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So the premise, this is a girl I knew back in highschool, and we were fairly friendly with each other back then (not a metaphor) but I haven't met up with anyone from school (or anyone at all, really) for four years. I really liked this girl, and it’s possible she may even have liked me the same way (though very uncertain).

I’ll break this down into the three areas I imagine’ll be the most important to focus on, ‘cause it helps my spergo brain compartmentalize the info.

-How to Initiate Contact
Like I previously explained, the first step could be a bit tricky given the massive time gap. How do I reconnect with this girl without coming off as sudden, desperate or weird? The only method of contact that I even know of would be through messaging her on Facebook, but I can’t imagine how I’m supposed just come out of the blue asking her to hang out with someone she hasn’t seen in four years.

-Stuff to do Together
So let's say by some miracle I actually surmount the first hurdle and manage to get her to do something with me... Whaddafuck do I do then? What are some nice, casual activities to do with a girl that you're trying to form a relationship with? Part of the problem for me here is that all I do is play games and watch shows and movies, so I’m trying to work out how to actually get her to enjoy her time with me, instead of the both of us just sitting around, awkwardly doing nothing.

-Transition to More Than Just Friends
Finally, how to manage going to the next step of being more than just platonic. Ideally this’d be something that’d happen naturally, but any advice on helping to ensure I somehow turn a friendship into a relationship would certainly be welcome. Like tips on picking up any subtle cues she might be giving that she like-likes me.

I’m aware of how blogposty and autistic my post looks, pls no bully.

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18, just graduated highschool, my GPA is only 2.5 Am I fucked?

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Guys what do I have to do to work in an office environment?? Both of my parents were factory workers and I grew up using computers.

I really wanna work in an office but I have no idea where to start. What do those people even do?

I'd like to work at a medical center or something like that.

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Do I have testicle cancer? Should I go to a doctor?
>Taking a piss
>Get up, decide to check the sack since I haven't done it today
>Feel a small bump near what feels like the top of my testicle
>Oh fuck oh fuck
>Hop in the bath, check again when the skin has fully relaxed
>Can't find it again
Was I just feeling my epididymis or should I be freaked the fuck out and see a doctor immediately?

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Is porn-induced erectile dysfunction a actual thing? If so how is it treatable?

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> Supervisor at work
> We get along really well, ends up being a kind of friendship. She is very attractive.
> She has a fiance
> I make peace with that
> Find out she is also friends with another guy at work
> She starts gushing over him, telling me about how he teases her and they go for walks
> Feel awful but can't articulate why
> All life in the relationship drains out and I no longer want to work with her

Why do I feel so awful? I'm fine with her being in a relationship and she talks about her partner all the time. Why do I feel so terrible when she talks about the other guy she works with? I feel debased but I don't know why because it's so specific: why would you feel bad about being third string rather than second string? It makes no sense

Also before you call me a beta male and everything, she's my boss, what the fuck am I supposed to do? I can't cut contact with my own boss

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This dog followed me home, is extremely friendly, has no collar, and the animal control place is closed this late at night.

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I have no idea why but it seems that when there's a really cute girl that I'm into that asks me out I reject her on the spot without having my say in what I reply. It's like something else inside me takes control and I'm stuck with whatever that thing said.

Here's few examples.

When I was in highschool there's was a girl that I liked a lot. She was the bimbo type, ganguro almost. We were hanging out my friends between classes at the time and we had fun. One day during St-Jean-Basptiste night we had to drink and at one point she sat next to me and asked me what's up. I replied that I was fucking drunk. She asked me if I was drunk enough to fuck. I replied that I'd rather have a kleenex than her. WHAT THE HELL??!?

This summer there was a cute girl working at the corner store that I liked a lot and she seemed to be into me as well, it was quite obvious. One day she said she was going to the big standup comedy show in town and asked me if I was going. I replied NO in an instant. I didn't think it just went out of my mouth like someone else took over. She was very disappointed and tried to convince me to go and I stood with my decision and ran away. When I came back home I went on skype to call trap that did a cam show for me. I have no idea why I did that and there's no way of rationalizing it.

