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>>17769955
I would imagine that both amazon and the delivery company take this kind of thing very seriously. If there is any action that can be taken I'm sure they'll do it without having to be prompted first.

>>17769970
Will they tell me? I'd like to know

>>17770031
Why the fuck would they tell you? It's not of your fucking business at this point.

>>17769947
>her shitty country
China?

just do eeeeeeet

You know you should, just do it retard

>>17769882
you could be in the reserves, you go to school and ROTC, and youre commissioned as an officer when you graduate.

>>17769882
Just go take the ASVAB IF YOU GET A HIGH SCORE THEY WILL TELL YOU ALL THE SHIT YOU QUALIFY FOR. oops. Caps lock accident. They have the list of all the jobs on the web site, just go look. No combat arms.

>>17769882

like the other anon said, go take the asvab. dont assume you're smart just becuase you were told by your parents that you are smart.

after all you werent smart enough to get a scholarship so you might be a redneck lout :^)

my brother had the exact same mindset as you. thought he was too good for entry level work.

took the asvab. wasnt nearly as smart as he thought.

>old enough to drive
>has to explain anything to parents.
Wut

you must be 18 or older to post here

>>17769871
I always used to tell them I didn't like driving at night when I could avoid it, too many drunks on the road, etc.

Sounds a lot more responsible than "I'm going to be too under the influence to operate a vehicle"

>>17769869
You don't buy a credit card. If you have a job, the banks will practically beg you to take one.

>>17769876
I meant obtain. Was in a rush to type this.

>>17769876
Pretty much this, OP.
Most people start their credit with a credit card.
Get a job, get a credit card. Use it once in a while and pay it back immediately. Your good credit will build.

>>17769862

not necessarilly. if you are blunt about it being a date they act like you're a needy faggot, and if you dont many many many many many many girls will play dumb and be like 'WHAT ANON I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST FRIENDS GAWD WHY DONT GUYS WANT TO BE FRIENDS BUT STILL PAY FOR FOOD'

>>17769862
you just recently found out she has a bf?

>>17769868
I just told my friend, who knows her, about our "date". She's just baffled and tells me she has a bf.

>>17769865
Thank you, so I am right thinking a sane human female would understand that this is a date?

>>17769856
Honesty?

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>>17769856
>I just need some space

>>17769856
>this isn't a dealbreaker, but I'm a private person who needs a lot of personal space to be happy (reading, pursuing my degree, my work from home job, hobbies in general).

It's like wanting to be alone, but needing someone because you fear loneliness.
Sounds like a deal breaker to me.

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>>17769846
>25 year veteran of two packets a day reporting in

There's two ways you can do it.

The first is wetting it - it doesn't need to be soaked, even just a little bit damp will do, like a spray from a squirty bottle or something. That makes it nigh on impossible to light, and even if you do manage it it'll keep going out. However, this method is only temporary - the fag will be fine once it's dried out.

Option two is to make a small cut or tear. It only needs to be 5-10mm long, but positioning is key - you want it to be on the paper part but as close to the filter as you can get, or even on the join between the two. With this method when you take a drag most of the smoke goes out through the rip, and instead of a long, satisfying draw, you just end up with a mouthful of what is essentially fresh air. It's really frustrating, and makes it pointless to smoke that particular fag. This method is semi permantent - you could put it out, repair the hole with the sticky bit from a rolling paper or some sticky tape, and then re light it, but it's a lot of effort and not really worth it.

>>17769846
Why do you want to do this?

>>17769908
This.

>>17769845
If your only goal for yourself each year is to "not be single"... you essentially answer your own question as to why it isn't happening.

Looking back on my 20s, if I would have pursued any other activity at the extent of what I pursued pussy, I would be a millionaire by now.

You have to start by working on you OP. Women love confidence, if you show desperation or putting yourself down for your current situation,they will sense it and flee. Enjoy the weekend for what it is, a time to have fun with friends. It's ok to be sad, but don't purposefully sabotage yourself. Actually go with the intention to have fun. Maybe bring up the topic in a way that will help you. Ask for dating tips, ask for their input on where to meet people that you can afford. I'd say try where you will meet someone with similar interests. Like the outdoors? Go to places where people regularly hike, join walking groups and you will meet people there. The library if you're a big reader. The local volunteer organization/non-profit. Anywhere that is relatively free and matches your interests. Not for just the purpose of dating, but actually getting to know people, have fun, improve yourself, and you may surprise yourself with meeting the right person or making a friend that will introduce you to the right person for you. 25 is still young. There are so many people out in the world. You will find the right one after you build yourself up and exude confidence in your own likability. Also, a second job or a volunteer opportunity that may lead to one ,ay help with both money and meeting people. Good luck!

