Soo I fucked up and accidentally swallowed a plastic bottle cap (don't ask how), will I be fine I should I go to a doctor?
Drink acid so it dissolves the plastic bottle cap.
>>17657920
how?
>>17657936
I was eating soup and somehow managed to swallow the cap without noticing, I think I was too distracted about life and stuff
I got a friend who is so horrible with women. I don't know if he could be saved.
>he's 28
>works part time at video game store
>when he's not working he's playing video games there
>very overweight
>neckbeard
>no hygiene
>failed out of CC
>no ambitions but to smoke weed
He uses tinder and okcupid and has absolutely no luck. I've seen some of the conversation he has with them and he has absolutely no game. He does these cringy things with them when he actually does go out with them. He's also unaware about the women who he does go out with. Two of which were just trying to get back at their boyfriends and another seemed like she had some intellectual disability.
He always reading PUA and other stuff and thinks that if he changes little things like how he trims his beard they'll come flocking to him.
Does anybody have any experience like this? I'm tired of hearing constant complaining from him
He needs a wakeup call, which you can provide by pointing out all his flaws. Will it destroy your friendship? Probably. Will someone finally have told him to cut out his bullshit instead of tiptoeing around it and trying to be factful? Yes
some people never learn or can't be helped.
You might want to look for a new friend. This one seems to be holding you back.
>>17657910
Put a pic of him on /soc/, let them roast him and show it to him.
Help please help what should I do??
My mom walked in on me having sex
I feel awful. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since it happened i can't stop cringing. I've never been this embarrassed
Left my house as soon as it happened. How do I go back?
this board tilts me sometimes.
You should probably run away to thailand, not sure how you could ever live down such shame.
>>17657836
Well look at it from her point of view, at least you're not gay... r-right, anon??
>>17657841
I'm serious :(
How do I deal with this I don't want to feel embarrassed anymore. I'm planning on just avoiding her
How do I meet cute girls in college when the semester is half over? Like, at this point all clubs and classes and shit have already started.
You can still join clubs
Be yourself and you will find girls similar to you in interests and values
>>17657767
What if I've already gone to the ones that interest me/fit into my schedule?
Same boat friend, but I'm a grill. No clubs I'm interested in, have a total of 3 dudes in all of my classes. They all have gfs too. Being a commuter doesn't help either.
The world is cruel.
Sup /adv/, i've got an interview in a few days. It might sound like a dumb question but what should I wear to an interview for a warehouse job?
It says Dress Code: Casual, so not wearing a suit seems fine, but I don't want to go in looking like i'm not even there for an interview. Would a normal buttoned shirt and jeans be too casual?
>>17657760
Don't wear a suit. Wear a shirt and tie, slacks, and nice shoes. Make sure your hair is looking good and if you have a beard it is groomed and not full neckbeard status.
Warehouse? It depends; a button up shirt and a pair of khaki's might also work.
I wore a button up, khaki's, and work boots to my interview some summers ago for a warehouse job, and got it no problem. Chances are they'll focus more on the answers you give than the way you dress, as long as you don't smell/look skeevy
Black pants
White shirt
Black shoes
Black belt
Groom appropriately.
How do I tell my friend I tried to flirt with his sister and get into her pants without him punching me in the face ?
He probably doesn't care. I hooked up with my friends sister once, didn't tell him, told him a few months later and he didn't give a single fuck.
Other people he doesn't know have surely tried the same thing.
>>17657749
If you fucked up and she got spooked or weirded out chances are she will end up tell him anyway.
Take responsibility, if you were my friend I would value honesty.
>>17657749
It really depends on your relationship with your friend, your friend's personality, and your friend's relationship with his sister.
Also kinda depends on whether you're male or female...
So I got a sorority girls number
>text off and on for about a week
>she adds me on Instagram and Snapchat
>ask her to hang out. Can't cause test
>see her today randomly on campus drinking coffee with a frat boy
I just turned 20. 150lbs about 6ft tall. I'm not ugly. Not in a frat. I was homeschooled and haven't had any experience with women. My life fucking hurts rn. Never even been on a date. Haven't gotten any of the internships, scholarships, jobs I've wanted. Currently a full time finance student busting my ass stocking shelves at a grocery store. I feel like a fucking looser.
>>17657742
Shoulda rushed a frat man. Frat gets all the sorority sisters, and theyre the most attractive girls on campus (Normally anyway.)
Being apart of the frat adds social value, Is it too late to bro up and join a frat?
