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Yeah, just see to it that you end up somewhere fucking can happen. If you can get into her House or her into yours, then its gonna happen. Be bold.

I usually do coffee dates near my apartment. The trick is to do them late-ish. 19:30-20 because that's right before the coffee shop closes. Then its totally natural to lead her to your apartment.

>>17742607
Look bro calm down, half the dick is already inside.

Lets clear the checklist:
>Knows your name
>Has not run away yet
>Same intrests (Kink/BDSM)
>Have talked about sex
>Have had conversations
>Will meet up

So here is the thing, sex is on the table ofc, the only reason not to do it is if you do some major fuckup that makes her want to leave you during the date, and youre probably not that kind of person.

Shes also older and more experienced, and she aint getting younger.
You will ofc need to lead the date to sex. You shouldnt 'ask' for it. And so far, i dont see any reason why she would not be thinking the same.

In that case, what is your plan really after the movie? Diner maybe? Walk in the park? If lucky you may get to do some stuff inside the movies, and if you can score there, youll deffinetily have sex.

Question is, her place or yours?

>>17742614
>>17742621
We're meeting for some drinks and then a movie at 9PM. After that, no idea. We seem to live pretty close from eachother but "far" from the cinema (10-15mins in bus). She wanted to go there because its a modest cinema with indie films etc

I live with my family so sneaking her into my house is possible but difficult. She lives with flatmates so not sure if she can take me to hers, I brought the topic up while texting and she said "we shouldnt worry about that for now ;)", so not sure.

Thinking about making out with her in the cinema, after the drinks and right before the film starts, so I can leave her wanting more. Sounds good or bad?

Part 2/??

>>He gets flustered
>>Has gf still
>>I'm too drunk for life right now
>>Accept my stupidity and say our goodbyes
>>We generally stop talking
>>Thinking he hates me
>>Go through depression again, alone, can't eat much, just try to forget about it
>>Somehow he doesn't think I'm an asshole, we slowly get over it and we continue to be friends

Little did I know that I started something that I still to this day am confused about, getting to the point of this post...

>>We are alone, watch Zombeavers or some shit
>>Laughing our asses off at the cliches that a 1 star horror movie can provide
>>We get closer and closer together
>>nottothisushittoagen.jpg
>>He leans against me
>>I lean against him
>>Might have slipped his arm around me
>>Putting on the moves or I don't know what
>>Things getting weird but nothing happens really
>>Trying to keep chill because of last time
>>We just cuddle the rest of the time until he has to go
>>Go back to being normal friends again
>>Still unsure of what his intentions are
>>Figure it's just me being a dumbass as usual
>>We do more fun shit as we always do, he opens up to me
>>I like cuddling with him but no sexual stuff
>>He gets more comfortable around me
>>I try to keep my awkward feelings to myself
>>He showers at my place, have no shame in being naked around me
>>okay.jpg
>>Enjoy the view but keep it cool
>>Still get drunk together because we are dumb
>>Regularly see his dick, average but nice
>>Eventually move and stop seeing him but still talk here and there and we can talk forever sometimes
>>Just friends still to this day but still kind of flirt?
>>He likes my tits and how I'm funny etc.
>>Have feelings for him but he doesn't want a relationship with anyone after a bad off and on relationship

I hope he never sees this post but I am still not sure what to do.

Why does he treat me like this? I'm not upset by it, but I think about him a lot and I'm not sure how to feel. Should I just keep doing what I'm doing?

Keep maxing out comments. I don't want a relationship either as my past ones have been shitty too. But I would like to continue with what we have, just not have to feel awkward about it.

>>>He gets turned on, says stop crying and that I am making him hard
Sounds like an immature asshole.

>>17742417
She probably is or isnt.
But lucky you know the Gatekeeper.
Talk to her friend (i believe you have an easier time to talk to her) and hint that you might be intrested in the qt.
Girs are super hyped about stuff like that, she could be your inside-girl. Helping you by pushing from the other side.

>>17742428
Yeah but the weird part is, her friend that talked to us doesn't sit with her in the class.

qt sits in front of me with the same 4 girls each time, weirdly the other girl doesn't sit with her at all and it seems the only time they really talk is before class or some shit.

Just a follow up question, the fuck do I do today then, before her friend shows up? Do I just say, "Hey what's up anonette" and go from there?

What if I trip over words again and draw a blank on what to say?

>>17742440
Well you already have a partial profile of this girl
Name, hometown, major, probably some trivia that youve overheard.
In cases like this you need an icebreaker, usually they involve jokes (i hope you know some relevant ones) even if she doesnt laugh, atleast now ylu have a reason to keep talking.
And dont think about trying to impress her or do something that you think will make her like you more.
Things like that usually ends with you standing there making a fool out of yourself.
I know that the butterflies and all that makes it impossible to think straight around her but just keep a cool head and show her your confidence. She seems to be even more shy, so for her it is horrifying standing there not knowing what to say, you doing the talking and steering the conversation will make it easier for her to open up. After speaking a bit she may feel more comfortable speaking up and then it wont really be hard to converse normally.

>>17742408
I have one of these. I'll see if I can figure it out. Bump

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>>17742408
>>17743464
I may have just figured it out.

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>>17742348
Ask yourself the important question, is this a mutual relationship?

>Yes
Well then your GF is not prioritizing the relationship at all, and is probably spending most of her free time doing other stuff than think about you.

>No
Well then there is the answer. She is slowly pushing you away so that you are the one to actually end it. She doesnt have the balls to do it herself.

Nobody is ever so busy that they cant make time for their partner, and in the case they are, then they dont have time for a partner anyways.

