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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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>>17762378
Asking again from previous thread:
>I like a girl but I just don't know what to do. I have little going on in my life so I never talk to her because I can't think of anything to say, and I don't know how to indicate interest because I have no experience talking about emotion. Despite this I'm 100% sure she likes me (don't ask me why, I don't understand it either), she'll occasionally drag me along to parties and flirt with me and other stuff. I'm so awkward though, I freeze up and don't know what to do. I lost her number recently so I'm not sure how to find her again (facebook or something maybe), or perhaps I should just wait until she contacts me next time. Anyway, if I was to contact her is it worth being autistically frank about what I think or is this going to ruin everything? I want to tell her I like her but I'm not sure how to express it or what to do about, and ask her why she's so interested in me when I'm such a boring guy.
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>>17762560
Guys
What are some nice things that your girlfriend can do for you?
Beside blowjobs.
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>>17762601
Honestly, just be honest with me and please fucking support me when I need it, because my ex left me just because I was depressed, and I made her and her friends depressed just by being around them.
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Temporarily living the NEET life 2016-11-14 19:44:09 Post No.17762534
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Temporarily living the NEET life
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I resigned from my job Friday - my last day will be December 2nd, and I anticipate probably not finding a new job until companies approve budgets at the beginning of the year, so I'll be unemployed for like 2 months.
How do NEETs keep busy and entertained without resorting to getting drunk all day or spending money traveling and going places? I imagine the first two weeks of this will be especially wonderful, given the holidays and all, but will quickly become boring, knowing I need to be ultra conservative with my cash flow.
So far my plan is to catch up on my vidya and comic backlog. Same with movies or whatever.
What else is there? Also open to ideas about part time jobs for a little extra beer money or something.
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>>17762534
Use the time to do that thing you always wanted to do, but never had the time for.
I once taught myself pro tools And started frantically writing a metal album. It sucked, but it was fun as shit and can now say I did that.
Or, write a novel. Something like that.
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> I anticipate probably not finding a new job until companies approve budgets at the beginning of the year
That is a weak way of thinking. Your full time job now is to find another job. At least 12 hours a day. Every day.
Of course, if you were strong, you would not have resigned in the first place.
> Also open to ideas about part time jobs for a little extra beer money or something.
Are you fucking kidding me? Every warehouse in existence is working 12 hour days, trying to gear up for the holidays. And you can't find even a part time job?
People as stupid as you cannot be helped. Please leave quietly.
> comic backlog
Come back when you're 18.
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There is so much stupidity in this post
>quitting a job without having something backed up
>not even a part time job over the holidays
>won't apply for jobs for two months
>prioritises video games, comics, movies and beer over everything else
You're a drain on society
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Is 7.2 inches too long for sex? 2016-11-14 19:00:38 Post No.17762399
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Is 7.2 inches too long for sex?
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Please help. Iv been making my dick bigger and i fear iv made it too big. My dick is currently 7.2 inches long with a 5.1 girth. Iv had sex with 2 girls and both of them claimed i was hitting them. I'm scared to death that i made my dick too long and my future wife is going to be uncomfortable having sex with me. Please help! Is there a way to shrink my dick if its too long?
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>>17762399
bait and saged.
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>>17762404
i can post pic of my dick if you want, i'm really fucking crying about it, i'm fucking crying about it
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>>17762399
>scientists hate this guy for making his dick growing secret public and sharing ot in his blog
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Why shouldn't I kill myself.
My girlfriend of almost 2 year's broke up with me. This has opened my eyes to the world. Its like I had the red pill forced down my throat. The Iron Rule of Tomassi #6 has me twisted because I know I can never get what it is I want. If you can not get what you most desire then why live.
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>why shouldnt i kill myself
>my girlfriend broke up with me
because you went into the relationship fully aware that everyone experiences break ups, that romantic relationsihps are the most fragile of all human relationships, that the divorce rate is higher than ever.... yet you isntead chose to say 'NAH, DISNEY FAIRYTALES TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LOVE :3'
and now you have the chance to grow up. you knew the truth. it nagged at you. you just assumed that some imaginary god you don't actually worship has decided that love is destiny despite millions of years of love being a subplot in humanities development.
