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>>17771322
Because you're ugly?

>>17771322
i always feel great when someone is like "but why is HE so special?"

im like, cause you're a fucking uggo you fucking uggo

if this is true then i am a beautiful person. ive had chicks not call me hot, but gorgeous. damn son i must have some privilege. can i use it in ways never thought of?

>>17771299
Use helium instead. Take a helium tank, and secure an airtight plastic tubing from the nozzle to a gas mask on your face. You'll go peacefully with no pain.

Or would you like to talk about it?

>>17771302
Didnt know I could also use helium.

Its pretty hopeless ive even had a chat with people here before. The only thing that stops me is the uncertainty of whats on the other side.

>>17771302
consumer available helium tanks are diluted with oxygen now. you can't die from them anymore. you would have to find a pure helium supplier, and they likely only sell in bulk. to legitimate businesses.

>>17771282

>hey /adv/, google this for me

>>17771282
Canadian facebook

>>17771282
Have you tried asking them?

Its a mixed bag. I owned a 315hp mustang for a while. I had a lot of fun.

But after a few years you get tired of it, and they are not practical for work or travel.

Not sure how sensitive you are but muscle cars have a stiff ride.

Also, dont spend more than 15k.

And check out some mustangs i think they are a better car overall.

Work out if you can easily afford the fuel, put 25% of the cost upfront, buy the Camaro but keep the other car until the Camaro is paid off.

That way if the situation changes, you're secure. Nothing wrong with wanting a nicer car if you can afford it, you get one life, live it.

Totally dude

>>17771283
Ay thank you dude, that's radical of you

My two cents, plain asking for her number out of nowhere, no. But you providing your number may be better. You can just go up to her and tell her you think she is the prettiest girl you've seen on campus and if she isn't seeing anyone at the moment you'd like to take her out sometime. Give her your number and tell her you'll see her around. Now if you don't feel like you are confident to pull it off, then why not see if you can just get her to talk to you. See if you can find one of her hangouts, if it's something like the nearest coffeehouse or cafeteria and ask her a favor. Ask if she can recommend you a drink or food item as you aren't sure what to get. Or when you see her on campus, see if you can just ask her for directions to some random building. Even better if she can take you. Perhaps see if it can be to some building she regularly goes to for class and say you have to meet your new study partner there or something. Then thank her for helping you and being so kind and tell her you will see her around campus. Then you can try to give her your number. If she never calls, you'll know it wasn't meant to be and you can move on. If again you don't feel comfortable providing your number then, you can leave and then whenever you pass by her smile and wave. If there is an event for your school coming up, see if you can find her and ask if she is going and if she is going alone she may want to attend with your group of friends. Or you can ask her this after she is done helping you. The point is to converse first over random shit so she isn't put off. If she is already going with hers, say you might see her there. If she shows up, say your friends bailed and if she wouldn't mind if she joined you. If she is into you ask if you can ask her out sometime. If she isn't, at least you tried. If she is, you can exchange numbers. Good luck.

>>17771220
>Girl says she doesn't sleep when I'm upset with her
She's cray. Don't bother with crazy people.

>>17771220
She's nuts. Sorry you wasted your time.

>>17771220
What makes you think she's crazy / nuts?

I don't really know, but it must do whit you enjoying the sense of accomplishment or something on those lines.
It certainly looks like an unhealthy fetish, and I'm not an expert on these things but you should look for something that brings you the same feeling, like maybe playing a competitive videogame or sport.

I wouldn't say it's related to the feeling of accomplishment, since arousal to different certificates is based a good deal on their physical properties rather than what they represent, though that is a factor.

How do you use a diploma or award certificate sexually?

I almost never kiss on the first date.

Stds are almost impossible to get from kissing. Its mainly just vaginal or anal sex.

And even then life has risks. No need to be afraid.

for starters note that all STDs are readily treatable in 2016

then realize that STDs are also quite rare in 2016 if you live in a first world country on account of the above

then on top of that realize that even if you do sleep with a poz HIV transmission rates for a single act of ((unprotected)) anal sex is still very low, ranging from 0.4% to 3.38% depending on the study. This means you have a 97-99.6% chance of not contracting HIV if you choose the highest risk activity with a confirmed HIV+ partner.

http://www.catie.ca/en/pif/summer-2012/putting-number-it-risk-exposure-hiv

http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimates/riskbehaviors.html

Dude here who uses online dating as well as cold approaches in person.

I almost always kiss on the first date and with a decent success rate (I'd say 25% - 40%) get laid on the first date.

As long as you're safe you'll have nothing to worry about. Don't kiss them if they have a visible cold sore and always use multiple types of protection!

>>17771187
Just stick your dick in a vacuum cleaner, it's what I did and it worked well. Do 20min every second day to start with, then after 2 weeks, go up to 20 minutes each day. After another 2 weeks you can go to 30 min a day. I went from just over 5 inches to just under 7 in 2 months.

