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So I've been a security guard for about 6-7 months. Everyone here is convinced that I am retarded now.
I have worked night shift every single day since I have been here. 2 12 hour days (midnight to noon)on the weekend, midnight to 8 am on Monday and tuesday. There are no pickups or deliveries here on the weekend, and Trucks start coming through at 7am on weekdays. That means of my 40 hour work week I only process trucks in the computer for 2 hours and the other 38 hours I'm doing other shit. My 80 year old supervisor had been showing up at 6:30am every weekday and pretty much telling me what to put into the computer. When I asked questions she would get bitchy and tell me I should know that already. So I never learned why I put certain information in, I just kept putting in what she told me. She got pneumonia about 3 weeks ago and has been gone the whole time, leaving me to process trucks on my own and I didn't know what I was doing.
Now everyone treats me like I'm retarded and I don't think I can work here anymore. A guard indirectly called me stupid today - one of our guards quit and a new one was being trained, I said "so he's starting wednesday?", she said no, they changed their minds and they're taking "the good one" and moving him to a different post since he "learned the job in 4 hours".
Idk what to do. I tried explaning to people that I never got a proper explanation of how to process the trucks, but nobody is convinced. They all give off a strong vibe that they think I have 2 brain cells.
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Did you fall for the 'working in security is easy' meme?
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>I blindy input information for 6 fucking months without figuring out a pattern or a system
>In a boring-as-fuck job where a normal brain would be STARVING for challenging information
They might be right.
You could also start taking your concerns to your bosses' boss. Tell them you need some proper training. Keep taking it up the chain of command until someone takes it seriously.
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It is pretty easy for about 38 hours of the week XD. I'm sitting here posting on 4chan.
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quitting smoking general.
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Hey all. Seeking some advice to keep going aside from the old "you gon die senpai" people keep repeating. Anyways is anyone else quitting right now. What did you used to smoke? How long did you smoke? and how long have you been quit.
1.Started at 14 with Marlboro reds but after some years I was a big menthol guy.
2.Basically a 10 year timeline with the last 4 of them being kinda heavy.
3. About 10 days I believe.
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>Methols
So, how many TVs have you stolen?
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>BEING THIS 16
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>>17658999
>Nigga be trippin'
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Refraining from innocent real-life activities because they 'excite' you 2016-10-11 05:42:15 Post No.17658984
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Refraining from innocent real-life activities because they 'excite' you
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I have a fetish that is impossibly rare. (I put up a thread on /d/ and it got no responses. That's how rare it is.) It is 100% not obviously anything sexual to anyone else, and it's also 100% legal. Let's say that it's 'toast'.
Now, I have been in the habit of refraining from activities that involve 'toast' in real life, because although it's entirely innocent to absolutely everyone else, it's exciting to *me*, and even though no one would know it was. I'm refraining because, more or less, it's not polite/proper/whatever to do sex things in public, and for me it counts as a sex thing.
This is starting to chafe. Some things that are kinda toast-related seem like they would be a heck of a lot of fun! Not sexytimes fun, just ordinary fun. But it's taboo for me because it's related to toast and... well, you know. But, it's starting to get to the point where someone else talks about doing some toast-related activity, and it HURTS to know that I could do that, but I'm blocked from it.
Is this blocking policy a good thing to be doing? And if not, any advice on breaking the mental blocks I've set up for myself?
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i love toast too OP.
tell us what the toast is though.
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also, i have no idea why you won't tell us what it is, you're on an anonymous board and it's legal, what the fuck would it matter if you told us?
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>>17658992
This. I hate /adv/ because of how unnecessarily vague and boring OPs are. You can post your god damn name, address, and SSN and people still won't give a shit about you or know who you are.
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Guys,
Last night I slept in my car in a whataburger parking lot to avoid going home drunk because I was too afraid to wake up my stepmom and get kicked out and I couldn't stay at my friend's house because the dude kept trying to fuck me, whipped his dick out and everything so I had to bail and my friends who lived in the area didn't answer or didn't want my drunk ass coming over cause they were too busy getting laid.
I do this kind of garbage-person shit all the time. Always bad situations, I'm mentally ill af but I can't stop drinking.
What should I do?
I've been thinking of writing a book about my miserable existence and then offing myself.
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th-thanks adv
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stop drinking
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If you are a QT femanon I suggest to become an escort. You could achieve financial independency and avoiding the problem of not having a house to come back.
If you're a dude I suggest to kill self. Trust me it's the only way.
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The security company I work for just began enforcing a "no beard" rule. There was so such rule when I signed on and I've been employed by them for over a year. My beard is not lengthy or gnarly. It covers acne scars and I must admit that I am self conscious of them. Do you think there is a way I can fight this? Speak to my boss and explain my situation?
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Nope. Beards aren't a protected class. If you're old enough to grow a beard, you're old enough to stop being self-conscious about facial scars. Unless you're some kind of filthy hipster who just grew an ironic beard.
