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Hi, all, I am interested in getting my girl to come. I know I can make her come with my mouth, and I know some/most girls don't come from vaginal penetration, but my goal is make her come during sex if I can.
Wondering if you have any tips.
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>>17770647
First learn how to spell the word "cum" , second ask her what she wants + how she wants it
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put ur thumb on her clit while u bone
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My girl uses a vibrator while I take her from behind. 90% success rate (she squirts)
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i dont want to be happy, i want to be free
as long as i am the only cause of my unhappiness then its perfectly ok but i find thats never the case
society is a curse to me, i have never benefited from it
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shut up you whiny, ungrateful faggot
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>>17770630
how am i ungrateful of a world thats has done nothing but take from me?
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>>17770638
yeah, a world that provides you with safety, food, company, entertainment, knowledge. but fuck all of that, right? let's just focus on the times you felt it treated you unfairly and forget about all the shit it has done and still does for you.
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>Have intense feelings for close girl friend
>Shell forever see me as a just a friend.
>My feelings for her absolutely destroy me and distract me from everything
>Sees a really good friend and it almost feels like a shame to waste such a good friendship because I can't control my feelings.
What do I do
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>>17770606
Well you can be friends with her, however that will mean her using you like a gay best friend and talk to you about Chads Thundercock which will emotionally torture you
Or you can lay down your feelings for her and see what she says, however there is very little chance of being friends after this.
Either way you are in a bad situation
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>>17770625
We already had this conversation though, last night.
She said that my friendship means a fucktonne to her but she wants me to not be super hurt by it. I wish I could just make the feelings go away
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>>17770632
So you've confessed your feelings but she just wants you as a good friend? I'm guessing your feelings for her won't go away anytime soon, in my mind and opinion you have to ask yourself one question, do you want a good friend or be a cuck?
If I'm halfway through sophomore year in college and I still don't have an established friend group, am I a lost cause socially?
I'm wondering whether I should just keep putting all of my effort into school, fitness, work, and self study or make an active effort to make friends. I just feel like it's impossible to make the step from "friendly acquaintance" to "friend", even with people in my major.
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>>17770571
If your college is big enough you can always turn it around, it's never too late.
Though if you can't make friends there's something wrong with you. You need to seek out therapy.
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>>17770574
My school only has about 11,500 students, and making positive connections with people I see in classes and everything is easy.
But they aren't "friends" because I never do anything with anyone when I'm not just talking with them on the street or something.
To go beyond that I feel would be extremely hard, much harder than any physical feat or problem to solve.
Should I seek therapy?
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>>17770585
Yeah, you probably should. I'm guessing you have low esteem or were bullied at one point.
Connecting with people shouldn't be too hard to do
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How do I become interesting?
I'm in college and I just realized that I'm not an interesting person. Most of my hobbies are niche and people never seem to show an interest whenever I talk.
I don't wanna be "cool," I just want people to take me seriously.
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Start traveling, get into yoga, and have good vibes.
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>>17770537
Learn about current affairs. Watch the news in the morning and you are golden. You don't need to be knowledgeable, just have to have heard about it and be willing to ask questions and make small talk.
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>>17770541
>good vibes
How do I into vibes
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A coworker asked me to hang out this weekend. We're both single and she hugs me sometimes but I don't know how to interpret this or how to act.
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it means you about to lay some pipe, nigga
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>>17770508
ive never laid pipe
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>>17770516
better study up them
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Can you guys advise me
>girl from old friend group is very interested in me
>however is still seeing this guy
Months ago, when she wasn't as into me, she was playing the both of us but she didn't get too far and I kind of blew up on her.
Now she's just keeping him around until she can secure me, seems like a bad habit (bases her self esteem on ppl wanting to be w/ her)
>poor fella
I'm not too thrilled about this but would consider dating her if she wasn't gonna touch other people behind my back.
As in, yes you can consider other ppl, but tell me b4 getting intimate w/ them so I can decide whether I want to fight for it or leave it
How and when can I convey that to her? ask her to meet up? Wait for the next friends get together in 2 weeks?
Cause as of right now I'm kind of lukewarm towards her. Feels like I would always have to keep my guards up like her current guy and that she'll see me one day and see someone else the next. Don't want to be a placeholder cause some girl is uncomfortable being by herself.
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>>17770495
>girl from old friend group is very interested in me
>however is still seeing this guy
Then she is not that interested, OP.
