Woke up this morning with both arms paralyzed and couldn't feel them. Anyone know what the fuck happened?
It took a minute for me to regain control of them
Slept in a funny position?
How'd you type this?
>meet girl
>hit it off
>she has a boyfriend
>keep hitting it off and seeing each other almost every other day
>one night, drink absinthe and get plastered
>we fuck
>tell close friends about situation
>they tell me I shouldn't date her because she cheated once and might cheat again
>keep fucking every time we meet (I'm bad)
>she tells me she's tired of her bf and can't connect on the same level as with me
>continue meeting up and fucking on the reg
>last week
>tells me "we can't keep doing this"
>apparently when I was extremely drunk I told her I wouldn't want to date
>no more sex
Apparently it's going much better with her bf now. My moral compass tells me I should be proud that she cut off the romantic aspect of our relationship, but I'm very attached and I think she is too. Consolation/scorn/advice is welcome. It's a weird situation and I want to know what the average outsider would think looking in.
>>17741311
Cheaters are nothing but problems.
now this guys gonna knock on your door the next time she is pissed at him.
>>17741311
On one hand, you dodged a bullet because your friends are bros and know a cheater always cheats again.
On the other hand, if the current bf isn't a complete pushover, he's eventually going to find out and will kick your ass
>>17741316
>>17741355
Thanks for the responses. I'm not worried about the bf.
Okay, anons, here's my dilemma.
First, some backstory.
I like a girl
We'll call her L
She's dating a guy, D.
>dcausehegivesherit.jpg
Ds a douche.
Turns out she likes me too.
We start cheating behind Ds back.
Eventually he finds out.
>ohshit.png
They stay together
>wtf.gif
I move on, she moves on, all is well
New girl enters life
A
A and I start dating
feelsgoodman.spaghetti
Turns out L is still into me
Turns out I'm still into L
L and D break up
Ok, now for present time
A finds out L and I are still into each other
Shit
A gets pissed at L (They were pretty much best friends)
L tells me to choose between the two of them
L=9/10 A=8.5/10
L has much better tits
A has much better ass
I have no preference
Both are awesome
Come home
Open door
>inb4 dinosaur
type this
wat do
also, pic not related
Completely incoherent stream of consciousness. Perhaps you should worry about learning English first?
>>17741277
have orgy
LAID
Sorry, just been a long couple of days.
Should I not allow my brother in law near my kids?
My brother in saw isn't like a criminal or anything, He has a job and has his life together but he smokes marijuana and isn't really a good influence. He curses (if I tell him once or twice not to he will realize he's doing it and stop) but I have to tell him this once a week. He's good with the kids and they like him but I think he's just slowly teaching my kids to curse and one day they might see him with marijuana or understand what that smell is. He isn't stoned like every time he comes over, But he always smells like it because his car and house smell like it.
He is also a racist, He's not like in the klan or any radical groups but he doesn't hide that he doesn't like African Americans and says the N word around his friends and family, Including in my house. He's said the N word at least 4 times within earshot of my kids this year
Him and his brother are very very close so I'm not sure if this should be enough to say I don't want him around my kids anymore.
It's also a big decision
Should I?
He sounds like a terrific guy, I would like to meet him.
I don't get why parents care so much about their kids learning bad language. The parents themselves and society in general doesn't care if people cuss so why should you give a fuck if your kids learn how to do it? Besides they'll find out cussing very easily anyway unless you've gone to extreme lengths to parental block their youtube and internet browsing. Even then they'll probably pick up that language from other kids at school and be made fun of for finding it bad while the other kids find it ok. You can't win. Just teach them how to say nigger. You'll be glad you did.
does becoming a mom make women this stupid or are they always like that?
Hey /adv/
Recently, I self diagnosed myself with Klienfelter Syndome, I have the whole package (excluding speaking problems and other learning disabilities). But the worse part is I still live with my parents and if I tell them about it I'm sure they'll say I'm "over reacting".
In short, how do I convince them to take me to a doctors instead of being in this shitty situation for the rest of my life.
