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>laying in bed, looking at my legs or whatever = wet
>shaving anywhere = wet
>looking in the mirror post shower = wet
>looking at my body in the phone's camera = wet
is this common for women? its worrying me
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>>17687617
Sounds like you're hot for yourself.
Tell me about your libido.
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>>17687617
you sound horny
but we'll need pictures to be sure
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>>17687617
barely-noticeable-wet or build-an-ark-wet?
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Girls that call you daddy, is that a sign of daddy issues or?
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>>17686982
No, it's a sign of whores.
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Yes.
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>>17686982
Yes.
Source: experience
Daddy issues ARE a red flag unles is one night stand or you have a saviour complex
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Welcome to the NEET/shut-in improvement thread!
>old thread
>>17680894
>Discord
https://discord.gg/AAhJ6eR
Join us for help on improving your life, becoming more social or just helping people with these things!
All are welcome, as long as you follow the rules.
>What do I do in the threads?
Ask people for advice on your NEET-related/social problems, or join our discord group to do the same.
>Wait, is this some super-secret cool kids' club where you can only be some sort of shut-in freak to participate in?
No, anybody is free to enter and help our group. Feel free to participate, just don't be a dick.
NEET IMPROVEMENT RULES
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1. Preventing your suicide is not our responsibility. If you need someone to talk you out of hurting yourself and/or others, please call a suicide hotline.
2. No doxxing. If you post any personal information of another user without their consent, you will be banned.
3. Please try to genuinely improve your lot in life. We're not here to circlejerk about how horrible our lives are. We'll all slip up or need to vent sometimes, but overall you should try to be positive and move upwards.
4.The #support channel is for advice only. Use the #productivity channel to let us know what you're going to do and report back with how it went to help keep you accountable. Check #rules for a description of all channels and rules.
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Self-help resources: http://pastebin.com/BSZDiAKd
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If you really want to improve your life, stop circlejerking in these 24/7 general threads about how much it sucks.
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>>17684879
I ordered that book. Thanks.
I just meant "my village" as in "the village I live in". English isn't my first language. Sorry.
I've been through a lot of behavioral theraphy through all these years of special school, and it did help a lot already. I couldn't have ever imagined riding a bus five years ago.
I mean, it's still a nightmare doing it today, but I can endure it. I've just come to a sudden halt in my self-improvement and I'm trying to see if someone's gotten over something similiar to this.
I guess it's just hard work. I gotta practice more. Learn being around people like others learn math or a new language.
It's just exhausting.
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>>17686906
Wish I knew how to add some stuff to the paste-bin. Was going to add some great resource links and info.
>>17687317
Not a NEET, but it can sometimes become one, but I think honestly people want to become better people. At least I hand it to them that they are working towards something better.
What is your NEET situation atm? Are you working, unemployed, educated, etc.?
>>17687509
Where are you from originally?
It can be rough, but if you keep at it, you will get there eventually, move the mountain one pebble at a time and over time, the mountain will be gone.
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For the 25+ anons/losers.
It seems that most threads on /adv/ are made by idiotic kids who don't realize how much time they're wasting on a chinese drawing forum.
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>>17684841
you're only really a loser for browsing this site if it's all you ever do, some of us have jobs and friends and shit ya know
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>>17684863
>Some
Key word here.
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I see a lot of young dudes who think the way I used to. "All women are X", shit like that.
I try to tell then what I learned, that it's a waste of time being angry at something that exists in your head, but then they just pelt me with /pol/ buzzwords.
I'm trying to save you, you jack assess. Direct your energy towards a project, or a hobby. But spending your time stewing about strawman encounters is a great way to become the biggest loser everyone still knows at 30.
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and.... go!
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it hurts my feelings that you pretty much replaced me with someone else and kinda ghosted me outta no where. then you talked shit about me to someone else instead of talking to me about that problem that really hurt me as well. i thought we were close turns out you only needed me to vent about your problems but you didnt actually give a fuck about me. so when your problems became ok you ditched me... i thought you were a close friend but turns out i was wrong you were only talking to me for convenience.
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You're my manager & I'm pretty sure you're 38 - 50 but I want to stick my erect weiner in you and that's probably weird but you're really cute. I wanna lift your skirt up and finger your hole. God damn your dresses are so sexy and the leggings you wear get me rock hard.
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Take care of yourself, please.
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How did you forgett her /adv?
Can't get over her and need some inspiration besides the usual alcohol, drugs, gaming and hobby stuff.
she was just so perfect, or it was atleast my imagination..
also forgetting general
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When I'm inevitably in this situation I'll probably lift some heavy weights.
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>>17691075
staying busy and focused
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You don't forget, it just gets less painful after a while. It helps to throw yourself into something you are passionate about for a while though.
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Weird beeps amd i dont know the cause
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Hey everyone! :)
I have a weird problem that I have no idea what did it cause it.
Anyways
Playing Oblivion, slash some ugly looking NPC because why not.
Fast forward 5 minutes when suddenly
"STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM..."
Shit dies inside of me I flinch, knocking over my speakers and my speakers pull my mouse and everything falls down.
I move my table and in anger pull out the USB ports of my mouse, keyboard, and speakers so I can throw them on the bed.
As soon as I did that screen goes off few beeps and that's it.
Now whenever I turn on my PC it does 4 beeps a pause and 2 more.
What do I do before I light that potatobpn fire?
Thanks
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>>17691073
Besides being heavily autistic, those beeps mean a hardware incompatibility.
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>>17691079
So what's the problem. I tried replugging everything I still get the same.
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>>17691085
Not the guy you replied to, but you need to find a manual for your machine. The beeps are a diagnostic tool, and each pattern will relate to a specific problem.
Best condoms to use and how can I last longer in bed?