>>17769857
I see what you mean, however I wouldn't say it's a conscious focus. It's a nagging feeling in my chest that comes up everytime I see couples or when I have a quiet moment to myself. It's the suddenness and unexpected gravity of it coming up this evening that's made me make this thread, because otherwise I would've rationalised it away.

>>17769872
Thanks for the kind words anon. I've been thinking about those things and they're clearly for the best, I've been putting them off however for a few personal issues and lack of determination. I dread the shared interests, though, because I'm a geek and for some reason all femgeeks in my area seem to be part of the same memespouting and unfunny scene and I'm pretty sure I won't be able to deal with that. I already lost a friend to such behaviour because I couldn't hold a proper conversation with him, anymore.

Is it a common for guys to believe that their gf (or even ex gf) will always be there for them? Even if she moves on and gets in a new relationship?

>>17769836
No.

>>17769836
Nope. The second we are no longer together, she is missing presumed dead for me.

>>17769801
It'll catch up with you at some point, you might as well tell them

>>17769801
What's the record for, and how old are your kids? I guess you could mention it if it comes up in the natural flow of conversation, or if you have to discipline them you could bring it up then if it's relevant.

The only good reason I can think of to bring it up with them is if it's something that's easy to find - like if you're on a sex offenders list, or googling your name brings up a newspaper article about how you knocked off a jewellers. If your kid's friends find out about it before they do it'd be an absolute disaster.

>>17769853
I was arrested for disorderly conduct way back. my kids are between the ages of 10-13.

>>17769781
Fugg

>>17769781
Consider the situation, is she going out of her way to do this? Are you a fuggo and she's calling you a 7/10? Is she a barista and you're ordering a drink?

>>17769781
1. Compare her behavior around you with her behavior around other random guys
2. Pay attention to body language: more eye contact, feet positioned toward you, hair brushing / grooming, these are all good signs
3. Don't bring up anything sexual, and see how long it takes her to bring up a sexual topic

>>17769722
It sounds like they're not just "roasting" you, they're criticizing problems in your behavior. You're not the bitch of the group for no reason. I don't think throwing insults back would help you here. Maybe you should actually take some of it to heart, learn to say less "stupid shit," and maybe actually lose some weight too. These are problems that you could fix

>>17769729
I agree with that anon. They are trying to tell you something. Maybe try to listen, even if the leason is worded insulting and humiliating. It's still a lesson to learn

>>17769735
I am trying to change because I have noticed I talk to much and make stupid comments. How long do you think it will take for them to see that I've changed. and for them to stop saying humiliating shit?

>>17769716
I feel you in kind of the same situation just with a girl.
If you are friends ask him to hang out.
And do start conversation with him try to show it more.
And again if you are friends than you can tell him how you feel ask him to just hang out and talk to him about it, if he doesn't want to date you there's not a lot you can do about it.
Can't force someone to love you.
That is what I'm planing to do with me friend at least

I mean, ask him out to hand out, and than talk to him. If you two are as close as you say you are you can talk it out. People who step out of longer relationships usually want to be alone for a while just so they get past the anger and issues from their past relationship. Just so they don't lash out at their next partner for no apparent reason.

Ask him to go and hang out and than if you feel like it's right talk about how you feel about him.

If he wants to date you he will, if he doesn't not much you can do about it.

I'm a dude that recently got out of a long relationship. I honestly just want to message women online. I can't even think about meeting a girl in real life for a few months maybe. The point is it's going to take me some time to get over my ex. I don't want to jump into another relationship right away. I need some time to think things through and decompress. He probably feels somewhat similar to me but to a lesser extent. If you message him and help him get his mind off his breakup that might put him more at ease. Don't jump on him though haha, just give him space while throwing a message his way every now and then.

stop being a faggot

Call her a faggot

Get a guy to fuck you I'm the ass, that'll teach her