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Any lawfags around? I have a simple question, maybe anyone that's gone through this may put in their two cents. I was recently awarded sole and physical custody of my son. My soon to be ex-wife took off to Florida after losing her job and being evicted. She was served the custody paperwork but decided to leave and left my son with me. When I went to court the judge asked me where the mother was and I told him she had left to FL. He back very angry and asked me what was she thinking!? He also brought up the custody paperwork and proof that she was served, and named time and date that she was served and also named the sheriff that served her. Well wife found out and is threatened me of fighting for my son. I have nothing against her being part of his life. Regardless of our differences she's still his mother. Will it be difficult for her to gain custody back?
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>>17758085
You were given custody by a court. She would have to go to court to have that reversed, and the only argument she could use is that you are a danger to the boy and he's safer with her. And given her track record that will be hard.
If you want her to see him, begin with supervised limited-hours visits in a contact center.
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She literally kidnapped your child. If she was a man she'd be in jail right now.
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>>17758207
She took off to Florida and left my son behind with me. She cheated on me and got pregnant. I've been here before. We had a domestic fight where I hit her and was arrested. I left the apartment. While I was gone she had the man and his sister she cheated on me with staying with her. I file for custody after that, she was not paying rent or being responsible and ended up losing the apartment. She quickly lost her job as well. She took the easy way out and left to Florida. She left my son behind with me. She was served with custody paperwork so she knew about the case. As stated above the judge was pissed off and brought up the paperwork where it was stated the time and date she was served and by who. He then gave awarded me sole and physical custody of him. I am currently on probation I am following it and respecting it.
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Ok so I'm a guy in his mid twenties who needs your opinion regarding this:
I go to a cafe nearly everyday and there's this dude who staredowns at me every time he sees me over there, he just keeps staring in a challenging way like a death stare or a staredown whatever it is.
I tend to look at him then look away but he just keeps doing the staring until he leaves or is busy talking to someone or whatever then he goes back to staring.
I also realised 2 of his friends starting to copy him kind of. It's him who as if he waits until he sees me and start it.
It's starting to piss me off as it happens everytime so I'm thinking to stare him back and whatever happens will happen as i know such situations tend to end up in a what are you staring at and a fight scenario.
What do you think i should do? Stare him back and see what will happen or ignore him as he feels superior when it happens.
More like once and for all i just stare him back and when it's over I'll completely ignore him
P.s: he has no problem starting troubles at all even if he's being wronged (seen him before)
I'm completely confident that there's nothing wrong with me that gives a reason for being stared at even though people do it all the time.
Advice please.
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Just ignore him and his huddies. They probably are amused at how you're visibly troubled by it.
Or change cafè.
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And what if our eyes connected by Chance?
And no i can't change the cafe since i like it there and i know the people plus my friends go there all the time
So it's ok to ignore him even if he felt superior? Plus what if I ran into him around the cafe area on the streets?
It just pisses me off that he feels superior because he thinks I'm scared of him or something
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>>17758079
Odds are that he's lost in thought and just looking blankly at nothing, and you happen to be in his sightline.
Okay, my friend just woke up and pissed on the floor of our newly renovated hotel room. Place REEKS of urine.
Of course, it's my credit card set up for incidentals, but I couldn't have imagined this kind of shit ever happening. What are the next steps? How do I mitigate this? How do I let the hotel know something happened and compensate them? I won't be paying for whatever happened, but does anyone know what I do next?
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>>17758064
Call the front desk or housekeeping. Tell the truth "My drunk friend has just urinated on the floor. Please send someone up to clean up." Agree to pay extra for this - and tip the maid $10 when she's done. Pay whatever they charge you, and then get it back from your friend.
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>>17758154
Based advice.
/thread as far as I can see
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Pee on your friend as punishment
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I need to weigh more for christmas time.
My mother is worried about me because I lost weight since the summer. I live in another country right now and I don't own a scale but when I visit my parents during the holidays I know they will want to weight me. They are creepy too so they would wait for after I pooped or before I ate and ask me to stand on the scale then.
