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My friend told me to mark a dot on my hand every time I thought about my crush to see how often I think about her. It went all the way up to above my wrist.

Every time I say something that I slightly regret (like 1/100 regrets), or she doesn't respond to my text, I freak out and think in every way how she no longer likes me. She's also my best friend; we really don't know anyone else outside of our 2-person friend group, aside from a couple third wheels. I already confessed to her, and she claims to not be interested in me, or anyone else because she's "asexual." But then why does she keep inviting me to her house? And only me at that?

Aside from that, how the fuck to I get myself to stop thinking about her? Every little action I make around her is so complicated in my head. Somehow, she never noticed how internally awkward I am, and how much planning I put before saying hi to her everyday, even though I already straight up told her that I do all of this. I'd figure she would find this obnoxious by now, but she says that "I was never obnoxious or awkward in the first place." I'm her "only friend that she doesn't feel awkward around."

Help me /adv/. I'm sick and tired of having these thoughts. I know this word is overused, but I mean it by its full definition when I say, she's "LITERALLY" all I think about at this point.
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>>17742173
she keeps inviting you because she likes you a lot as a person and as a friend.
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>>17742173
also no, you don't mean it by its full definition. when you attached a photo to your post, you were thinking about that photo. when you wanted to ask for advice, you thought of 4chan.org/adv

you do not know what words mean. just like your inability to understand that she says she's asexual, and those words have meanings that i think you should learn to understand
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Classic friend zone. Gotta find some other girl bro. Maybe try hanging out with her less. See your other friend instead or try making new ones, but if she said no then it's hopeless and your just torturing yourself.

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>be me
>be about 5 y/o
>fall in love with a 4 y/o girl.
>First kiss, first french kiss, first time to touch a girl in her private parts.
>a few years pass
>First time experiencing "gay" thoughts. Licks another boys penis on the shaft it wasnt a thrilling experience.
>fast forward a few years
>Have started watching porn, Allowed to touch my sisters private parts. This stops after a few times.
>Porn is becoming a bigger part of my life, and it gets more extreme.
>The Hermaphrodite becomes a central part of my fantasies.
>Porn watching escalates. Chronic masturbation ensues.
>The addicion is starting to grow as I still have never had a real relationship.
>Develop a "Yellow fever", my fetishes now start to root themselves down.
>Too beta to talk to First crush
>Develop a submissive persona.
>Getting more aroused of BDSM and pain inflicted porn.
>Have first encounter with a dominant girl. She uses and abuses my submissivenes. It gets me more turned on. She cant handle it, breaks it off.
>Have second encounter, this time with a control freak. Relationship didnt go very far.
>Starting to explore my options, getting into a bi-curious phase.
>Porn is currently dominated by one side Hetro porn, the other side Hermaphrodite/Shemale porn.
>Have first male encounter, had my fun and games, but it was really just fun and games.
>Porn and sexual fetishes spirals downwards. Getting into more darker parts of the industry.
>Have a sexual crisis
>Decide to not label my sexual orientation i dont understand what im attracted to.
>Have third female encounter. This time its different, she actually makes me feel something inside, possbly hope?
>Fourth female encounter. This girl has anything a guy could ask for in a wifey. For the second time (first was the crush) developing romantic feelings towards another human.
>Porn addiction turned down a couple of notches, fetishes consists of mostly S&M porn With Straight/Bi themes.

Im now 23 y/o and I need help to figure out my shit.
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>>17742156
If you are willingly turning down you fetishes for a girl it's bad. But if it just happens because you really feel something towards her then you are in love. It's not a bad thing. I see it as

>the more fetishes you have the less chances you have to get a gf that you will really like

So you'll probably be happier with you fetishes turned down but with a good gf than with no gf and strange fetishes.
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>>17742683
Basically fetish freak is that what your saying?
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Am I missing something? What are you asking advice on exactly?

Can't you just continue life, and figure your shit out in its natural pace? I'm 32, and I'm still figuring stuff out. Did you end things with your fourth female encounter?

Ok guys, I'm going to keep it short.

I'm a 28 yr old dating a 19 yr old, I love her so much and she loves me just as much. Thing is, she's kind of insane and sometimes she makes it hard for me to deal with her craziness, so we start fighting and what not.

Well, the fights kinda exhausted us and she decided to break up. I'm pretty sure we can get over this shit after this big bad fight. So, how can I get her back?
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a few bumps
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It's over, dude. Easier for her to accept because she's young and harder for you because you're old. For her, it's over though. Also, do you really want a girl who would leave you over a petty fight? She'll do it again with 100% certainty.
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>>17742137

I don't know dude, we both put so much effort into it. I know the fact she's young as hell will impact the way that she doesn't value what we had.

