Something odd happened brehs and I need your two cents on what

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Something odd happened brehs and I need your two cents on what to make of it:

>earlier this week, my friend arrived early to class, it was only him and two stoner chicks he doesnt talk to
>7/10 stoner chick starts hitting on my friend
>sat on his lap, flirted with him highlights include "does my ass feel good on your dick?"
>they never talked before that
>he is too surprised to react
>other people start filing in and she slides off
>friend tells the experience to me after class, I think "damn, good for him"

Well, the exact same thing happened to me.

>arrive earlier than usual to class, door's locked
>the two stoner chicks are sitting outside the door
>am wearing a designer hoodie, 7/10 chick's friend notices
>"damn, you always rocking designer, huh?"
>asks for a sip of my Arizona, oblige her
>out of nowhere, the 7/10 starts crawling in between my legs
>back off out of confusion
>she looks up "why'd you do that? It was such a great tunnel"
>get my tea back, sip it, it tastes like weed smoke
>professor opens door, then steps out of room to go piss or something
>chill on a couch in the back of the room

this is when i realized history repeats itself

>the 7/10's friend sits next to me
>7/10 asks to sit on my lap
>without waiting for me to answer, she sits on my thigh, then moves her way over my entire lap
>SweatingTowelMan.jpg
>then says "santa, what I want for christmas is (some asinine shit)"
>play along, ask if there is anything else she wants
>"santa, can I get a boy who loves his girl so much and will do anything for her and has a big cock?"
>become basically catatonic
>deus ex machina, the rest of the class starts filling in, she slides off

bonus round

>she comments that "she only likes the guys who arent interested in her"
>5 minutes later she quickly flashes her ass at me when no one was looking, she wasnt wearing underwear


TL;DR
friend had a funky experience with a stoner chick, I had a similar experience with the same chick

what do I do now?