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Teachers? Community group leaders? Club leaders? Family doctor/dentist/whatever?

>>17877177

its because its an airline. you could fuck shit up if you had backstage access to the airport. they need to know you are legit, and like REALLY legit.

Neighbors you grew up next to or a family friend.

>>17877136
>What is it that normal people listen to?
>what would be the best way for me to catch up on modern social trends?
You're 22, do try not to be a teenager. Like what you like, and try and expand what you like. Wth any luck, you'll find people who you can relate to through that. But if you've been a Hiki, you aren't going to be able to convincingly act out pandering to other peoples' tastes as a 20something. Highschool has been over.

>Why does everyone behave as if they are living abstractions?
I don't follow. We all posture in some way though, if that makes sense.

>What happened to common sense?
it never existed. Don't be a tool. common sense is just a collection of prejudice obtained from childhood that is shared by a cultural group. Common sense changes on a dime because of how connected we are. Just don't be a total dick and learn from your faux paus.

>Please help me understand the millennial generation.
Most of us are still young enough to tell you their fucking life stories if you get their guard down with the right kind of validating questions. We will help you, if you ask us how we're doing and mean it.

>>17877136
>The most modern thing i own is a first generation ipod touch.
How old is the computer you're posting this off?

>>17877136
It's cool to be yourself
That's what's trending
Not following but making your own individual choices

>>17877049
I also don't want to be that girl that makes everything so emotional but I feel like I can't let myself fall in love with someone and don't know where its going to take me

Yea I doubt it would work

I'm surprised you guys didn't fuck

If you know he's the playboy type you really think he's gonna stay committed in a ldr while in college

>>17877113
Well I told him I don't have sex outside a relationship.
And I believe that even though he's a playboy if he'd ever be in a relationship then he would be committed in it.

>>17877002

congrats, you have evolved from weird loser to semi-normal. keep this up and youll be a normo in no time.

>>17877013
I wasn't even a loser then lmao. She just thought I was because of how I introduced myself to the class(?). But thanks, hope I can be a normo soon

>>17877022

>I wasn't a loser [...] She just thought I was

uh, that's the definition of being a loser. if the people around you think you're a loser, you're a loser

you can be normal by just talking to ppl and being real w/them. sounds like you are doing OK. just keep it up.

Dress for the job you want not the job you have.

You are enough.

Look at a girls lips and not her eyes when shes talking to you

Advice?

>>17876941
Flows decent but everything else pretty mediocre

I don't know you, but unless you have some crazy shit to rap about that I'm not hearing, you'll be doomed. It's just too plain.

Maybe you're lyrics will mature as you grow older or you could just get a ghostwriter but I'm not feeling anything from this besides "what a nice kid"

Don't give up though, just want to speak truth

>>17876941
Lyrical spiritual individual for sure

>Think it through
>Realize it isn't worth it
>Live your life

>>17876926

jumping off a building. even with travel it just can't be beat. a gun to the head is just hard to aim right. anyone jumping off of 4 stories is gonna die. but you wanna go even higher, its so much fun, like a roller coaster.

source: thats how i died in my last life.

>>17877312
How hard can it be to aim a gun at point blanc range? And with the gun you don't have time to experience the eternity of existential horror between the time you step off and the time you hit the ground.

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pls respond

no. unless u know some hot girls and have some pot to smoke, then ask them if they wanna come over for netflix and blaze.

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>>17876975
Only an ex-kind-of-girlfriend that I don't really speak with and girls I've met around but don't really have any sort of friendship with (don't have numbers)

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>>17876862
>people like this exist can get jobs while no one will hire me despite me doing "everything right"

I am salty af f a m

>>17876862
>So I have a sex addiction that is completely fucking spiraling out of control.
>Last night I paid a hooker $400 to spit in my mouth for an hour while I called her mommy.
that is sex? hmm...

>I pay men to fuck their wives.
interesting... how do u find men willing to whore out their wives?

