waking second staring at their phones in terror of being out of touch for even an instant.

I own my phone and I own my time. I check texts and messages when it is convenient for me, and I reply (if I do) when I get around to it.

Maybe the person just has nothing to say at the moment.

>>17662499
for 2 weeks?

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>>17662294
I watched Code Geass and did lewd things

Pretty good day desu

>>17662301
The world is still normal, right? I won't get HIV and have to kill myself? I can become a recluse and watch anime all day?

>>17662294
I'm sure the prostitute put on a condom for you :))

>>17662266
>And I'm thinking of calling in sick to work because I really don't want to deal with this in public
>he thinks his hair's going to grow back in one day

>>17662266
A good amount will grow back in at most 2 weeks.

>>17662283
I dont think that, I just am not able to cope with how I look rn and would appreciate a day off or two and get used to it, look i just dont really wanna go out in public man

>>17662231
"The pleasure of being cummed inside"

First part is もう少し大きく (just a little bigger), sou desu ka means something like "I see." As for the rest of it, I have no clue, that is some shitty handwriting. You can try asking here:
>>>/a/148439581

>>17662454
This anon is right.

Last part says だいじょうぶうです。(daijyobu desu), meaning that this grader is saying "[It'll be] alright."

Your girlfriend is new. Any conflict is going to be seen as her disrupting the work environment, and anything she does to retaliate against this coworker won't be seen favourably. Also how do you know that your girlfriend isn't doing anything wrong? Maybe she's done stuff wrong because she's new

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>>17662196
Slowly whisper in her ear

"The Holocaust never happened"

>>17662206
That's the thing, really she's new so she will make mistakes. But the co-worker is not her boss, she should just btfo for real and let the boss deal with it, not her.

No she hasn't retaliated or made a fit.

>>17662154
Stop being faggots

People of earth do you not realize that instead of fighting each other on this planet we need to work together to save it. we need to educate each other and work together to come up with solutions to the major problems of the world before they become unfixable (if they arnt already) things like global warming, endangered animals the bees being a big one on that list, sustainable energy and so much more. what good is fighting each other over an ocean or land and resources going to do if eventually we are all extinct anyways because we didnt solve the problems to begin with. ill tell you there isnt any point. so lets be logical human beings and stop fighting and start listening to one another to resolve differences and fix the world

Have a good day

What is the word for men who only date fatties?

For example, if you only like Asians you have yellow fever. Black girls, and you have jungle fever

>>17662089
chubby chaser
t. chaser

>>17661989
Why is this a problem, exactly?

The only problem I can see is that, if you end up with somebody overweight long-term, ideally you'd help them lose weight for the sake of their health. Other than that, I can't fathom why it'd be a bad thing for your 'type' to be girls who're generally undervalued and ignored by other guys.

>>17661988
Many EDC knives are not made for self defense, and I wouldn't recommend it.

Enroll your daughter in martial arts classes and teach her how to use a gun if you'd like.

Don't just give her a EDC knife. An EDC is more of a tool, not a weapon

Pretty sure schools are no-gos for concealed weapons, bud. Especially for minors.

>>17661988
You do know that men are statistically more likely to be robbed our physically assaulted right? The only things women are more at risk are rape (if you don't include prison) and sexual assault.
Teach all your children how to properly protect themselves

How do I discretely ask a girl if she has a boyfriend?

>>17661970
Talk to her

Girls, does a guy wearing cologne make you not want to talk to him? I wear cologne to this one class that this hot sorority girl is in and we sit somewhat next to each other. I do so with the intentions of asking her out, but I've pussied out each time. Do I just go with no cologne tomorrow or is there no harm in wearing it? It's in the morning, so I literally shower and head to class.

Also, I don't have a whole lot of time to talk to her, depending on three options. How do I not make it awkward? Here are my options
>Before first class, she may or may not be there at the same time as me. Recently her seat has been taken and she hasn't sat next to me, so starting conversation would be awkward since she has a friend she talks to
>Between class 1 and 2, but I can't think of a convincing way to talk to her instead of her friend. Seems extremely awkward and hard since there are a lot of students
>After 2nd class, very small window since she sits in the front row and I have to make up a reason to wait for her (my friend and I are in the middle row). Her next class is literally a 1 minute walk away, while I typically head back to the dorm
Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

apparently not fucked at all if you catch my drift

>>17661966
I love you

>>17661966
heh, good shit.

But, nah, you're fine. If you are really terrified of fucking up the first time hire an escort and let them know. They will take care of you, maybe even show you a few things. Otherwise it really doesnt bother most women as long as you are open to taking direction the first couple of times.

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>>17661882
Stab wounds to the neck can produce rapid death by exsanguination

>>17661882
Planning sex is literally the worst way for it to happen. Its going to be shit. Youre supposed to be in the mood and just go for it one day. This is going to be awkward as fuck and Im laughing at you right now.

>>17661895
I forgot to mention it's consensual. No knives involved

>>17661844
Your body isn't meant to abstain from fapping. There's no adjusting unless you want to castrate yourself. You either have to have sex or masturbate to make those urges go away. If you go too long without cumming then you'll be seriously sore.

stop watching porn

>>17661894
Seconded
Masturbation is super healthy for everyone regardless of age. Dont listen to people who say its gross or wrong. Fuck them. It feels good and is good for you.

The exact opposite of eating vegetables.

DO YOU EVEN MEAT BRO?

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>>17661827
>gatorade
>not Powerade

>>17661827
WTF man! How can you let your bitch treat you like that? You either leave without notice or you put her in her place for good.

Your a fucking faggot op. You're threatening to leave your girlfriend because she doesn't give you the right drink. Also I can't tell if this is a copypasta or not, either way

There are no right or wrong choices in life. Every decision carries with it consequences that work out for us or they dont. Sometimes alot of bad shit happens right after but then at least one or two things work out later. If you hadnt of done that thing that caused all of that bad shit none of the good would have happened either. Make decisions based on deeper questions. Does this decision make sense for me at this stage of my life? Do I feel morally secure with this? Is this right for myself and my family? Ask these questions and try to think about those consequences.

Alright you listen to me you fucking pickled twat. They "believe in" you? No. Fuck that shit. They know it's unwinnable and they need a fucking body to gently lob and allow the enemy to jawfuck to death. 60 million dollars on the line and they throw your confidence-lacking self at it? No you idiot they want you to fail so they can move on or whatever the fuck the higher ups are trying to do.

And that's why you have to do it. Without question. Without hesitation or the slightest tinge of reluctance. You do whatever the hell they want you to do and knock it out of the fucking park.

And then when they're standing there, amazed, thanking you, whatever these fucking suits do when someone exceeds their expectations..that's when you politely shake their dicks and tell them to fuck off and that you quit.

Anyway that's what I'd do. But one time I ate a colored soap because I thought it was candy (like, the whole thing, not just a taste) so whatever I guess. Good luck.

Explain the situation?

>>17661797
I don't think he would engage with you in the first place if he wasn't comfortable enough with you.
I'd be more worried about the fact that he is dating a man.

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>>17661797
>fiancee
>he

Oh my SHIT.

I'm sorry I didn't mean that, he is the opposite sex