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You could just go to a doctor and they'll give you a script for it. I keep seeing ads for even getting single doses of the shit.

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Don't piss on them, OP. You still have to look your gf in the eye after.

If you don't need chemical assistance to get an erection normally, you won't need it then. It's a crutch, which you won't need.

Be ready to do a lot of watching. Generally, FFM threesomes are more about the women. That's why you won't need Cialis. Watch them do their thing a few minutes and beat your meat and relax- you'll be more than ready to go when called upon. No one drives the car like the owner, after all.

If you want an edge, exercise more, eat clean (lots of fruit), no weed and minimal booze between now and then.

You'll be a sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like Jesse Ventura.

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>>17745990

Go to a fucking doctor.

> I read schizo meds are ridiculously expensive

Then get one medicaid or some shit. if you're this crazy I'm sure you don't have a job or anything, should be easy.

I do have a job, and have been employed at my current workplace for a year this february.

>>17745969
Dude, go visit a doctor, like seriously. It does sound like schizophrenia but you need a prescription for meds like that.

Congratulations, you're now aware that you're a complete asshole who doesn't care if he fucks people over.

An upside is that this will make some things easier in life.

>>17745945
>but feel nothing
That's not true because you made this thread.

>>17745945
bro comes before hoe
you're not a man

>>17745870
To the average person, id tell them to watch porn tutorials of eating pussy (plenty of pornstars give pretty good tutorials) but you seem too innocent, so ill just link you to this great guide

http://mytinysecrets.com/how-to-eat-pussy-a-magical-guide-for-evolved-people/

>>17745887
I probably should've included this as well, she really hates oral, I'll still study the link because it could just be that I'm bad at it, in either case, thanks!

There are toys you can buy if she hates oral and are open to then. Body wands are great.

>>17745856
That sounds dumb. Explain your reasoning.

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>>17745860
I'm diagnosed with a personality disorder

One more thing: I only fap now to get rid of my hormones as quickly as possible because they've become a nuisance to me. At least 2 times a day to get rid of that "gotta pee-feeling// shitty mind control/craving'' that I keep getting out of hormones. Then again I also have hair follicles trying to grow out of my cockhead, so that might be a factor too.

When I was younger I didn't need hormones to get turned on, I did it on my own, by my own thoughts and love.( I've also fallen in a deep depression which didn't let me anything in this world a complete and meaningful way. Half of my emotions are dead or messed up.)

start drinking coffee daily.

>Stop porn and unfollow every socialmedia which shows naked girls
>Stop fapping, or do it few times a week.
>Walk everyday outside alone for 20mins
That should do it, helped me atleast.

I'm 28 and I want to die too. I got recognized for my positive attitude and good moral at work recently, but it's all just an act to cope with the fact that I haven't even achieved the simplest things in life that most people don't even struggle to obtain. Every single day I wonder if I should just end it.

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I don't know... how many actual lazy pieces of shits are out there who do have the intelligence, the imagination, the talent, but don't do anything with it. But I along a huge majority of the world don't have anything of that.
I don't even have the drive to do it and lie to myself that I can - to fake it till I make it. If I had the energy to do things then I'd be nothing but another self-lying jock/asshole/degenerate hypocrite who pretends everything is fine in his life by lowering his standards and treating everyone else the same with his shitty mentality. Nothing but a frustrated loser.

I know a lot of people who keep lying to themselves that a stupid person/a degenerate can turn into a quality-driven person. I tell them every goddamn time to stop trying to change the pig, he's nothing more but a pig, you can't ask anything of him because he's not capable of it. The idiots never listen to me. It's like they almost enjoy bothering the poor redneck with their philosophy and also pissing off themselves by how stupid the redneck is. Leave them the fuck alone.

I am so sick and tired of these cliche underdog stories where the farmer who couldn't even count to 10 became Albert Einstein. It makes me sick to see everyone buying into this crap and then asking themselves why this fairytale doesn't work for 99% of the world.
You can go from rags to riches, but you'll just be a pig in a suit, who ocassionally pulls out his wikipedia book to act smart. We're suppose to be intelligent since birth, not knowledgeable.

>>17745738
One more phrase to remember my point. Nothing in this world can make you anymore intelligent and different than you already are - we didn't biologically evolve that much in order to raise our potential to godhood, I'm sorry.

>>17745722
So you are a babysitter turned social worker/psychologist and able to diagnose? Why not just cut through all the crap and get a lynch mob after him

Tell the kid to sneak the pills. He's gonna be so thankful for that prescription in high school/university.

>>17745778
better yet tell him to bring them to you, pay him in candy from the sell profits

Going to vote Johnson myself. The main parties are embarrassingly bad and corrupt.

Stein wants to make pesticides and GMOs completely illegal. She also kind of panders to anti-vaccers using evasive rhetoric. Most importantly, lacks essential understanding in vital areas of knowledge, such as economics.