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>speak to my boss and explain my situation?
if you're talking about "i'm self conscious about my scars", then definitely not.
if you're talking about "there was no such rule when i joined", maybe, but i doubt it will help.
company policies change, and you have to change with them. that's just how it works.
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>>17658949
Find a religion that requires beard growth/disallows beard removal and claim its a religious right. Problem solved.
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>hang out with woman for a while as friends, usually just to get food or go drinking. We normally have a decent amount of fun when we're together
>complains to me with "boy it sucks when you have a crush on someone but they don't like you back" every now and then
>as far as I know, I'm really the only guy she hangs out with, I've told her she isn't my type and I don't want to fuck her, and we say a bunch of shit that's going on in our lives regularly
>when we get drunk, she holds my hand, she locks arms with me, gets a bit more touchy, smacks my ass, etc.
>when she's tipsy/drunk, she sometimes tells me about her dry spell that's lasted over a year
>one incident where I got hammered, she took care of me, got me home, tucked me in, etc.
>recently told her I was a kissless virgin (at 23), says that's good as she regrets losing hers
>also told her about my cock size which I think is small (around 4.7). She says she prefers my size over large dongs.
>invited me to go to her sister's wedding as her date, but I didn't try anything with her when I went
>she straight up told me she makes time for me
Is she referring to me when she tells me about her having crush? I'm a social autist who just started leaving his shell at the start of this year, so this is all new to me, I feel like she's just being nice to me out of pity sometimes.
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Oh right, I forgot to say.
She has fairly low self esteem, doesn't really seem to take much of an initiative, and has the mentality that the male has to make the first move.
She is also normally okay with following whatever plan that I have in mind.
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Probably.
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>>17658929
>Is she referring to me when she tells me about her having crush?
Well you tell me, you've picked all the hints and finally are realizing the truth.
Dude I would still try something with her. Who knows, she might be the love of your life.
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I have depression and I've suffered from seasonal effectiveness disorder ever since I was 12. It's been growing worse and worse every year and for the past year and a half, I've had suicidal thoughts with last winter in particular being terrible. It's early October and I can already feel my depression growing worse and worse. Is there anything I can do before things go downhill to soften the blow? How can I stop it from getting bad when it eventually does happen?
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>>17658920
Get a medical marijuana card or if you live in a state where it's legal recreationally & your over 21 go into a weed shop, buy some potent ganja, get a cheap pipe with a lighter, and blaze up.
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>>17658920
I was born a high functioning autistic with a history of anxiety, depression, & insomnia. Weed really helps with your bad days.
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>>17658934
I'd rather not grow dependent on a substance. I was thinking of methods that didn't require drugs. I could definitely get some if I really wanted to but I'm just wondering if there's any other avenues
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I'm terribly unmotivated and I don't believe I have a reason to be. I'm afraid I might be depressed, but I can't afford proper treatment atm so I'll try venting to you guys and hopefully get some life advice here.
Here's my back story: earlier this year my then girlfriend of a five year long relationship broke up with me. I'd been living about 400 miles away from her for the past six months, and apparently the distance was enough to destroy what we had. I got back to my hometown a few weeks later and had a decent life as a 22 years old, recently graduated single man, while I was looking for a job.
I ended up getting accepted into one of the best masters programs of my country and moved another 400 miles to the big city. That was two months ago. I managed to get a full scholarship on an mba program too, so I've got my hands sort of full atm.
However, I don't feel like going out most of the time, my tinder list is full of matches that I never end up talking with, I barely know any new people since I've moved. I'm sort of used to mood downswings, especially after the break up, but it's been almost 9 months already and I'm worse now than I was 6 months ago, emotionally speaking. I also haven't had sex since I left my hometown, which probably matters a lot, but even though I'm horny as fuck I just can't find the energy to talk to some random tinder matches even. In fact, I don't even know what sort of advice I'm looking for here, I'm just lost and unmotivated and am currently not able to seek proper treatment (therapy/doctors). What should I do, /adv/?
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pls I need some help
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On the bright side, this will give you more time to focus on your masters degree.
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>>17659004
I'm unmotivated to study, too. I mean, I find the subject very interesting but I get home and I just want to do nothing all day.
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>be confident/social/X
>Be yourself
>Lift
>It doesn't matter if you lift
>Go out and interact with people
>Wait and it will happen eventually
>Be dependable/steadfast
>Allow yourself to be vulnerable
Is it actually possible to give advice on how to attract a partner? Because pretty much every response on this board has been some variation on one of the above (and notably contradictory) points. Do you guys have any idea what you're talking about?
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It's about being the right person when you meet the right person. Nobody ever found love by being a whiny little bitchbaby, so that's why all the advice revolves around adopting some kind of personality and then going outside. It's also vague advice because it depends on who the fuck you are and what you're looking for and a million other things. We're not going to give you the proper direction to finding a job or your favorite food, either. Stop trying to find reasons to be frustrated.
