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How can a woman please a man in bed?
Am grill, fucked a few times, but never took control in bed because I have no idea what to do to a guy besides make out, moan, suck dick, and either actually orgasm or fake it for him.
Is that all you fucks want? How can a woman make sex better for you?
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>>17817700
the easiest way to please a man is sticking a huge dildo up his ass
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>>17817700
Surprise fisting.
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>>17817700
It depends on the person you're having sex with. In general though, one of the best, general ways to please a man is to show him that you want, even need, him. From there, there are a few different options. If he's the type to take control and be dominant, try dirty talk. Start mild ("I love feeling you in me") and if he responds well, amp it up ("I'm your whore"). If he's a little more passive, try worshiping his body. Focus on every part, not just the penis. Kiss, suck, caress and fondle. Look at him and his body as if you have a deep, yearning hunger.
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So my hippy little sister came back from a yoga retreat and has completely lost her mind, she's been doing LSD and Shrooms, thinks she's reached enlightenment like Buddha, Jesus. She's saying the most insane shit imaginable, like her purpose in life is to protect the water and the babies and guide humanity. She brought a dead fish back from hawii in a water bottle, it's wrapped in wire. Been shoeing us this cult website: humandesign.net
I'm seriously scared right now. what do?
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>>17817684
Bro, I've done LSD. My roomate and buddy did LSD. His mom did LSD. Some of my coworkers have done LSD. None of us have made a shift like that. My roomate, who is already spiritual, did not make a shift like that.
Your sister was like this beforehand. She went there looking for this. She used her experience to legitimize her feelings and as a flag to plant as proof of her self-proclaimed success.
Be supportive. Be a good example. Bail her out when she needs you, she's family. But she's also herself.
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I knew a girl in H.S that's like this now. Basically use to be normal party drug girl and next thing I knew she moved to the middle of the desert and sells mineral oils.
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>>17817706
I've done LSD multiple times too and I can vouch for this. From half-tab "functional" doses where you're just a more empathetic version of yourself to 2 tab doses where I lose all sense of reality and self, nothing would (or should) change your behaviour to a degree like this.
I'm also suspecting she was like this beforehand, but this really just brought it out
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ugh did I just miss any chance of asking this woman out? 2016-12-02 23:22:50 Post No.17817561
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ugh did I just miss any chance of asking this woman out?
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>Be me
>Be shopping at health food place for supplements
>10/10 qT Woman who works there walked past me.
>Double takes a bit and walks back
>"you look like you are absolutely lost"
>I respond with a chuckle and I said "nah I think that's just my face"
>She giggles a bit.
>We talked for a bit but couldn't tell if just being nice cuz she works there or really wanted to talk.
>Anyways I find what I want
>We walk to counter
>I ask about another product
>she says its coming in later this week and she will save me one since they always sell out.
>I'm like thanks "hopefully I don't get lost on the way here"as a joke
>She smirks and I say ill see you then.
Did I just utterly screw this up?
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>>17817561
Ask her out the next time you come in, faggot. You're way overthinking this.
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>>17817561
She's at work. It's her job to make you happy.
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>>17817568
This I hate how many asshat customers think I want to be hit on just bc I answered your stupid fucking question that you would have the answer to if you read the package >>17817568
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Does pussy wetness decrease with age? When I was a teenager I would get a tight, swollen feeling down there like it was pumped with blood
Now I just get mild wetness, and maybe my clitoris gets harder, that's it
Is it just an age thing? I'm in my mid twenties
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>>17817530
An average woman's libido gets higher right up until it peaks at 35. That's what your hormones are "supposed" to do.
Maybe talk to your gyno about it, maybe experiment a bit? I'm a dude, so I literally have no idea.
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At 35 you should be at your wettest like walking past a good looking guy should make you change your panties you have s hormone problem you're probably overweight that causes hormones to go way out of whack
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>>17817572
At 25 not 35 ***
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How to remove shit roommates 2016-12-02 22:17:02 Post No.17817382
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How to remove shit roommates
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Can anyone give me any ideas on how to aggravate a roommate to the point they leave and don't come back? As of now I sleep during the day so that I can stay up all night with the lights on and making as much noise as possible. I've made terrible smells before using peanuts and water and I'll probably try it again. I'm just trying to get this alcoholic fuck to leave as soon as possible. So, anyone got any dastardly ideas to make it so I can finally sleep at night?
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>>17817382
Why should he be the one leaving? If the arrangement bothers you, just leave yourself and find another place. Don't be an asshole.
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Have you tried talking to them?
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>>17817382
Start stealing his alcohol, and when he confronts you about it, refuse any knowledge while acting visibly drunk
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I'm a girl and recently got myself a boyfriend. I'm gonna have sex for the first time soon.
How am I supposed to behave during action ?What should I wear ? What about hair? I'd take any advice
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I'm a guy but I can say some from the guy's side.
Communicate if it feels good or bad, don't just clench your teeth. Communicate if you want it faster or slower. There is good kind of hurt and bad kind, communicate it.
Don't go psychotic during or just before, be sure you want to do it.
