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>>17798236
There isn't a super strict set of rules about how to be a proper woman.

In general, if you want to be more stereotypically feminine, you could:
- Dress feminine - Skirts. Thighs. Soft fabrics. Pastel colours.
- Take care of your appearance - do your hair, moisturise your skin, use a light make up that makes your skin look brighter and your eyes look bigger, shave.
- Smile more.
- Be domestic - Cook, bake, clean, have a nice looking, welcoming house.
- Be kind and sweet
- Ask for help, make guys feel necessary
- Do not swear, make sexual references, or insult people
- Be soft-spoken.

Work on the way you walk, on the way you laugh, on the way you stand.

>>17798292
>Dress feminine - Skirts. Thighs. Soft fabrics. Pastel colours.
I already do this, somewhat. I don't wear skirts, because that's very out of fashion where I live and would attract a lot of attention
>Take care of your appearance - do your hair, moisturise your skin, use a light make up that makes your skin look brighter and your eyes look bigger, shave.
I do this.
>Smile more.
I ain't got a reason to smile, buddy, and fake smiles are unnerving
>Be domestic - Cook, bake, clean, have a nice looking, welcoming house.
I do this.
>Be kind and sweet
I guess maybe I wouldn't be described as sweet? How does one act sweet? Just give more compliments?
>Ask for help, make guys feel necessary
I ask for help when I need it?
>Do not swear, make sexual references, or insult people
I guess I can work on this
>Be soft-spoken.
You mean literally, as in speaking quietly?

>>17798304
I'm not saying you have to do it all, mind you.

>I ain't got a reason to smile, buddy, and fake smiles are unnerving
In general girls who are bubbly and smile a lot are seen as feminine.

>I guess maybe I wouldn't be described as sweet? How does one act sweet? Just give more compliments?
Compliments, offering your help or support, being caring and nice.

>I ask for help when I need it?
Yes. My best friend told me this so I don't know how reliable it is, but she said that when she pretends to be weaker than she is or dumber than she is and asks for guys to help her they get to feel strong and useful and feel better about themselves.

>You mean literally, as in speaking quietly?
Yeah. Not being loud.

>>17798233
I know one, a dumb chubby bitch who lives with a domestic abuser who went to jail.

Though it's overall a lame name, the "-antha" part makes me think of fat noisy girls or a 50 year old aunt with red hair.

>>17798246
Thank you for your input, anon.

A samantha i knew at age 16 bite my tounge when we made out...now shes a fat hoe with like 3 kids on welfare....glad i didnt fuck...

>>17798224
Do you want to be in a relationship with your girlfriend? Be honest.

>>17798224
>8,726 km
Is that eight thousand seven hundred and twenty six or eight point seven two six kilometers?

>>17798229

Are you fucking stupid? That's clearly a comma, and it's widely known that a comma can be used to separate digits in order to make them more easily read. What, exactly, would OP gain by noting the distance down to the third decimal point of a kilometre?

Dear OP,

Moving from one relationship to another is seldom a good idea, also long distance relationships work out incredibly rarely. I mean, incredibly rarely. You should probably end your relationship and take some time to think about your life and what you like- there is no rush.

>>17798219
That sounds like middleschool.

Are you in middleschool anon? If not, find new people or at the very least, don't make yourself the go-to for people that irritating.

>>17798230
We'll thanks

I'm not un school, i'm just a loser

>>17798237
The only reason I bring up middle school is because after that, and after highschool, you kinda learn to find your "people," as it were. The people who have similar interests, sense of humor, who aren't annoying. Don't put yourself in the line of sight of people you know you dislike, and instead do things and surround yourself with things that would attract the kind of people you'd want to have in your life.

For example, say you're really into film? Take a film class at community college.

Into tabletop games? There are game stores that host games and it's like a little social event.

If these people annoy you at work you'll have to tune them out intil you can get a new job

>>17798197

Try massage parlors. Look up Erotic massage parlor or Erotic MP. It's a website. That's one way. They might all be chinks though which sucks.

The FBI took down redbook which really sucks. That was like a database of hookers basically by area. You could try looking for something like that.

Try strip clubs also.

>>17798269

How do I know which strippers are down? Can you negotiate/haggle?

>>17798283

You basically have to trial and error each strip club. You're gonna have to ask the stripper individually. Look for fully nude clubs. Fully nude is a good sign so go there first before anywhere else.

A good rule is though, if the stripper walks around and asks for private dances, she might be willing to do more. The ones that run away as soon as they get off stage are not down.

There isn't really a way to ask that's not awkward. Just say "Is there anyway we could do more?" Sometimes though, they might say "yes" to scam you. I don't know you kind of have to go off their responses.

I am sure you are ok if you're not in the bay area of California. It's where I live and it's the only place where I have run into issues with girls not willing to have sex. SoCal, Oregon, Reno, Vegas, will all do it with you. No idea why the bay area is so fucking prude. So is SF too.

