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Background of sister:

Every bf she had, she cheated on them.

My sister and her bf have been together for 2 years now. Cheated on him 2 times, (to my knowledge), my mom knows all the details but she withheld it from me cuz she didnt want me to see my sister that way. My mom called me a few mins ago telling me she did it 2 times before, that's how i found out. My mom is now key disowning my sister because of her attitudes stating, "I wouldn't want someone to do that to you"
>mfw
Talked to my sister a few days back because my mom sent me to check what was up with her. Apparently her bf came to my mom and told her he got cheated on again, this was all a few days back, i only found out the details tonight.

Mom now wants me to go get my sisters side of the story and practically wants nothing from her.

How do i stop my senpai from falling apart. Feel free to ask questions.
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it's no wonder you sister would act out, being raised by a heinous bitch and all. I advise you to shun all of these people forever starting on your first payday after you turn 18
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Honestly, who the fuck cares?
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Maybe your sister should look into polyamory or something.

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>Ask girl out, she never responds.
>See her again, she is walking. She proceeds to look back and keeps walking. It's really awkward.
>Her from my old high school crush
>We text and joke a lot.
>I eventually get a text saying "I can't replay with enthusiasm. I'm bad at texting."
...
>Feel half dead inside. Try to make myself laugh
>Pass cutie in a nice coat... Fuck it I stop caring at this point. I got a 73% on my neuroscience. Feeling bad man.
>"Hey love the coat! *Sunglasses on, smile thumbs up*"
>She makes an awkward face and keeps walking.

At this point I feel confused, how do I get over rejection and how do I avoid rejection?
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What do you look like? What are you doing with your life?
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>"Hey love the coat! *Sunglasses on, smile thumbs up*"

ahahahahahahahahaahahahah no way that's real
back to /r9k/ with you faggot
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>asking a girl out using any medium other than face to fucking face

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> get jealous when I find porn on my bfs phone
> think it's hot when he watches it while we bang
> I've decided I'm just being irrational when I get jealous about it
> but how do I make myself stop, even though I think this way, why do I get mad at my bf and jealous when I find it?

Inb4 "you're just a silly cunt"
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Yeah, nah. You're just a cunt.
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If your bf thought you attractive enough, he would just ask you for nudes.
Sad to be you.
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>>17661117

Did I read this right? You're mad that your boyfriend has porn, but you get turned on when he watches it while he's fucking you?

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Hey /adv/,

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and we were both kind of drunk, and I came. I'm a little nervous, think I might have worn the condom inside-out for the entire time.


There was no sign of it breaking and it didn't come off at any point. I feel like its probably ok. But just in case, where the chances that I got her pregnant increased by much?
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If the condom didn't come off or roll down significantly you should be fine.
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100%.

You put it on backwards, so now YOU'RE pregnant, OP.

>seriously though why are there so many fcuking stupid questions on this board
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How the hell did you even manage to get it over your dick the wrong way?

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I noticed a lot of anons were recently dumped from their long term relationships, myself included. I understand time will heal and to be busy with distractions to my think of the break up. I'm just losing my damn mind at my job. I work retail and this store is empty 90% of the time so I'm left alone with my thoughts. I'm completely distracted at my classes and home with vidya.
I don't know what to do when I'm at work
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i wish i could be left alone with my thoughts at work.
it'd be better than this constant stress and anxiety
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clean and organize
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>>17661073
Before the break up,it was great. Piss easy job. But now I'm constantly thinking about her and it's fucking me up

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Little sister is too untalkative.
My sister won't talk and i think she prefers not to talk at all. When you ask her how she feels or what she wants to eat, she says she doesn't know or struggles with how she can express herself. It's really frustrating and I worry a lot about her.
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>>17661015
Perhaps you need to get your dick out of her mouth so she can talk?
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>>17661018
I've never sexual abused her. Can you imagine having a little sister that is so inarticulate that she just doesn't talk at all?

Me: "How was your day?"
Her: "uhhhhh. I don't know."

Me: "What do you want to eat?"
To this, she says nothing and just looks at me an flaps her freaking arms.
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>>17661015
Shes not comfortable expressing herself. Im assuming shes young right. How old is she. I can give some solid advice if I know.
>if shes really young its your fault btw

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/adv/

My GF is a lazy fuck when it comes to cooking and is a workaholic.
She over works herself, and complains she only eats like a fucking slice of toast all day and is to lazy to make herself a proper lunch unless I do it for her.

