Jesus Christ

I hope you never wanted to have a conversation, anon because you're not getting one.

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>>17815134
God, I can feel your autism through my screen.

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That bad huh?

>>17815153
Maybe, MAYBE, if you had said it as "You wanna have a convo or what?" And you were known as being a straight talker, alpha dude. But even then it'd be dumb sounding.

>>17815157
I see. Best case scenario she was asleep when i sent it. If not i guess i'm fucked

>>17815153
You sound like an ass desu.

You might be able to salvage this by playing it off like you meant to send that to a friend who was being a dick.

>>17815164
Yea i was thinking of that. I honestly don't even know why i sent that i feel fucking retarded

I am the absolute worst when it comes to convos with girls but, maybe you couldve just said " oh ok cool. So what are you up to?"

>>17815134
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>>17815171
I'm crying from laughter right now, OP. Thank you for this.

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>>17815171

Its because you are retarded, OP.

You're the most retarded.

>>17815225
fuck I miss that beautiful bastard.

you need to blame this on spell check and make it sound convincing

i just can't think of a good word that seems like "convo" tho that you could insert into that sentence.

>>17815257
oh shit just realized this wouldn't work because convo isn't a real word and spell check wouldn't autocorrect into that... I guess OP yea you're done for. Sorry I really wanted to help

>>17815134

Why do you type like a fucking retard? Is it to hard to form meaningful sentences?

Honestly from your texts it screams that you're not interested in having a conversation with her. Short & to the point, no emotion...

Are you autistic or 12?

>>17815134
OP is the one in yellow?

>>17815340
Yes. i'm guessing you don't have a smart phone? The user of the smart phone is always on the right hand side.

>>17815345
>Yes. i'm guessing you don't have a smart phone
Nope, but thanks. I'll have to remember this.

OP seems kinda rude, where did that come from?

Say your brother sent that being a dick

>>17815134
why did you ask whether she wants to have a convo? you already had one wtf and never ask that ever. you lead she doesnt

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>>17815263
>Honestly from your texts it screams that you're not interested in having a conversation with her. Short & to the point, no emotion

>tfw if I showed you how I type you'd probably say the same thing

Course i'd never do that "Sooo wanna have a convo?" thing but damn you're making me feel

Alpha as fuck tbqh

>>17815134
Oh you fucking social idiot

I'm guessing you were more trying to say, in your head, "So you do you wanna keep talking to me all day for real or were you just here to ask me about this thing?"

In which case, you should still NEVER ask that. You should just go for it and see where the conversation goes, not ask for permission to talk.

>>17815134
>two questions at start that could lead to conversation killed by your boring answers
>wasted chance to ask her further
>THE ABSOLUTE CRINGE IN THE END

8/10 autism

>>17815515
What would you say in response to those first two questions?

"What are you doing?" Or "how was your day?" Are always a good start bro. Say you meant to send that to someone else. Also helps to answer the questions with more than "nah"

>>17815540
>How was class today
"We just rehearsed for tuesday, it was XXXX and XXXX happened, which was pretty XXXX but at least XXXX didn't XXXX."

Basically go more in detail, try to tell a story, if it's interesting and funny, even better. Add a personal touch. You're not answering a survey and the actual information is not the priority.

Same for second, although obviously need to be careful not to overload her with text. Also show more interest in her, most of my autistic gaymer friends don't sold as cold towards me as you did towards her and none of them wants to bang me.

>>17815564
>"What are you doing?"
Is one of the worst starters ever. Asking about the day is decent though.

>>17815134
Why cant I open the fucking image ?

Every other is loading but that

Halp