>>17742348

Yeah you're not really in a relationship as of now anyway, once a week for 1-2 hours is nothing, how busy can she possibly be? And if she bails on the one time a week you're supposed to be seeing each other it shows you how much she misses and cares to see you anyway.

I would just discuss your concerns with her, basically everything you said here, if it's going to end soon anyway you may as well speed it up by discussing everything and stop wasting your time.

If it does end in a break up you will feel relief that you don't have to suffer the anxiety and paranoia anymore, and you will know your instinct about you putting in all the effort was right. The pain of a break up will fade, but what you're living now sounds like torture. Your needs are not being met at all, she should be the one worrying about losing you. Ironically thought it's usually the ones trying to meet their partners needs that end up being burned.

>>17742344
The fact that my dick looks bigger when i have my pubes shaven off motivate me to do it.
Dont shave your ass crack its gonna be painful when the hair starts growing back.
Shower more often you filthy piece of shit or atleast make sure to wash your hair and use a ton of deodorant.
Fuck you.

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>>17742344
>Just sitting for 10 hours playing video games just leaves my crotch reeking.

>>17742344

-Shower every day
-Wash your hair every second day
-Brush your teeth at least twice a day
-Use anti-perspirant
-Don't use deodorants
-Shave when you need to. If you have stubbles after 3 days of not shaving, it's time to get the razor
-Shaving your dick is not a must. For some reason I think you won't get to show it much.
-Shaving your ass is pointless

I suggest asking /an/, they're slow but have good advice. If you're at all into snakes, I hear corn snakes are good beginner pets. Could be wrong, though.

>>17742338
Corn snakes and bearded dragons are pretty easy to take care of (easier than a hamster imo).

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>>17742338
Pic related, pacman frog. Easy as fuck to take care of. Good choice for a first herp.
As far as the chameleon goes, you can do it. If you've read online, you're already leagues ahead of most people. Just give them a good vertical cage, live plants and keep them moist (fogger/mist machine helps a ton).
It's expensive from the get go, but once you're setup properly you should be good.
The main thing is not to stress them out or pick them up. It's an adult's pet, not a hamster or some shit.
Do you research and you should be fine and remember LIVE PLANTS. None of that plastic garbage

Why kick it? If you use good lube you can fap up to four and five times a day without much discomfort in your penis. Drink a lot of water and stay hydrated so your balls don't shrivel up too much.

>>17742317
Habits are hard to break and its actually all in the brain.

Once you get used to a set principle it is very hard to change it because even if the action itself is harmful and the desired effect is good, the brain will actually treat the change as "forign" and you will get feelings of discomfort.
This feeling dissapears if you just force yourself to repeat the desired action until it becomes habit. That usually takes between 7-14 days>>17742330

>>17742394
its ruining my life

relationships and my body. i am extremely overweight and not where i should be

>>17742314
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>>17742314
Did you really have to do that?

>>17742314
Humans are really defined by 2 major traits today body and mind.

A female (as you describe it) is a woman in body and woman in mind.

A shemale (as you describe it) is a man in body but woman in mind.

The only difference in perception is that the female was born that way, the shemale choose that life.
So put into perspective, shemales are females delux, even if they dont always look the part.

So what is the difference? Apart from in some cases never be able to know the difference (and not caring about the eventuall penis) they have a higher libido, so more sex for you.

Things will continue to get objectively worse, but the bright side is that you will consistently care less and less.

>>17742260
Life is about finding a way through the shit.
Everyone deals what you feel.
Everyone.

The point of life is making this terrible feeling worth while
Either through just dealing with the shitty job and making your home life better, or finding a new job entirely

They are saying it is impossible to do either.

>>17742468
Same thing

>>17742474
Are you sure? Are they trying to convey feminists are dangerous or are they trying to convey feminists are worst? Or are they trying to convey that arguing with feminist is senseless?

>>17742253
why did it end the first time?
what has changed that would allow it to work this time?

>>17742253
What makes you think she'll want you over her new bf??

At this point it's harder to get her back than get a new girl

>>17742269

Yes, I'm aware.

>>17742258

Distance and poor communication due to distance. I couldn't exactly have a phone conversation with her.

I've realised that she would be a good mother, and is someone that I wouldn't mind seeing every day for the rest of my life. It sounds like pussy shit, I know.

you will only change when you need to.

we can't help you.

Congratulations, you've become addicted to the shittiest website on the internet.

Forget writing your essay, just go straight to hanging yourself.

>>17742244
This.
We can't help.

If it's due tomorrow, you're already fucked.
You've been fucked for days
We cannot help nor save you.

What I did was go to the library each day after class. Just an hour a day, every day, it was more than enough to do all my work a week

Get rejected until you don't.

Along the way, try to intuit what you're being rejected for.

Talk to more girls. Eventually, they start flirting with you. When more than one girl is flirting with you, you no longer fear rejection because you have another option. Then, since you no longer fear rejection, girls suddenly liks you and it snowballs into more girls flirting with you.

>>17742211
>Do any of you know how to overcome the fear of rejection?

Just know that it will happen, no matter how hard you try. Eventually, you will develop tougher skin and consequently be more confident. Not every girl you try to get with will find you attractive or want to be with you. Just think that's it's their loss and move on. If you truly respect yourself, you will see it as their loss, not yours. And nobody really cares tbqh. Couple girls rejected you? Wew. It wasn't meant to be. Focus on how to improve yourself and move on to the next girl.

Well, not the main target group, (22/M) but yeah I enjoy life currently. A lot.

24, female. I'm pretty okay with life. A little anxious about finding a job after I graduate, but I think I'm pretty employable so it shouldn't be too much of an issue. I'm probably only worried about it because I have nothing else to be worried about.

19, male. Currently studying computer engineering. Lonely. Wan't to kill myself. Gonna go to a psychiatrist today.