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Alright /adv/. I'm reaching out because I seriously need help. Since U.S has been pussified enough that not only any beta and woman can go cry to HR, it is also very common that if someone spreads some nonsense rumor about you, it may affect you in a serious way. Since I work with a lot of important clients such as Government employees and (((private))) contractors, my reputation is very important. However, since my gay manager is not my biggest fan (and he does not have the authority to get rid of me), he went out around and started talking shit that I'm a part of Islamic State Or I'm going to join them and all that crap.
All that being said, my career is solid and I still have a job. However, what can I do to get rid of such asshole? It's basically my word against his.
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>I said a stupid /pol/ joke at work and now my boss hates me.
I hear that edgelords are worshipped in Hell. Consider suicide.
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>>17658768
Where can I get a flag like this?
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How's the survey going faggot?
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I just lost my virginity at 27
Was giving up potential wizardhood worth it?
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what? you tell us, dumb ass.
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>>17658669
>Get your dick wet once
Or
>Have powers that mortals only wish they could have
Tough call
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>>17658669
Not trying to sound TOO scathing, but wizardhood is just some silliness virgins made up to feel better about not having sex yet. Of course it was worth it, unless your first time was unpleasant or your partner had aids or something.
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Finding out if Im the father
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My gf is a month and a half pregnant and Im worried it might not be mine.
We've been talking about getting married soon and all, but in the back of my mind Im a little worried. We've been dating for about 11 months as of now and I know her pretty well, but it just feels off. Since she told me shes been acting like the perfect gf. And Ive been loving it. I could definitely see a happy marriage for us but like this thought is holding me back. Like Im locking up the emotions and love I feel for her in a closet until I clear this idea.
I was fully aware of the chance of her getting pregnant, and if I didnt love her and be willing to raise a child in case this happened I wouldnt have slept with her. But still, theres the chance.
I dont know how to proceed. We were having some shaky moments around the time she got pregnant so I guess thats fueling my skepticism. Especially because she hangs out with some guys I dont like. And Im pretty sure... Well its all really speculation. How do I clear my doubts without destroying any chance of giving this child a happy family.
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Your future is fucked if you're doubting her this early on. You haven't even been together for a year and you don't trust her. Your future holds either 18 years of child support, or an unhappy marriage followed by a nasty divorce.
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>>17658623
If I could clear the doubt I dont see why a happy future cant be in order. An paternity test could always be done.
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>>17658630
>You haven't even been together for a year and you don't trust her.
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If I ever do get a gf, how can I be a good bf?
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By disregarding everything you read here about how to 'be an alpha man'
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>>17658617
also, don't take advice from females on twitter either, they think their mental illness is something all females have
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>>17658612
Don't be a piece of shit
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I think I actively seek out acceptance by women.
I am a 23 year old male, dated several times.
I had an issue with opening up or venting on them too much, and I realized a lot of things. I wasn't really in a relationship, I just sought out a mutual relationship that might have started out as a real one, but in the end it just devolved into me venting and then seeking sex, just for pleasure.
I'm kind of horrified by myself. I was able to step back and look at what I was doing to all those girls, and I realized that other than those needs for a girl to 'mommy' me, I wouldn't really need to be in a relationship at all.
In fact I might be asexual without those weird needs now.
It probably has a lot to do with me looking up to my mom but she always finding things wrong with me growing up. Always pushing me to do harder but never really appreciating things I did do.
Idk. Am I my own man now?
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>am i my own man now?
man if you're 23 and asking a chinese meme sharing community that question, probably not.
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>>17658641
its japnse
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>I treat people like emotional tampons
It's seriously easy to find women who do the same shit.
I THINK that's what you wanted advice on.
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I've spent the last week seeking help for depression and suicidal ideation
I was referred back and forth between a bunch of different doctors because no one was sure what to prescribe me due to a history of alcohol and MDMA abuse
Finally got a prescription written today for escitalopram (lexapro)
I knew that SSRIs completely negate the effects of MDMA and I was completely fine giving that up, but I just found out that you can't drink on escitalopram, and the withdrawals are going to fucking kill me
I've been drinking around 10 standard drinks every night and 30+ (And 2-3 pills) on nights out
Drinking and getting fucked up on weekends has been my only escape for as long as I can remember
What the fuck do I do?
I can't ask my GP for Valium to help with the withdrawal because of the whole suicide and pill abuse thing
I could go to rehab, but I don't know if I can miss any more work
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>around 10 standard drinks every night
Even if you weren't on escitalopram, it's a lot. How much esc do you take every day?
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>>17658595
Only just got the prescription, and I haven't been to the pharmacy to pick it up yet, but it's for 10mg
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>>17658584
You'll probably have to try a lot of things to stimulate you until you can get through the brunt the withdrawl.
Eat food, go for a walk, exercise, play a game, spin coins, fix that thing, whatever - don't be afraid to change what your doing as many times as you need, even in the middle of something. Be proud of whatever you have to do to get clean, because you're achieving something.
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Why do people call pedophiles freaks? Are they just refering to people who have hurt kids or even ones who haven't done anything bad? It doesn't make one a "freak".
