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Yes.

>>17814042
How do I an hero then?

Just do something else with your life

5/10 story bro, post when the sex actually hapens

2/10
Story is going to end with OP's murder.

>>17814009
3/10 at best, pretty poor effort.

By selling your soul to the pussy Jew and sacrificing your lifespan, free time, hobbies and any joy of personal development to get a leftover of what chad gets for free because being born with better genetic package.

Unless you are above average already, then there is even less reason to chase perfection since girls will approach you anyway.

Or you want to chase a perfection as human being? Then it's not about physical and interpersonal stuff. It's about virtue and vice. But you won't become chad this way.

Your choice.

>>17814006
>self improvement

I bet you're American

>>17814006

by constantly improving yourself in every field.

you want physical perfection? exercise. not just 'work out' but actually push your physical limits in ways that are helpful. not just 'show muscles.

want to be smart? learn. always. never stop learning. dont get a job, just keep up with school. and then when you cant get any more debt, pick up more books and simply read everything you can, then discuss it with others: those who don't know, those who know more, and those who know about what you know. so you can see it from all sides.

never claim to know anything. simply say 'this is what I've read, this is what I've heard'. if anything can be remotely opinion sounding, then dont claim it to be fact. especially if its a generalization. cuz you'll still 'seem' wrong to many, and your goal here is to be loved, not actually be perfect.

>>17813976
20-25 mil ought to do it

>>17813980
the fuck did you think of

A comfortable 25K. Enough to pay off my student debts, get a beater car, and pay rent for the next couple years while I get settled in my new office job, though it's not permanent and only a contract until March, so I'll have to fight for a permanent position.

I'd think that's a very liberal amount too, less would even do.

>>17813975

does the orgasm itself suck or just the part once its over?

a lot of people 'crash' after the orgasm. most to a lesser degree. it tired us out and makes us hungry. if thats an issue try to wait til right before bedtime to rub one out

>>17814000

Trips

I fapped like 20min ago, it was like while I was orgasming, I had the overwhelming feeling or regret, guilt, and dullness. That's all I felt and all I feel now too

>>17814010

no physical pleasure? sounds like you have some issues to talk with a therapist consiering most of those are emotions

That doesn't make any sense, how does a Muslim run a pizza place? Most topping contain pork.

>>17813963
I suppose making unclean foods doesn't compromise his practise.
I have cooked some good non-kosher meals myself.

Most Muslims (non westernized) hate Jews, and given that he is devout enough to pray, he probably does too. So the best you can do is nothing.

All the persons involved in OP's post are terrible human beings, OP included.

redpill the guy
when they break up smash that pussy
if they dont - redpill the guy by smashing that pussy

>>17813890
Too bad, nothing personnel kiddo.
I've done nothing yet, that's why I'm asking.

>>17813878

if youre personality did a total 180 maybe, that'd be weird, but theyd get overi t.

but just talking to people isnt 'outgoing' its just going from quiet to somewhat talkative.

no, you're not too late. people dont label quiet people as 'the weird guy'.

you have to remember you're only the main character in your own head. not e veryone else is sitting around judging the guyt they never talked to.

>>17813878
Are you a freshman or some shit?

>>17813889
Well yeah it's my first year in college

>>17813885
>you have to remember you're only the main character in your own head. not e veryone else is sitting around judging the guyt they never talked to.

Very true, I'll try to remember this

>>17813877

Your debts are relatively small. Just work and pay them off little by little. Debt isn't an issue as long as you can still live comfortably and pay the monthly fees. There are plenty of people who graduate collage with tens of thousands of debt and no job prospects, so you're in a better spot than them by far. Maybe consider if you could cut down on living costs for a while, so that you could pay off the loan completely and then have more money in the long run. For example, are you spending money on luxuries you don't need? If you save on them now, you can spend more on them once you've paid back the debt.

>>17813877

cut the payments wherever you can. how much are you spending on food? fun?

smart and final has a 40 pound box of chicken thighs for 40 bucks. thats enough meat to last you more than a month. with other neccisities and things to balance that out you could probably do 100 bucks a month for food, 150 at most.

as far as fun goes you can cut out any thing frivilous. limit yourself to eating out once a week for 20ish dollars or less.

to avoid WANTING to go out, try to create home body things to do with friends. movie nights, game nights.

isntead of buying new games download classics on your computer, and sync up with ONE usb controller.

if you can cut your rent down by room sharing, consider it.

>>17813877

also you are not fucked at all, thats pretty simple. i make 1500 a month and have over 300 dollars in student loan pays a month.

You're not a sociopath dw anon

No joke, read American Psycho.
Seeing someone being completely detached from reality and doing whatever he feels like without boundaries helps to understand what actually makes a sociopath/psychopath.

>>17813872
No no you're just a little ray of sunshine

Keep it a secret. Never tell her.

You don't even love your wife, you don't care if she's cheated on you, and you're cheating on her. Dude why are you still married? Did you ever love her ever? Just caus shes cute and fun?

Lol your new girl knows you're married? Have fun with that trainwreck.

>>17813852
Ppl stay married after a long time for life stability
It's like having a good friend to share bills and shit with

>>17813811
You're not actually I love with this girl
It's just infatuation
Stay with your wife, don't tell her, use a condom

placebo

>>17813813
I don't think it's a placebo, I think just having blue balls irritates you and when you're irritated you give less of a shit and feel less comfortable doing nothing.

>>17813807
Damn i need a grill to sit on my face again

>>17813796
Sell weed it's the easiest way to make money but you can get in trouble if your dumb

>>17813801
Thats what i was thinking, sell to only 12 people i know and no one else. But what else?

>>17813806
Dude thats the best way just start selling bigger quantities get them to sell to their friends and so on that's how I did it now I'm sitting pretty

KYS

its kinda fucked but it takes two to tango, and she has more of a responsibility to him. Raw is sketch though

>>17813773
Enjoy your AIDS dumbass

Jump off building most people pass out before they even hit the ground bc of the speed of the fall

>>17813728
I wouldn't really call that painless. Too much risk including the fact that falling is scary as hell.

>>17813714
You can't kill yourself painlessly. Even if you managed to die peacefully, whoever found your body would deal with the psychological pain of finding a suicide. Your parents would deal the pain of losing a child, as would all of your loved ones and anyone who knew you that thinks they should have known.
You can't do it painlessly.