Also, you seem to know she just keeps people around to not be lonely. Why are you still considering this?
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>>17770495
dude. No.
You can make it happen, but this kind of thing won't go away. If you just want a quick fuck, that's fine but if you want a serious relationship, SHE. WILL. DO. IT. TO. YOU. This is a character trait, and you won't be that "special" guy she's faithful to and isn't constantly having an eye out for something better. She won't tell you either, because she'll want to have her cake and eat it too.
Depending on her age, there's a slight chance she'll grow out of it. More than likely though, she'll never change, and will just have to swallow that part of herself once she's no longer desirable, though nothing about her will really change on the inside. She just won't be able to pull this shit anymore..
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>>17770507
She is though. Last weekend we were walking around after a friend's bday dinner and she was suggesting "we" should go see this movie, this restaurant and trying to hint me into buying little trinkets at cutesy asian gift shops.
She's also currently blocking me on Skype to unblock me tmrw to get a reaction out of me. It's been happening for a while.
I unno, good question. She's kinda similar to a friend I get on with really well minus what I said earlier.
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So I've recently been falsely accused of sexual assault at college. Basically me and this friend hooked up in consensual manner (and even texting me later thanking me for a good night and not taking things too far and respecting her boundaries). About three weeks ago I get a note from the Title XI guy saying that she has accused me of raping her. The hearing is in about two weeks, and my attorney says that it is most likely going to happen in my favor.
Although I know I have done nothing wrong in this scenario and know that things are going to turn out okay, this doesn't delve away from how this has affected me emotionally and made my depression act up and my PTSD to relapse. I am seeing a counselor for this, but has left me really unmotivated and left me suicidal.
Basically, once this is over and the case is dismissed, is there any next step to take in regards to legal action? My close friends tell me I should sue or report her for false policy accusations, and I'm wondering if this is a step I should take.
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>>17770461
>and even texting me later thanking me for a good night and not taking things too far and respecting her boundaries
Dude if you still have that message on your phone, you're home free. Why would she do this? What is she thinking?
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>>17770461
Please tell me you still have that text OP. If you do you're golden.
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>>17770461
Accept that you are getting kicked out and prepare yourself to sue the school
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How the fuck did tyga get his hair back? His hairline is so full he literally gets a line up.
I saw him years ago and he was balding pretty bad and he just kinda came out of nowhere with a really full head of hair? I know it's not a toupee because I've seen videos of him getting his head shaved and riding roller coasters and shit. On top of that it looks too full to be a transplant.
Did the illuminati cure hair loss?
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get a life faggot
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>>17770457
I want hair
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>>17770456
i saw some girl on youtube today talk about a hair serum shes been using to make her thin hair grow out. she looked taiwanese or some kinda asian. the serum has side effects though. like more hair on the face, headaches, and weight gain
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How do I forgive my girlfriend? We had a big fight a year ago and she kissed another guy. I said I forgave her and we tried to move forward. We want to make this work but every time I feel a bit insecure I think of that and it hurts me again. I realize I haven't forgiven her, only stopped talking about it (until we have a big fight again). I want to let it go and be happy.
How do you forgive, forget, and mean it when another person hurts you?
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>>17770420
Go find the same black guy she slept with and kiss him
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>>17770429
Haha, classic.
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Either truly forgive and move on or let her go. It happened, you can't change it, you can only change how you can deal with it. Seek to work on the issue with trust. You have to build it back up. Trust is hard to gain and easy to lose. You need to seek a couples counselor to help you to get through this effectively. At least you acknowledge that you have an insecurity issue, now try to seek help. Every time you think about it, think exactly what made you think of it in the first place. What triggered it? Usually that will reveal what is causing your insecurity. If there is truly love on both sides then you will both do what you can to make this relationship work. You can't have love if you don't have trust and respect. You may find out that you both can't continue so you will have to breakup. That will just mean you will learn from this experience and be better for the next person. Or you will discover you both can come out stronger through this and may lead to permeated things together. Good luck to you both.
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I'm supposed to meet a young woman from OkCupid on Saturday night for drinks. We'd been messaging on and off for a few weeks. She'd waited awhile to respond to me so I didn't take it too seriously, but sent her a message back just in case. The lady took awhile again, but eventually we'd been messaging for awhile. I asked her to a comedy show. She didn't respond until a few days after it passed and offered me her phone number. A few messages before she'd given me her name.