It's becoming an annoying situation.
I am the 'cook' in the house. But, I work a rather physically demanding job. So I wanna come home, relax, cook the food I want and she follows suit. Thing is, she works walking distance away, and continually calls me to pick her up, hour, hour-and-a-half, after her shift ends. Complaining how hungry she is. Then discover she didn't take a lunch to work... the fuck.
It's becoming a problem, I tell her to make simple lunches like a cheese sandwich or something, but it takes 'effort' apparently.
I don't want to give in so I become an enabler and she starts to expect me to make her lunches so she doesn't fucking die at work or something. I constantly tell her to bring a proper lunch to work, but it's a vicious circle. wtf do I do?
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>>17661007
>Workaholic
>Lives walking distance from work
>Wants rides

Dude unless she's doing a physically taxing or mentally EXHAUSTING job, that's not being a workaholic. I worked 50 hours a week in fast food 30 minutes from home, and I wouldn't dare consider it being a workaholic because the work is so low energy that it's pretty much just trading time that could be used fapping for money.

I can't tell you what to do because I don't know her as well as you do, but I'd be suspicious that someone who can't put effort into feeding themselves could put effort into a healthy relationship.
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>>17661007
Encourage her, maybe teach her how to cook/ cook together at weekends.

And if that doesn't work call her out on being a lazy bitch who can't even muster the 'effort' to make a sandwich or walk short distances.
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I don't see much of a problem here...

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A week after I gave my girlfriend cunnilingus, I get strep throat. I remember when I was fingering her, I noticed brown mucus in her vagina, I've never seen it before, so I Googled it, it turns out this brown mucus can occur for a number of reasons:


>Pregnancy. A dark brown discharge usually is implantation bleeding. The color can range from pink, red to light or dark brown. The discharge may last as long as three to four days.
>Ovulation. During the process of the egg being released it is not uncommon to experience a dark brown discharge or spotting. It will usually only last a few days.

>Menopause. Many women who are close to menopause will experience a dark brown discharge in place of a normal menstrual flow.

>Endometrial Bleeding. Endometrial bleeding occurs when some of the uterine wall was not discharged during the menstrual cycle. It may occur just after the cycle ends or just before the next cycle begins. Because the blood is old, it becomes dark brown in color.

>Pelvic Inflammatory Disease. Pelvic Inflammatory disease is a more serious condition and requires a visit to the gynecologist. This disease happens when there is an infection in the uterus lining, fallopian tubes, ovaries, cervix and/or the vagina. It is painful and can lead to pain during intercourse, abdominal pain, and infertility if left untreated.

>Cervical Cancer. Cervical cancer is by far the most serious disease that is associated with a dark brown discharge. Cervical cancer is spread through the HPV virus (human papilloma virus.)Other symptoms of cervical cancer can include loss of appetite, weight loss, leg pain, pelvic pain, and fatigue.

My questions is, could I have gotten strep throat because of this mucus? Why did it take a week to infect? She also got her period 5 days later as a side note.
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>>17660956
What does your tongue look like?
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You are making me dry-heave senpai.
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>>17660962
looks normal how it usually does.

I also forgot to mention she tasted pretty salty. I also got a fever along with the strep throat. Went to the hospital, they took a swab from my throat and called me today saying its strep throat.

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>Have to attend a "tribunal" tomorrow with council
>just gonna ask me questions,nothing serious
>Hear from a few people that the adjudicators are gonna be grumpy fucks
>Pathetic fucks on a power trip,eager to kick people when they're down
What's the best way to approach these husks of human beings.Should I seem nice?Apathetic?Calm?
I keep playing out the scenario and each time it ends with me getting pissed off
What's the best way to deal with power tripping assholes in general?
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>>17660953
Fancy sharing why you are going to this "tribunal", who it is being held by and a little background?
I'm presuming you did something wrong and are being a child about it because of the use of quotes and automatically assuming those involved are power trippers.
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>>17660965
My mother is disabled.I'm 20 and I care for her.I applied for carer's allowance about 10 months ago.My application was denied on the grounds that my mother wasn't "invalided" enough.We reapplied(apparently it's a whole back and forth thing they make you do).Instead of them sending someone around to assess my mother,they'd rather I went and answered their questions.So far,theyve been very hard people to deal with
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Bumperino

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Chiptole told me they will call within a week after a second interview. So far I didn't receive a call but I did call them today and they said they will call in 5-10 minutes. After 20 minutes I called them and they said they were busy and couldn't call me because there was a long line. The HR says he'll call me the next 30 minutes, should I just move on or keep going?
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>>17660939
Don't call again and just wait they could be busy.
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>>17660939
does chipotle have an employee discount?
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>>17661053
Its been over an hour and they still didn't call yet :(

>>17661108
Yeah 50% off of everything

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job interview on friday

i want to prepare

its my first big interview

panel interview, maybe a dozen people interviewing me

should i shake each of their hands? its a big much with that many people, right?

im really nervous. any pills i can take to calm me down?

any tips on getting my point across?

any tips on coming up with an answer im stumped on?

any tips on solving a problem on the fly?

any interview tips?
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Just be casual. Never forget that they are looking for something you can provide. That has calmed me down. Dont be weird.