Beside that, more performance stress is on the guy, not the girl. I just can't imagine what can go wrong on the girls side but there are plenty failures for a guy.
Be sure to not get preggers by any means you can.
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>>17817141
You will be wearing nothing and your hair will be loose hanging just try to have fun it'd your first time so I'm sure ur bf isn't expecting anything crazy you can work on kinky shit later on down the road
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Also you can trim the vag if it's too bushy, especially if you want him to eat you out. Shaving, well, some guys prefer it but I don't know about this one.
Beside that basic hygiene, just don't be stinky.
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If I shoot myself in the head through my mouth with an AR15 is there any chance I'll live and be a herp derp or vegetable or am I pretty much guaranteed to be dead? I know the round is small but fast so I'm not sure if it might do the trick
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>>17816770
fill your mouth with water before pulling the trigger, goodluck anon.
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>>17816770
There is a very, very good chance to succeed but no guarantees. There are tons of people who got shot in the head and survived. Hell, you could remove half of your brain and survive.
The fuck you want to do an hero for?
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>>17816770
Put it in full auto. That way when you pull the trigger you'll get more that one round. Also aim up not back.
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Okay guys and girls, I think there is hope. 2016-12-02 17:26:24 Post No.17816723
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Okay guys and girls, I think there is hope.
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Me and my ex girl split up almost 2 months ago. She dumped me after acting distant, I didn't know how to handle it so was distant too, but she was under a lot of stress and being bullied in school because people knew about us (She's 16 and I'm 18). Gossip about her dating an older guy, just immature shit like that but she's really sensitive and yeah, but nothing bad actually happened between us.
I was her first serious and longest relationship, her first kiss and I did treat her really good, always done cute things for her and we were very close. Things were calm after break up, until 2 weeks after she got with someone then I got mad (although it was just a rebound, they only lasted 3 days).
Since then we've just argued on/off, so much has been said, very hurtful things from both sides. I'd try and ignore her but she contacts me, sometimes even meeting up but we just argue (as we live like 20 seconds from each other). Me putting myself out there, her pushing me away, saying she don't like me, she's over me. She told her best friend that told me, she said a while back she will regret breaking up with me but feels its best for now. She says she don't want me anymore but why still contact me, why still argue, she tells me to get out of her life, past 2 weeks I done just that but she contacts me again just to argue. Telling me sorry isn't enough (like she wants me to do more?). I told her nothing I do is enough is it, but she dodged the question, saying she isn't in the mood (this was yesterday). I asked her whats up but I already knew, because her sister told me she came home crying because of the bullying, and she told me about it but says she don't wanna talk about it. I just let her know I'm here for you if you wanna talk.
So I've just tried being nice recently, not mentioning anything about relationship. This was out convo today, and for the first time in 2 months she said sorry.
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>>17816723
You text her like a needy faggot
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>>17816744
This
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>>17816723
She dumped you and you continue to let her string you out like this?
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>think about eating my cum when i masturbate
>lose all interest as soon as i cum
How do I overcome this?
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>>17814769
Do it over and over until the novelty wears off
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>>17814769
sit yourself in a position where you'll cum into your mouth
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>>17814769
do it anyways.
>but i lose interest
than dont do it
>but i want to overcome it
do it anyways.
>but i lose interest
than dont do it
>but i want to overcome it
do it anyways.
>but i lose interest
than dont do it
>but i want to overcome it
do it anyways.
>but i lose interest
than dont do it
>but i want to overcome it
do it anyways.
>but i lose interest
than dont do it
>but i want to overcome it
do it anyways.
>but i lose interest
than dont do it
>but i want to overcome it
do it anyways.
>but i lose interest
than dont do it
>but i want to overcome it
do it anyways.
>but i lose interest
than dont do it
>but i want to overcome it
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Well girlfriend broke up with me today )^;
Anyway she said she just wants to remain friends and that she still cares about me.
Before me and her were ever in a relationship we were really good friends and texted all the time and so i was wondering when should i start texting her like normal again? I dont really have hard feelings or anything so what should i do?
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If you don't have hard feelings then it shouldn't be too bad. Unless you start to miss her.
Right now Im in a bad breakup so i got very hard feelings and cant give better advice.
Just be cool. Not clingy. Come off as an independent individual that you should be
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>>17814649
Op here, I mean i miss her but im not like mad or anything. So should i just wait to text her until it feels natural?
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>>17814579
>when should i start texting her like normal again
Never ever until she's begging for you back or she removes herself from your life.
Staying friends with a woman you dated is a legit horrible idea. Especially for one who chose to break up with you. It doesn't matter how well you used to get along or for how long you did because in the end they're just nurturing their decision and slowly confirming that you're just a charity box of good times to them.
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Are these stories about guys who keep having sex after ejaculation real?
The girl might be the hottest thing in the world, as soon as i cum, i want her to get the fuck out of my house so i can take a shower and play video games. I can't keep focused on having sex after ejaculation and i instantly lose interest in the woman i'm with.
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>>17812887
>instantly lose interest in the woman i'm with.