I lost weight on purpose because parts of my body looked ugly (cellulite on thighs and ass, floppy underarms, big ankle) so I started working out, stopped snacking and ate healthier. I am 5"3 and weighted 56 kg (I wanted to gain weight because my boobs were too small) when I was 16, around 53 last summer and about 49 now. I'm 19 now and my mom tells me I look sick, accused me of being anorexic, my boyfriend of calling me fat (he never criticized my body) and thinks that I looked better and healthier when I was 16.
Since I moved to a different country for studies I have been commuting via bike, so I lost even more weight due to bicycling an hour almost daily. I probably weight 47 or so now, same when I was 14 and I haven't grown in height since.
I don't have an eating disorder, I just think I look better slimmer. I don't want to fucking die or have 0% fat. I have a scheduled small meal every 3 hours so I don't become a skeleton (I forget to eat sometimes). I eat fruits, meat, eggs, toast, ramen..
Please give me sneaky tips on how to weigh more or look fatter quickly without stopping biking?? I just want to fool the scale.
pic related it me
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>>17758021
>its my body mom & dad, i do as i please
If u can hold that strongly, then there is no advice to offer u
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If that's you, looks quite healthy and there is no need to gain weight.
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Why can't you explain everything you just said to us to your parents? Share your meal schedule with them, tell them about biking. They are worried of you trying to lose weight unhealthy, but things you described are absolutely healthy.
If someone wants to date you despite of being explicitly told that it's a terrible idea, do you have any kind of a personal moral obligation to refuse them for their own good?
This guy has all the facts, he is about to get himself really, really hurt on me for nothing in return, but he wants to do it anyway.
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>>17758013
Well obviously u already know u wanna, u just wanna know if u "should" feel bad.
Eat him alive. If hes strong he'll learn n regrow, if not, well, ur folk are a dime a dozen anyway
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>>17758017
Well, then again, if he's already 30 and still determined to try to persistently stick his dick crazy despite of crazy explicitly saying it won't happen if hell freezes over, I guess he deserves that.
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>>17758013
You warned him so all is fair when you make a snack of him.
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I started trying to talk to this cute girl in my classes a few weeks ago, and I've only really talked to her when we're both alone waiting for our first class of the day.
I barely speak to other people, but I'm not so scared to just talk to random people either, I'll do it all the time in classes. But for the life of me, I get super nervous around this girl cause I like her. I start murmuring to myself and shit, and I just come off as weird probably. I try my best to talk to her, but fucking hell I don't know if she's interested or not. I feel like she isn't since I have like no self confidence, but I know for certain most of our conversations aren't me asking questions to get one word reply answers, but they just don't feel right. I mean, from what I can gather listening in on her shit, she's not the one to always begin talking or telling stories, her friends are, and she responds, and she does that pretty much when I talk to her.
"Hey, you sign up for classes for next semester yet?"
"Oh yeah I did, I signed up yesterday actually"
"Sweet, I know we're in the same major, do you know anything about these two classes that are required but I can't take? I forget the name of one, but the other is General X."
"Oh, that's only offered in the Fall semester, do you know the name of the other one?"
"Uhhhh, fuck no I can't remember it, but it's probably the same reason."
Too long, posting reply with second half of post.
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>Continued
And right after this, silence. Like, dead silence, neither of us talking, and then I fucking start whispering to myself like I'm retarded or I'm Brick Heck or some shit. And like, these answers may seem long, but they're kinda short or something, something just feels off and I don't know what it is. Her friend usually shows up and talks to us now too, and she asks questions and I feel like the cute girl is just totally detached. I mentioned we didn't have to go to class the next few weeks cause of schedule changes, and the cute girl is just like, "Oh yeah same here". I dunno, maybe I'm overthinking it.
But despite all this, I've still talked to her the past few classes, and the last one she even said hi to me first. I noticed that I'll catch her looking at me more often, it being passing through buildings to get to class or just noticing her quickly look at me from across the room in one of our other classes. So it's not like I'm forcing it, she is acknowledging me now, so the fuck is with this?
Should I keep talking to her? How do I stop being retarded and actually hold a conversation with her?
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>>17757981
Blah blah blah
Get to the Bones of what you mean first, young nigga.
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>>17757989
You mean like starting the thread off with what I mean?
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I've never had a boyfriend, never even kissed anyone. I've spent all my life either being ugly or fat or struggling with social anxiety.
