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In a really bad situation right now. I used all my mo ey to pay rent. I have 2 dollars to my name. Anyone know good ways to earn cash fast. I have a 2 door so I can't uber. And only 30 miles til empty. Please help if you can.I just need enough to buy some rice or gas.
PayPal is [email protected]
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>Hey senpai check out my rap mixtape
>Hey /r/ someone please make me a free album cover
>Please give me some money, yo
>/x/ can you summon a demon to help me publish my mixtape
I listened to your Muddy Blunts song and it literally sound like a jiggaboo with a lip plate. I can't understand shit until halfway through, and then it turns into generic shitty trap music.
Consider signing up for a trade school. Welding classes or something.
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Kill yourself.
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>>17817426
Hahah that's my brothers music
We use to share a email.
This is my old paypal tho. That's not me rapping. I'm not into rap
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OK /ADV/ I've only been dating this girl for about 3 days now and she's already texted me that she loves me. Of course because it would be an absolute dick move to say that it was too early and hell, I probably do love her, I said love you too. It felt to early to be said, so was it? I've never had much experience dating, so I need some help here.
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>>17817354
You're probably about to stick your dick in crazy, if you haven't already.
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>>17817365
Helpful.
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>>17817354
Dude youre not in love love takes a long time to develop at best your infatuated but this sounds like something to run from watch your back chicks like that are the ones that'll tie you to a couch and burn the house down bc they saw you look at another girl after dating for 3 weeks
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>told her don't wait for me on the phone
>she said no, she wants to be there for me, no matter what,
>was facing 10-25 years at the time
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>few months go by
>shit goes wrong with my case on the prosecutions side
>they decide to offer me a comfy plea deal
>1 year with time served
>would only have to stay for 2 more months
>best part is they would drop the felony charges
>I wouldn't be felon
>immediately accept
>call her one day to tell her the good news
>tells ms she's excited, that she wants to throw a party for me when I get home with all my friends.
>ecstatic
>all of a sudden I just stop hearing from her
>stop hearing from my best friend too
>get out of jail and try to find out what's going on
>go to the old spot and meet up with a mutual friend
>I ask him about her
> he's like nigga... You didn't hear?
>they went to break into a house
>and the home owner wasn't playing that shit
>killed your best friend
>let her live and catch the murder charge
>in the news it says they were a couple in the news
>at this point on confused and angry, they were together? What the fuck
>realize its pointless to get mad now.
>and its probably pointless to talk to her now, she's gone you'll never see her again as a free woman, and she was with your friend anyway. She didn't want you. She didn't care.
>she pleads guilty and gets sentenced to life with possibility of parole
>few years later I run into her sister
>ask her house she's doing..
>"anon you didn't hear? She hung herself in a cell a few months into her sentence."
>"said she everyone she thought would support her in prison vanished"
>mfw
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>>17817249
thats a crazy story.
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>>17817249
That's some dark shit
turn it into art of some kind
A letter
Play
Music
Whatever
You need to get that shit out of you
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>>17817249
I don't feel sorry for anyone besides the sister
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I think i stopped liking music. Everything that made me feel good about it simply vanished. I was once grooving and headbanging like crazy, but now that won't happen even when i'm drunk.
What is happening to me? Any advice? I will provide more info if needed. Thanks in advance.
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Take a break from music
Listen to new stuff when you get back to it
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>>17817002
Thank you.
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You're growing up. Get a job.
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>You will never be mature enough to understand how important gene recombination is to your personality and talents.
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I assume you all watched The Last Airbender's season 3.
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>>17816899
So this is a quote from the Last Airbender?
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>>17816783
Being multiracial conditions a person to understand that much.
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How what's the limit for talking about your experiences or stories you have to a girl and how much should I be asking about her and how her day is going? Or more simplified what's the line between being interesting and annoying?
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>>17816725
Are you interrupting her? Are you encouraging the conversation to continue? Are you asking as many questions as she's answering? Are you allowing appropriate time for her to talk? Does she seem agreeable, or just nod-nod-nod-uh huh-yes-nod-nod at you and frequently looking away? Has she laughed or genuinely smiled? Are you acting disinterested or board when she's talking? Have you interrupted her? Did you cut her short? No seriously, don't interrupt her.
You have to go by how it feels, but you also have to realize that people have different communication styles. Some need time to complete their whole story and expect follow up questions. Some can be interrupted and then brought back to what they were saying repeatedly.
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>>17816734
I guess I have might interrupted her couple of times on Messenger but IRL I have no trouble making conversation with her (I have interrupted her then too but I managed to make it playful and non-awkward), generally I try to be pretty self aware what and how I'm talking to someone.
I guess the trouble is with the online conversations as at least for me it is really hard to read a person and what they might be feeling as I'm talking to them. Maybe I'm being to impatient or overthinking it?
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>>17816725
there isn't one. and if there was, how would we define it? stop overthinking.
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How do I hang myself if there's no rafters or trees of any kind around my house? I hear you can do it by hanging off a doorknob and throwing the rope over the the door, but I'm too tall for that. I hear Robin Williams did it while kneeling on the ground somehow? How does that work?
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>>17816643
He used a belt and he strangled himself. It is different than hanging.
Basically he hung it over a door, tied it tightly, and created pressure/tension until he suffocated to death.
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>>17817376
If I could hang the rope straight down I wouldn't be having this problem, but thank you.
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>>17817376
Damn, that's kind of bad ass. You have to have balls to do it that way.