>>17741244
Go to a doctor and get diagnosed.
then start thinking about telling them. a diagnosis is more serious than being a tumblrina 'weh weh I have depression! Isnt that cute??'
>>17741244
>self diagnosed
........just go see a doctor.........hit a free clinic if your desperate.
Start lifting fucking retard.
What's the manliest way to kill myself and impress girls?
Kill a bear with a sword then commit seppuku.
A massacre/shooting, girls fucking love the columbine shooters for some reasons.
>>17741205
it's sudoku you idiot
>Put in for a seasonal job
> get it, but anxiety kicks in and I tell a friend I dont think I can take it
>Tell her to absolutely NOT tell them that, because I would do it myself (Im not that 'tistic)
>She tells them anyway
>I go in for first day, and they tell me they gave her my shifts and that I don't get the job
The fuck do I do? I need this job to live, and she just fucked me out of it. Didn't even say sorry. And she won't say sorry, and she's telling me its my fault. Should I just end it now?
Clearly that person isn't to be trusted and used that weakness against you to her own profit. This should be enough for you to distance yourself.
>>17741154
never tell coworker shit. no matter how nice they seem. This shit is the bread and butter of entry level work.
>>17741168
The worst part is that they didnt even call me to check if she was telling the truth. I told the manager, and she said "I'll think about it" which in manager speak means "U stupid fucking cunt leave me alone". I have to see her every day, and I don't want to make things awkward. Though, I could spill that she got her job with a fake ID, but would I be being too much of a cunt? I'm not really the revenge type
Poverty-anon here. Finally pulled up my boot straps and got a decent paying job (still entry level) but first paycheck isn't until this coming Friday. My family all hates me and I live in the basement of a friend whose dad is pissed about it and is kicking me out Wednesday. I don't have any connections that could help me financially and I don't know how other people seem to get loans and/or financial help and the like whenever they want... Any anons want to take advantage of a desperate situation? I need $150 paypal before Tuesday and will pay you $180 on Friday. Paypal is the only way so that you know you can reverse the payment no matter what happens meaning you don't actually have to flat out trust me, but I'm happy to pay an extra $30 interest to not lose my job and place.
>>17741137
payday loan ya scammer
You think people are gonna fall for that?
>>17741137
Payday advance loan. Quicken, etc.
What do you do when a girl is pretty and friendly, but her taste in TV sucks ass?
>>17741079
You don't watch tv with her?
Like, is it really so hard.
>watching talmud vision in the first place
>>17741079
Married pro tip: Single women have shit taste in tv, but they get better after getting laid regularly.
How do you get into new relationships after 30?
Nothing about life after this age is really all that conducive to meeting new people.
Good question, gonna sit back and wait to see if any quality answers pop up. Haven't had any luck since I was 21. Now soon to be 25 in a month.
>>17741056
for a guy just over 30 is the golden age when women younger than you want you super bad.
For women over 30 its rough. And its hard to not see them as baby desperate.
>>17741056
i'm 30 and i'm still not having a clue. Poeple say i'm too picky because I don't want to date a woman with kids
I'm turning 19 very soon and I'm struggling with studying.
I recently started noticing that the world is not as easy as I thought it was, maybe that's part of growing up.
All of my life I've been goofing around at school and haven't really done much.
I'm starting to really regret it since I know that I now want to get a degree in Chemistry.
It bothers me cause I'm smart but too lazy to function. It doesn't feel right to be wasting my life if I'd have the potential to get some meaningful degrees.
My questions to you guys are;
How do I go about studying?
Where do I start and how do I maintain the flow of doing my exercises and assignments given by my teachers?
How can I study efficiently but also in an enjoyable way?
How do I make sure I don't forget important information about the subject?
If I'm emotionally struggling how do I make sure it won't effect my grades that much?
Are there any tricks to memorising huge amounts of information?
I'm willing to follow advice if it means I will become better at studying.
I need to become less of a clown and more of an actual student.
