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Advice on how to be more like donald trump

no not trolling please

i think there's something to his ego or personality that's interesting

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So I'm in the following situation. I met this 2 girls for the first time in basically the same day. The first online, and the second one in an event.

- 1st girl: A girl contacted me through a BDSM website. Wants to experiment things, will be just fuckbuddies. Went out twice for drinks, and I'll go to her house to fuck for the first time in 2 days. No possibility for feelings, already talked about it and she isn't gf material, but we're friendly with eachother and share more than just sex (can talk about other interests etc)

- 2nd girl: An asian girl I met an event, because I study her native language. She will be in my country for 2 more years and then go back to hers (it was my plan to go live/work to hers in ~2 years too, just a coincidence). Got her number and we went out in a date yesterday. It was ok, she's extremely shy, told me she had never met with a man alone before in her life, so she's probably kissless and everything. Not sure if I might develop feelings for her. Mild flirting and she already told me where she wanted to go together next time, so she seems excited to make plans with me. Still not sure if just as friends or if she also has some romantic interest in me.

I feel pretty bad about this situation. I still don't really have much feelings for the 2nd girl, but if I got some, I'd feel as if I was cheating on her with the first girl, although we currently aren't anything official so exclusivity isn't mandatory. I really wanna have sex because I haven't had some in a long time and I thought this could be a pretty nice experience, getting a FWB to try out kinks and just overall fun.

So what do I do? I thought of just continuing with the FWB thing until it got more serious with the 2nd girl, and then just don't tell her, as it's not really needed and I think it'd hurt her feelings

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Need some quick advice /adv
Getting circumsized this week, and both me and my gf cant wait. I've never been able to pull back my foreskin before and the little i can see of my head is really sensitive. Cant even touch it without it hurting really bad.

Any advice on how to make it used to being out, to the point of actually having sex. Please help i'm really eager to get started and my gf is too. I dont want to dissapoint her, but im kind of scared of it hurting too much. How can i get used to it?

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I have a 10-page essay due by Friday over cities and environmental justice and “cities and environmental racism (I didn't get to choose the topic). This will be the last paper I will ever have to type since I graduate this winter. I have no fucking motivation to do this and haven't even started an outline or anything for it and don't even know what to start looking up.

I'm really considering just using one of those online paper writing websites to write my paper. The only problem is that this essay requires me to use sources from my college website or google scholar. Can I trust any online writing websites to write me a paper in time? I think I'm just more worried about if they will plagiarize my paper than getting it done. Any advice on an outline for my paper or what to start researching would help too.

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Little advice. don't get tattoos. they are pretty hard to remove and even then they might not be able to be completely removed.

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So I got into a bit of a car accident (I rear ended a car on the freeway while breaking to avoid a separate accident) and its affecting me. The other party wasn't injured, and their car came out of it intact. My car's bumper got pushed back and now the hood stays like an inch up instead of closing but besides that its perfectly fine. Because of all this I figure I ought to be fine.

Driving has always been something carefree and almost relaxing to me, but lately I'm feeling an anxiety on the freeway I've never felt in all the years I've been driving. I found myself hitting the brakes real hard when I saw a car in front of me do that the other day and thats when I realized that the accident probably affected me. How do I relax again and go like before? I just want carefree driving again

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Like the title says. What are little things to do to improve my game. Also, the other my dick shit down after cumming and i couldnt get up resulting in my girl getting frustrated. Wtf happened? Could it have been stress related? Ibwas really stressed out due to something i had to turn in on Fri.

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Hey guys, long time answerer first time asker

I've been with my girlfriend for nearly 2 years, when we met my ex had cheated on me 3 months prior (quit talking to me for 3 days suddenly, broke up over text, found it a couple weeks later she left me for another guy) and she had just ended a long distance relationship of 3 years with a guy from the usa. She talked to him for the first 5 months we were together, he had chronic depression and would send her gifts and beg to take him back. It drove me nuts but I stayed out of it, eventually I saw her text him "you have to accept I'm with someone else now, if you want to quit talking I understand". I thought thank fuck that's over with.