>tinassi #6
>women are incapable of love
so what you're saying is
>a girl broke up with me
>THEREFORE ALL WOMEN ARE INCAPABLE OF LOVE
again, this is an opportunity to grow the fuck up. everyone goes through this. you are not unique. it does not mean that women are incapable of love. girls break up with guys a lot, sure... but guys break up with girls a lot. love is not meant to be permanent just because some movie you saw ended with a 'happily ever after'. its a fantasy film for a reason.
>i can never get what it is i want
again, growing up. you can now realize that there is more to life than dating and girlfriends. you can learn that there are even better things to want and still have plenty of love along the way.
when you were six the thing you most desired was some chicken nuggies. but mommy wouldn't give them to you becuase you lacked good boy points. should you have killed yourself then?
you are just as much a child now as you were then. and in a year you'll have grown and found new thing sto 'live for'. but the whole point is that you dont neeed some singular reason for existence. you dont say 'well thats over, better kill myself'. life is life. everything that happens is why oyu live.
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>>17762312
Doubt you can accomplish basic tasks like tying a rope, buying the right amount of correct drugs or getting on time for the train; so what's the point?
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>>17762332
>nuggets
They are TENDIES!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Both my parents were of the Jewish religion but white skinned. I do not practice Judaism, and for all intents and purposes renounce everything Jewish and align my interests with that of white people, not Jews. I was never in with the Jews anyway, always felt like an outsider, ignored by the elites.
Since I don't look the part, and do not define Jewish as a race, there is no reason to ever mention my ancestors believed in Judaism. But the question is, would white nationalists accept me as one of their own? After all, Jesus himself was born Jewish. As an added plus once when I was 16 I was lured into a chuch for a free screening of Passion of the Christ, and the priest had me recite back to him that I accepted JC as my lord and saviour, so technically I converted to Christianity although I don't practice any religion.
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>>17761626
>my parents were of the Jewish religion but white skinned.
>align my interests with that of white people, not Jews.
>do not define Jewish as a race
Can YOU spot the contradiction there?
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>>17761626
You wouldn't be the first.
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Why do people call the Jewish practicers a race anyway? Is the system engineered so that the elites can always blame you for being antisemetic?
Any thieves here? Don't matter if you're a burglar, shoplifter, pickpocket or even con-artist who cons people into giving them shit (I know it's not really stealing but still).
What have learned? What mistakes have you made? What are some of the best things you pulled off?
Share.
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Human beings are irrational animals that like to think they're rational. You should buy the book ''How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big'' by Scott Adams, You'll like it.
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>>17759792
He also had some book on persuasion.
Anybody read it? Any good or some mediocre compilations of lame shit from other books? Or maybe it's plain bullshit like Split second persuasion?
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>>17759778
ye, join the thieves guild in riften. shit goes all the way down to the sewers.
desu dress up as a banker and no security will see it coming.
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>19
>Been a NEET ever since I left highschool, almost a year now
>School was so terrible for me all the years that I went that I did nothing but try to get out of it, spent every day crying and staring at the clock, waiting for the hours to crawl by so I can leave, just to do it again the next day
>Dreamed about the NEET life since middle school
>Get shit on and blamed for everything every day by my mom and little sister, but I take it and don't fight back because I just want to live in peace and I'm terrified of going back to that life
>Don't have an actual income, but any time I get money, birthdays, graduation, holidays, it all goes to my mom
>Sister gets a free pass to rightiously yell at me and tell me horrible I am without getting any blame because she's 15 and she's still in school so she's """contributing"""
>My mom scheduled government assisted college for January and I'm not happy but I'm going anyway
>Mom goes to meet with my aunt and uncle to hash out differences because they're Puerto Ricans and bound to have overly-dramatic family feuds for no reason
>They all agree that I'm a big source of stress for everyone
>I try my hardest never to hurt or inconvenience anyone, I just try to stay out of the way so I can live in peace
>They talk about how my little cousins are upset because I don't talk to them as much as my sister
>I'm so autistic and awkward when we meet up that I'm afraid to, and I just sit on my phone and wait to go home
>Everyone hates me and yells at me all the time and all I want to do is be a NEET in peace
>Just got finished being yelled at again by my mom when she came back from my aunt and uncle's
I'm not having a very good time.