Just another thing, she keeps constant vigil on my snapchat story and we ran into a party the other day, I didn't speak with her but she kept looking at me. I got drunk as fuck, still didn't talk with her but I kinda got sentimental with one of her friends. Also, she unblocked me on whatsapp after that. What does this mean?

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Please help guys. I got my friend to DM my crush and say that I like her but she doesn't know that I told him to. What do i do from here?
Btw, this happened a week ago and I still haven't talked to her. She's in 2 of my classes and I see her in the hallway. She looks at me but doesn't say anything.

>inb4 beta faggot
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Did you actually think this was going to do anything? How stupid are you?
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>>17742124
I know that it wouldn't do shit, but what do i do from here? Just resume my everyday life?
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>>17742126
If you're too weak to make a move, you have no other option, you moron.

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Have been suicidal for 10 years am in my very early 20s. Dont know when but think I will die by suicide.
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You need treatment bro and maybe some hookers. Enjoy the pleasures of living and make objectives, you will like it sooner or later
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>>17742087
Also you can always ask for help to parents/uncle/grandma/friends you are not alone in this world
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>>17742087
You can answer you know...

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What does it mean if I CONSTANTLY keep craving salt? Today I found myself sprinkling salt on TOAST because it wasn't salty enough. No amount of salt is enough.

What do I do?
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>>17742072
Your body is craving the electrolytes that are in salt and telling you to eat more salt. You have probably been eating too little salt lately. Eat more salt but the good shit like icelandic sea salt. Table salt is shit.
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it can be like >>17742075 said
but salt is also addictive, so it could also be that.
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>>17742075
I fucking drown in salt. I don't think I've ever eaten so much salt in my life and my family eats the same food as me and laughs at me for adding salt to foods they say is too salty.

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I'm thinking of buying some little kids clothes at a goodwill. I feel a little scared that the employees will question why a 18 yr old guy is buying little kid's clothes, do I have to legally explain why? I live in Colorado by the way.
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>>17742064
Jesus christ they arent going to think anything of this. Chances are they will think you have a kid, a little brother, a little nephew or some shit. Way to completely overthink something arbitrary.
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>>17742073
Well I'm just buying little girl's clothing. I'm just afraid cause of the type of clothing I would buy they might be suspicious of me
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>>17742064
>do I have to legally explain why?

Not gonna lie it genuinely concerns me only because you're asking. But then i remembered /adv/ is mostly socially struggling individuals. Completely normal OP unless you are doing it for creepy reasons. Psh even if they were creepy reasons, you do realize that 18 year olds have kids right? It is normal ffs.

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So basically, my friend who I'm incredibly close to got asked for nudes by one of her "best friends". This friend so happens to have a girlfriend who he just love love loves...right. Needless to say she's broken and doesn't know what to do. So if I were to just I don't know let some of his info slip out could someone maybe send him the nudes he's looking for as a straight male of course.
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>>17742057
What?
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>>17742057
I'm confused, your wording is very confusing all I'm getting is

>youre a female
>you have not posted tits
>your friend is female
>her best friend is male
>male best friend has gf
>male best friend wants YOUR female friend's nudes
>you want 4chan to.... idk?
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Correct.

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Hey /adv/ i met a girl who is into me and add her to whatsapp. I dont really have many social skills and dont know how to make a lasting convo. I dont want to bore her pls help
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She is really extrovert but i am not
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extroverts love to talk about themselves so try asking her questions about anything and then try and relate or something. It's a start anyways lol
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If you can't hold a conversation with her, how do you expect to have a relationship with her?

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Shit fuck fuck I need help. I'm going out for drinks and clubbing with 3 black mates (I'm white). I need good tutorials on youtube or anywhere else on the internet to learn dance moves. fuck shit
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Honestly bro just try and follow their lead and accept the fact that they may make you look bad. Some advice I can give is that its in the hips not the knees.
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Just have confidence. If you look like you don't give a fuck, people won't either. Even if you dance like shit, people will think you're just doing it for laughs
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>>17741937
>>17741940
fuck both of you anons, give me a proper advice so I can practice not this bullshit feel-good story telling

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I came here for advice on this chick a couple months ago, and it resulted in a hookup. So i'm back for more advice.