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>adopting some kind of personality and then going outside
And yet so many times I've heard from people here that you shouldn't try to hide parts of yourself or pretend to be something you're not because otherwise the person you've attracted won't like you after they realise that that's not really who you are. So do I be who I am, or do I pretend to be something I'm not? both options seem bad.
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>>17658908
You don't have to pretend to be anything. Just because you've never tried ice skating doesn't mean you're a poser if you go out and enjoy it. Find out what you enjoy other than fisting your own asshole, then have conversations with other people who also enjoy your hobbies. That's it.
And nobody believes pity parties about "But what if I really AM just an introvert who doesn't want to do anything?" because if that were true, you wouldn't be enjoying your loneliness instead of bitching about it.
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I just asked my boyfriend to Dom me 24-7 and that I will do whatever he wanted. I even gave us a safe word so he'd feel comfortable. I'm not sure he is for the idea and I'm embarrassed.
I told him just to remind me that he cares/loves me and I'll obey.
he told me "he can't think of things he would tell me to do."
> do I sound creepy
> I'm embarrassed help
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come over to my apartment and i can help you with that.
i don't think its creepy, 80% of guys would be happy to hear this.
i would be a little weirded out but i'd probably do it if you wanted.
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>>17658864
Listen champ, lurker here, im getting a little tired of your continual defecating into women's genitals forced meme. Please stop
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>>17658864
If a guy really really cares about you, hes not going to want to do anything to hurt you.
That being said, I have a large penis. Like 8x6 and would love if a girl wanted me to go to pound town despite the cervix ramming.
How do I move on from someone who rejected me?
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Did you really think that anyone wanted to hear about your stupid bullshit?
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>>17658858
Fuck someone else
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>>17658858
Realize even the greatest get rejected 5X more than they are accepted. If you go after only one at a time you will never get anywhere
Girls are a numbers game. Chat with many, pursue those that seem interested.
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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Claimed
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Reposting from old bread, hope it's not a bad thing
Males, what is the ideal way to lose your v to your gf? How do you handle a virgin man?
Some context
>finally meet sweet, respectful, loving, attentive qt of my dreams who treats me like a queen
>have yet to fug
>going away together this weekend
>chansu.jpg
>find out he's a virgin
>realize I've never been with a virgin
>tfw turboslut past
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Unrelated but thanks for reminding me about that personality test.
Could someone give me advice on how to combat the way I'm feeling?
>Want to stop being a loser and talk to cute girls
>Tell friends I'm going to hit up a girl in one of my classes
>I end up not going for it because I'm nervous
>There have been times when I told myself I was going to do it and psyched myself out
>>At one point I was actually shaking and felt sick to my stomach as my heart raced, all because I was terrified of looking stupid in front of hundreds of my peers and the girl
>I know it's not hard to talk to people once you start, but I still get anxious as fuck and become upset with myself when I fuck up
I've been through the basics of "just go up and talk to her" and I know that already, but I'm really concerned with what is wrong with me. Is it anxiety?
The same shit happens at parties. I'll be focused on drinking more to loosen up or finding/hanging around my friends. The thought of going up to a girl and asking to dance scares me because of how inexperienced I am, how I view myself, and how I think others view me. Also, posting my personality quiz result because I think that stuff is pretty cool.
I have a paper due in a couple days and I am having a lot of trouble staying focused. I'm thinking of using one of those ADD drugs to help, but I'm not sure which one to use. The ones that immediately come to mind are ritalin or adderall. Any suggestions/pointers?
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PROTIP: Amphetamines don't help you stay focused, especially if you don't actually have ADHD. You're falling for a stupid meme. If caffeine doesn't help you get your paper done, then the problem is YOU.
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>>17658827
How would caffeine help other than keeping me awake? I find this topic extremely boring and it's irrelevant to my major so I feel even less motivated to do it. Plus I just want to play Overwatch. Obviously the problem is me, I just want to solve it with drugs.
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>>17658835
Congrats, fuckhole, you figured out the only thing that amphetamines actually do to most people: Keep you awake. That's why tryhard Asians eat them like Tic Tacs. You can solve motivation with drugs about as easily as finding a girlfriend with drugs. You're just gonna have to man the fuck up.
How do you get over a fear of needles
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>>17658766
I also fear needles before a shot for diseases. Its caused me to miss out of them since I faint after the shot. Bump for answers
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Bompo
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just look away when they're about to insert it
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Is your fetish supposed to spice sex up occasionally or is it needed in sex 24/7?
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>>17658741
generally the former unless your partner is really into it as well, even still though you may not want to just do one thing all the time so it doesn't get boring
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>>17658741
A fetish is something you actually need for a complete sexual life. Not that you necessarily need it 24/7. The same way you can shoot a load when given a blowjob, but nothing but blowjobs won't do the same trick as sex, a fetish needs to be satisfied in order to make a person sexually feel good overall.
The degree of need varies from person to person, but it is to an extent vital.
A kink is something you like doing, that spices up your sex-life, but you could go without for a long time.
That's the difference as far as I know.
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>>17659925
This, except that by definition a fetish is the ONLY way you can get off.