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>>17814905
Btw 3 weeks and almost 500 matches is too much or too little?

>>17814913
Too much, chad

>>17814922
How about if it's the other way around? For a girl? Is she hot or is that too little?

>>17814887

it depends what kind of person you are and what options you have.

I like to hang out at bars but im not really a drinker. but its a great way to chill after work (when i go home i tend to just do more work, so its good to have somewhere to chill). so at a bar i usually get a water. you tip the bartender 1 dollar. you maybe drink 2 waters an hour. if you're reallly drinking.

if you're feeling adventurous, have a soda. most just have coke, whih is fine. but some actually have special sodas. what i like to do is ask a 'cherry coke' where they drop in 4 cherries, some coke, and then fill it up with a little bit of cherry juice from the cherry jar. delicious.

you can also order a 'shirley temple' but only do this is you're confident and well off. i have a friend who doesnt drink. we went to vegas. he ordered a shirly temple

>girl: that looks great, what is that
>my friend: a shirley temple
>girl: laughs outrageously, pulls the other girls in and asks him to repeat himself

he does. the rest have a little giggle. the first/mean girl just leaves. its okay though she was ugly and over weight. the other girls, average to hot. and even though they laughed, none of them cared. one was legit biting her lip as he spoke. hes a very innocent and sexy guy, so i cant blame her.

but yeah otherwise just a soda. if you're REALLY uncomfortable wiht admitting you're not having alcohol just say 'jack and coke' if anyone asks.

but i just play it striaght and admit its soda, not a big drinker.

no need to do more than one drink an hour, less if its a crowded bar and you'd go unnoticed. i only bother to get a drink if its at a small bar across from me where i actually know the bar tenders.

coffeeshops are good but it feels MOER awkward if you dont have food or dirnk, and their beverages feel like they have a 'time limit' being hot or extra cold and all that.

>>17814911
Autism

>>17814911
lol, this is fucking hilarious

Better than pretending you did.

>>17814856

>i was asked at work

dude why? sexual harassment even if you're budding around jesus.

in general if someone says you're a virgin just act surprused. the fact that people are asking means they're pretty sure you are one tho

>>17814856
>I was asked at work and said the truth. Bad?

Unless it is a doctor trying to figure out if you have an STD. It is nobody's business, so I would just lie.

The worse that could happen, if you are good looking, is that people will suspect that you are closet gay. Then again, it is none of their business.

>>17814829
I like a grill but I don't know how express interest in her. I went out with her but just kept the conversation dry because I don't know how to flirt or express interest. To be honest I'm tempted to just confess over text. What do?

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>>17814838
i don't fucking know. relationships are the worst and starting them is hard. good luck :/

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>>17814851
fuck I feel like I left out some pretty important stuff there. We're friends and she likes me enough that she brought me back to hers to try and fuck me once, but I sperged out. Honestly I talk to her rarely but she always seems interested, I just don't reciprocate because I don't know how and so it always dies out. I like her but I'm never comfortable around her and feel like a burden with my awkwardness. I dunno if you can help out, don't worry about it if you can't.

>>17814828
Give it a yearish. You'll need the experience, or look for a better offer before you accept this one if possible.

>>17814828
do you have any other opportunities for work experience?

Just intern experience alone for several months isn't going to make you very competitive. You're already ahead of many of your colleagues if you have work experience before graduating. Everyone without any is going to be desperate for even an entry level job outside their program of study after a a month or so of searching for a job even if they are in STEM because everyone is in STEM.

I don't know where you are but it's especially bad here in Canada with the government keeps pushing for more post-secondary education (more grants every year) with no regard to market demand.

>>17814867
American here.

I guess my main concern is that if I do accept the counteroffer, I feel as though it will be used against me. Does anyone know what I mean when I say this? Its a little hard to explain.

>>17814824
People want different things anon, shocking I know.

Because people don't realize that happiness comes from within so they try to find it in external things. So when everything else fails they come to the conclusion that the lack of a partner is what's making them unhappy.

>>17814830
Okay but I don't understand why people would actually go so far as to want to kill themselves because they can't receive female/male attention. I'm a KHV, no friends, I don't get the big deal.

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>>17814821
Life is shit.

