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>>17764637
>be me
>old roommate moves out
>he was a douche, but nothing horrible
>unfortunately shit credit
>So whoever i let take his place has to have decent credit
>only one guy passes the credit check
>total fucking faggot
>As in, has name brand make up brush, faggot
>as in, i invite him to get chinese food with me (a 5 minute walk from the apartment)
>and he says "oh sure, just give me 20 minutes to get ready"
>proceeds to spend a half an hour picking out an outfit, doing his hair, doing his make up
>that kind of faggot
>he has a russian "boyfriend" who seems like an okay guy.
>also a complete faggot, but keeps to himself so whatever
>every week though faggot roommate invites all of his faggot friends over to "pre game" before going clubbing
>worse he does it on like Thursday fucking night when i got work/school the next day, and all the tenants in the apartment do to
>they turn the music loud
>practice their "Cat walk"
>just jump up and down a shit ton to annoy downstairs neighbors
>leaves his friends dog who shits all over my carpet
>comes back after the clubs close, more loud music
>all of them are parked in the garage (Despite us only being allowed to have 1 car parked)
>tenants all constantly complaining to me about him
>one night, its like 4 fucking AM
>i hear yelling and crashing
>go into the living room
>a mother fucking drag queen and the russian are fighting
>or at least trying to
>russians trying to knock over our big screen TV
>I come out, grab russian by his shirt, and throw him out
>tell my roommate no more russian in the house
>he agrees but is a bitch about it.

>>17764648

Part 2:

>I'd like to sidenote about this drag queen
>dude, even as a dude, is ugly as fuck
>indian who works out, but wrecked face
>dresses up as a blond named "jessica"
>doesnt bother ever dressing up as "jessica rabbit"
>which, if ur going ot be a fagot named jessica, you ought to at least be jessica rabit
>anywho
>this dudes constantly trying to come into my room at night
>I eventually lock my door, because if i dont, he will come in and try to sneak into my bed
>claim hes sorry and just drunk and wanted to cuddle
>when i lock the door he starts texting me, so i block his number
>afteri block his number, he texts me from my roommates phone, tries calling me
>Can't block roommate cuz need to have that open communication and shit
>really just want to beat the crap out of this obnoxious drag queen
>half of them are into me
>my roommate informed them that when my doors closed, im probably masturbating
>so everytime I close my door, a faggot "forgets" where the bathroom was, and accidentally walks in
>then makes a joke about letting them know if i need any help
>now i just lock my door whenever he has friends over
anywho
>the russians not allowed inside anymore, but they still have parties all the time
>it rustles my jiminies
>for weeks they keep saying that i need to go to "Tiger heat" (some gay club) with them
>one week i finally give in and say sure
>i come out, dressed in my black jeans and black power ranger shirt
>they tell me i cant go if i wear that.
>i say thats fine, and go back to playing Majoras mask
>roommate comes in with friends and they picked out an outfit from me
>its some gay ass tank top thing thats shiny and blue
>i tell them i only wear black
>they eventually let me go in a plain black T and jeans
>finally we go

>>17764649
part 3:

>we arrive at tiger heat
>Drag queen has special tickets cuz shes a drag queen, so we skip the line
>we get in and everyone splits up
>I'm left alone witht he drag queen
>all night hes aksing me to hold his purse for him
>i keep saying "no, if you didnt wnat to carry it then
1) don't bring a purse or
2) dont use a fucking clutch. I mean even if you're a woman, a clutch is a stupid fucking idea. defeats hte purpose.
>anywho
>eventually find roommate
>russian is yelling at him with thick accent
>roommate keeps saying they cant be together.
>russian doesnt care, goes in for a make out
>they're mackin on each other
>friends separate them
>this angers russian
>russian starts swinging fists nad punching roommate
>I pull him off and throw him against the fenced wall thingy
>russian just leaves
>i decide this is gay and go hom
>they come back later
>trash the apartment
>its dirty until an hour before they come over again
>roommate gets mad at me for not doing dishes but then wont clean the mess he made (including dog crap) for a whole week

>>17764633

>fully

or at all really. if you arent healthy enough to take care of yourself you shouldn't be in any romantic relationship really.

if you're worried about how your partner being sad is going to ruin your day then you are too shallow to see beyond your 'depression'.

break up

>>17764652
I'm not /worried/, it just /happens/ that when he's sad, I get upset, too. And I asked because he's the one who becomes miserable when I'm sad most of the time.

