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Have girlfriend for about a year
>she never initiates sex
>she expects me to become aroused
>stay aroused
>and finish the job
>while she just lays there flat on her face or back
expects me to magically get a boner from seeing her lay there. expects me to be able to just stick my penis in without getting her aroused first. wont let me touch her in certain ways. im constantly thinking about if shes gonna get upset with how i touch her. she wont let me lick her puss. we were laying on the bed and she got up saying "im gonna go back to do what i was doing, since we werent doing anything on the bed". i was relaxing on the bed and told her to come lay with me. whats stopping her from "doing something" with me? Nothing. I cant be the only person in this relationship that has interest in sex or doing anything sexual. Are all girls like this? its like she doesnt think sex should be fun or something, just a job to get done with no effort on her part.
I let her play with my dick like its a toy, and she doesnt let me do the same to get vagina. Its no wonder i never got good at rubbing her the right way. Thats Her fault. she doesnt suck the dick, and will outright say "no" to anything i want to do. She tells me the things i want to do are weird, when she doesnt even do anything at all. I have to do SOMETHING to get myself excited, she never does. I want to smell her armpit, i want to stick my face in her butt. I want to smell her underwear. I want her to rub her boobs in my face. She doesnt do any of this happily. Are these things really that weird? am i a bad sex partner for complaining about this?
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Communicate with her, not us.
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>>17799259
She just tells me im weird, and denies that she doesnt any of it.
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>>17799256
It's weird that she won't let you go down on her and foreplay is practically nonexistent, but the last part of this is telling... You want to sniff her armpit or stick your face in her ass? I can get how a girl wouldn't be interested in that or find it sexual at all. You're basically saying she smells bad and you get off on her smelling bad.
I personally hate the "face smothering" with boobs kind of thing but to each their own.
Sounds like you need to have a talk with her about being more enthusiastic, but dial back some of your shit that has to do with parts of her that are traditionally dirtier areas.
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Why shouldn't my friend and I join the US Army?
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>>17799248
it is going to be the best decision you will ever make. go for it and give it 200% never give up my friend. im headed to the airforce in january.
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>>17799255
Ask someone who is currently not enlisted, not some newfriend who just got told by the recruiter women like a man in uniform
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>>17799248
Its fucking difficult, and you might want to do something else with those years of your life.
I dunno why your asking this on an image board do your own proper research on such a significant decision
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How should the awful behavior of women be corrected and what should be done about the betas who enable their behavior?
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It's a problem that will sort itself out.
There are only so many woman willing to mate with a beta. Even less of quality breeding stock.
Thank god genetic death is a thing
And if you feel threatened by thins. Well I have some bad news for you
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You just let people be and live your own life and find people you like, because the world is big and you can't change everyone to be the way you want them to be.
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>>17799153
this
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How can I improve my writing skills? 2016-11-26 19:38:29 Post No.17799105
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How can I improve my writing skills?
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Read a lot. Find high-quality literature and try to replicate it.
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>>17799105
Write more
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>>17799105
Write more. Skill is earned by hours and hours of beating on your craft.
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Does anyone even get anywhere with tinder?
One of my mates at work is uglier than me, chubbier than me and shorter than me. He also earns a lot less than me. Yet he is going out with an absolute stunner and every time he swipes right on tinder he gets a match, even when the girl is absolutely beautiful. He showed us his profile and it's totally ordinary.
What the fuck causes this shit?!
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>>17799098
the girls are look for a dick, nothing more, so stop overthinking this shit and get out there, the numbers are with you. Girls on tinder don't match and stay with the guy, they are right back up again looking for the next dick and the next one and the next one. Hell there was a femanon on adv a few weeks ago had fucked 10 guys in the last couple months. Run that out among thousands of girls over a year and they need new dick options.
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>>17799138
I'm better looking than this guy. Why the fuck does he get stunning blondes sending him pick up lines and I get absolutely nothing?
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they did the numbers on tinder, its some like 90% of all women get at least one match but 20% of all guys get at least one match. what does that mean? a handful of guys get all the women. if youre not one of those guys, dont bother cos youre just wasting your time
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Can someone give me some advice real quick on whether or not I should get the hell away from my boyfriend?
We have this recurring argument every other day about how loud the water from the shower is when it drains outside. I get up at 4 for work and obviously shower and apparently it's really loud and my boyfriend can hear it from our bedroom and he's afraid that the neighbors will complain or something.