>>17814835
But I'm not. Depression maybe but not anxiety

>>17814821

have you asked a girl to eb your girlfriend? being a man means constantly carrying the relationship. until you assert yourself as the boyfriend, they arent going to invest in you.

truth here tho OP, has any of these women seemed dateable?

actually, thats not the right word. has any of them made you feel special?

>>17814729
Don't keep holding out home senpai. I know you don't want to hear this but when someone "needs space" that's means they are on the hunt to bang somebody else.

You need to move out asap before you get jealous and start acting stupid. I'm a jealous person and I would not stand somebody texting their ex in front of me fuck that.

I know this is cliche but you should find some other hoes to fuck

what did you do? was it cause you're poor/boring/cotnrolling? Considering that she's texting her ex in front of you, it's safe to say it looks you're done bro

There is one thing you can do. Bring a girl home and fuck her. Preferably with her in the house. she'll throw a shitshow

>(She starts texting him every time we have a fight or don't get along.

This is a red flag and you're a fool for not noticing this earlier. She wants her ex. Why would you tolerate that for so long?

Start running for Mexico, if you make it before the wall you'll be in the clear.

Actually there's probably a warrant out for you. It's not really a big deal, it's just a fine, but you'll want to connect the court house immediately so you aren't in a worse situation later on.

Good luck

>>17814741
>warrent

I've literally ignored summons for 10 years, straight into the garbage. The CIA niggers aren't after me yet. In San Diego atleast

>>17814713

Courts have been cracking down on this kind of thing in recent years. There is a chance that nothing will happen but there is also a chance that something will.

Depending on the judge, if you ignore a jury summons they can issue a bench warrant for your arrest, meaning that they aren't sending a team to hunt you down but if you get pulled over or stopped by a cop and they run your name through the system they 100% will take you to jail.

Once you're in jail you'll be charged with contempt of court and you'll have to explain to the judge why you didn't show up for jury duty. Most contempt charges are just mid-sized fine but the inconvenience of being in lockup and having to go through all this bullshit is the real kicker.

Your best bet is calling your local courthouse and fessing up and seeing what you can do about it. The best chance that you'll receive a bench warrant is if you do nothing.

Then again, there's a chance that they won't bother issuing a warrant at all and nothing will happen.

Your call.

I'm in that situation and honestly, try to be clean, fit, have a nice job/career and hope for the best.

>>17814706
plastic surgery or face tattoos

>>17814706
pic

Where do you live? Look into the employment laws to see if you have any recourse. Sounds like wrongful termination in which case you can sue.

Go to a therapist and get help for the sexual assault. It doesn't make you a weak person, it just means you need a little bit of help for now. Go get it done.

If you explain your situation to your parents they'll understand. You have to be honest with them, though. If they don't, then never talk to them again, if they can't support the person you are, they're not worthy of being in your life.

Once again, go get psychological help for your friends suicide.

Take it a day at a time. You can solve a lot of your problems by talking to a psychologist. Vocalizing and externalizing your problems and frustrations is very therapeutic, and regardless the sessions will help you immensely.

What do you spend most of your day doing? You can 100% pass your classes, you just have to put in the work. Talk to your University/College about disability support because of your current situation, you should be awarded some clemency. Perhaps consider deferring for a semester to get your shit sorted?

>>17814717
Toronto.
The police sent a letter to my school letting them know I went through something traumatic and i've been seeing my schools psychologist.
I got a two week extension for some assignments, but that's really all they could do.
I have put in work for my classes, it's the past two weeks have been really difficult and I missed some assignments. I get 70's and 80's in my class but apparently i missed a 15% assignment which is mandatory to pass the class...
I don't even mean to be making excuses it just seems like things are out of my control.. everything is burning

i just want to feel happy and normal again?
every morning in the subway i always think about jumping but i could never hurt someone who didn't deserve it (driver, people watching).....

but regardless i'm going to be hurting ppl wether i'm dead or alive

i can't tell my psychiatrist how i feel or i'll end up in the mental hospital, and that ruins my entire career as they will do a full background check... and if they see that, it's over.

i don't know what to do.

1. Call his parents and ask them what the fuck is going on
2. Inform them of the situation
2a. File missing persons report
3. Contact the police with the information that you have
4. Wait for shit to happen/move on.

Sounds like he's been trapped by a girl and she's threatening to falsify rape claims as a means of blackmail. That's illegal, and involving your bf's parents / the police will fix things.

Sorry you have to go through this matey. More details would be interesting / nice to have, though it doesn't really change anything.