By not getting emotional -at- each other, but instead -with- each other. Keep it commiseration, even if you're upset you can still be there for them. It's when you get upset at each other that it's a problem.

>>17764571

the fact that you care about my opinion is mistake #1. dont die. its stupid.

>>17764571

nah. most people wish they could get a 1000 miles away from home. its a new place to explore.

people arent born with something to 'live for'. life has been its own reason for living but if you stick with it and just do what you enjoy, you tend to fall in to something to 'live for'.

>life seems pointless to you

pointless that 4 billion people just happen to all exist and interact and all mean something to each other or..?

>>17764579
My interactions with the other billions of people on earth. Everything I do is insignificant and benign, no matter how hard I try to make a difference.

>>17764518

>promise ring

please dont call it that. just give her a regular fucking ring, dont make it a pre engagement ring

>>17764518
Ring pop

>>17764532

Why not?

>>17764508
neither, save it. when you have enough, file formation for a business and go from there. if I had done this years ago when I was living in the rockies making decent money but blowing it all on weed, vidya gaems, and utterly retarded shit for my car (had to have been the weed making me think it was a good idea), I'd be in a better place now.

>>17764538
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>17764508
Weed dude, no question

>>17764499
3 days?

Okay try asking him out for coffee or a casual date maybe in like a week If its still going strong

>>17764530
That is what I was pondering on yesterday, coffee is one of the date ideas. But I was wondering if it would be weird for me to be the one to ask me out and not the other way around.
But then again after revealing that we both live pretty close to one another I offered that we meet up sometime. We wasn't opposed to it, but now I wonder if he just agreed to it as just a possibility.
I really do want to meet with him in person though.

>>17764543
Nahh don't worry about it being weird. coming from a guy that uses tinder I can say that it's awesome when the girl asks out the guy. It shows that you're actually interested and not baiting.

Again I would wait though 3 days is really really fast

>>17764496
Tinder sucks dude it happens to all of us.

Get yourself out there and find yourself a real girl

Give it up

Should've fucked her

Austrian people are all strange loners like you. You'll fit right in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXVupGhPVOg

here's the Austrian national song

>>17764471
>'s all fucking gone
the truth is man, it's not gone. you're still the same, you just got some responsibilities is all

instead of homework you got some bills, and instead of your usual bagged lunch you can get whatever you want

>>17764464
Worked in a warehouse.

It fucking sucked.

Now I'm studying cs.

Not real complicated. Just went down the list of what I hate and what could land me a job

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I originally went to college for a career in which it was very easy to get a job. I got bottlenecked on some prerequisites that would put me behind 2 years graduating due to class offerings. I changed my major to something I had a mild interest in and knack for.

Turns out you learn a lot about a subject in college, and it was more interesting than I realized. Now I am a sys admin and I love my job. It does have its downsides (on call, users are morons and business owners are cheap morons), but for the most part it's pretty boss knowing I'm setting up all the cool shit that pretty much makes this planet function anymore.

Figure out what you're interested in.
Figure out what you're good at.
Where they intersect, that's what you should do.

I never really grew up to be honest.

the saving grace of my life is that im project oriented. doesn't matter what the project is but if there's a project i want to work on it. i go into the zone, i find the way, and i make it better.

as a kid I loved two things: games of imagination, and the supernatural.