Also eat you fucking stick. You need to pack on 50lbs of muscle, get a gym membership, start of with 5x5Stronglifts, theres an app that tells you what to do, youtube the exercises, dead simple.
Homeschooling will probably leave you socially disadvantaged. Read "How to win friends and influence people" Its a great read to become socially competent, and read "Models" by Mark Manson for getting girls. Work on your body language and tone of voice, they make up a good deal of communication. Read "What every body is saying" its a book by some FBI agent on how to tell what someone is thinking/feeling based on signs their bodies give.
Social media girls (Ones who are always on their phone, posting on insta etc.) are normally shallow whores anyway, they have instant access to highvalue dick, try to avoid relationshipping any of these types of girls.
As for the girl who rejected you, forget and move on, ask out other girls.
Read the books, Get a gym membership, Aim to eat 3200Kcals Daily, 125g of protein minimum to gain weight/mass and keep putting yourself in social situations and you will learn.
Also, youre a pretty average joe, not a losser.
Read "No more mister nice guy" Reckon its a read you could do with. Mediation is a final thing I recommend, Theres apps such as Calm and Headspace, both free guided meditations. It will help you socially as it boosts your ability to think in the moment.
Goodluck bro!
>>17657970
>3200cals
Not OP, but how do I accomplish this? I struggle to hit 2000 with my already low appetite combined with meds.
>>17657742
You failed at the first sentence. Sorority bitches need to be treated like bitches. You treated her like she is your god damn mommy by texting her on and off for a week. Next time, move with more assertiveness and quicker
ask a guy who just got ghosted out from a 2 year long relationship anything
>>17657716
Why?
And how does it feel to destroy someone mentally and emotionally?
>>17657738
im not the one who did it, i got ghosted.
and i feel like i can never trust someone ever again.
>>17657759
Oh god. im so sorry man. I know how it feels.
Boyfriend wants a 3 way I don't what should I do?
>>17657702
Is this issue affecting your relationship?
>>17657702
>Boyfriend wants a 3 way I don't what should I do?
probably not a three way
>>17657708
Thos. Allowing yourself to be pressured into sexual shit you don't want to do is not a good idea. Your bf can deal, or he can leave. Those are his options.
I need a perspective on my situation guys
>got together with girl
>didn't felt like I loved her, she had a crush on me
>everything was awesome
>about one year later I felt like she was in my way of doing things I wanted to do, like partying and traveling with friends
>time pass and I start loving her more and more
>and now (two years together) I really love her but she broke up with me a couple of weeks ago but said that she still loves me and want to keep contact
>broke up because "we have different ideas about the future"?
>thought it was a bad idea and I would only get hurt if we kept contact
>agree on keeping contact
>she says that she wants us to start over by meeting like once a week like we're dating?
>I want things to be like they were but not sure if she's using me as comfort or really means what she said about staring over
>I'm 19, never felt this emotional
>can't fucking green text
>wtf is going on? Help lol
Anyone else been in a situation like this?
>>17657682
Been in your shoes, only I decided to cut contact. I'm still recovering but I think it was worth it. Stop talking to her, its for the best. Good luck op!
You are both young.
Young people grow up (most of the time).
Feelings/perspectives change.
You are a victim of her changing her views about the relationship.
My advice:
Give it a try. Keep your options open. Look for another girlfriend until this one commits or officially leaves.
Do not assume you will get back together.
Keep a positive attitude. Approach with caution. Don't let yourself get caught up in the moment. One step at a time.
Hey, /adv/.
I used to smoke a very small amount of cannabis once per day and during that period, I would be very productive (doing the dishes, drawing, tidying up, working on commissioned pieces, and so on) and then, during my sober hours, I would still manage to stay on that same track by going to work, having the energy to meet friends, etc, etc. I had kept this routine up for almost two years.
These past two months, I haven't had the chance to smoke since my dealer stopped dealing. Today I turned to alcohol after considering suicide and barely mustering up the energy to get out of bed.
And.. well, I had expected just to listen to music and to enjoy being alive, but I ended up being productive as well. I even exercised. I'm starting to think that I need drugs to be able to live.
When I was younger and had not yet been introduced into the world of drugs, I was suicidal, lazy, and not disciplined enough to get through the day without completing the most simplest of tasks. Now, just being unsober for one period per day helps me stay on track; I feel like I am the human I want to be when I am not sober.
