Convince me to get off 4chinz and write my fucking essay

you will only change when you need to.

we can't help you.

Congratulations, you've become addicted to the shittiest website on the internet.

Forget writing your essay, just go straight to hanging yourself.

>>17742244
This.
We can't help.

If it's due tomorrow, you're already fucked.
You've been fucked for days
We cannot help nor save you.

What I did was go to the library each day after class. Just an hour a day, every day, it was more than enough to do all my work a week

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>>17742244
>>17742251
This. Self-motivate yourself. You know you need it or else you wouldn't have posted.

However, since it's only for one night:
There is a solution, but the moderators may ban people for encouraging it.

Helped me out last year.

Please don't OP! When you get out into the workforce, you'll need those essay-writing skills for your essay-writing job at the essay factory.

>>17742259
You don't necessarily need the "solution".
I've done it in a night.
Couple thousand words.
I can write 1000 words an hour and that's totally sober.
In 6 hours, you can write a full paper.
It'll be a bit messy, but you'll get a B

>>17742266
>>17742259
What is this "solution" you speak of?

>>17742270
Scorched earth tactics. You burn everything to the ground and then salt the earth.
If only there were some way to leave yourself no way to come back here...

good job nigger.