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>>17815231
thats pathetic

>>17815235
Thanks /adv/ maybe I'll get actual advice asking how to kill myself

What'd you do wrong?
Probably info you would need to include

Obv confess to gf first you dumb fuck. Do you even truly love her or are you so immature you feel like you want it all?

>>17815222
bamp.

>>17815222
LOL keep that to yaself. if the BFF wanted ya she would have made a move on you by now. every guy dreams of banging the BFF but in reality its just fanatsy of porn films

>>17815215
youre playing on a slippery slope my friend. next week youll be here saying youre trying heroin

First time weed smokers dont know enough to tell a difference, but I guess just find any reccomended sativa strain from a shop. Just make sure you smoke/eat enough.

People who smoke for the first time get worried that they'll take too much and take a single puff of a joint.

Smoke an entire joint on your own.

I dont smoke weed anymore but I smoked it once every few nights pretty regularly for about a year. Have fun.

>>17815215
just ask the coffee shop guys what they would recommend for what you're after.

t. guy who smoked with some locals

Have you tried listening to linkin park and cutting yourself?

Frame him for something. Is he still with your mom? Cause a fake affair that you can blackmail him with

>>17815198
Yes, even tried upping my trendies intake. You ever tried giving actual advice and not being such a faggot?

>>17815169
Tell them, be honest, then deal with whatever happens after.

It's a part of becoming an adult to take responsibility for your mistakes.

>>17815169
Are your parents paying for your college?

>>17815181
Yes. I feel like a total failure. I had aspirations to go to law school and all this but I just don't think I'm in the cut for it. Fucking math. Such bullshit.

Hotels

Google "job search"

Open a bunch
Type in hotel night
Then u do the stuff
I'll tuck you in to if u want

>>17815174
please tuck me in

literally nobody has ever tucked me in ;-;

>>17815154
Some schools have cleaners come in at night.

>>17815144
Unstable people are just unstable people. She obviously has some issues that were only gonna keep getting worse.

Now you know the warning signs. Next time a girls starts doing weird unstable shite, you'll know what you're signing up for.

>>17815156
This man

Better luck next time

You're being the woman in the relationship. Stop being such a pussy.

Who cares if she won't hug you or hold your hand?

Your job as a man isn't to establish the relationship rules. Your job is to get her to have fun, laugh, and have orgasms.

"you must love in such a way that the person you love feels free."

>Take girl out
>have fun
>go home
>hook up
>When she texts you after the date, whenever that may be, say I had a great time too. Looking forward to seeing you again soon!
>Wait until she texts you again
>When she does, ask her when she's free to get together.
>Repeat process
>Eventually she'll bring up relationship stuff. Stop forcing things to happen. You're going to make her unsure of herself and you.
>Have a date night at least once a week.
>Focus on your career, goals, hobbies, etc. DO not chase her. If she wants to see you, she'll text you. You don't have to do anything but arrange dates when she texts you.

Good luck.

>>17815139
Sorry anon. Keep on truckin

>>17815139
good luck OP. i don't have any advice to offer, just my sympathies.

>>17815139
>my house caught on fire

For some reason I read this as "my horse caught on fire" the first time

I hope you never wanted to have a conversation, anon because you're not getting one.

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>>17815134
God, I can feel your autism through my screen.

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That bad huh?

You can fix it by throwing it in the garbage and buying cigarettes, fag.

>>17815100
>mouth fedora

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so anyone else? :/

this is a serious thread please don't troll me i'm fragile

maybe try be involved in the adoption process, and when she's not around, let the people that make decisions know what you think?

Try contacting social services to ask for help. Explain the story and why she shouldn't be allowed to adopt kids and what you could do if she did try to go through the process to ensure that what she actually is is revealed the inspectors if she does try to go through the process.

Is it bad I automatically hate people who foster other kids. What are they trying to make up for? Just in it for the money? Do they actuallllyyy want to help the world?
ESPECIALLY if they're own kids are shit. (Not saying u op but I know of a few ppl)

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...

How is your diet? What about your stress level? Those have big impacts on acne.

>>17815011
Try acutane.

>>17815015
I thought accutane caused dryness?

>>17814939
dont worry about not knowing what life is for. no one does anyway.
as for the other things i cant help ya, that just sucks.

>>17814939
Stop worrying about it. There is no reason behind any of this. Honestly it makes more since for the universe to not exist than it does for it to exist. Live for hedonism if you're selfish, or philanthropy if helping others makes you happy.

>>17814939
there's literally no point to anything at all. I find it comforting, because now i know no matter what the hell i do with my life, i wont have to worry about it cuz ill be dead. giving a fuck is where you went wrong, OP

>>17814936
I work in HR.
I just hope your parents are wealthy.

Color is better imo

>>17814940
do they tell you not to hire people with tattoos?

>>17814925
This can't be the only option for me, I really don't want to go to any other school (the only schools I can go to are community colleges, I can't send any transcripts due to a hold) and my job right now sucks (manual labor). I hate myself right now for being...emotional, and I can't help it that I couldn't find any enjoyment in my work because my best friend committed suicide. I just want to be somebody, I might not be capable of being the next Einstein, but even after getting over it and having a boosted feeling of confidence after all the lifting and reading, I fear that I lost my ability to think, and I will never know for sure unless I take courses or do research. I know I'm a smart kid, but I feel like I'm going nowhere. No one wants me, I feel like I pushed my friends away because I'm down, and hearing them say that I'm their inspiration actually hurt me because I'm at an all time low. I'm stuck, and I don't know what to do, and I turn to you guys /adv/. Do you guys have any advice on what I should do? I just want to be somebody.

It's not your fault, so stop calling yourself a loser. Depression is a serious thing. Don't feel bad about getting kicked out because of this. Again, it's not your fault.

You have so much to live for. And don't join the army.

>>17814945
It's really not the end of the world dude. Try to focus on yourself. Try to find a loved one. Talk to your parents. I'm sure people like you.