>>17771226
That's sounds so dangerous I'm certain this is a troll.

>>17771245
How is it dangerous? With that amount of surface area, the vacuum on the penis isn't that high, just enough to encourage growth. If worried, you can use a vacuum that has one of those little sleeves that turns to uncover a hole that lowers the amount of vacuum. Use that for the first couple of weeks to get used to it if worried.

>>17771162
Non native here. Putting my yuros on #2

>>17771162
both of them are correct, they just both mean different things.

the first one is saying that you will be notified if it is *going to be* relisted in the future.

the second one is saying that you will be notified *when* it is relisted. immediately.

>>17771174
this is me but

i'm going to assume that you want to imply you are notified *when* it's relisted. that is what makes most sense in the sense that most people would expect that. so you want the 2nd one.

but the first one isn't grammatically incorrect is what i'm saying.

you made a mistake. Boo hoo join the fucking club. Suck it up and move on. I have a friend whose had 10+ crashes this year he keeps buying new cars because he keeps totalling them and that hasnt stopped him.

>>17771097
take the time to figure out what you're doing wrong. are you not being attentive enough? i know that some people just don't know how to pay attention to the little things.

ask people for feedback on your driving so you can be aware. maybe take the time to go on drives at night (when the roads are less populated).

>>17771097
its way worse when you crash a car without insurance that is not oyurs and you have to pay the repairs believe me

It's too late. You've normalized cuddling and making out. You should have used that as foreplay leading up to sex but now she sees cuddling as the main event.

>>17771092
If she's not into you she's not into you. Leave her alone or you run the risk of being accused of rape. She feels pressured to fool around because you're both in the same band for chrissakes.

>adorable smile, great drummer, etc

Friends and bandmates tell each other stuff like that all the time. No one says, "Hey, drummer in my band. You're a shit drummer and I wish you'd smile more often." If they brought you into the band, they think you're a good drummer.

>>17771092
>One of the Weirder Girl Stories
>Weirder

this is literally the most common thing that happens in bands that aren't all male or all female

Email her- nothing ventured, nothing gained. You said you hit it off. Send her an email telling her you remembered her name and really wanted to hang out again but made the mistake of not giving her your info. Say that you hasn't been able to see her around campus so wanted to give this a shot, if she doesn't reply, at least you gave it the old college try. If she does, you have a start of something potentially awesome. Go for it.

>>17771356
Thanks for that, my main concern is coming off as a creep and then seeing her again. Hah...

>>17772345

Different Anon. If you really have such a hard time crossing paths, then you have nothing to lose. But yeah, most probably it would be creepy. Could work, but should be last resource.

>>17771060
Sounds like a cunt

Why is a cunt your best friend?

Anyways, "forgive" him for your other friends but never trust him again

>>17771066

Nah, he's a cunt... I don't wanna forgive him. I'm just wondering if his dad shooting himself gives him a permanent pass on being a jackass.

My uncle killed himself this year and I don't treat people like shit because of it, or demand a pass if I do.

Why would you be to blame for someone else's DUI? Whats the story behind this? Also.. how good of friends are you guys? My best friend and I have gotten drunk numerous times and have done stupid shit to each other. We've even gotten in fist fights, yet we are so close that we just forget about these instances and get over them in a matter of days. I'd say, if you guys are really close, get over it. If he is just a regular friend, then tell him to fuck off.

>I accept my fate as only a friend
>I text her about paper few days later to make sure everything is on track
>"yep"
>thingsarebareable.jpg
>she texts me later that night while I'm drinking with friends so I let her know in case she doesn't feel comfortable talking to me while I'm drunk.
>"I could really use a drink"
>"I'm going stir-crazy, I need to get out more"
>"I just have my rats here"
>I see she's hinting hard about wanting to see me
>ask her to hang out tomorrow
>"Sure, absolutely!"
>Next day get semi dressed up but not like date atire
>talk for hours before we leave to go smoke
>we smoke and exchange long lists of music we enjoy
>both hear stuff the other really enjoys
>next day talking like we're a lot closer
>that night at 2:30am I get a text
>"I wish I could sleep"
>I already asleep so I respond in morning
>We have general small talk and exchange memes
>suddenly she stops responding
>Text her next night around same time to "see how she's doing", since she hadn't been sleeping well
>says "I'm getting by" then ignores the rest of my texts
>wut

part 3 is on it's way

>>17770994
Sounds like she was using you as an emotional tampon. A lot of people do that. Or maybe she was generally interested, but she sounds like a tease and a waste time. Congratulations on leaving your ex tho OP. That shit sounded horrible. Good luck. Welcome back to the bachelor life. Have a rest and relax and get back at the game when you're ready.