The last 6 months she has admitted she has depression and she lost her job throwing her overboard, I have consoled her and said I will support her through a psychiatrist if she wishes and then 3 months ago I lost my job. To make ends meet I work in a warehouse overnight for half my old wage. Lately, she has been short, not coming to family events, etc. Last night we were in bed and she hid her phone when I came, I thought I saw her exes name but didn't have my glasses so I figured I'm paranoid. When she left home i did something very wrong and checked her emails, she emailed him asking to talk again "Because I have nobody I can privately talk to in my life and I want to talk to you again". She has me and she is close to my mom, I literally said what the flying fuck out loud, I saw he replied with his phone number saying to call or they could talk with what's app or the like. Days before she told me "the only people I talk to are literally you and my sister". I said as she knows there's 0 girls I talk to and only text my male cousins. She knows I get hit on in public but I always say I'm taken and walk away

I felt nauseous and ready to say get the hell out when she came home, i waited it out and we laid in bed and I said "hey do you still talk to your ex?" And she quickly said no

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>been seeing a girl for four months
>I'm white, she's Chinese international student
>Totally in love with each other
>I'm going overseas for a month, in that time she's going back to China for at least 2 months, maybe a lot more
>Just before I was leaving we had the best night ever, talked about a lot of things in out past
>She starts telling me about how she went to a guys house to give him a massage 2 months ago and then they had sex
>I freak the fuck out and ask he why she thought that's as okay
>She then tells me that he raped her and she didn't know how to tell me at the time (I remember that night she came home crying and wouldn't tell me what was wrong)
>I accept it knowing that it wasn't her fault
>A few days later she gives me a letter to read when I arrived overseas
>In it she admits that she had been raped by him last year before we went out
>She went to his apartment again to give him another massage and to have sex with him for money so she could go away with me
>It all went wrong and he didn't pay her
>Says she hated it and only wanted to do it so that she could be with me overseas
>I feel incredibly betrayed
>Can't think about the work I'm supposed to be doing and only her
>Try to forgive her but all I can think about is her having sex with another man
>She swears to never lie to me again or sleep with anyone else
>I now am beginning to accept it but I'm not incredibly suspicious and jealous

What should I do? I love this girl is much but I don't know how I can get over this. I want to stay with her but now all I can think about is if she's sleeping with other guys back home or if she will be unfaithful when she's in China.

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So I haven't been getting any sleep lately maybe 3 hours a night. I worked a shift 10am to 7am one night then worked 10am to 7pm and then 12am to 4am the same night. I was scheduled to work the following day and fully knew this and literally could not get out of bed because of how exhausted I am. I'm guessing what I'm looking for advice is did I puss out on work? What do I tell my boss and if I plead my case isn't that just making excuses?

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I fucked my ex because it seemed like we were going to get back together and she told me it felt right. And i though time has passed blah were matured why not give an other chance. But she had a bf and i always ussualy stay away from girls that i kbow of are in relationships cause i wouldnt want my s.o dping that to me. I just seeing wisdom on this

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Besides becoming morbidly obese or completely disregarding any sort of a concept of personal hygiene, are there any actually functional ways to become completely unappealing to men?

I don't want to compromise my health, comfort, safety or social standing, but there doesn't seem to be any way to go about doing that without shooting myself in the foot in some other area in life.

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(I'm the guy with the bat) If there's one thing I can trust about 4chan is that you'll be brutally honest. Am I ugly? I'm kind of trying to gain back some self~confidence. My persona isn't bad but I feel like my looks plague me. I'm 6'1 if that matters. Be 100% dead honest, is it bad? Thanks ps if you know me in person pls don't roast me.

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I don't get her. She's 29 and I am 28. She was over for a month and she would do sexual shit. Maybe I am wrong? someone tell me.

I'd go to the kitchen and she'd purposely turn around and her left tit would rub on me. I figured it was by chance.
Then I realized we'd be sitting in a car and she'd tell me how our cousin is a slut (we are a religious family) because she wears low cut tops around her brother. I said its fine because the cousin is flat chested. Then she was like oh you are so mean, she is just like your sister.

Then she carries on the convo about how my cousin suggested to my sister how she could give her tips on "sex related things". I ignored it.

Then I realized she would wear low cut tops and purposely lay infront of me in the lounge. But I started ignoring it too thinking I am over analyzing everything.

Anyways turns out we were talking about physique and I told her to eat better. I sent her a shirtless picture of mine. THen when i called her she told me she was in the bathroom taking a shit, but she asked me if I wanted her "artistic pictures". I said no I was okay.

I want to know what the fuck she meant by artistic pictures? was / is my sister coming on to me? when we were little we used to watch porn together when our parents would leave the house, but never did anything beyond her grabbing my dick and my grabbing her tits as playing around (back then yes it was sexual). I am just curious if something is going on there.

She also does this annoying shit that when I tell her about some girl I like, she says "Oh she looks just like me" wtf?

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I currently have access to my ex girlfriends Facebook. She left me almost a week ago we were together 2 years.

She seems to be liking memes that justify her leaving me and searching my name. (I just blocked her though)

I love her and want her to come back. Do you think I can achieve this by no contact. She's a little crazy so I think she'll come around