>Have sex
>I act like an idiot
>she stops texting me like she used to
>couple random texts but nothing real for the last month
>text her this last night
>need a response that ends in us getting together

Opinions on my response?
suggestions?
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>>17741805
You do realize you can make a call with your phone. Just don't call at 1:30 am
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>>17741805
Don't be so dramatic. You sound like a chick.

>It's been a while since we hung out. Let me take you to dinner so we can catch up.

If she declines or blows you off, let it go. She's not down. You trying to explain why you had autism or did/didn't do whatever the fuck you're talking about, isn't going to make her change her mind. She either is still interested or she isn't. So save yourself the looking like a whimpering pup and just ask for a date.
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>>17741805
>plz respond, I love you jess

She laughed at you and thinks you're a desperate faggot, and possibly obsessed with her for sending her strange txt at 1:30am

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On my colleges student website for classes they have to put the lecture slides up. For the class with the lazy professor I emailed him about the final 2 weeks of lectures and he didn't reply. I emailed him again and he finally replied today and put them up. However the exam is tomorrow which is hardly enough time to learn and revise the content.

I don't attend lectures so I couldn't have known what the topic was (they aren't mandatory and I don't find them necessary.I have a near 4.0 GPA so I'm not some lazy student). I feel like I wont do as well on the exam since he only just put up 2 weeks worth of content a day before the exam. Should I complain to the dean/university about it? I feel its really unfair
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>>17741772
>Should I complain to the dean/university about it?

Absolutely not, you should reason with your teacher about it first. Then if he is unreasonable maybe talk to the dean.

>I don't attend lectures
Unless you have a seriously legitimate reason for this you're likely to be laughed off by both your dean and teacher. Go to class, you pay for it dont you?
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>Dean, I feel that even though I didn't attend the lectures it's unfair that the professor didn't put them online in a timely fashion


You'll probably sound like a faggot and it may or may not work out for you. But if you're not White or Asian then I would go for it because they don't want a racial incident on campus

You are a stupid faggot regardless
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Order of responsibility is for you to show up at class.
Then him for post slides.

You're 100% in the shit
Deal with it

Am i fucked /adv/ ? I havent cried in years even though i know i should and that it would be good for me. Whats wrong with me?
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>>17741769
Depression
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>>17741807
But i thought depressed people cry alot and shit. Im definitely depressed and i feel like trash constantly, i just cant let the feeling take over.... idk.
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>>17741831
im the same ever since I got this fucking tattoo. I probably should cry

I just want to know how the heck do I chose from two wonderful guys. I've known them for a long time and they're both great and both have asked me out. I don't want to cheat. I just want to make the right decision, or just any decision at all.I've been making a list of pros and cons but it doesn't help. I want to know which type of guideline I should be using to chose.
Is this normal? Should I just reject them both? Am I just not ready at all?
I feel like utter shit for being like this, I just like them both so much.
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>>17741751
Do they know each other? If so then fuck that noise. If not then pick one and forget about the other.
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>>17741751
you are not ready for either of them or your choice would be easy. I suggest finding a new guy to date
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>>17741762

This.

Also, if you cannot make up your mind, go off of feeling. But you don't have ot make the decision. Just tell them both you need time to think about it.

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Okay, so my ex was at a college party and i was sitting home alone. She met a guy who wanted a threesome with another guy, she asked if I would be interested even though I'm not bi at all.
I went over some ground rules like "i dont do anal, im not sucking anything". He did suck my though, her and him kinda traded off with that.
Me and the other guy took turns because she wasnt prepared for DP.
All in all i found out I'm tolerant of another guy in the mix but I'm not sure if I would do it again.

Also, my ex has a boyfriend of 4 years and the other guy had a girlfriend while I'm currently single.

I'm looking for advice on if I'm gay or just general feedback on the whole situation.
Thanks!
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>>17741736
I have been in a dozen MMF threesomes and have never fucked or suck or been fucked or sucked by the guy. Always the girl servicing us or us fucking one of her holes. You are bi.
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You're definitely gayer than a lot of guys

I wouldn't want to share a girl with another guy even if we didn't touch each other but to share a girl and let the guy suck your dick is pretty gay.

At least you aren't a bottom though

Also, where did you cum? If it was on the other guy then you're even gayer
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>>17741736
Alright so lets get this straight

>ex propositions you for a threesome with some guy from a party
>you agree
>you share the girl
>they both suck your dick

Did you enjoy what he did? Did you do anything back?

Also what the hell kind of relationship do you have with your slutty ex, Jesus.

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