My question is this: will this habit of doing some kind of drug (wether it be alcohol or cannabis) once per day lead me to a life of misery, or will it actually help me in the long run? Are there any addicts on /adv/ who's life is actually manageable thanks to their self-medication?
>>17657630
That depends how much you are smoking / drinking each day.
>>17657737
>smoking
Once per day. I used to get through 5 grams every two months (which as any smoker would confirm is VERY low for a daily smoker) before I hit this dry spell.
As for drinking, it's too early to tell. Before today, I hadn't had a drink in two years. Have gotten drunk twice tonight; the first being to avoid feeling like becoming an hero, which worked, and the second time for stupidly researching something that I knew would make me depressed, and it did.
I prefer smoking to drinking, but I'm not so sure that jail time would make me feel any better about my life.
Hesitant to encourage self medication but in my case it worked out...
I used to go fucking hard all the time with mollies, alcohol, coke, weed, LSD, shrooms, focalin ect. I think it was a whole year that I was rolling every weekend. Tried some adderall at a frat house without being drunk and it just felt right, like you said, the person I want to be. Started buying from a friend once in a while and huge bursts of productivity when using them. Went to the doctor because I needed to get my life back on track (I wasn't on the streets or anything but I had dropped out of school). I was completely honest with everything other than past drug use because I wanted to actually fix my situation not just get drugs. Turns out I actually have pretty bad ADHD, and they gave me my own adderall.
Life took a 360 and walked away. I stopped pushing everything to the last second. I stopped being a nervous wreck. I stopped wanting to go hard at all let alone every weekend. I stopped smoking weed entirely. Re enrolled in school and I am at the top of my class right now.
Though I would still recommend getting yourself checked out and address those underlying issues of suicidal thoughts/laziness if you can. Go to a nice upper middle class white neighborhood family clinic, these doctors usually actually give a shit about their patients from my experience.
The real danger is that it is very easy for that "once a day" to lose its meaning.
I was just at home watching porn and enjoying myself. I was supposed to have the house to myself all day. But my stupid mom came home 4 hours earlier than she's supposed to. It really, pissed me off because she has no business being here. Now when I try to jack off it doesn't even feel good anymore because the bitch is here. She couldn't even wait until I finished, now I literally cannot ejaculate because I can't enjoy it anymore. What should I do?
Is this bait?
Seduce her instead
I'm just bitching into the ether her.
I feel fucking useless.
I'm a burden to my wife, one day ill be an embarrassment to my son and if I wasn't a father i think I'd be dead right now. I'd kill myself.
I'm tired of feeling like a burden to everyone around me. I'm tired of feeling like shit for feeling like shit. I'm just so fucking tired. I want to reset. I want to see what's next, and if it's nothing then I won't give a shit because I'll be nothing.
But I've created a life and I must tend to it. I can't continue the cycle. I can't let my son lose a father like I did.
It's not as bad as you think anon. You need to be strong for that kid. Trust me it'll be OK in the end you just need to be strong
Sounds like you could use a holiday.
I could use a wife that doesn't ask "why are we together" every time we argue
I could use a wife who doesn't call me pathetic for being depressed
I could use fucking antidepressants
I need a lot of things
Do women care about dicksize? I don't think my d<=7 inch pickle is going to make the cut.
>>17657618
Some do, some don't.
An average or slightly over average dick is going to be perfect for most. Something like 5"-7".
>>17657618
Surprisingly women are individuals with their own preferences.
Also vaginas like penises come in range of shapes and sizes, so different sized penises are compliment different size vaginas.
>>17657618
There are three factors that make up attraction, at least from a body sortasense, not facial. That is Hip to shoulder to penis size ratio.
I wish I was joking, but im not. Check thi study out.
http://www.pnas.org/content/110/17/6925.full
Bigger penis=body is more attractive.
TOR is the dark side of the web.. I installed it a few days ago but I don't know where to start, I feel like it is the same as google except slower and you are not tracked, LIKE HOW DO I FIND SOME FREAKY SHIT? One thing I'd really like to learn is just hacking sites, social media mostly
>>17657617
>TOR
>social media
what?
i thought tor was for cp and drugs
>>17657617
>One thing I'd really like to learn is just hacking sites, social media mostly
this board is 18+, but because I'm a nice guy I tell you that you can learn hacking by simply searching with google tutorials, reading books about hacking or reading lecture notes about IT security. Be aware that social media hacking is illegal and kids that use DDOS are not "cool".
Underage b&