>I'm even beginning to fantasize about rape and virgin girls.
this is normal.

>What the fuck do I do?
answer me, faggot

>>17876874
Here's some /adv/ for you. Learn a fucking trade. Now help me with my constant sexual insanity.

>>17876825
Try not watching porn for a month and being in a relationship with someone you love before sexing them and see if it works

If it doesn't you've used a month to finally solved a problem that's going to affect your entire life

>>17876825

Two different people isn't exactly a large sample size. You'll eventually meet someone who can fuck you better than you can fuck yourself. Also keep in mind that sometimes jacking it is just more satisfying, probably because it's nice to have a guilt-free orgasm without social interaction.

Are you with your partners long enough for them to get used to your body and what you like?

Masturbation is always going to start out better. You know what you like, you know what you want. And if all you wanna do is get off, then masturbation is great.

When you're having sex, it takes time for both of you to learn what the other person likes and wants. But once you get comfortable and familiar, it can get a lot more fun and intense, and more than just a quick orgasm.

>>17876818
Ugly people make you look more attractive side by side

Surround yourself with uggos and be seen as god

>>17876818
>I literally cannot be friends with anyone who's uglier than me
The issue here is that if you keep this up, you will always be the ugliest person in your social group, which may well lead to them treating you in the same way you're treating other people.

>>17876836
>>17876829
I know, but how can I stop myself from feeling physically ill whenever I'm talking to these people? I always fake-smile and try to be as nice as I can, I know I'm an asshole for thinking this way, but I'm not gonna be open about it. Still, I think they can tell sometimes.

pull your dick under your balls and fuck your own butthole

>>17876721
Stump the trump

Pick up a trade, make really good pay, get ripped doing actual real work, eventually spin it off into a business where you just manage and count da money

>>17876688
Most other countries have a very, very poor view of Americans; they tend to be loud and brash and annoying.

If you don't speak the language, it's always going to be hard. However if you move to England or Australia, it should be fairly straightforward.

>>17876698
>However if you move to England or Australia, it should be fairly straightforward.
They also have strict immigration requirements. Unless OP is educated or otherwise skilled, and has a job lined up, it'll be near impossible for him to move

There are also cultural difference, which you wouldn't think would be a problem between two English speaking countries, but they can be significant.

>>17876698
>Most other countries have a very, very poor view of Americans

Nah, not really. You have a bit of everything, you will find people in every country who love americans as well as people who dislike them.

Most of the place I've lived in was just a very faint prejudice and it goes away pretty fast if you're not a cunt yourself.

No but your hair is thinning. That's the first step before you start balding. I give you 1-2 more years before your hair on the scalp becomes almost non existent.

You're thinning

Get on Minoxidil, but beware you have to keep using it or else 3 months after you stop using it you'll have accelerated hair loss. Now minoxidil only will slow it down significantly not stop it, people will tell you to get on finasteride to stop it but don't ever do it because it fucks with your hormones to stop your body from producing DihydroTestosterone which shrinks your hair follicles. You're too fucking young to fuck with your hormones and it could give your sex drive a death sentence for life.

Just get on minoxidil, 6 month supply of generic is 30 bucks, it won't appear to do anything for the first 3/4 months but then you will notice almost no hair loss, and if you really want to get your hair back when it gets to a bad point when you're ~30 start saving up now for 30k for a full hair plug job.

Also MAKE SURE WHEN YOU DO GET THAT you have finished balding, you don't want to do multiple plug jobs, and make sure your surgeons portfolio is good and numerous.

>>17876660
Change your diet m8

>>17876656

thats actually kinda rough man. what are the chances of career advancement where you are now? and if hte rent is only 1/3 there why do you have to live in a shoe box? just pay the extra 2/3ds and live in a bigger shoebox

>>17876656
Are there other jobs in the area that are not quite as good, but slightly better?
>bloke
>mate
>fuck huge
Are you Australian?

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>>17876830

>tfw no ozzie bloke mate bf