Alright I'm 22 and i want to buy a gun, what do i need to do to meet the requirement; y'alls standard for someone to own a gun? Don't wanna see any grief or giving me shit about asking me why.
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>Don't wanna see any grief or giving me shit about asking me why.
immediately bringing attention to yourself and why you want a gun
i won't be in school tomorrow.
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>>17794812
I just want help, and every time I post, i get never a straight fucking line of shit posting
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>>17794806
Welcome to the gun world !!
Laws vary from state to state. Where I live I can go to AND HAVE, went to the flea market and bought an AR-15.... wow that sounds really red neck to read it myself...
anyway. If you want a pistol, youre basically going to have to get a permit to conceal it on your body, if they will even let you do that.
What state are you in? I have to know to answer your questions.
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As a 5'3 male there's only so much I can do to be marketable to women. I feel like I dress reasonably well, have good complexion and am not a total social autist.
Now the real question is thst is there anything that can do to be more marketable to the attractive, good quality personality, not totally psycho women?
I am not Michael J Fox but I feel like he is a good idea of what is breaking the height barrier
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>>17794800
Invest in platform shoes
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>>17794800
Stop obsessing, be a nice guy, be funny and personable, and the girls will seek you out. Women over, say 15, are FAR less driven by looks than men, and measure guys by personality rather than height.
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>Meet girl
>Kinda cool 6.8/10 but a good person
>want to love
>cheat with ex gf since day 1
>date on and off for 3 years
>cheating the whole way through
>finally nut up to truly commit
>do everything right
>will you marry me?
>yes anon
>year long engagement
>move to different area for work
>both have very good jobs and make very good money
>wedding in less than 10 days
>haven't stopped cheating
>cheat maybe 1-2 times every 6-8 months at this point with ex gf
>fiancee gives terrible head, pretty bad sex
>can only cum thinking of others or really into it
>meh it's okay I love her
>I do truly love her to be fair
>can totally do with the sexual attraction issues given I fuck around 1-2 times a year.
>totally do want to marry her since she's the best thing to happen to me
>just can't stop cheating
>don't even want to stop cheating..
>want to be married...
>fuck
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>>17794790
this is bait but you should kys regardless
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It really isn't
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>>17795580
Yes it is trollypolly
Need some help /adv/. Gf and I are having some trouble in the bedroom, and I've pretty much run out of options. I took her virginity about a month ago, and it went as expected; some discomfort on her end, then good times were had. About two days later we had sex again, but the discomfort on her end was noticeably worse than the first time. I figured that she just needed to adjust for size (virgin tightness) and that it was normal. Third time spent a couple hours with foreplay, but still the discomfort was even worse and I couldn't even get it in. I have more details if needed but that's the gist of what we've been dealing with for the past month. Wondering if anyone has had similar experiences with this and found a solution? Pic unrelated
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I must tell you that virgin tightness as you describe it is not a lasting issue. The only time it should be present is if and when you're the guy to break her hymen and after that really you should be able to fit your dong inside given she is turned on enough every time after that.
So maybe you're just girthy as hell, maybe she is just super tight, maybe more foreplay before penetration and quite possibly some of all of that.
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>>17794783
Well the thing that concerns me the most is that previous to the first time having sex there were no issues fingering her, and now even that has become painful
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I suppose first and foremost; how wet are you getting her? What type of foreplay are you doing? Perhaps you need to try some different things?
One time I had sex with a virgin, it took a while for her to warm up to sex afterwards due to the pain during the first time. Our solution at the time was to use a ton of lubricant, going very slowly, and do as much foreplay as possible until a time where she felt more comfortable and could sufficiently get wet enough on her own. It took a couple months (and we only had sex once a week since we lived far from each other) but it was definitely worth it.
Some girls are less tolerant to pain than others, so you either need to adapt or you need gently adapt her to handle things better. But I think overall don't try to rush things.
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please rape me, i'm looking to fufill one of my biggest fantasies in life of having litttle to no control over the situation and to be forced into sexual acts i don't wanna do, like shitting down my throat. kik- arikirkland
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it's not rape if you're asking for it
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Go to /soc/ they'll know what to do with you
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>>17794719
nypa
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Was there anything else I could have done with this girl? 2016-11-25 04:28:28 Post No.17794593
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Was there anything else I could have done with this girl?
