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>>17739710

It's a meme, if a girl doesn't find you attractive then you're technically friend zoned, but if she does then you will always have a chance with her, there is no window.

You guys went forward as friends initially for whatever reason so continue getting closer to her and see how things play out, I wouldn't just ask her out. Go drinking together, or smoke weed together or watch some movies, just put yourself in situations where if she did like you in any way something would happen.

>>17739714
I guess I should do that. But doesn't drinking together kinda qualify as asking her out?
You don't think coming clean about my feelings would help?

>>17739714

Unless she just started college and OP is "Plan B" in case she can't find a more reasonable guy by the end of the Dick World Tour.

>I'm scared
So is everyone else when they're like 12. Unfortunately, it's up to men to man up and go outside when their wives hear a noise, so being a pussybaby about kissing ensures that you don't spread your inferior genes.

>No hints
Either you're dense or you never had a chance anyway. Keep going on dates and maybe you'll learn something, one way or the other.

>B-But wahhh!
Keep in mind that a good portion of women have been raped. Less than a third ever report it. So the chances of a Tumblrina ruining your life because you tried kissing without permission is practically nil. Even if she does freak out, a doughy neckbeard is strong enough to easily backhand a fit woman. That should get the message across that you could've raped her if you wanted to.

Do you hit on them enough? Making tasteful compliments and passes at (familiar) girls is a good way to get them to see you as a potential boyfriend or fuck. Once they do, you start slow.
If you're at the movies, put your arm around her shoulder, rub her upper arm or her back. Once you've broken that barrier, you can go for a kiss on the mouth. Rub her leg, check her reaction, and move on if ready, but go slow so she gets the feeling that you're not gonna push it if she's uncomfortable.
Of course, some girls want to feel like safe and protected little girls while others want to feel like a well-used and defended piece of property. One must tailor one's approach.

>>17739709
jeez anon, you were going well until that last paragraph.

>>17739635
You is kill

>>17739635
Did you really think that would give you an orgasm? Don't you think if it did people would be walking around constantly doing it?


Put ice on it and limit your wrist movement for a week or so

nah you'll be fine mate probably just stretched the tendon or ligament or whatever. if you had actually done what happens if you do it properly you would know it haha

The one walking the dinosaur?

>>17739633
which one?

>>17739631
>pic related, the hot one
that's fucking difficult m8 how am I supposed to find a hot woman in that pic

You were born in the first peroid of human history where you don't have to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4yMz0TAdK4 ?

>>17739636
This, OP.

Back in the day, you had to work hard and make the effort. These days, the world tells you that it's okay to be lazy cunt.

It's a double edged sword though - you may be snagged into it today, but YOU have to fight the vices of modern temptation.

Bump of peace

>>17739621
>Do I have a chance?
Sort of if you want to bang her, no chance of having a functional relationship, no matter how much growing up you think you do, if it doesn't work the first time, it won't work any other time.
She is keeping you on the back burner, you are a rebound at best and a token at worst

>what should I do?
Don't hang out with your ex and cut contact, like you should have done to start with.

She is probably using you as a token with her bf, this means that she will stop spending time with you if he gives up something, it's like a compromise except the other party is manipulating you, only you are the fake compromise.

I dated a girl who had an orbiter "friend" I was uneasy about, he had asked her out a few times and she rejected him, we dated and for some reason he was always at places but couldn't get to her, later when I pointed this out she said she would endeavour to avoid him if I stopped seeing my friends so often, I mulled it over, we went to bed and I checked her phone because something seemed off.
All her conversations with him were VERY one sided, he was pouring his heart out, she gave one word responses, she wasn't talking to him in a way that insinuated they were even friends, she never asked him anything, the conversations would be him asking a question, then her responding with a short answer, then him asking more.

I then realised that she was playing me and she didn't care about him, but getting rid of him was a really big deal.

You're the token OP, she isn't worth your time, she wants you to have oneitis because she needs you on the back burner.

>>17739654
I mean, I could see that being a thing, but from what you described, me and the guy you mentioned don't seem to have very much in common situation wise. Our interactions are nothing like that lmao

It's hard to cut contact cause the reason we broke up was that I got drunk and fucked her friend. I still feel guilty about that desu,so shutting her out of my life seems excessive

Yup

>>17739618
Yup. The fact that he even admitted that is kind of a slap to the face for you.

>>17739625
He said he wanted to be honest. Best to just break up I guess.

>>17739593
You do realize with billions of women on the planet you don't have to fuck family members

>>17739612
I didn't fucking know.

So at the very least you're double second cousins. You mentioned your grandmothers being twins, as well as your grandfathers; were they fraternal or identical?

http://www.thepunctuationguide.com/hyphen.html

It's not used very widely IMO.

>>17739520
The short answer is between syllables. Look in dictionary for where the syllable break is. Some word processing programs can be set to automatically hyphenate for you, though they are far from 100% accurate.

>>17739526
I didn't mean hyphen with (-), I meant where to put the and where not

>>17739491
Definitely balding.

>>17739491
Your days of being able to get laid are coming to an end op.

>>17739491
lol don't freak out OP lots of guys have a natural V to their hairline

best way to check for hairloss is after a shower. if you're thinning at the crown you are balding

>>17739487
How the fuck can you pretend to come during a blowjob what teh fuck did she have her eyes closed and you spat in her mouth?
How the fuck?

>>17739492
I just said that I did on a whim because I was getting exhausted after 20+ minutes. She's apparently never been with another guy and believed it.

>>17739499
Um get out ASAP you're dealing with a girl who doesn't even know basic biology.

Yeah when I got chicken pox I got one of them on the tip of my head. Itll leave a bit of a scar but no more than the rest of the blisters will. Use lanacane or something if you want a bit of pain relief prettty sure thats what I used

Bullshit thats aids

>>17739506
Pretty sure this is just chickenpox like the other guy said, there is much smaller chance of it being aids than this like chickenpox that I have now.

>>17739376
Go no contact. She's not your friend. It's time you get over her.

I have some items I left at her house and vice versa. I need to at least get my items back.

>>17739394
When people break up they feel bad. Offering to stay friends makes them feel better about themselves.
Keep this in mind when you set a date to get your stuff. She most likely has no interest in actually staying friends.

Exercise and get a good body. If you think your face is ugly, it won't hurt to get a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Be smart and wealthy.

>>17739383

This, and don't let conformist societal fags tell you that 'Plastic surgery is vain' and 'No girl wants an insecure guy'. If a genuine improvement in your physical appearance leads you to gain a new level of confidence and happiness then there is absolutely nothing wrong with this.

Experiment with your 'look' hair, voice, makeup, accent.

>>17739383
Is that all it takes? Because I admit I'm a very superficial person and all I really want is just a really hot girlfriend. But I mean, I wouldn't say my face is bad -- a lot of girls say that it's very masculine, strong jaw, serious, etc. My teeth are what makes me question whether a hot girl will notice me.

I'd say that my usual wear, because of work, is a business haircut, typical side comb with jel but not wet looking and not balding, and business casual. I'm not fat, but I'm not fit. I'm not skinny either. I'm barely 6'. My nose and teeth are what really get me, and I get my insecurity makes me bad with the womyns

>>17739341
Turn to God, you sinner.

Maybe you should press her a little bit, without seeming too needy, to get some sort of answer just to settle it. In the mean time maybe ask out other girls because this one seems really on the fence, don't wanna put all your eggs in one basket, you know?

Just tell her that you had to get it off your shoulders as it had been bugging you for a very long, that the answer doesn't really matter and that you hope that you can still be friends.