Now I look good, am more confident, and get approached. I guess I could get a boyfriend very easily, but I don't want to because in a year I am moving countries. But I'm extremely lonely, I just want someone, I want that kind of relationship. It hurts being so lonely. However, I don't want to be heart broken and have wasted someone's time when I leave in a year.
What do?
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>>17757961
Come to my house and we can schedule a timed loving. I will love you for X amount of time with no strings attached, and after contract, I won't care about you. You get it all, the heights of passion, the freedom of leaving it, and no uncertainties after.
U just need some love on the go, bitch.
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>>17757961
Love is not about the future, its about the present. A year of love is better than nothing, same for him.
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>>17757961
There is another, perhaps slightly cynical way of looking at your situation. Since you're leaving in a year, you have a lot of freedom to experiment, either romantically or sexually, knowing there will be no reputation or loose ends to follow you.
I'm not recommending that you run wild - just suggesting that you look at this year as holding opportunities rather than limits.
I'm a female, 28, who had a similar story (overweight teen, totally out of the dating/romantic/sexual world, lost weight in 20s). I can assure you that romantic/sexual life can begin after 25.
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any advice of numbing the fuck out of tooth/jaw pain especially spreading everywhere? just till I can see a doctor
Fugg it hurts
any drugs mostly over the counter i can make into a cocktail? no illegal street stuff cuz that shit hard as fuck to get here
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Brush your teeth thoroughly, the process should help relax the muscles for a short time.
Alcohol. 3 shots should be enough to make it stop hurting.
If you go see a dentist, just have them pull the damn thing and give you painkillers for the following weeks. Don't bother trying to save the tooth. I've been in your position, and had to waste a lot of time and money and pain for nothing just to get it pulled again.
GL.
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Get oil of cloves from pharmacy or health food store. Mix it half and half with something like olive oil, put on like a cotton ball, put on tooth/gum area. It will numb it.
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>>17757980
If he's at the pharmacy, might as well pick up numbing oral gel instead. Unless cloves do more than numb on contact.
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I'm convinced that I am a sociopath, however I am too embarrassed to be officially diagnosed.
Anyone here a diagnosed sociopath? What individual traits set you apart from someone who is not a sociopath? What would you suggest I do?
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>I am too embarrassed to be officially diagnosed.
Well there you go. You're not a sociopath.
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>>17757935
Are you incapable of caring about people
And do you identify as white
If yes to both you are a socio/psycopath
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>>17757935
Dont mind the label, if psychology and medicine were as concrete and all encompassing as they try to seem, we wouldnt still have the factors they attempt to define.
Do what you want.
If u kno deep down u want something but others wouldnt b having it, then keep it to urself and do it covertly. Family wont accept. Friends wont.
Few will. So just do what u deem good for u.
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Alright /adv/, how many dates until you're officially considered dating?
I've been going on a couple dates with this one girl and I really like her. We've been hanging out constantly and we've both slept over at each others houses, basically naked, BUT we haven't had sex yet. To be more specific, we've gone on 2 dates officially, and hung out a few times in between.
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>>17757925
Pic related? If so, well done sir.
Technically you are dating her already. You've been on two so it's an established fact that multiple dates have taken place. The problem you have is that until you've had 'the chat', there's nothing stopping her from dating others in the meantime. Especially if you guys aren't fucking.
Out of interest, what have you done with her?
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>>17757956
Pic not related, but I had some wild crazy sex with that chick. The picture doesn't do her justice desu
The girl I'm talking about is a short redhead with green eyes. She's beautiful, but I'm not gonna post her pics here out of respect for her.
We've made out and dryhumped and I've groped her boobs. We've also basically slept naked together like 3 times now. We haven't done anything too serious yet, but that's cause we wanna take it kinda slow.
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just ask her
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how to fap
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Rubn benis :DDDDD
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>>17757891
In non mathematical terms:
find some approximation of a hole, optimize its radius
put your dick in there.
Start fucking the hole
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>>17757921
Ensure hole is free of dangerous chemicals, sharp edges, pointy things, harmful materials, and will not be damaged if exposed to semen
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How do I deal with a gf that just wants to be with me 24/7?