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>>17658576
Are you even trying
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Kill yourself
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>>17658680
....wow that s creative ...quite trying to be edgy.
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Over the last two years my girlfriend and I have had dozens of FFM threesomes with three different girls. She's super submissive and a little masochistic, so she gets off on both pleasing me by giving me pleasure via having another girl there to suck me and fool around with, but also gets off on me cucking her a little, when I just make her watch me fuck the other girl and don't let her join in.
She's always been interested, but less interested, in also having an MMF experience, mostly centered around her getting spitroasted. This isn't great for me, because I generally can't stand to be social with men, let alone letting myself get cucked by another guy, just doesn't fit with my personality type. She's always been accepting of this, and I've always felt bad about it, because she does so much to indulge my fantasies. I want to indulge her, the act itself isn't a real problem, if she wasn't my partner I probably wouldn't think twice about it.
But at the same time, I know from my own experience that a big part of the attraction of an MMF is the fact you're cucking another guy. I'm a man, I know men, I know how they think. One of my favorite threesomes was with an ex of ours that was 'on a break' from her relationship, and knowing they got back together a week after she was swallowing my cum was top kek.
Just the whole idea of having to sit there and be social with a dude that knows he's about to cuck me would make me want to rip his face off.
So I'm stuck, I want to be a generous lover and give my girlfriend the thing she fantasizes about, because she's been more than generous in that regard with me. I also categorically can't allow myself to get cucked by some fucker. What are my options here? One thought was to fuck another couple - the idea being, even if he's cucking me by fucking my girlfriend, I'll be cucking him right back, so we're square, no loss of face. But that feels like half-assing it for her, and that feels wrong.
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why are you afraid of being cuck'd. sex isnt some sort of sacred ritual, its just masturbating yourself into another humans body
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>>17658560
>4chan
>>17658551
OP, i understand how you feel but never forget you are the man and for the sake of your manhood and respectability, you shouldn't partake in activities that you don't want to even if you feel indebted to your girlfriend.
Offer something else that would make her happy without making you uncomfortable, buy her a gift or something. Try to satisfy her in a different way.
But if she simply WANTS to get fucked by another dude and you definitely DO NOT WANT that, your relationship is doomed.
You can't force her not to do it, specially not when she let you fuck other girls, but you also don't NEED to stay with her if she chooses to do it anyway.
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>>17658551
It just isn't for men. It just is.
A woman can lick a pussy and lose no femininity. A man can't let someone fuck his wife with becoming a emasculated.
If you're a cuck by nature, then be a cuck. You wouldn't expect a gay guy to be expected to fuck a vagina in a relationship. It's just something you are disgusted by.
People have different lines. Inb4 some cuck comes in and tells you how much he loves being a cuck or whatever.
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I think I may have borderline personality disorder. I've been reading up on it and I have almost all the symptoms. It's probably the reason why I've gone through so many jobs and have never been able to stay at one for more than 6 months. Also why I've never been able to get a girlfriend or have any close friends. But the biggest thing is that I have zero self-esteem and I have no fucking idea who I really am and what I want out of life. And it doesn't look like it's something I'm just going to outgrow, because I just turned 30 and I feel this way more than ever.
But the thing is, I'm really scared to actually get diagnosed, because if it turns out that this is what I really have, I just know it's going to put me in a state of permanent depression that I will never be able to escape. At least now I feel like there's some small hope that it might be something else that I can grow out of. Being diagnosed with BPD sounds like an actual fucking death sentence, based on what I'm reading about it. No cure, no treatment that's guaranteed to work, meds don't do anything for it, something like a 50% chance of ending up perpetually unemployed, 1 in 10 chance of suicide at some point in my life, etc.
What do I do?
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In my opinion you should still get yourself diagnosed. Why? Because there is a chance that there is something else and you might be worrying for nothing. Do you really prefer to stay in ignorance and never really know what is happening to you?
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>>17658730
I don't really know which is worse. I feel like ignorance could be slightly better because it means I don't really know what's wrong with me and I don't feel like I'm completely doomed. I feel that way about diseases in general. I would rather not know I had cancer until the very late stages, instead of earlier because it would mean I didn't have to suffer with the knowledge of it for as long.
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>>17658533
I was formerly diagnosed with Bi-polar, but I believe I actually have borderline- apparently a lot of psychiatrists won't tell you that you have it because it's incurable and symptoms don't usually let up until you're like 40.
Honestly, for the first few months realizing it was depressing as fuck. But for me, it also felt like I'd been constantly trying to untangle this knot that was my mind and someone handed me a sword. It gets easier to recognize your patterns as you get older, easier to ride the waves most of the time.
I would learn as much as possible about it, and take solace in the face that higher executive function usually leads to better outcomes.
As shitty as it feels sometimes, it will get better.
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why do girls 'ghost'
just disappear
no break up no nothing
fuck bitches
yes, i mad
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Because you post this thread once an hour.
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>>17658525
Some genuinely think it's a gentle way to brek up with someone. The rest know it's anything but gentle, but are more concerned wih getting as far away from you as possible before the REEEEE hits.