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get a drone job and waste away your mental strength
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>>17759287
What is a drone job?
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>>17759253
>wahhh all I want to do is be carried through life without ever having to produce any sort of effort
>why is my family stressed about paying all of my bills and making me food until they die and leave me their house, and money?
>all I want to do is pretend to be a 12 year old on summer break for the rest of my life
>having relationships is hard, why can't I just ignore the people I have to rely on to live this glamorous pity filled life style?
>what do you mean i could actually get an entry level job with great advancement opportunities and end this spell instantaneously?
>what do you mean having co workers would give me that sense of dependency I've never gotten to experience before in my life because I've never done anything, and never been relied on to efficiently produce a product?
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I need answers.
>be me
>ugly
>fall in love with femanon, the usual.
> me and her have falling out in December 2015
> we gradually start talking to each other again
> we talk from time to time but she doesn't use the term friend
> femanon moves
>think it's over
> she'd never talk to me outside of school
> months later, she dm's me out of nowhere and we start talking
> over the next few days she opens up TO ME about how she has anxiety and depression and how she got taken to a mental hospital and is now living in foster care.
please note that she did provide substantial proof to these claims
> shes actually ok with me using the term friend
> just in utter shock of everything
> of all people, she tells me?
what i want to know is why is she telling me these things? advice?
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She knows you'll answer and give her the attention/punching bag that she'll need.
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>>17763819
you're the biggest loser she knows. and she already ditched you so it doesn't matter what you think of her, cuz she could just go back to not talking to again.
you're also probably not as special as you think
>highschool
>girl tells you a secret
>acts like she hasnt told everyone else
its funny really.
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>>17763849
Also, since she knows there is no way you guys will meet since she moved---she can lead you on without any consequence of you trying something in person.
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Would you look down on someone who had tried really hard drugs (i.e meth and heroin) in the past?
What if they still did them on occasion?
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Yes.
Smoking some weed is one thing but choosing to do shit that will fuck you up forever means you are less of a human being in my eyes.
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>>17763392
You are asking for a trolling.
But the answer no one will judge you if you did drugs in the past but we will sure has hell judge you if you're still doing them, even occasionally.
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>>17763392
>past
I don't care. Might make couple interesting stories to tell and quitting is hard, so even some respect.
>still uses them
Clearly an idiot with issues.
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>built 2000$ gaming PC
>got the Witcher 3
>it's actually boring
What do I do now, /adv/?
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>>17763329
Play minesweeper
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Well what kind of games do you like?
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>>17763329
There's always FF14 or WoW. I think GoW4 is also for the PC.
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NEET/shut-in improvement thread! 2016-11-14 22:51:29 Post No.17763234
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NEET/shut-in improvement thread!
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Welcome to the NEET/shut-in improvement thread!
>old thread
>>17756379
>Discord
https://discord.gg/AAhJ6eR
Join us for help on improving your life, becoming more social or just helping people with these things! All are welcome, as long as you follow the rules.
>What do I do in the threads?
Ask people for advice on your NEET-related/social problems, or join our discord group to do the same.
>Wait, is this some super-secret cool kids' club where you can only be some sort of shut-in freak to participate in?
No, anybody is free to enter and help our group. Feel free to participate, just don't be a dick.
NEET IMPROVEMENT RULES
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1. Preventing your suicide is not our responsibility. If you need someone to talk you out of hurting yourself and/or others, please call a suicide hotline.
2. No doxxing or spamming. If you post any personal information of another user without their consent, you will be banned. Spamming will result in temporary loss of text privileges.
3. Please try to genuinely improve your lot in life. We're not here to circlejerk about how horrible our lives are. We'll all slip up or need to vent sometimes, but overall you should try to be positive and move upwards.
4.The #support channel is for advice only. Check #rules for a description of all other channels and rules.
