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>tfw everybody you know is fluent in multiple languages but you aren't
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Great advice on a permanent, unsolvable, problem.
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>>17795896
>you will never be an angsty cat girl
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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>>17795826
>6ft
You're fine.
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I'd never seriously a date a woman that's too close to her mother, I feel like those girls tell everything to their mom and is controlled by them. Am I being too paranoid?
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>>17795871
How would her mom control her? What would she tell her?
I am very close to my mom (she calls me multiple times a day, we meet three times a week) but we're very different people and she doesn't know much about my relationship.
How do I become artsy and weird so alt-girls will like me?
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Acquire autism.
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Alt-girls inevitably marry some rich guy to leech off his money so they can keep playing with being an 'artist' without thinking about consequences.
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>>17795861
i'd rather be the guy the artsy girl has an affair with than the rich beta bucks
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I need new friends
I know 4Chan isn't the best place to ask for this but i'll give it a shot.
The past few months i've been consistant with talking to the same group of people, thinking i have finally settled with a few guys who actually like me.
find out today that after a fun day, they're all bitching about me behind my back, and only talking to me because i can provide lots of alcohol. the person who told me i also know doesn't really like me either.
Do I either just do a big 'fuck you' and never talk to these people again or should I try and make amends to whatever i have done wrong.
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Upvoted :^)
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>>17795854
I just told my best friend of 10+ to fuck off.. I think you can tell them to fuck off
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Probably tell em to fuck off. improve yourself, go work out or find hobbies and make friends in those; don't stick with bad friends just cause you have no one else
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How would someone start out asking for advice on my issue? First off, I have no friends, which can be obvious from the fact that I'm asking strangers for advice. I guess I'll start from the beginning.
>Be me.
>Be agoraphobic.
>Be 30 a few years ago.
>Work at a retail store since 2005
>No aspirations
>auto-pilot_thru_life.gif
>No real friends, just coworkers.
>Meet a girl. (Pointing out she's muslim for sake of reference; i'm catholic btw)
>Hang out, text, talk for hours.
>Make out after company christmas party.
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Things getting serious.
>Fast forward 1 year
>She alludes to things wont work out due to the fact of our different beliefs.
>She has to move back to Canada for great job.
>ItHurtsToLive.arw
>She wants to remain friends so I give it a shot.
>Can't do it. Still have strong feelings.
>Drive a wedge between us and stop talking to her because it hurts less.
>1 year later
>Grandfather dies
>Get fired from job before funeral.
>Feel like Brooks from Shawshank, if you get the reference.
>LinkinParkNumb.wav
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>No friends.
>No job.
>No girl.
>Money running out; decent 401k but avoiding withdrawing that
>Can't get a job. Overqualified for entry level and can't get hired for a lateral position due to me being fired.
>Fuck 2016.
>Spend most time in bed.
>Contemplated suicide several times, but what little faith i have keeps me from going through with it. Don't know how long that'll hold out.
>Depression; especially at night.
>Decide going to the gym at night would keep me from thinking of things.
>Put on some muscle but still self concious about not having a job.
>Agoraphobia kicks in when i think of what to say when people ask what do i do for a living, so avoid meeting new people.
>Fast forward a couple months to last week.
>Girl from before is in town visiting relatives. Wants to meet up today or tomorrow.
>Don't feel as strongly about her as i do for most things these days.
>Still afraid of stirring up old emotions because nothing will ever come from this.
>But desperate for a friend.
>Can't take much more of feeling this way.
/adv/?
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How are you certain nothing will come from this, if she asked you to meet?
After this much time that the contact was broken.
Depending on her age she migth have been pressured to marry as her biological clock is ticking and you may be an option.
Keep in mind that my answer is based on the data you provided, which is probably not enough to get the full picture.
Hope it helped anyway
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>>17795867
Very astute. I did forget to add that she was pressured to marry and she did despite what we had. It was another reason she had to go back to Canada. She tried softening the blow with our difference in beliefs. She also has a strong sense of family and said that if she were to get with me, they'd disown her and she can't do that. I don't blame her, but it still sucks.
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I called out of work today because I simply couldn't be assed to get up and take orders. I have to work the rest of the weekend and Monday as usual and it's really getting to me . Like who really wants to live to work ? Every time I go in I get made fun of , have to deal with rude customers and managers with bad attitudes and god complexes. How do I ease the emotional and mental stress of this occupation ?