I'm like, I can't really do much more to make it quieter dude. And he seemed to think I wasn't taking this seriously enough so he legitimately drilled a hole in the pipe and stuck a bell on it, so now when the water drains it hits the fucking bell and jingles the whole time. He did this so I'd see how loud it is? It's still not even loud, but what the fuck.
I've been in abusive relationships before so I'm kind of hypersensitive to this shit but I'm struggling to tell if this is indicitive or worse shit to come or he's just weird as shit.
As I'm writing this I realize that I'm probably going to break up with him regardless.
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Your BF sounds like a giant pussy.
What exactly are you supposed to do? Not shower?
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What reunion cl? So he damaged property(the whole bell thing), and can't think of a more productive way to end the argument besides extending it? He deliberately tried to piss you off. That's not what a loving bf does.
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>>17799065
Autocorrect, what the fuck not 'what reunion cl'
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Going to a party with a girl I really like and have been chatting to the last week, we connected/made out last week.
Problem is 3 girls that have been chasing me and 1 ex will be there.
My ex has BPD so as soon as she'll see one of the other girls flirting with me she'll start to act out and WILL do crazy shit. Same goes for one of the girls chasing me. Both of them are diagnosed with BPD.
Not really worried about the two others. Although I know one of them will be hurt if she sees me with someone else. She has low self-esteem and I tried letting her off easy but she just likes me more because of it.
How do I keep things in check and not screw things up with the girl I like?
I tried suggesting going somewhere else but her friends are there and my mates are performing there so I have to go there.
I just dont want to scare her off with these psychos around me.
Also how to stop attracting mentally unstable girls?
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>>17798969
Just don't go
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Why are so manny people mentally ill these days?
I feel like it's become an excuse to do whatever the fuck you want.
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>>17798972
I really dont give a shit about the other girls thou. And the girl I like is staying at my place after so yeah got to go.
It's just that I lost 30 kg and got pretty fit in the last 8 months so I'm not used to having multiple girls wanting me.
Also my ex looks ALOT like the pic and knowing her she'll jump my bones to get my attention.
Dont want the girl to be intimidated by my ex. Should I call my ex to say she has to back off? If I do that I might give my ex a hint I give a shit about her after 3 months of no contact.
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Hello. Girlfriend plays the dammed League of Retards game. I played it a bit but i mostly played it for my friends. She really likes it. Thing is, most of her friends are males, from college. And as you can expect, it's ''those'' kind of males. She's naive, i know it. And not everytime i'm in the mood for that shit game, so i asked her to not play alone with her friends (her and one guy alone), but she could play by herself or with a full party. This sounds ridiculous and insecure as fuck, but one of her friends already made a ''joke'' regarding my protectiveness, a friend she firmly believes wouldn't do anything with her ''because he likes someone else, i'm sure of it'', even if he was ''her duo'' before.
So, what do i do? Am i in the wrong? She relutanctly accepted because she really likes me. But i don't want her to ditch all her friends completely. I just didn't want to have the conversation in the first place, but i needed. She's guillable. She plays this game full of thirsty faggots, specially her friends. College dudes around here, or any young/younguish guy here is as obnoxious as you may think, the kind that always, deep down, sees every girl as a ''last resort''. I've had enough experiences with this shit.
Anyone else in this situation? Was i wrong, exaggerated? What to do?
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>>17798927
jesus christ, trying to control who your gf plays league of legends with, can you get more obsessive and insecure please?
If your girlfriend wants to cheat on you she will do it regardless of what you try.
pathetic
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>>17798927
Lol, you're scared a league player will steal your girl? Fucking pathetic to be honest Jimbo
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Dude stop being a beta.
Go beat the living shit out of an orbiter. Provoke him if you have to. Don't act like an asshole and just kick his shit in. Call him out on shit. Until he gets angry. Ether way he spills his spaghetti and spergs out, or physically confronts you and you get to live out your violence fantasy. He's no longer in the race for pussy at this point.
Or be a beta and hang out with girls and than when she gets and ask her how she feels about it. This will however result in insecurities on her part and probably on yours when she starts to act out.
I'd do it the age old male way.
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HEY i need to know where to extract sulfur, imagine theres no stores, where would i take it from?
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eggs smell like sulfur when they are rotten so maybe eggs.
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also the yolks are yellow like sulfur so that has to have sulfur in it, right?
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>>17798912
The ground, fucknut
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Is my gf trying to cheat on me? 2016-11-26 18:15:43 Post No.17798854
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Is my gf trying to cheat on me?