What kind of job requires twelve people to interview you? How could there be twelve people in charge of picking out future employees? Anyway, you want to greet everyone there, and shake hands too. Maybe that'll make them realize that this whole panel shit is stupid.
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>>17660925
>panel interview, maybe a dozen people interviewing me
I've never heard of more than 4 people interviewing one person, are you sure there will be 12 people interviewing you?
>should i shake each of their hands? its a big much with that many people, right?
Shake everyone's hand upon entering, presuming they are standing or reaching for your hand
>im really nervous. any pills i can take to calm me down?
don't use drugs, don't be a bitch
>any tips on getting my point across?
make sure your answer has a start, middle and end, and it doesn't need extensive backstory
>any tips on coming up with an answer im stumped on?
think of an example or make one up
>any tips on solving a problem on the fly?
think of an answer or make one up
>any interview tips?
Think of/imagine a time you:
dealt with a difficult situation
assisted a colleague in something
resolved an issue on your own
took control of a situation and calmed those involved

Think of/invent a reason you got into X line of work or want to get into it
Think of/invent a negative trait about yourself that sounds good (being dedicated, not being happy leaving things unresolved)
Think of a quick summary of each of your previous relevant experiences.
Don't slouch
Turn your phone off
Take a copy of your resume/CV in a folder, ideally one you can hand over in case theirs isn't up to date
Don't use slang or talk like you are black

Assuming you have held a job before, don't panic, treat it like an informal talk, you aren't the only person they are seeing, you might not get it for reasons out of your control even if you have a brilliant interview, there will be other opportunities out there.
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>>17660994
Just imagine people telling their actual weaknesses...

>i sometimes get drunk on tuesdays and will be useless the day after
>i fequently get angry and dumb, retarded coworkers
>i get asthma in spring and will be borderline useless for two months.

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How do I tell my girlfriend my real age. It's only a 2 year difference from what's I told her but still I lied. When I met her I thought she was just gonna be a one night stand but shit is getting very serious now and I don't know what to do. How do I approach it? What do I do if she gets mad? I'm so scared that she will hate me after. Someone please help me.
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Bumping because I legit need help. Please.
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>>17660923
what is her age and your age and what age did you tell her?
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>>17660971
My real age is 18. She is 20 and about to turn 21. I told her I just turned 20.

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Lately I’ve been seeing this guy (with whom I will likely be in a relationship) who’s a diagnosed psychopath. I don’t mind it and he hasn’t shown any manipulativeness or anything like that yet, but I'm lowkey worried it would lead to a messy and possibly violent end. Anyone have any advice for this relationship in general? Also is it really a bad idea for me to be with him since I’m very emotional?
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If he's anything like Dexter should be great, just watch out for other serial killers.
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>>17660914
MORATTI
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>>17660931
Psychopath as in someone who has lack of empathy, a lot of narcissism, persistent antisocial behavior, etc
not a hollywood washed serial killer

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I fucked up, horribly. For some odd reason some random kid email pops up everytime I try to log into gmail on my school-funded laptop, today I thought I would sign into it. I thought "It would be fucking hilarious to send a copy pasta to every student in the school". To try to be sneaky I hop onto my (unprotected)phone hotspot and email the forward to every student and every staff member at my school the worse copy pasta I could find. A few hours later I was in Spanish when I was called to the office. I got called in to talk to the head of disciplinary action. I knew I was rip. He told me that all the signs point to me. How do I "prove" to him that I am innocent?
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>>17660901
I work in I.T. deal with alot of mail servers and the three main protocols; pop, imap and exchange.

Pretty sure your fucked. Couple of ways you could spoof an email address (make it look like it came from someone else) but nobody would go to that extent just to expose you as the autist you obviously are.
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>>17660901
What are these signs that point to you?

Also fuck off underage.
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>>17660901
>mfw OP tries to explain the meme and why it's funny to disciplinary board

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should i confront a girl that ghosted me?

isnt it a shit thing to do?
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>>17660870
>should i confront a girl that ghosted me?

i personally would. ghosting someone is a shit thing to do. why the fuck would they even ghost you if you see and know them in real life?. ghosting only works if you met them online and they dont know where you live etc.
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>>17660878
even ghost someone you met online is shitty depending on the situation,

if you only talked for a few weeks or so honestly wouldnt bother, but if its been alot longer than yeah. im experiencing the same thing with a gf of 2 years and im getting ready to confront
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>>17660878
>>17660881

i met her online, but i know where she works\lives

we dated for 2-3 months

and she 'blocked' me on an app we used to chat.

i still have her number

and by confront, i thought texting her first. not to win her back, but to let he know its messed up

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