We've sent each other text messages since then. Usually one or two long ones per 24 hours. Yesterday was the first time she hadn't texted me since we exchanged numbers, but we sent each other two long text messages today. They tend to be pretty big.
I'm worried that she's not interested. She doesn't go on OkCupid very often and says she's not a big user of social media, but I wonder if she's trying to get a free drink out of me or if she's bored and wants a quick hookup.
Should I prepare for a let down? Both of us are in our late 20's. We're not old, but we're not young either. I don't want to waste my time on casual dates with no prospect of a long-lasting relationship.
What do you think?
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>>17770404
Littering and...littering and...littering and...
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>>17770404
it makes sense it took her forever to answer you via OKCupid. If she was pulling that shit via text, I'd say she isn't into you. But she gave you her #, I think she's interested.
As far as if she's just in it for drinks or a quick fuck- it really depends on the actual messages themselves and her personality. You're giving us VERY little to go on here.
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>>17770527
Her profile says she prefers to have sex after one or two dates.
She texted me once, maybe twice, per day up until yesterday when there were no texts. Then today I responded to her texts faster than normal, aka within an hour, and we've gone back and forth a couple times. Most of the text messages have been about what she's studying, our tastes in reading, local stuff and where we're meeting Saturday. It's hard to discern her personality without meeting her, but through writing she seems laid back, chill and down to earth.
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About 3 years ago when I opened my browser an fbi/government security thing popped saying that I was being monitored for antiamerican sentiments or something. The page refreshed and I never heard anything more about it.
Is this a thing. Or was it some kind of virus.
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it was a malware.
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probably not a thing. there is no reason for them to inform you. virus, or rogue website or rogue code in the website.
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The reason why it's bullshit is because you're being monitored regardless of whether or not you have anti-American sentiments.
Stop using Windows and delete all social media accounts.
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Let it out guys
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>17770374
Fuck you Katie, you wonky-eyed Bertfaced bitch.
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>>17770379
F u c k K a t i e
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Everytime I try to make a good decision, I screw it up somehow.
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My girlfriend is my bestfriend in the world. I have no one else to talk about my problems with and I don't think many other people I know would be comfortable enough to listen to them.
The problem is periodically by girlfriend gives into the stress of life, school, our relationship, money issues, etc. What this means is she curls up into a ball and cries and cries until she has an asthma attack or runs out of tears.
I am not exactly the most emotional person but I have, on the advice of other girls, cuddled up to her and not said a thing during some of these crises she finds herself in. However, I don't find this to be productive because they keep on getting more frequent and she won't let me help with anything.
A great example is how she gets bogged down with assignments, assignments that I am fully capable of helping her solve (and by help, I mean actually help, not just give her the answers). She refuses to let me help her when she gives up on her assignments and then she fails them and finds herself in an even worse state. Basically how it seems to me is she goes into self-destruct.
What do I do?
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I would also like to mention that I have recently tried just telling her---while she was upset, granted not the best time, but it was the moment I had words to say things to her---all these things and more. I tried telling her she was the only one I can talk to about it and so she has to help me help her. But at the end of it, I came out of it with the feeling I just emotionally abused her and now I feel incredibly guilty.
Adding to that, it did absolutely nothing but make her cry more.
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>>17770363
Has she ever gone to a therapist?
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>>17770375
No. And I wouldn't say she acts depressed or mentally ill in the slightest normally. It's just like once every 2-3 weeks at most.
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Hello /adv/
I'm in a troublesome situtation and I don't know anyone else who could help me in that matter. I'm in my third year of university, studying IT. Recenetly I've got 'homework' to do.
There is course called Modern Trends of Computer Science.
I was told to write 20 pages about "network - present and the future".
I wrote about how network works, about current technologies, Internet autonomy, semantic Internet, internet of things and using brains as network. I submitted my work, and my professor told me that it's not the right direction and he couldn't accept it unless i write it again. He also told me to think about how network works currently, and how it will work in the future.
My question is: do you have any idea or advice what can I write about?
I hope there is someone here, who is familiar with the subject of networking and would be nice enough to help me with this, because I can't afford to drop out.
Please help!
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>>17770350
Google.....?
Whatever you find write it in your own words so its not Plagiarism >>17770350
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Go to his office hours and talk to him about it
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>>17770737
yeah, that's what I been doing. I just can't find any more things about that topic.
>>17770772
I wanted to avoid that but I guess that's what I'll do. I just thought there is someone familiar with the subject who could help me