>>17814694
>>17814694
>>17814694
Thanks for the help, senpai. Here's some more details if needed, I'll try not to mention what I already have too much.

For the sake of my boyfriend, I'll use a fake name, which will be Jad.
Jad and I have dated previously, the first time we dated was roughly for a few weeks or could be months, I honestly don't remember since I have a short memory. Eventually, he messaged me saying he wanted to break up because he felt bad about moving on after his previous relationship, which was three months before we dated. We both moved on, no contact during the months we weren't dating until I got out of a relationship and we started talking again, eventually he said he wanted to get back together. We did, then he informed me of his past. He did illegal things, which I won't get into for his sake, as well as told me he was a lowkey fuck boy who has been flirting with plenty of girls because he was certain we wouldn't get back together. I was upset, but I didn't mind it because it was in the past. Everything was good, he got me early birthday gifts, which was a video game which I really wanted and some weeb sailor dress, which was more money than anyone has spent on me within the first two weeks of a relationship, he had money because of the things he did, as well as trying to give me large sums of money at once, which I declined. ($400+). all goes smoothly until he loses his internet from his roommate not paying it, and since his mother apparently took over 10,000 dollars from him just days after he offered me the money, he couldn't pay it. He doesn't come back for a week, then he gets internet for a good two days, all goes back to normal before he disappears out of nowhere. As I said, I was blocked everywhere after finding out, not a single word from him. He was changing his profile pictures on social media, only way that I knew it was still him, (con..)

On his profile, it read "I didn't mean to leave so suddenly," along with the nickname I've given to him, that he never uses around anyone else. I knew it was him writing that, but I still wanted to move on because I felt hurt at the time, him leaving with no explanation was rude, I had no reason to worry anymore because I knew he was there, just not there with me. Then, I get the message from here which I already mentioned, this person who is on his profile changed the picture, the status, etc. After unblocking me on his account, the person on the account mocked me for not knowing where he was when he left, as well as bringing up him being in jail for driving without a license, and the last time anyone ever seen him was when he was doing something illegal at the person's house, which claims to be a person who knows my boyfriend in real life. Jad never brought up this person before, so I was confused. The things she told me (the person on the account) later were false, as she was trying to trick me for the sake of me leaving my boyfriend alone. Then, she claimed my boyfriend taught her how to hack (which I'll admit, he refused to help me so I have no idea how to do) and she hacked all his social media and she was the one who blocked me on his accounts. She then said if I convince him to date the person on the account, she'll let me talk to him, if I tried to help him or flirt with him, she'd make rape accusations and that's where I stopped talking to this person.

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>>17814676
Just be a fun guy to be around,you can flirt with her a bit but its better to not straight out tell her u like her

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>>17814691
>she knows you like her
>didn't say anything to me yet
>i don't talk to her that much

just end me

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what kind of "tutorials"

because there's lots of kinds of "tutorials" some things illegal and legal like fraud.

>>17814670
best advice i can give is use a vpn, always disable java, always use PGP when dealing with underground markets, don't go looking for cp. other than that if you aren't filtering your IPv4 internet through onion routing you should be ok.

>>17815805
Not OP but
>not looking for CP
What's the fucking point then?

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>>17814648
Yeah, me too.

>>17814648

>things are hard
>I might have to do something that is out of my comfort zone
>Nah, better kill myself instead

Every teenager ever these days, I swear. Mom didn't pack me hot pockets in my lunch box. Better slit my wrists. My friend said two words to me the other day - they must hate me. Better kill myself.

Just do it already if you're gonna do it. But you're not - you're coming to websites like this to look for advice on how to make things better, except most of the time it's advice none of you want to hear because it: A - implies that you have things wrong with you and B - you might have to do something to fix them, and C - that stuff might take a while and be difficult to do.

Life requires effort. Stuff doesn't always go your way. Sometimes you have to weather through the bullshit for things to get sorted out. But this is the generation of instant gratification, so there's no such thing as patience anymore. Or willpower, or determination. Just press some buttons on my phone and hope to be entertained or get laid.

Do something, kid. Time waits for no man. Stop living for hatred, 'cause that's what got you into your mess in the first place.

>>17814648
Yeah, that's pretty much exactly the same as how I feel, except for the fact I know for certain a normal life wouldn't make me happy at all. But otherwise it's the complete same.