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>met her at a house show
>hit it off
>we go to get fast food with the intention of smoking at her place afterwards
>her friend bails
>she texts me late at night after we went our own ways and is just talking to me a lot
>next day I hit her up and ask her when she gets off work
>she tells me she is skipping and invites me over, acting really flirty
>get over there and we smoke and drink
>making out hard
>she lets me grope her everywhere
>even a small amount of fingering
>try sex
>she keeps rejecting
>turns out she just got out of a relationship a week before because the guy cheated on her
>eventually leave
>things are never the same
>try to salvage it for a week
>its over and I chew her out via text calling her weak and too much of a coward to straight up tell me to my face she isn't into me
>tell her she spent a week fucking with my emotions and is just ghosting me after giving me a few little glimmers of hope
>basically tell her to go to hell
If any of you saw any of those late night "what do I do with this girl" text threads, that was me
Was there any turning this girl into my girlfriend? Even a friend with benefits?
Was I fucked from the start?
Maybe I could have turned it into something if I had waited weeks or months?
Everything was screaming at me to fuck her while I was there, all the signs were there, I wanted it so fucking bad, and I've been big into the whole "strike fast strike hard, take chances, just go for it" mentality all semester and that's how I've gained so much so far anyways, it's how I make myself be extroverted and stuff
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Either way what's done is done and I've already moved on and accepted it, got two girls lined up who have agreed to go out with me and do shit (neither are white, one is a jew but that doesn't really count) (all those, how to get white girls threads are me)
Plus I'm basically falling back to just trying to get with drunken party girls now, I know I can do that much, gotten head before, one girl I may be able to make my friend with benefits and if not her I can find another one
Everything would have just been perfect if this girl had panned out for me though, we should have fucked right then and there
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Also I told her she led me on, which she completely did
She has to have known how much it seemed like she wanted to fuck, and then she is gonna blame me when it takes me a few times to get the message when it seems like everything else in existence is screaming the opposite?
And then an apology via text isn't good enough because as a lot of people would say its "thirsty" to send multiple texts back to back
Fuck her she could have been my everything, she should have been, she would have been, if I had just met her a few weeks later she wouldn't have given a shit about her stupid ex
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/adv/ is so hit or miss lately
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What, exactly, does /adv/ have against transgender people? I'd like to ask for advice for a lot of stuff that has practically nothing to do with it, but struggle to find any other scenario that would explain the situation, and always end up with advice (or lack of it) that is virtually useless in context.
Getting a sex change isn't optional in the sense that y'all think it is. My options are to get into treatments, die trying, or kill myself.
So before I even try to ask for advice on shit, I must ask, why are y'all so convinced that I don't deserve any?
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>>17794520
>I am convinced I should have a third arm
>to the point of grafting it on
>despite all the medical risks
Being transgender doesn't make any sense. Basically it comes down to "I want to have a pussy".
I understand being a fag. I understand being a cross-dressing fairy. But actual sex change? NOPE.
I mean, it's your life if you want to ruin it, but people advocating it make zero sense.
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It doesn't matter to anyone. Looking for people to disapprove of what choices you make is foolish. It comes across as though you aren't certain of the situation in the first place. Do whatever the fuck makes you happy. Anyone who wants negativity in your life isn't someone you want. Do the treatments or kill yourself. Either way, it doesn't fucking matter to strangers on the internet.
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I'm not trying to belittle your struggles but is it really an issue of life and death. I say this because I really fail to see how something like that will get you this crazy.
If you want to call yourself a woman, do so. No one is stopping you.
Also what he said >>17794537
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So a girl I knew traded me a bong and some herbs to get her a MacDealio in the middle of the night. When I received the product I could clearly tell that the stuff was some kind of cooking herb, which was not what I was looking for. Anyway, she told me today that she put battery acid in the herbs "to set (you) up", and obviously I didn't ingest it to begin with because it's smell was suspicious. My question is this: How likely is it I can get her put away for attempted murder with a written admission of guilt? She turned out to be pretty fucked in the head and she's really better off seperated from the general population anyway.
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>>17794512
Get her to confess this through text. That is your only hope. Written proof of the court won't take it seriously
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>>17794616
Have another (you)!
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>>17794512
Oh, i'm sorry. "Separated".
