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Sure you don't just have memory problems? Seems more like you're just trying to blame it on weed.

Don't believe everything you read online.

my short term memory is pretty awful but i just cope with repetition very quickly.

>>17746263
This.


You are just dumb or suffering from some mental disorder or brain problem.

I smoked medical marijuana for almost 10 years and quit last year to get a higher paying job and it absolutely did not affect me at all. I'm a little more grumpy sometimes but that's it

No withdrawal, no forgetting phone numbers. Nothing.

Stop blaming marijuana for your lack of intelligence or your mental illness

>>17746245
Depends on what they say

i know you are but what am i

>>17746245
just ignore it, except if you're a nigger or a muslim.

fuck you

This isn't your personal blog idiot.
Do you have a question or need advice on something?

Also she's a squirter xD

I'm a white guy

>I'm unattractive
>I'm not ripped and I can't dance
>I have a very black person personality
>Some girls don't like me because I look white
>Some girls don't like me because I "act black"
>What am I supposed to do?

I'll tell you what I do, my man.
I kick back on that couch, roll me up another blunt, and I just kick it bruh.

Bitches aint shit, they'll slow down your bread roll, they'll halt your life, they'll give you some pussy they giving to someone else at the same damn time, and then you're right back where you started being ugly, alone, and confused.

I just do me, man.

>>17746212
"Act white"
Same, but I don't hate the fact. Many find me interesting and friendly, although harder to approach, but that's just me being a shut in

>>17746212
work out bruh, being ripped as a guy adds at least 3 points in the attractiveness scale, so unless you're the twin brother of Sloth in the goonies, you're good. If some girls doesn't like you for being black and act white, then surely there are some that like you for being black and act white.

Or alternatively, lower your standards.

>>17746180

Darn how old are you?

>>17746199
24
this has been a problem ever since i got over my depresion at 21

>>17746213

>got over my depresion

>Hate life
>unemployed neet doing nothing

Really makes you think.

>>17746176
Can you move away from those cunts? Make that a priority, save up, work on yourself in the meantime.

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>>17746176
>>17746176
FUCK I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART AND THE WHOLE REASON I MADE THE THREAD

>IVE BEEN FUCKING LEAKING PISS EVER SINCE PEOPLE SAY I SMELL LIKE PISS

FUUUUUUCKKIIINNG KILL MEEE AAAAUUUUGHHHH

I seriously CONSTANTLY leak piss, its like a leaky faucet with a drop dripping off every couple seconds, i fucking reek, everybody hisses and whispers about me, fucking fuck fucck fuckqwdqhr0hij

by the time I get to work (2 hour commute on bus + walking 3 miles because coworkers dont want me in their car) I already smell really bad even though I just put on new underwear

I don't even have a washing machine at my apartment and it takes me 4 hours to make a trip to the laundromat and it ends up costing $20 every time and i dont have the kind of money to spend $100 a month on laundry

I want to fucking die so bad

JUST
DO
IT

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No

Please provide a sample of said "hot mom"

But, probably.

>>17746156
I'm a girl but I would not date anyone 15 years older, statistically very unlikely to work out and they get gross and wrinkly and senile way before you. Often these people are emotionally or mentally immature and can't cope with an equal their age and are stunted/vain. Too many red flags.

This makes me feel better about myself.

I'm stupid and don't know how to adult, but I'm not THIS GUY'S level of stupid

https://youtu.be/91Y53nmwpAU

Everyone needs to go out on a bang.

Stop overanalyzing and trying to see things that aren't there. If you like her, ask her out.

>>17746114
The situation is quite delicate, because basically I managed to get myself accepted into a group of friends that existed long before I joined, and I managed to do that partially because I gave the guy she rejected dank advice and I sort of managed to cheer him up. If I ask her out and she says yes, it's still gonna be all flavors of fucked up between me and the lads in that group, but should she say no, it's gonna be awkward between me and her, and I'm fairly sure the guys are gonna turn their backs on me as well, so it'd probably do some good to do a little evaluation before I jump into this

>>17746112
Anon, she's clearly interested in you. However, don't get to full of yourself. You need to make this relationship develops naturally; that means no asking her out unwarranted. However, you don't want to make her think that YOU are not interested in her. To do that, you need to keep in contact with her and often imply it to her that you'd like to date her, that means doing things that couples often do.

In a situation with a group being involved, this method is proven to work. The estimated time for this kind of relationship to develop is between 2-3 months. Be sure to increase skin contact with her as she's quite keen on contacting your skin. Do compliment her often tho.

>>17746094
Yeah, I know I sound very autistic but she was my first gf and I dont know how to turn the page on

I was with my girl for 4ish months. She was my first love/real gf/first fuck. She was extremely clingy and needy, so I was shocked as a mother fucker when she decided to end it. Anyway, it took me about a week to finally get over it. Acceptance will heal your pain and was the only thing that made me feel better.
Share the story you're leaving out 99% of it.

>>17746133
That seems like a good idea.
Well I will resume it
One day she decided that she wants a open relationship and I accept it, because I loved her so much, but I dont like that type of relationships. She stars to date a guy and I started to felt bad for it. I felt jealous. And I started to ask her help like every day, because I was feeling bad every day.
I felt worsw when my parents arrest me without going out home (yes it sounds childish as fuck. By the way Im 18)
So one day she started to thought that I was being exagerated and I was using her to feel better. And thats all, she block me in every social media she have and thats all

>>17746077

Dangerous only if it does not get removed.

>>17746106
that's what I've been reading, thanks. I'm just so worried

All surgery carries some risk but the risk involved in an appendix removal is extremely low. The main thing about that operation is they have to make a pretty large cut in your abdomen to get in there, and that will take a few weeks to heal up. Just try to help your bro out as much as you can because he'll be laid out for a while and may be in a fair bit of pain.

and as this guy said>>17746106

>>17746073

Wait did 50 Cent really post an anime image online?

>>17746073
Depends on your age. How old are you?
You might feel worst after watching a porn,cuz you realize that it is better to enjoy sex than watching some other dude fucking

>>17746082
50 cent is a huge weeb like all nigga rappers

You literally got a bowl cut.
Go back to the barbers and get a fade on it and try to revive the haircut

>>17746128
fades are pleb-y though. Is there nothing else I can do?

Go back and get a number 1, it'll grow back!

>>17746047
They are generally one of the most wanted types.

The awkward ginger girls with pasty skin, no visible eyebrows/eyelashes and no cute face with a crown of orange frizz? Not that popular.

Girls who would be cute with any other haircolor who happen to be redheads? Crazy popular.

>>17746110
This.

They're also super kinky. Like unbelievably kinky. You can't out-kink a redhead

>>17746037

Therapy is for normies and failed normies.
If you are a bot you are just wasting money.
They are not going to help you.
But if you continue to pay, they will help themselves to it.

>I tried going once to therapy but it did nothing.

Did you want it to do anything? Or did you want to just be magically cured of all your problems, without making any changes or working on yourself at all?

>>17746037
Self-therapy, no one knows you best than yourself. Look at your life from a third person point of view and think about what you can currently change, and how you can change it. Maybe read some psychology books to help you out.