I would line up action figures and tell one really really long cohesive story over the course of weeks. my parents hated it cuz id leave toys laid out, but as long as they were 'organized' in the corner, they allowed it. i refused to put them back in the toy box cuz i needed them organized in a certain way to remember where i left off, and what my plans were for future arcs.

as i got older and stopped playing with toys i poured my creativity into writing. i wrote one chapter for a book, but it was 50 pages long. i had 50 more chapters planned, and at that point i kinda realized i didnt want to write a book, i wante dto write really long stories, TV like.

so i went to film school. awful sounding choice, but its what i want to do with my life.

got out of film school and have a lot of work in various fields thankfully. in highschool i produced my first scripted drama on my own so I learned a lot about every single job. for the most part im paid to do visual effects these days, but I also get random gigs here and there as a basic editor, or this weekend i was a director of photography (scary cuz it was my first time doing it for someone else and not specifically for greenscreen).

but the gigs are only about one a month so don't pay me enough to support myself.

so about two years ago i applied for any receptionist gig i could find thinking thats the best i could hope for (didnt want to go back to restaurant work).

>>17764458
Enjoy the month and leave. If there's one thing I've learned in life it's that strong attachments that form that quickly are never healthy.

>>17764458
3 weeks? Yeah you're not in love.

But if you really feel like you've met your soulmate just keep in touch with her and ask if she can move to your country

>>17764458

its very common in the military. its the one case where it really is a good idea to get married fast because there are so many benefits.

but for you, id let it be a passionate adventure and end it there. a lot of 'local' girls arent reallyi nterested in you so much as your money. not saying that she doesnt like you, but if you were local she probably wouldn't be with you.

honestly if i wasn't american, i probably wouldnt have this belgian girl. once she realizes there are other american guys in los angeles who are actually her height shes gonna leave me

ur bad at sex 2bh im sry

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>shit at sex (either one of you)
>she's not a sexual person
>she's stressed out/bothered
>she's just not that into you
>Tyrone already made her cum 60 million times last night

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One of the mottos of my life

''If the dick don't make her squeal, then the Ole Two Fingers should seal the deal''

that you don't have ANY friends

She wants the D

>>17764387
That just sounds like a personal attack.

If you're as much of a damn pussy magnet as you claim to be what the hell do you need advice on? Find one you like and ask her out god damn. There are people with real problems on here.

>>17764418

I have 0 self confidence. Even when this is all happening, and I know these girls probably are into me, I always delude myself into believing that they don't. I sometimes doubt these signs, actually, I do all the time. I tell myself they don't mean anything or they are just being friendly. But at the same time, these girls don't treat other guys like this. A lot of it is because I am easy to talk to and nice, and funny, so I just assume they want to be my friends. But more and more older girls (28+) are telling me I'm cute.

>>17764506
I really don't know what to tell you. You acknowledge all these women doing what would be considered creeping on you if the genders were reversed, implicitly called yourself attractive, you even grabbed some ass and got smiled at.

Here I am suicidally depressed over being forever alone and I have had 0 prospects my whole life aside from landwhales with no jobs nearly 10 years older than me on dating sites that obviously just want me to pay for them and their kid(s). And yeah, I've tried asking out ones I actually like with 0 success.

All you have to do is ask one out and you could have what I want.

Yeah, I get the confidence issues. I'm at an olympic level of fitness myself and as far as I can tell looking in the mirror my face, style, etc. is good but having 0 outside reinforcement = me being convinced I'm the most repulsive guy on the planet. I still try.

It kinda just pisses me the fuck off this is a problem for you. If one decides to play hard to get or something and says no you've got all these other women hitting on you that are more than likely to say yes. Just fucking ask one.

Love

>>17764370

How

>>17764378
Be less of a selfhating edgelord. There is no reason to be misanthropic. People are fun. And silly. Try to see the good in them.

Just tell her that you aren't ready to settle down just yet. It always works.

Tell her you're just not feeling it anymore and you can't keep dating her.

Just be honest, why is this so hard for people here?

>>17764375
>why is this so hard for people here?
I guess it's because it's my first relationship and I'm not the most social capable guy out there.
Anyway, thanks for the advice.

>>17764366
I feel like it would come as a big surprise to her and the shock will make it worst. Also we have a long distance relationship and she will be ok with taking things real easy.
What I need is an excuse to be able to hook up with other girls. Something she won't question why I can't just be with her anymore.