>smart but too lazy
if this were an official diagnosis we would have a great pandemic amongst the sub30yrs people
it is cured mostly by trial and error, getting your reasons together and getting an accountability buddy
you've got a long road to go
>How do I go about studying?
Realize time gonna keep passing you by even if shit seem tough and scary.
>Where do I start and how do I maintain the flow of doing my exercises and assignments given by my teachers?
From the beginning? In the end they won't care if you get lazy and fail you work hard for you.
>How can I study efficiently but also in an enjoyable way?
Reward yourself for hard work. Thing long term goal.
>How do I make sure I don't forget important information about the subject?
Scribe it several times a night.
>If I'm emotionally struggling how do I make sure it won't effect my grades that much?
you are you and only you can take caare of you.
>Are there any tricks to memorising huge amounts of information?
understand it in a practical way. scribe the shit out if it.
You are clearly looking for easy answers here. The truth is You need to take care of yourself but think long term. so yeah that means doing shit you don't wanna do. But slacking off means shit will fuck you up later and nobody will care because you chose it.
>>17741120
words of high quality
I'm a horrible person and I only like people if they treat me even worse than how I treat them.
Is it because my mother was a narcissistic cunt and my father non-existent? Or am I just a bad person?
I like to make people like me, even fall in love with me only to have this power over them and exploit it to an extent, making them feel bad and that they end up hating themselves.
Only when I meet someone who's an even bigger douche that treats me like shit I feel affection. Like I deserve it.
I know that I'm fucked in my head, but is it beyond any repair?
If you see a problem with yourself, fix it. Stop dwelling on it and start working on it.
>>17741047
Convert is all into sexual energy.
I was similar to you op. Then i hooked up with a nice girl and found out she was violent in bed. It fixed everything. I felt like i had power over her but in the bedroom she was more violent than i was.
>>17741060
How on earth are you supposed to fix that. It's not like you can turn off emotions.
>18
>dutch fag
>doing IT at school/college
>haven't done almost anything in school for 2 months
>laptop got rekt
>broke asf
>live with grandma
>my grandma of 80 cried because she doesn't have money to help me
why am i like this and how can i help myself?
Pleeg zelfmoord.
>>17741023
>my grandma of 80 cried because she doesn't have money to help me
Pimpin ain't easy, but someone's gotta do it.
But seriously, can you get a shitty job? I dunno how it works in the Netherlands.
Hey, /adv/
So last year, I would describe myself as a quiet, socially awkward person. I belonged to a group, but hardly ever interacted with anyone except for this one individual, who is my best friend. Recently my friend moved away for school, so I nutted up and started talking to the other members - essentially trying to build something resembling a social life.
When I first opened myself up, the other group members were really receptive and friendly, and were generally really talkative, making me feel accepted, but just over the past two weeks, everyone just sorta turned cold towards me. Some of the memberd occasionally hold a conversation with me in person, but now they're really short with me on social media and just recently started ignoring messages completely.
I have done nothing out of the ordinary, and have no idea what went wrong. What should I do?
Bump
Pls don't ignore me too, /adv/
Nobody truly cares about you. You live alone and you die alone like the rest of the sheep.
>>17740968
your probably annoying in a way that is not obvious to you.
I want to make moves on guys (girl btw) but I don't want to hit on guys who are way out of my league
The problem is I can't tell
How do you tell?
I live in a small town and don't want to be known for flirting with every guy including ones I could never get
In a whatsapp group I was in all these boys were making fun of this drunk girl who they said was hilariously ugly and was flinging herself at some guy.
>>17740939
give us a basis, what are some guys you want, what do you look like?
>>17740946
Yeah This, we can't know unless you show us both of you and the guy you're interested in.
If you are young and pretty, acquire a group of beta thin-neck spineless wimplings (current society makes for a surplus of those types of men), charm them with your pretty face and the promise of sex, never actually have sex with them though, they'll never leave you because you offer them ''emotional support'' or ''meaning in their lives'' by being around them and talking to them or whatever. Make them pay for your every whim and desire but most importantly, make them pay for your endeavors to find an actual suitable mate. Alpha lays, beta pays.