There were other times as well when similar things have happened. Many times where I went to the night club to dance and have a few drinks, I spent sometime dancing really close with cute girls but then I ran away only to find out the next morning that she was looking all over the place to find me.

For the record I'm not gay, just look at my fap folder you'll see. I just wonder what kind of trauma or weird shit makes me either run away or completely ruining my chances like this. Maybe trauma or something I just don't get it. So far I've only settled with ugly bitches that don't even like me. Seems like I have a very distorted vision of love or something.

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Does anyone have any concert reports they've done in the past? I need like three and they're due tomorrow. It's for a guitar class

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This is a blood in stool question. So i had a to use the bathroom for a bit, but kept holding it in bc i was busy playing video games. So after i got done with my game i went to the bathroom. I use a squatty potty (have for a couple years) and had a really big single stool come out. Felt Great. As i was squatting there waiting for the coast to be clear, a very small thing came out. It was redish? And i couldn't tell if it was poop, or something else. But after that came out i went to wipe and there was a decent amount of blood on the paper. After 2 wipes there seemed to be no blood left. It wasn't painful, and im not in any pain.
Anyone have something similar happen? Or any medical employees here?

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So recently I moved to a new town for a fresh start. Found an apartment, got a job a fast food joint. My plan is to work there for a few years before continuing my education. Anycow, my crew is mostly women and a few guys at night. During the day (my shift) they're always yelling and go at each other's throats. And when they're not at yelling at each, they come to me to gossip about someone or come bitch at me for something someone else did.
>inb4 some woymn hater
No, just these ones. I usually just grit my teeth and smile, but it's gotten so bad I end up leaving emotionally exhausted as well as physically. Im currently looking for other job opportunities, but until then, any advice to make it better/manageable?

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Is law school a good idea in 2016?

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For you older lurkers here, I'm at a crossroads right now life. Who was and or what served as your mentor in life where you had a clear point of reference for progression? What or who helped guide you and motivate you to where you are now?

My story
>At age 25, I am facing the end of my 20's. >After highschool I had just gone straight to dead-end jobs and even trade/skilled work.
>Having lived an unfulfilling life so far after highschool, years fly by without anything worthwhile happening in my life.
>Still living with parents at age 25, I am now tasked with choosing my next course of action.
>Only just now starting a four year journey of going back to college for Mechanical Engineering degree, maybe even shooting for a Master's.

I'm so lost. A girl I thought was going to one slowly unveiled herself as a pretentious, needy person. I had quit my last 9-5 due to depression and lack of motiavtion. All my friends have moved out of this hometown and I have none. I don't know what to wake up in the morning for any longer. Thank you for your time.

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So I banged this chick about a month ago and it was pretty alright had fun whatever, and recently I we were going to go at it again be as I was sticking my dick inside she all of a sudden felt pain like as if it was burning her. At this point I have no idea what happen and hope there is someone who can help a bro out because this girl is pretty damn fine.

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The other week, we had a test where we could choose if it were worth 50 or 100 points.
If we chose 50, we would have to write two papers. If we chose 100, we would have to write one.
At the time of the test, I felt I did bad, so I said 50. Then, later on, I figured I did fine and wrote just one paper.
Today I asked him if it was fine, and he said no, I cannot change the decision. I basically begged, and he asserted the answer is no and I'll have to turn in the second paper by midnight
And turns out I got 100% on the test.
So I get home at 10, try to write this fucking paper and turn it in at midnight (22 minutes ago) and I didn't finish it.
The highest score I can get is about 60% if I don't turn in this second paper. I have to maintain A's in my college classes. I HAVE to get a decent grade on this. At least a B.

I'm freaking the fuck out and crying.
>yes I'm a girl
I'm stressed up to my head with a bunch of other shit going on in my life and I need to know what to do.
The only things I can think of are

>fake an email sending it to him
>screenshot
>attach in email with completed essay tommorrow
>"Hey you didn't respond last night so I'm resending this"
>he has a history of students not being able to send papers to him
(I already sent myself a word document on gmail at ~11:40 to be able to fake this)
or
>finish paper ASAP
>email it to him as soon as I finish, apologize for being late and misunderstanding the project
>hope for the best

What should I do?