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Greentext the story of you going in and them telling you they have a case against you so we get a better idea. Sounds like they're just trying to scare you but depends on how it went down.

If it's your first time doing shit, just a fee/couple hours of work.

>go into target a few weeks after
>buy what I want
>don't take anything
>go to leave
>stopped by legit cop and employee
>cop says they say I've been stealing
>nope not me
>says they have video evidence
>ok
>asks employee if I'm the right person
>yes, and that's him
>say I've stolen over $500 in vidya
> shit: really?
>say they have open case on me
>cop says wow you move fast
>make me sign thing banning me from target
>let me leave

>>17797900
Depends on how young.
If it's really young you just gotta give her costant attention, just not too frequent.
Like seeing her and doing whatever every other day or twice per week and she will naturally grow afection to you.
Then you gotta pull back a bit when she reaches an older age.

Onision, is that you? Yeah, this is gross. Don't do this.

>>17797900
lollipops

Do you want to ask for confirmation of what your Aunt said? Or do you want to go straight to your dad and ask him?

>>17797843
I've already asked him and he gives me this story tht basically ends with them having an argument and she just gets up and walks away but here's the thing we lived in Louisiana and she was killed in Mexico...so she just got upset in another country and said I'm walking home.....my aunt went to identify the body of my mother and she had jewelry her purse and passport so it wasn't like she was robbed...honestly all facts point towards my father ....she died 2 months after my youngest brother was born...and it was a bullet wound right above the nose I've seen pictures

>>17797859
I don't understand then. Would you like to confront your father with this info and force him to confess? WOuld you like to report him to the police? Do you want to end your relationship with your father?

In life when confronted with a problem you either change it or accept it. You can't bring your mom back to life so would you like some kind of justice or resolution from your father? Or would you like to let sleeping dogs lie?

I just make goals and try my best to reach them. Life can be many things, eventually you have to decide on what you want.

>>17797835
You just muddle through. Eventually parts of it begin to make sense.

>>17797835
I am more puzzled by the idea what life is supposed to have any sense or purpose.

Do whatever you want, try not to harm others and ideally help them. That's it.

>>17797830
you stop sperging out and wait and if nothing happens then there is literally nothing you can do. This has happened to me before kind of. I went out with a woman and we walked a bit had fun, had lunch, then went to the lake and chilled, walked again then made out. Afterwards I called and texted and never got a response. I could tell she could tell I was inexperienced though and was turned off by that. It's just a stupid date anon. There will be others. You'll find that special someone don't worry. Right now you just have to chill the fuck out and not worry so much over this silly broad.

>>17797830
should have went for it when you had the chance

also:
>texted "You were a little tipsy so I drove you home. On your way inside you kinda professed your love to me. Regardless, I had a really great time. I wanna see you again."

way too much dude, you put her on the spot with the love shit and she probably doesnt even remember anything she said

>>17797840
So that's it? I'm fucked? What would you say to reinitiate contact?

self bump

You say you don't have money do you not also have health insurance? If you make less than the poverty line you qualify for medicaid. This will pay for your mental health.

Also there are many free health services in general. In America we don't like our own to suffer unnecessarily.

Everyone is mentally ill. Most people just never realize it or get help for it, in part because it's so stigmatized. I'm willing to bet somebody you know is a qualified loon, but has never been formally diagnosed.

What have you got so far?

are you a fucking eagle scout? then you write that youre a fucking eagle scout. or you lie and maybe get away with it

>>17797735
I never did anything with my life. I just went to school.

So what do you want us to do about it?

He is looking for a way to pay off the fine.
Depending on how big it is you could try /r/beermoney.
How much is it?
I mean you could sell an organ as well, or get a loan or pawn something.
Or get a part time job at amazon or ups it is the holidays they need extra hands.

>>17797715

No I think you just tell the judge that you're in economic trouble. They divide it into monthly payments based on your income. That's what I saw a judge do for someone at least.

I'm pretty sure the government does not expect people to pay a couple grand in cash. I am sure there are cases where people cannot afford it as well.

>>17797654
First, do you show any symptoms of psychosis? Unlike adhd or high function autism, psychosis is all bad news.

I had problems for awhile. I mean I wasn't ever really harmful to others or anything like that. I took meds for a couple months. It seems to have dissipated.

I am fully healthy now. I definitely think I could join the military and I wouldn't be a problem. No matter what happens I would never harm others or myself or anything like that.

>>17797654
Navy fag here. They only care about what you tell them during recruiting, MEPs, and training. They don't dig unless you say something. They will pressure you to say things. The answer is always no.

The less you think of it, the better. Don't dwell on petty shit.

Though I would have an issue if it was casual sex or a threesome. If it was from a guy she had feelings for them I don't really give a shit.

Find out if you want or ignorance is bliss. Either way, its in the past. You can't change it. Accept it or move on.

>>17797652
Go bang 2 hooked at the same time and then tell her you are even.

>>17797652
I'd almost take it, all the girls at my university are sorority sluts.

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Where do you live? You and I can practice together before sending you off to your bf

>Nibble the ear lobe
>bite his lower lip a bit
>play with the balls
>kiss his neck
>running your fingers across his hair
>being submissive to him
>pull the chicks hair
>slapping her ass

Doggy is favorite! Though missionary is intimate and fun (too basic though).

>>17797681
I agree.

Well nothing has to be permanent

But for now if thats what you need, do it. I'm planning on doing the same after college. I told my family if they want to stop being close minded its their choice, but I'm not living with them or being stressed with them holding me back.

>>17797623
Slowly reduce the amount of contact you have with them and observe if anything in their behaviour changes - obviously you would need to tell them that you're sick of them (use a nice phrase though).

family is important, dont turn your back unless its serious shit

>>17797583
What are you passionate about? What do you find interesting?

>>17797583
Can't you repeat HS to get a diploma?

>>17797583
I'm starting a rebellion against the education system in the US through the internet viral media

Come be a part of the #hackavelution

>>17797575
Post the portrait

Why doesn't she leave the boyfriend? Does he provide financial support? They aren't married and sleep in different beds.

>>17797869

THIS

1 million times OP.

Do it.