This is kinda unrelated to your question, but you should try to find better women
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>>17812887
You will know the woman is actually worth your time when you wanna do faggy shit like cuddle or talk after fucking.
After every woman other than my wife, I would want them gone soonest after blowing my load.
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>>17812887
I used to do this a lot. Could cum 3 times without getting soft.
In all honesty it doesn't make a woman want you any more than she already does and as a man the bit that really annoys me is I'm with a girl I really love now but stopped being able to multipleorgasm at about 25. I feel like I wasted energy on girls who aren't even half of what my current gf is.
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The Tinder Experience 2016-12-01 00:34:29 Post No.17811706
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Let's hear those tinder experiences
Good, bad, ugly
Looking for help to decided if tinder, or similar, is right for me.
For context, I'm a 21 y/o broke, male college student in a degree path with a 10:1 male-to-female ratio.
I'm mostly worried about :
My lack of experience
My lack of money
The possibility of someone I know finding my tinder profile
I'm just looking to meet some girls. Should I give it a shot? Is having an online dating profile at 21 weird?
Any input is appreciated!
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Uuuum, 21 is the perfect time to have a Tinder profile. It was pretty much made for younger adults. Match.com and eHarmony are the ones for 40 year olds. Just make a profile and have fun with it. If you try to hard, you'll end up never meeting up with anyone and when you finally do, they will be full retard. I deleted my Tinder profile because Tinder is a fucking joke if that helps..not I guess not, I suppose that conflicts with what I've just said..oh well.
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I matched with a girl two weeks ago but have been out of town the past two weekends. Would it be weird to suddenly message her?
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> date girl for almost 3 years
> she dumps me
> get tinder cause lonely af
> literally 100s of matches
> doesnt fill the void
Im not even trying to brag, it makes me feel fucking disgusting and I miss her even more because all the girls I matched with are awful
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Older but not wiser, the thread for the 25+ anons.
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Everything, literally everything in life, is a scam. The world is rotten to the core.
Just when I start to see think I'm getting ready to join the human race again, I realise that I don't even want to be a part of this disgusting society and all that its people strive for
I am at my happiest slumped in front of 4chan. Cozyness is far preferable to becoming a stressed out slave to a 'career', money and ungrateful, damaged women.
I couldn't give a fuck anymore
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>>17795358
>Older but not wiser.
Yup, 28 year old here. I have more XP but it hasn't really translated into any tangible skill or achievements.
Desperately trying to secure a life for myself, but constantly depressed by the fact that no matter how hard I grind now, I'll never be as good as I could have been if I'd started 10 years ago.
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>>17795409
You are either psychologically well rounded enough to succeed in life and become a box ticking drone, or you are nothing at all.
There is no way out really. The biggest lie is that there is light at the end of the tunnel. Barring some amazing good luck, life is destined to be a grind forever for those who couldn't get their shit together at a young age
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So here's my thing, kinda here to vent and see what others think. I'm diagnosed with depression and anxiety (just in case it relates to this) I've been having hallucinations lately. I'll explain them if someone asks/replies whatever. I do not have schizophrenia. I don't hear voices. I just wanna know why they're happening. I'm on Zoloft.
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what sort of hallucinations?
do they happen during the day or right before/after you sleep?
how often do you get them?
how severe are they?
then again, you are probably better of talking to a psychiatrist than asking people on a chinese cartoon board.
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>>17818087
Usually at night. And sometimes early morning, they aren't usually severe, just Hugh anxiety making me believe there's all kinds of unseen forces. Sometimes I'll hear things, like random noises. Occasionally like an old cartoon song? Fucking creepy. Sometimes I have severe ones, like one time I went outside and the moon was like in blue and yellow flames. The clouds were all swirling and it was moving up. A few days ago I was sitting on the couch and I looked into the t.v screen and behind my couch was a girl. Shadow girl or whatever. I see shadow people a lot. Ever since I was younger. Sometimes I see flashes of light. It's weird. Usually during severe ones my vision shakes.
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>>17818087
Also stuff starts to like blur together. I have weird anxious thoughts that someone is always after me, that's there's spirits and stuff in the room, I think maybe it's a side effect of my anxiety???
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I have an usual problem when it comes to sex. I was diagnosed with vaginismus - a problem where your vagina feels pain with penetration. They say some people can eventually be completely cured with therapy, but some people always suffer from it.
This was devastating to hear and made me afraid to date. I did eventually get a boyfriend and he was very understanding about it. Thanks to him I was able to have painless sex but isn't terribly simple.
What I'm worried about is now that I'm single again, how will men react to this problem? I'm nervous about entering the dating scene and sharing this information with someone new. How should I approach this situation with a guy that is interested in me?
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>>17818058
just shove dildos up your snatch everyday and you will eventually get immune to the pain
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>>17818058
offer a LOT of blowjobs, and you'll easily be able to avoid intercourse.
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I would say that you should focus on making a more personal connection. Be with someone who loves you for who you are, not just for sex. If you both have a truly strong connection, he will probably be understanding. The importance of sex is often overstated today, don't fall for it, that is not what strong relationships are built on.