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My friend's girlfriend set me up on a blind date. When she arrived she was this really big fat girl with giant tits and long black hair. When she sat down in front of me, she just looked at me and said "Listen, I'm going to be honest with you, I have been on so many of these blind dates, I'm losing my mind, I am not even going to get my hopes up for a relationship, in fact I barely want one anymore. I honestly just showed up for the glimmer of hope of getting laid its seriously been two years. From what (anon) has said you're a really nice guy, so I don't want to waste your time." I was sort of stunned at first, but then told her I was down to help her with her problem. After dinner we went straight to her place and we fucked, watched TV and snacked, fucked again, got stoned, fucked again, then went to bed, before bed she told me if I wanted to leave before she woke up it was fine, but I ended up staying and we hung out and fucked the rest of the day.
This has been mine and her friendship, just hanging out and having tons of sex, she hasn't pursued any other guys, I haven't had the time to pursue other women because I'm too busy pounding her brains out. We've been doing this for two months now, and she has no signs of any attachment beyond friends, and I don't have any more attachment either, but to be honest, I like the way our dynamic is so much, I don't want to change it. How long can I ride this train? Why did she really want to just fuck? Have any other women done similar things as her? is it common to just get burnt out and wanna fuck?
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funfact: women have needs just like men do
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>>17816639
So she just wants dickings now? cause I'm cool with continuing to stick it to her, shes pretty kinky, like, choking rough anal pounding kind of kinky.
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>>17816631
That whore is gonna break your heart someday if you let her, OP.
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Practically every girl I've had crushes on turns out to have a bf (truly). After the 4-5th time is there a pattern here?
Note that I don't get crushes on them after hearing they have a bf, but the other way around.
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>other way around
They get crushes on you?
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>>17816608
It happens. Clearly you go for high quality girls and they're obviously sought after, so it's not much of a surprise that they're spoken for already. Keep looking.
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>>17816608
>After the 4-5th time is there a pattern here?
Yes, there is. You are clearly picking girls that are unavailable to you. Unless you had all these crushes in the last few months, I'm sure you ignored plenty of girls that actually would reciprocate your attention.
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Any sexting tips for a guy? As a guy I'm turned on if a girl sends me a pic in her undies, let alone tits or vag, but what do girls like to see when sexting a dude? Shirtless pics (I'm very /fit/, so it seems to be a no brainer) their dick (hard/soft?), ass, armpits? idfk
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>>17816205
..you can't go wrong with shirtless and loose pants.
Pecs + Abs + Adonis Belt. Bitches love Adonis belt.
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>>17816205
First, make sure she actually wants it. That's the most crucial fucking part.
>Shirtless pics (I'm very /fit/, so it seems to be a no brainer)
Yes, you're basically playing it on easy mode already unless you hit a chick who doesn't like fit guys. Although be creative with angles and don't send shit that looks the same couple times.
>their dick (hard/soft?)
At least semi hard, who the fuck wants to see a soft dick, dude? Depends on size too, if you don't pack a huge tool, better wait for hard. Also again, angles. And don't do this faggy comparing to objects thing.
>ass
Some are into that I guess.
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>>17816213
Almost forgot. Start slow and tease her a bit. Don't go from 0 to 100 in an instant.
I am thinking about buying a German Shepard puppy to train to protect my house while I'm gone and obviously for companionship.
What age can you start to train them?
Also how would you train him or her to attack people who come inside the house that aren't me.
I had a rottweiler growing up that my mom trained to do exactly this but she's older and can't remember what the dogs name was even.
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Typically they start to train as young as puppies. Get a dog when they're atleast 12 weeks old that's when they can start to train
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what a cute doggo. You don't need an attack doggo , doggos are for buddies. Also to be truthfully honest you don't need a attack dog. The only private citizens who own attack dogs are usually drug dealers and people who dog fight. Also because you cant remember a dogs name I'm going to assume its one of those
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>>17817657
>You don't need it, trust me, let me just tell you what you need
You've never lived in a bad neighborhood, have you? You either train an attack dog, or get a gun, or everything you own & earn is pretty much just up for grabs.
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I want to take up acting. And street performing maybe. Im not looking to get famout if it halpen it happen. But i just wany something that i can enjoy for myself. Im tired of doing labor as work ive always enjoyed the arts and my creativity and voice has always been stifled help.
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>>17815969
You are not strong enough with the Force, you ain't got the moves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGFRG09sHag
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>>17815969
Just try going to a street corner and performing cold, to discover what real failure feels like.
90% of street performers, be they musicians, mimes or whatever, are trained professional or advanced student performers, practicing the craft they've learned and studied.
Performing is not just a matter of desire or even of native talent, It involves skill and technique you have to study.
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Acting student here. I've seen a lot of people sign up for theatre work, and bail out because they got the wrong idea of what the work entails.
Have you ever got up on a stage outside of a middle/high school setting and acted before? Lots of people say they're creative and that they think they're talented at such and such, but have never really experienced the actual shit they're wanting to do
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Do women like bald men? What do femanons think of bald guys?
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>>17814929
Not even once
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Sure but it depends on the guy's face
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Do you even lift bro?
If the answer is yes, then yes girls will like you if you're bald and have a goatee. Girls will think you're a badass like the Texas Rattlesnake himself, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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>be texting girl everyday for the past couple weeks
>text her again today
>get this response
What do?
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>>17814533
Go away and leave her alone.
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>>17814533
Do you think she replied this because you are too annoying? did you talk sht behind her? how do u expect us to know what you should do
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Ask what you did wrong and if she still wants you to leave her alone then do that
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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No More Excuses Anon. I wanna know what's going on. Did you do it?
-Just Do It Anon
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Both genders,
I'm almost certain I'm getting rejected/friendzoned tonight.
Is it better to be honest and say I'm not looking to be friends? Or should I put on a face and agree, but ghost her on social media? We work together but only see each other once a week, if that matters.
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Girls, what makes you want a guy in bed? I want my girl to worship me and my cock.