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Let your bull pleasure your wife, that way you won't need to worry about any of this.
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>>17691058
This made me crack a smile atleast.
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You can keep having sex after you cum, dude
It's not illegal
You're allowed to cum multiple times in one sexual encounter
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I've always used gaming (Or computer in general) to cope with depression, for years now.
Recently I've started to feel the same when I'm not in front of the computer.
I've already made plans for killing myself even when I was "happy" with being in front of the computer.
Had a pretty big meeting with psychologists and my doctor a few days ago and they refused to help me as I didn't have any motivation to live, so no antidepressants or sleeping aid since those things are easily fixable problems so they didn't see a reason to treat the symptoms.
I don't go outside and I'm not active whatsoever, I sit 90% of the day.
First time poster here so please insult me if this is the wrong place.
Not sure if I have any use for the obvious advice's as I again, don't have motivation.
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>>17691011
Stop being a edgelord attention whore
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>>17691011
Change all the shit that makes you ashamed of yourself. Shyness, inactivity, whatever. Get some pills, do therapy, do whatever it takes.
You have the rest of eternity to be dead, do whatever it takes to live your one and only life free from pain, guilt, and shame.
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>>17691011
Man's search for meaning. (a book)
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I asked in the opposite gender thread and only got one reply, so here it goes:
Ladies,
Would you like if a guy(could be your boyfriend or just a fwb) who really, really likes tits were to touch/fondle/play/suck your knockers every chance he got, like casually sliding his hands up your shirt to feel them, fondling them, pinching your nipples and just going to town on them when you make-out?
I really love titties, if i had a girlfriend with a nice pair, she'd probably get annoyed at me for never leaving her honkers alone. Nothing is better than a juicy pair of fun bags.
So, what do you think?
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>>17690993
I love boobs too but you might have to calm that shit down, senpai. People don't like to be groped and fondled constantly. Anticipation will make the times you do get to touch her boobs that much better! Best of luck in finding a woman with the right hardware to satisfy you, anon.
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Too much attention and my tits get quite sore.
It's also uncomfortable for them to be played with unless i'm actually aroused, but when I am aroused, i love having my husband go all out on them. It depends on the girl though.
My husband likes to come up behind me on occasion and give them a sqeeze, and that's perfectly fine and fun, but if he were constantly trying to grope and slobber on them, that would be annoying.
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>>17690993
>So, what do you think?
Hooray for BOOBIES!
I recently entered in to a relationship with a very smart, handsome young man who lives very far away from me. Despite having many beautiful local girls who are interested in him, he wants to date me because he likes who I am.
Does anyone have any good tips or warnings about long distance relationships? What are some fun things that he and I can do together to spend time despite being so far away?
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Some people are more honest then others. Follow your judgment that's the only advice. You live and learn whether it's from a mistake or progression
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>>17690800
How far is far? And how long will this distance remain?
It's a real relationship killer, especially so early on, you might last the honeymoon period but after that you will likely both realise it's not what you want out of a relationship. I'd advise against it, or see how you go in the next couple of months and if things are amazing consider compromising your living situations to be together.
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>>17690804
True, thank you.
I believe he is completally honest- but I also think that his feeling might change. I know he loves me right now, but that could change. I just want to be as good as a girlfriend as I can so that I don't regret not treating him better if things don't work out.
>>17690808
He lives on the West coast of the US, I live on the East coast of the US.
We're both in college but he is a senior and said that he wants to move to my town next year while I finish school.
What is the honeymoon period?
We've been dating for 3 months so far
Who wears these shoes?
>Nike
>Jordan
>adidas Originals
>Converse
>New Balance
>Nike SB
>PUMA
>Timberland
>ASICS Tiger
>Under Armour
>adidas
>Saucony
>Vans
>Onitsuka Tiger
>Nike ACG
>K-Swiss
>Reebok
>Helly Hansen
>Fila
>Spenco
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>>17690764
Nike for gym and vans for whatever
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Pumas here
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>>17690764
Cheapest store brand. Thy're all made in the same Chinese sweatshops, so why pay ten times as much for a label?
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What does it mean if you ask a girl's friend how often she talks about you and she acts dumb and says "what do you mean?" then says she thinks you're funny and changes the subject?
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>>17690720
that you're being creepy most likely
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>>17690720
With no backstory this just sounds creepy, her response means exactly that, what do you mean? what is your intention.
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>>17690720
It probably means she doesn't talk about you in the way you hope she talks about you.
Fuck this gay earth.
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I live with my parents and our home is filthy and smells like animals, which I feel embarrassed about. I have people I want to have over, but I have no comfortable space for them. How do I solve this problem?
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>>17690665
Shame your parents by getting the home on Horders or one of those shows.
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>>17690665
You clean the fucking house.
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Cleaning up?
If you dont like how it is, change it. That is the only solution
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I love my girlfriend, its the first girl that I really felt something, we were always making plans to have a future, a family, etc... but she seems to be losing interest in me, each day she seems even more colder and distant. Should I breakup with her and hope that she was just taking me for granted and come back because she missed me and realized she really need me? Is it a good strategy to give that spark to the relationship again? Its not like i'm losing much if she doesn't come back, she would probably dump me soon anyway, at least i don't feel like a fool for not doing it before her.
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If you have to break up with her to have her treat you right, she isnt the one boi
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>>17690634
I know it, but deep down I know i won't find someone as beautiful as her, so i'm trying to salvage the jackpot that I found.
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>>17690627
Are you giving her too much attention?
Some (not all) women start to lose interest in a relationship where they feel like the guy is desperate/clingy.
Make yourself less available to her so that she appreciates the time you spend with her more.
Go do stuff with your buddies or work or volunteer and see if she starts to show more interest in yoj