Johnson is pretty bad too. He's essentially a modern Luddite who wants to get rid of every kind of government subsidy we have. Which would be so incredibly stupid.

No one should kid themselves, every candidate in this election sucks.

>>17745698
>She likely won't win
Complete understatement. There is a bigger chance that somebody assassinates Hillary AND the orange clown than Stein winning.

>since I think the environment is more important than anything else right now.
Then Hillary it is. I considered Stein too as a moral vote because who the fuck wants to be responsible for the next war Hillary starts but given the potential of the pussy grabber winning, it's not that smart, even given how singular votes aren't worth shit.

It's going to be Hillary or Trump; as shit as Hillary is, she isn't against social progress and realizes the danger of climate change. Orange clown thinks/says it's Chinese propaganda and shits on everybody who isn't a white male.

>>17745708
>voting for a guy who doesn't know what Aleppo is
He's probably even more ignorant than Trump and that is impressive.

>>17745740
>Stein wants to make pesticides and GMOs completely illegal. She also kind of panders to anti-vaccers using evasive rhetoric.
There were the reasons that made the switch even easier for me. Specially the anti-vaccers shit is weird, she's a fucking doctor.

>lacks essential understanding in vital areas of knowledge, such as economics
How comes? She sounded a lot like Sanders with more focus on green shit, which is billion times more important than MINERS LOSIN' THEIR JAAABS.

...just how long have you two been together? I would assume not long enough to get married if she hasn't found out about your pot habit.

Tell her, you moron, and if she hates it, then you have a decision to make.

>>17745597
well yeah it's been kind of a long distance relationship until now, that's why it never really came up

>>17745622
>kind of a long distance relationship until now
>about to get married
>haven't even discussed controversial topics
I hope you know what you're doing

>>17745578
Why should it come up? Has she asked? Just say "I haven't been with many women."

>>17745578
She won't really care, and besides, she can probably already tell.

>>17745578
>How do you tell someone you're dating you haven't been with many women before without giving them the impression that you're a loser?

you are a loser because of this line of thinking and not because of how many women you slept with. Also she knew. She's probably waiting for someone better to be available.

>>17745505
You're just a dark edgelord with ADHD.

People almost never like me. People in authority hate me even more. The usual complaint is that I don't respect them. They accuse me of being arrogant. I do everything asked of me and even try to do far more than that.
- All my relatives hate me. Growing up they used to refer to me as the "psycho" and would tell their kids not to play with me. I was often caught climbing trees, sneaking into facilities, climbing really dangerous, tall structures and getting to the top of them. I was obsessed with getting to the top of high rises.

_ i used to have empathy and miss my two friends. But now I wonder how people keep engaged in long convos.
- The only time I feel truly happy, truly engaged, truly interested, is when I am talking to a really beautiful or interesting woman. Either that or a truly intelligent man, which is very rare (usually men above the age of 40 are very interesting to me).

The others:

Starting with my family. My father has zero empathy and is a total piece of shit. Everything I do he has to criticize it. I once put a dollar bill in my wallet, he took it out and put it back in the same exact way, in front of other people. I once woke up to him trying to grab my dick, I then realized why he would ask me to go lay down with him so much and pretend to be in pain before bed time so I could go lay with him.

My father spent 18 years faking having really bad arthiritis, he would cry in pain and them both my mother and father would cuss me and my sister, blame us and call us shitheads.

Once I got older I started to to call out my father and all of a sudden all his pain went away.

Mother is weird too. Extremely religious, likes to bully and blame. Enjoys criticizing me and putting my down. But she has her good times and I wish I could love her more. I think my father turned her the way she is.

Pack your things. Let him see it.

You've tried. Realistically you don't NEED to give them another chance but you probably will.

Be blunt.

Hey asshat, shit needs to change and it needs to change now. If you value this relationship then fix it or I'm out.

>>17745488
Can you be more specific. What needs changing?

If you don't have money set aside for emergencies like this, you're an irresponsible pet owner and really shouldn't own a cat

>>17745490
I already payed 500 dollars but I still need 200 more.
My next paycheck is completely spent to pay other bills and I don't even have it yet.

>>17745479
sell your own organs
or become Heisenberg and cook meth

>i highly doubt i have anxiety
>i've always been anxious

you have anxiety my friend.

and i think opening up and letting someone else take on the burden at least a little bit, by being aware of how you feel, would be a good release.

but what do i know.

>>17745493
I dont know if i have anxiety. It feels like such a incredibly serious thing and i dont really feel like its that serious. I've allways been anxious and i cant really think through my problems on my own, but i dont think that it is that severe.

>>17745506
If you want clinical proof, go see a professional and get an analysis. They can tell you if your anxious feelings are within the boundaries of a healthy psyche or if you're actually having a disorder of sorts.