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>>17795807
Start bitcoin trading, it can save your life.
>>>/biz/
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>>17796308
OP here , thanks for the reply! Elaborate , good sir ?
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Start your own buisness
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You know how people are always striving to become the best version of themselves? I'm not being a narcissist when I say I think I already am.. What do I do now? Do I find a vice to become? What do you do when you've reached your final form?
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**Not troll post
Seriously though, I can't even find a link in Google that says "what do I do when I'm already the best version of myself"
Someone pls help
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your vice is this site
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>>17795780
accept that you literally can't be, and find something to improve upon.
or, take one of those things you're already 'the best' at and just validate your existence through that until it no longer fulfills you.
chances are you will still find yourself learning more and more about it and yourself along the way.
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I asked out a girl that I really like this morning and it turns out she's gay. How to cope with this shitty numb feeling?
I know the answer is probably to move on, "there's nothing you can do," etc. but it would be nice to hear some experiences from other people so I don't feel as bad
Thanks
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That's exactly what you have to do though, you can't magic people hetero with your dick.
Conversely she's probably crushed on a lot of straight girls. Can't always get what you want.
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Well think of it this way, you may have not gotten it in but no other guy will ever get it in either
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>>17795769
She probably just didn't like you so she told you that
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Ask an emergency department doctor anything
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do u play cod
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>>17795741
Nah used to play CS 1.6 back in the day. Now from what I can tell it's all about buying decorations for your guns or some shit.
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Any 'remote control up the rectum' stories?
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Girlfriend forgot her birth control tonight, had sex, creamed in her pie.
Morning after pill required? or continue regiment as usual?
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>>17795719
That depends
Are you a gambling man?
I have cum in at least a dozen different women more then once without BC or a condom and never got anyone pregnant.
I am a little more responsible nowadays. But it's not as easy to get a woman pregnant as you think...Chances are she wasn't ovulating
But to play it extra safe go get plan b, before the 24 hours are up and it won't matter
make sure she doesn't take the pill AND plan b, Give it a few days off BC after the series of plan b pills are up
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>>17795719
That was how I almost became dad.
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If the pill isn't taken one day it's ineffective for 7 days after. It's up to you if you like to gamble (and possibly pay a larger sum for an actual abortion/kid).
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>Met the most cute, pretty and cool girl in a long time on tinder of all places
>Had a fun date, she came over to my place, we cuddled, kissed, it was pretty coo' because I never thought I get a girl like her
>She's pretty shy so no sexings
>Second date, another nice fun evening, more kissing, she seems really into it, we actually have sex, all is fine
The thing I need advice on now is how the fuck do I read this girl? Like I said, we hit it off good, she's kinda shy but very fun to be around, she seems pretty happy with me because she's getting close, tries to get hugged by me when we were together in the morning after, smiled a lot, told me she wanted to go to the movies on our next date, said we should defenitely have sex again because it was good..all that jazz.
But when I talk to her on whatsapp these days she always reads my shit and answers like a hour later, doesn't know if she is free on the next weekend for our third date, is really hold back and silent. Is this just her shy personality, and also due to being 27 (I'm 28) so not really totally into whatsapp like younger people are? Or has she second thoughts now?
This shit kills me because I'm pretty much head over heels into her now due to those beautiful nights we spent together, her lovely personality, her beautiful smile, that hot sex, all that shit. But I'm so afraid that I wont see her again now. For what reason ever.
I am don't even clingy, she doesn't whatsapp a lot with me, so I don't doublemessage, I have whole days where I don't send a message, shit like that. But still IDK. Please advice. Am I too paranoid and read shit into it? Why are grilles like that?
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When she sees you in person her emotions play big part, when you message her she is in completly dofferent state of mind
Minimize texting as much as you can
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>>17795677
Post the picture you use for your Tinder. I've never gotten a match there and I want to know what works.
Also, how tall are you?
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>>17795731
when will they learn?
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How do I keep from being tired all the time?
I sleep at least 8 hours every night, but I always have bags under my eyes and sometimes can barely stay awake when it gets to about 18:00.
Anything I can do to stop this?