What would you do if the lecturer you are in love with, in class
-Asks you to bring his markers from the office by telling you hey beautiful one
-Starts to talk about how much does he enjoy the courting with a girl, and does not lose eye contac with you while doing it.
-Is talking about what does love means, does not lose eye contac with you and moved his tounge around his lips.
- Touch your arm after saying, let's suppouse I'll marry you
This fucker is really egocentric, never greets or see anyone in the halls, but every time I see him out of the classroom has eye contac with me. I don't know if i had been reading well his way to behave with me, but lately I can't take him out of my mind, i dont know what to do with this.
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>>17794484
You are not the one who is risking their job by trying.
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>>17794490
i just want him out of mind, i fuckin picture him in mind every fuckin time it's like i love him but hate him too
and those "hints" drive me mad
cant stop thinking he's into me to
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>>17794566
he just wants to fuck you
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What drug will get me drunk like alcohol without the hangover?
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>>17794475
None. I've taken every drug. And I love alcohol. Just drink beer and monitor it and eat food and drink a glass of water before bed you'll be fine
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>>17794631
>I've taken every drug
>every drug
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>>17794475
Ludes?
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how can you have sex if you're fat and ugly as fuck and disgusting and you've never even touched a girl in your life without paying for it?
it's on my bucket list, i'm 26 and it hasn't happened yet and i'm getting super nervous that it won't ever happen ;-;
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>>17794410
World of Warcraft
Werked for me
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basically be the opposite of you.
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>>17794412
i don't think you're funny
>>17794417
62 and skinny a handsome and paying for it?
how does that help the situation to say that.
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Does /adv/ have any tips on talking dirty? I love moaning and everything but I always get really shy when it comes to actual dirty talk. I don't wanna say something stupid
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>>17794398
"Make me pregnant"
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>>17794398
23 yr old girl in serious relationship here...
Me too. My bf always asks me to talk dirty and I'm like "what"
Know you aren't alone lol
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>>17794398
Bump
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>tell gf i'm into cuck stuff and i want to watch her with a another guy
>she breaks up with me
How do I apologize to her? Even if she's not into it breaking up seems kind of extreme
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Sounds like she's giving you what you wanted dude.
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>>17794387
>Even if she's not into it breaking up seems kind of extreme
except that now she knows that youre a pussy. she already has one, she doesnt need another.
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>>17794387
An apology is irrelevant. She's not breaking up with you because you've done something wrong like lying or cheating, she's breaking up with you because your kink is a major turn off and it's compromised her attraction to you.
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Hi /adv/. Long time advice-giver, first time asker.
Anyway... I have this problem.
Whenever I meet a girl I like (it doesn't matter if we actually hooked up or just got to know each other), I jump into the 'liking her' mode head first.
It's happening again, I met a woman, that I barely know, which seemed really nice and gave me a good first impression, and now I'm balls deep into liking her. It's clouding my judgement about it all and I can't even be sure if she likes me back, not the same way I mean. Although it's quite obvious she does enjoy my company (I was about to ask her out and she invited me to go with her to some place).
Then again, I'm so brainstormed right now that I kinda wanna run away... Not sure if I should go to the place (it's not a place I actually like) cuz I dont know what she wants with me...
I'm looking for tips on either going or not, the whole situation, the 'fast liker' issue, or whatever you find fit to me.
Tl;dr -> Brainstormed because I always jump heads first into liking someone. Tips on how to lower the noise in my mind and keep my coolness and calmness.
Thanks!
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Bumpitty boo.
Please respond.
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Bumped again.
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>>17794365
You might be longing for affection due to some childhood trauma or you're plain lonely and want to fill that void.
Used to have this issue as well, but then I had a longer relationship with a woman who was very similar to me, which raised my standards a bit too high.
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Guys help I'm stoned as fuck and I'm feeling paranoid.
Am I considered a "weirdo"? Is it abnormal of me to spend dozens of hours a week browsing 4chan, even r9k? Is it normal to have to restrain yourself from browsing your ex's Facebook? Is it normal to have a larger than life personality like pic related?
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You may be a weirdo to normal people, but you're not much different than anyone else who is on 4Chan. This makes you normal to us.
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You ever wondered if your "friend circle" just consists of people who only hang around with you, the weird dude, to poke him with a stick to see how long it takes to sperg out? Maybe get some money while they're at it?
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>>17794239
you're so weird you'd be a fit subject for a Louis Theroux documentary