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Basically she told me tonight she has to babysit her aunts kids or some shit. She does have an aunt here who she has seen recently, and I saw on her phone her aunt is going out of town this weekend. But it could still be bullshit. She told me she'd have to stay all night until the next day. She didn't give me any other information than that and I know she has a group of friends going to a club tonight. She told me about it and said she wasnt going with them. She's 22, we been dating 8 months, and I know she likes the party scene. We met at a rave.
I dunno what I should do. I think im gonna go tonight and try to catch her there with her friends.
It's really shady. What do you guys suggest.
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>>17798854
Go and try to catch her.
Good luck her friends stare at you like you're crazy and then your gf dumps you because you don't trust her.
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>>17798854
What is shady?
>She has an aunt
>Aunt is going out of town
>She babysits the kids
What's so wrong? And, even if she wanted to go to a club, what's so wrong about it?
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>>17798854
So what you're saying is she told you one thing, all the facts line up with what she said, and you still don't believe her.
It sounds like you have big trust issues.
Is there any legit reason not to believe her?
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A classmate invited me to her birthday in a few hours. We're first going to drink at her place and then go to a party that's being held in a club (nothing related to her birthday, it was just a coincidence).
I'm panicking a little bit because I only know two people out of the 7 that are going, and I don't go too often to nightclubs. I don't know how to dance etc.
Tips to not sperg out and socialize decently?
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You know 2 out of 7 people. Those people are your fallback if things go to shit. You're fine, don't sweat it.
Introduce yourself to the 5 other people asap. be approachable and you'll see that soon enough you'll know 7/7 of the people at the party. Then you won't have to worry about looking like a fool in front of people you don't know
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>>17798874
ah shit son idk i barely know those 2 anyway although one is the birthday girl. im panicky and i might just not go
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>>17799148
Introduce yourself, do everything you can to be confident, and shotgun a smile on your face.
As for dancing, look at what the people around you are doing and follow their lead.
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Would it be a good idea to ask a girl out who seems to be losing interest. I was too dense to realize she liked me before
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what have you got to loose?
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>>17798801
Her frienship and possibly respect
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>>17799051
She's losing interest anyway.
Ask her out, keep spaghetti to a minimum
Hey /adv/, need advice about how to break up with my girlfriend
>dating 3.5 years
>live ~3 hours away from her
>she came up to visit me this weekend
>want to break up with her but haven't yet because want to at least do it face to face
>this might be the last time I see her before holidays and I don't want to break up with her that close to Christmas
She's currently out having lunch with a cousin or something.
Would it be a totally horrible thing to do to break up before she goes home on Sunday..? I'd feel bad but if it doesn't happen now I likely won't have another proper chance to do it until like February.
What should I do?
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Just do it. At home, sit with her and talk.
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Might be weird, because my roommate would be here
You're probably right though. Should I do it like a couple hours before she's scheduled to leave so there's a bit of a buffer for her to stay and talk or whatever if she wants or as close to her leaving as possible? I'm super inexperienced with breakups as you can probably tell.
Or should I do it today (the day before she's supposed to leave..?)
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>>17798782
Don't do it right before she leaves. I know that would destroy me, not being able to talk about it to see why etc.
Give it at least 2 hours. If you care about her as a person, let her ask all the questions and answer them honestly.
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Is it wrong/bad idea to be a drug dealer, save up a few thousand, and then use that money to start a few legitimant buisnesses?
Don't want to waste money in college, don't want to sell drugs my whole life, just want to do it long enough to start a buisness or two that can eventually replace the income from dealing.
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You are going to have to declare that money to the IRS at some point. Also don't overestimate your drug selling ability weed is being legalized everywhere. What do you plan to push?
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No but you'll get arrested or ripped off if you're bad at it and people won't want to let you quit if you're good. If you have to ask on 4chan, you're not really cut out for it.
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Oh no, I have experience, been doing it on and off here and there. When I was in my prime I was clearing $10,000 a month, but I have ususally wasted the money on tuition, fun, and for a while cocaine. I'm just wondering if saving up this money instead and starting a buisness is a good idea, feels like the whole IRS thing would be the hardest part. I'm also wondering what the moral standing on that is.
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My gf is mad at me because of a dream she had
What the fuck am I supposed to do
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dump her retarded ass
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It is a shit test kid. Google "shit test".
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Just tell her she's being stupid for getting mad over a dream and drop it.