>>17798132
Are you mostly doing a phone relationship? Has she mentioned it to you? Are you aware of what she does within that time she's not contacting you?

If the answer to the first two questions is no don't worry about it.

If the answer to the last one is Yes,continue to not worry

If the opposites of those happen though: Worry

>>17798167
phone relationship?
what the fuck

OP
if you can't talk to your own gf for weeks at a time
you got the wrong girl
your gf should be someone who you feel comfortable around and at ease

Yes. She probably wants you to text or call constantly like regular normal couples. I wish we were in a time where only letters get written because I'm the same way. I like having a gf but honestly don't really like constant communication over and over every damn minute about little unimportant life things. I really feel ya here but you gotta keep in touch every day many times throughout the days. Same with her. It goes two ways.

Whatever you do on your own it needs to be about self-improvement progression. You sound somewhat younger. Example if you skateboard it's all about progressing your physical fitness on the board, rather than just cruising around. If you draw try and be more creative and precise rather than just drawing regular stuff. If you lift do it to get stronger and healthier not just bigger.

Also look at it as you are on a higher level in a way than she is. She def planned this with this guy. So that guy has to deal with a girl who is willing to do this with an ex gf hers to begin with. They are simply not good people. You have a moral high ground and don't need her anymore.

Do not contact her or let her contact you. Love seems to get people by but it can also be a waste of time spent. You learned things about yourself from this relationship and shouldn't see it as a regret in any way. But don't beat yourself down without allowing yourself to grow from the burdens and trials you put yourself in.

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>>17798117
My take on this and most things related to females these days ..

>>17798134
I can't help feeling inadequate in some ways. She told me we are mostly similar but he's better than me in some areas when I asked.

I'm considering circumsising myself with a boxcutter since that thing won't make me happy.

What puts you off sex specifically? Do you know?

>>17798168
What puts you off swallowing sand? Why do you not like plucking hairs off your head?

It just doesn't feel nice or good and I either want to be able to do it or never have to think about it again.

>>17798089
Three answers:

1. Get a sales job. Be good at it. Be asked to train a new hire. Hey, presto - you now have retail management experience.

2. Job descriptions are wish lists - the ideal candidate they hope will apply. If he doesn't, they'll pick the best from those who apply, even if they lack one requirement, like experience. So apply for every job you find, even if you don't quite meet the requirements.

3. In your application, cover any gaps. "Though my job title at Target was officially just salesman, I took over many managerial functions for several months when the department head left and a new one was hired. Among them were . . . ." (or something true on those lines)

>>17798089
You usually get promoted into the position if you're semi competent.

>>17798089
wanting to get into retail management
top kek
enjoy pissing your youth OP

While you might get lucky and find one or two people on /adv/ who have some experience with that, 420chan/crops is an entire board dedicated to the subject. It's slow but you'll find a lot of information.
There's a lot of other information on shroomery dot org and erowid dot com.

>>17798003
If you look on alibaba, you could get some high power grow lights for that sort of cash

>>17798010
Alright, thanks!

My advice for you would be to kill yourself

How is it that you are 60, unable to make your own decisions and on 4chan?

>>17797998
Just let her be upset. If she can't respect your relationship then she is just being childish... But if you are posting about it here, you probably have some feelings for her. If you don't, just use good judgement and try not to ruin your interpersonal relationships unless necessary. I personally think you have made a good decision; if she let's her husband bring a side bitch home on the regular, shes got something fucked up about her. You probably don't to put your D in that.

Then again you're 60 asking a 22 year old college-fag for advice. Fuck you, right?

Yeah lol. How old are you? If she's anywhere below 21, she's a thot and you gotta re evaluate the relationship.

No, she's an asshole, and if she's willing to play this guy for money, then maybe you need to ask if you're being played as well.

1. Long distance relationships do not work because you never get to see each other

2. You're not really togheter

3. She's a whore or just from a culture where hypergamy is still extremly prevalent.

>>17797949
don't let life pass you by

>>17797949
tell his gf to grow a pair and check up on him herself.
>being worried about a friend
Must feel nice to have that connection.

>>17797963
She is out of town

>>17797924
Get off your phone and pay FUCKING attention. A 1400 kg sedan at 20 km/h has more kinetic force than a .44 Magnum, so take it seriously

>>17797931
Good lord I wasn't on my phone when I was driving!

There was a foot of slush on the road.

I wasn't on my phone when any of this happened.

Do you want another few months to a year of hell, op? Do you want to be dragged into drama or feeling hopeless and worthless when contacting them doesn't result in what you imagined or wanted?

>>17797927
no but i'm going to go insane from not being able to sleep at night because of always thinking of them

>>17797929
You know they're not gonna get back with you right? I'm assuming they dumped you. It will hurt worse when you call them and IF they pick up, to hear the indifference mixed with pity and annoyance in their voice as they talk to you. When their voice used to be filled with love. Because they don't want to talk to you anymore.

Go do stuff to distract from thinking about them. Sitting around moping isn't helping.