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Self-help resources: http://pastebin.com/BSZDiAKd
Suicide hotlines:
US: http://www.suicide.org/suicide-hotlines.html
International: http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html
Text based suicide hotlines:
US: http://www.crisistextline.org/get-help-now/
UK: http://www.callhelpline.org.uk/TextService.asp
Canada: http://www.thelifelinecanada.ca/
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>>17763234
Scares im gonna finish school and wont b able to get a job. Doing it and keep hearing bad shit. Only thing i can think is try and make a hit game or become self employed and scrape by.
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>>17763322
What country are you from? What are you studying? How much networking/internships have you done?
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>>17763356
Usa. Studying IT at a shit community college. Havent done any networking with people becus its online courses so im never there in person
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The Long Way To Becoming A Loser: An Essay 2016-11-14 22:48:03 Post No.17763220
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The Long Way To Becoming A Loser: An Essay
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Society has become so strange to me. Daily i am drifting away further. But it all started a long time ago.
First it were the videogames, i started playing longer and longer hours daily. Then, as time went on, i started dwelving deeper into the depths of the internet, daily, every time i sat at home while others my age socialized. At first, my friends just started talking with me less, i didn't really care a lot about popularity anymore, getting a girlfriend has also slowly stopped being a goal for me due to my romantic failures. The next few years , while i underwent puberty, it became apparent that i no longer share much in common with my normal friends anymore, i effectively climbed down the popularity ladder step by step. More and more days went by, and by the i was 16, an age where teenagers go partying regularly, i have become a recluse. I did not talk with anyone outside of school anymore, i did not meet friends to have fun or play games anymore, i had nothing. More than 2 years have passed since then. In those years i have been on the internet for so long that i can't recall when i first began encountering informations about society that started to profoundly change my outlook on it. I am now a 18 year old male, never having had a relationship, with views radically different to what society accepts as normal, and a lot of time on my hands to think about my future. I am one out of many, products of this society who belong nowhere, who do not fit in. The question is, where will we go from here?
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>Society has become so strange to me. Daily i am drifting away further.
please, let me stop you here. you're not as interesting as you think you are, and your groundbreaking, revolutionary self-realization is far from unique in circumstance or exposition. spare yourself and us all the embarrassment.
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>>17763221
way to go. typical example of projection. YOU are the cunt who thinks he's better than everyone else, as shown by your way of talking, as if i did something wrong. so shut right the fuck up.
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>>17763220
>The question is, where will we go from here?
We? I didn't realize that you have a multiple personality disorder going by the poorly formatted wall of text.
You'll probably grow up eventually. Or become a regular in some shitty echo chamber "community" like r9k.
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Why and What for do we work? To make a living? Or to achieve something? Or others?Let me know your opinion about it.
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>>17763185
Practically? It's the most easy way in the current system to raise our personal living standard for everybody who wasn't born into wealth.
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>>17763185
To pay for prostitutes... I have very simple tastes.
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>>17763185
people work because social status and materialism. we work way more than we actually need to, and we produce way more resources than we need. people are pretty much cucked by the upper class. it wont be long until robots replace a lot of jobs and hopefully the state will take advantage of the advances we make and help improve humanity, not feed off them.
This year by far has been the worst year of my life... And I need your help getting me through it.
>be me
>be mid September
>get pissed off at people so I just stick to myself for a few days
>best friend gets pissed that I wasn't talking to him
>remind him that he didn't talk to me for a stretch of 3 months
>he gets pissed and defensive
>most of my friends take his side
>continue to fight till October
>we head our separate ways for a bit
>few days later, a friend of mine passed away
>we all come together to mourn
>none of them really cared
>fast forward a few weeks
>best friend and I "make up"
>he says he wants to be friends again
>next day I catch him talking shit about me behind my back
>everyone I talk to now treats me like a stranger
>last week my grandfather basically called me retarded for my political views and disowned me
>happiness.exe has stopped working. Windows is searching for a solution.
TL;DR I fucked up my relationship with my best friend, though we fixed it, but found out he was just lying. Help.
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>>17763180
you dont need fakes in ur life cut all those fuckers off no mercy
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get new friends m8
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>>17763198
How though? How do I just cut off and forget a decade of my life? How do I forget the only friend I had through elementary, middle, and Highschool?