I feel like I cant breathe. We study the same subject at Uni. We live in the same place. We do absolutely everything together and I feel like I'm going to fucking explode. She always wants to do things together, and shes totally withdrawn from her own friends. I'm a loner, I really like to just sit down and play video games for a few hours. And I don't mean with her, I just mean video games like playing Street Fighter or Dark souls or just fucking something alone. She gets really dejected when I say no, and it totally ruins my mood to play anything because I know shes just upset in the other room doing absolutely nothing because shes waiting on me. I feel like a parent, that I have to come up with activities for us to do non-stop and she has 0 motivation to do anything on her own.
Everyday its "I should do (something on her own)", but it never happens. Anytime I try encourage it, encourage her to go out with her friends or do her own thing is met with "YOU JUST DONT WANT ME AROUND!" And in my head it's like YEAH NO SHIT!
I feel like I'm fucking suffocating.
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just talk to her about it
jeez
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>>17757878
You should leave her. She clearly has mental issues.
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Dude girls are just like that, just give her a bunch of hugs and kisses boi some girls need attention. it seems retarded but just do it.
I'm a loner who's absolutely fine with being a loner. I've no friends but don't need them, no lover but no desire for them, even my family only exists to me because I just happened to already know them. I am never lonely and go days at a time without even hearing the sound of my own voice because there is simply no one to talk to.
Once every great while, maybe once a month or so it hits me that maybe I'm not as ok with all this as I feel like I am, but I've never been able to know if that's a genuine emotional call for companionship or just me inventing reasons to feel bad. I am there right now.
Red pill me on people, is it worth the effort? It never seems like it.
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Befriending people isn't hard, at all, if you don't overthink it and just do it, without purposefully being a dick. Deep down, all people don't know what the fuck they are doing,
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I didn't say it was hard, I said I didn't desire it.
I get nothing out of talking to people, it is just tiring.
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>>17757855
Get a job. Be as solo as you damn well please, but dont waste your time spooning the shadows of the people that arent there.
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>KV
>Never been on a date or had a gf
>How do I ask a girl I'm good friends with to be my gf?
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>>17757766
Ask her out to lunch and be sure to mention that it's just you two
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>>17757766
"Hey, I like you. Romantically." / "I like you as more than a friend. Want to go on a date sometime?"
Just pick your moment and say that, man. Yes, it'll be nervewracking and have the potential to be turn awkward if she doesn't feel the same way, but trust me, you don't want to try some kind of smooth line on her, or even worse, to "confess your feelings" in a big outpouring of sudden unexpected emotion.
Given your situation, just keep it simple, short and sweet. It's not going to make her swoon, but equally, if she likes you enough for you to have a shot in the first place, it's unlikely to fuck things up for you since it's not something you can really screw up.
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Also, why is the art for wikiHow always so fucking terrible?
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>>17757773
If they're good friends they probably already hang out together alone all the time. Normally I agree it's always better to just ask a girl out than blurt out "DUH, I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU" but in this case I really, really doubt she's going to get it unless he just bites the bullet and spells it out.
Lately I've been pondering the idea of genuinely caring for someone.
This chick has hit me with all of her love situations and it's hard for me to give her advice as I don't feel love. It's hard for me to explain. I value the people I surround myself with but I just can't see myself loving someone as others do. Like this chick keeps falling for guys and I've never fallen for anyone. Ever. I have no drive for sex. No drive for a girlfriend.
I'll keep this shit short two a few questions maybe you guys have insight too
Why don't I feel any love for anyone, and lack the drive to have sex?
How should I tell the girl confiding in me that I lack these kinds of emotions, when she asks for advice. When I myself don't care for a relationship/feelings?
Is this normal?
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>>17757753
>Why don't I feel any love for anyone, and lack the drive to have sex?
Do you love yourself
>How should I tell the girl confiding in me that I lack these kinds of emotions, when she asks for advice. When I myself don't care for a relationship/feelings?
Tell her exactly that, nigger. Have you ever experienced them? Do you fear experiencing them?
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>>17757753
Were you abused as a child?
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>>17757753
Ur a psychopath.
Congratulations.
To make sense of your own values/lack thereof, abandon these concepts: right, wrong, normalcy, justice.
Now just do what you want.
Boom. Mystery solved. Will add to your tab.