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I'm worried this may be happening to me
haven't spoken to a girl I've been dating in a few days now, tomorrow I'm going to call her and see what happens
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There's this cute girl who's in most of my classes and one of my labs. I really want to talk to her, but I don't know how to approach the situation.
>Be in advanced placement since 4th grade so my class was the same 15 people until university
>Go to university with high school/elementary school friends so still no need to meet new people
Long story short, I don't know how to talk to strangers. This girl is usually quiet and sits on her own in the back of the lecture hall or far off in our labs. I've caught her staring at me a few times and she's caught me stating at her a couple of times, but again, I just don't know how to actually talk to her. Any advice?
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>Go sit next to her
>Ask her name, ask her how her days going
>Ask her general questions /conversate until things progress further
>Ask FORD questions (family, occupation, relationships, dreams)
>Ask her for her number
>Take her on a date
>Repeat above process on date
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>>17658516
Well, what are some things that happen in class you can ask her about? Think of some convo starters
Ask her what grade she got on something, ask her if she's good at this kind of stuff, ask her major, ask her what classes she's taking
Try to smile sincerely, but not only that - sound, and look sincere in your speech
Well the approach layout would go something like this
>hey, are / do you (ask something)?
>she answers, you ask follow up
An entire conversation can go on in this format, some would say it's the superior tactic, to keep the other person talking
I mean I'm fucking hideous and even I manage it just by doing these, you can too anon
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Thanks anon, I'll give it a shot next time I see her. My only worry now is whether or not I can keep the conversation going without coming off as annoying and if I'm interesting or not.
But I might just be able to do this, thanks again.
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Hey anons, was hoping you can help out a clueless 19 y/o guy with his hair. My dad's bald and doesn't know anything about hair and my mom's not around so I never really learned how to properly take care of it myself.
>inb4 ur dad is bald, just wait for that to happen to you
If I go bald at some point then fine. I'm okay with that, but I want to take care of my hair while it's mine. Also general tips for keeping a beard nice and full/clean would be appreciated.
>how often should I wash my hair?
>can I condition it without shampooing it?
>thanks for the help
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>how often should I wash my hair?
3-4 times a week is optimal, or so I've heard. Definitely not everyday
>can I condition it without shampooing it?
I guess so, but I don't know why you would.
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>>17658660
>definitely not everyday
Idk anon. my hair gets super disgusting if i don't wash (shampoo) it everyday.
I think it depends on your hair.
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I just got hired to a beer distributing job and passed the pre employment test because I stopped smoking for a month and a half to get the job.
1) Who should I ask to find out if they actually enforce it?
2) Is it true that if I get a medical card the testing facility will not tell my employer? I heard from a job recruiter that some employers would rather not know and to just show the testing facility.
3) Any advice on using and purchasing fake pee and penis contraption to trick facility?
Honestly marijuana is in my soul and one way or another I'm not divorcing it.
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Any partakers have adv?
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>marijuana is in my soul
This is why potheads are treated like shit.
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>>17658859
I don't mind your opinion. Seriously tho I do other stuff with my life and don't smoke everyday when I do.
I'm rasta tho and it's very compatible with me. I don't see a problem with it and neither does my gf who isn't a pothead. Fucking taboos man. Ease off with that talk
Why is there so much negativity in the world? I get not wanting to be "hopelessly optimistic" and all that, and I know that there are things in life worth worrying about, but it seems that no matter where I go there are so many people that just complain about and hate seemingly everything. And I know, i'm technically complaing about other people complaining, which is bad, but i'm genuinely curious as to why there is so much negativity.
Whenever something isn't perfect, some people will complain. Whenever someone is better off than another, some people will act jealous. Whenever there is something they don't like, some people will hate. I don't get it. Not settling for mediocrity or being upset or a little jealous is one thing, but it seems as if so many people take it to a whole nother level.
Is it just Negativity bias or what? What's the deal?
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I think the complainers are just looking for something to say, they get a bit carried away moaning about everything they notice. I don't mind these because they are really easy to influence.
It's the people who grew up in bad places who are full of hate that I don't understand. Like the Turkish/Russian/American that screams at his own team on Counterstrike.
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>>17658514
Well I mean I can get being pissed off sometimes, that's normal, but yeah you're probably right about complainers.
I just think that it can't really be healthy nor pleasant to be so angry and stressed about so much all of the time, y'know?
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People are determined to have SOME kind of personality. When you're a vapid dipshit, you'll discover that it's super easy to bitch about everything. You don't even need a real reason, just "I don't like this."
You only start noticing negative people everywhere when you surround yourself with them. Get yourself some non-shitty friends.
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how does one find men who arent interested in talking with other girls. let go of the "shes just a friend" meme. we all know its bs.
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Guys can be friends with women without having a relationship with them. How old are you bruh?
It's part of regular human nature, if you want something like what you're suggesting, try to find an autistic neckbeard robot and train him to only talk to you.
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You always chain them up in your basement or date a dead man.
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>>17658467
r9k
they won't want to talk to you either though, they'll REEEEally hate you too.
But if you can win one of them over, you're golden - he'll still assume every woman ever will call him a "creep" for talking to them.