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Check testesteron
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>>17795680
Is this just a blood test at the Doctor's then?
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>>17795673
How's your diet, health & physical shape in general? Healthy habits increase the energy levels. Also, is it winter and darker where you're at? Seasons can affect your mood, which in turn makes you feel more tired. Or maybe 8h just isn't enough sleep for you, some people need more.
>I've had sex with two different women
>Didn't feel a damn thing with either of them.
whats wrong /adv/?
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>>17795668
Was there any physical/emotional attraction? Sex is generally better with people you're actually into/in a significant relationship with. Or maybe you/the women you slept with were just awful in bed. Or maybe you're gay. Or you're just not that into sex at all. There are plenty of possibilities, pick one that suits you best.
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>>17795668
are you me?
I've only ever had sex 2 times. Both times with a different girl. Both were bad experiences. It was awkward and uncomfortable. I didn't enjoy it.
That happened when I was 20, I'm 26 now and haven't touched a girl since.
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>>17795668
nothing is wrong with you and you are fortunate you know fucking someone doesn't mean you love them or they love you. you see all the fool boys on here that fuck a girl and they fall in love and believe the girl loves them and are miserable since she girl doesn't love them and fuck other men
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i've recently noticed that just before i'm about to go to sleep i'll often hear sounds coming from inside my head that sound realistic
sometimes it would be a short snippet of unfamiliar music/sound effect other times it would be a word or a sentence
yesterday for instance, i heard this loud THANK YOU in a weird accent and it shook me up
what's going on?
do i need to worry?
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This sounds a lot like sleep paralys or at least the basis of it. And like you said, occurs mostly just before you fall asleep. Otherwise loud noises before you fall asleep are common and no reason for worry. And as far as I’m aware its similar to the feeling of falling when you fall asleep, science doesn’t really know what causes it.
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>>17795627
My sister who has severe insomnia has similar symptoms when she does finally fall a sleep. As other anon said, it's probably sleep paralysis related, though visual hallucinations are more common with those. Do you have other issues with sleeping in general?
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>>17795627
I have the same issue. I just try to ignore them and go to sleep.
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I'll break it down quickly but I need help
>have a brother
>he's engaged with a girl
>they have two kids (both are genetically theirs)
>Brother is in the army
>this girl he is with isn't exactly top notch, but she's alright
And finally
>It was yesterday and I was drunk and on /gif/
>You can see where this is fucking going
Here's the issue, I don't know 100% if this is the right girl, She LOOKS SORT OF the same - and in the fucking webm she was PREGNANT fucking with some chubby fuck. What keeps getting to me is that they had a house together with those shitty old and grainy lights, the ones that cast an orange tint on everything - that was in the webm. Inside the house was a shit ton of child memorabilia, but the one room I never entered was their own room so I have no idea if it's the same house but I have a gut feeling that it's too familiar.
So the video would have to be a few years old, at least in correspondence to when my brothers "fiance" was pregnant.
Thankfully /gif/ provided sauce and I found the vid on a really shitty amateur site. And that's the key word; "amateur." I can't get a name or anything and the fucking site tries to hide it all by not giving any dates or names.
I don't even know what I'm asking for, I just need some closure. I don't think I could even tell my brother this because he's already in a fucked situation.
He was on a training course and one guy fucked up and it ended with my brother having a displaced spinal disk or something. basically he's in pain 24/7 and he's still in the fucking military, he's struggling to keep it together with having to provide for his family and stay positive.
If I find this out to be true I would't be surprised, but I wouldn't know what to do.
These are two fucking kids at stake and the parents (my brother and the girl) are happy together.
I'm hesitant to even post the webm of the vid because I know the snooping here is so good one
of you will get the name and then send the girl the link to here.
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Why don't you post the webm and some of her pics, so we can all... judge
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>>17795622
You can't say anything now. The girl in the video may not even be her. But if she is, you would basically destroy their family by revealing the video.
I think you should forget about this for now, but save the video. You need more proof.
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>>17795643
That's the fucked part, but I need to know what to do in the event of everyone finding out. She look too god damn similar.
It's literally a 1/1,000,000,000 chance of me finding this shit. What the fuck do I do?
Should I tell me brother and possibly fuck up these kid's lives? They were born OUT OF WEDLOCK So he's fucked!.