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>>17937986
All of the above, obviously.

how's about asking her yourself

>>17938008

fpbp

smash dat pussy mayne

the adage I heard:
Print off your design, put it in your wallet - or somewhere you wont see it. In one year, look at it. If you stil lwant it, get tatoo'd.

It's really not that big of a deal tho, even if it's silly it can stll be a conversation starter at the very least.

tattoos become a storybook of your life, ive had loads and i dont regret any, just dont get your face and neck done lol ppl dont shine to that as far as getting a good job, trust me

>>17937992
The design I want was my phone wallpaper for like 9 months, does that count?

>>17937980
You can probably just skip one month and pay the double bill in full next month.

>>17938476

this. ive gone up to six months without paying my bill with no consequencese. didn't even call.

but if you want to call and ask for an extension they'll give it to you, its normal. ypou're not the first guy to blow all his cash on coke.

i honestly though i was on /x/ that melatonins hitting me hard

>>17937980
All these people are wrong, missing a bill negatively affects your credit score. I'd call your bank or the company to find out what options they offer.

>>17937978

https://www.quora.com/How-are-he-said-she-said-cases-resolved-in-Courts-of-Law

This will probably boil down to the judge/authorities perceive you and the case.

Judging by the fact you're here posting this shit, you've probably done a bunch of shit in your life that will make them suspect:

Yeah, this dudes a total shit bird and would definitely do this.

>>17937978
Just walk away. Revenge is short lived. Break contact with her and move on. Lots more ass out there. She's definitely nothing special.

that would be the dumbest thing you could ever do
they would find you almost instantly, she'd tell them it was in revenge, and they would obviously believe it and find evidence.

try posting pics of her and the other guys in all her social media accounts instead

>>17937972

Why ask this girl out? Don't you have female friends to date? Can't your crew set you up? Don't you actually talk to other girls?

I mean, if you talked with this one, you should know if she is still in High School, right? It should come up in conversation. But you don't talk or actually know her. Asking her out would be creepy.

>>17937972

Also: that was massively patronising, and she will have laughingly told everyone you said that. You probably have a nickname now, like "creepy Pete".

You must never go there again.

>>17937981

I do talk to girls quite often. I work next to a campus and get hit with bar rushes and I get a lot of tips. I socially play magic the Gathering and billards. But relationships are pretty taboo to me.

Its not really a problem trying to get with a friend who is a girl. Its really hard to for me to get to the friendship stage with someone I admire afar

What if she thinks that I eat there everyday just to see her face?

another bump

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suggestions that may or may not apply because I dont't know your body
>wear briefs or boxer briefs to prevent excess freeplay
>use scissors or clippers to carefully shorten the offending hairs
>lose some weight so your hair doesn't get caught in your rolls
>eat some more so your malnourished body can produce healthy skin that won't be destroyed by some chafing
>laser
>pluck with tweezers
>apply vaseline to the area liberally
>become a paraplegic so your legs won't be moving and cause chafing
>kill yourself
YMMV

Do laser on pubs
Never look back

My gf did and it's awesome, if I had the money I'd do that too

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Sorry for looking like a babbling retard. Yes, i'm aware.

>>17937901

Listen ,we can't help here. This is not a simple relationship issue. This needs deep work for a long time with a professional, specially if your images about hurting yourself are so vivid.

All we can say is: Find something "good" or "worthwhile" about yourself and remember it. But really, go to a pro.

>>17937936
Im' only accumulating debt with pros, anon. Finding a good therapist here is hard, and if i did find one, i've hit a plateau, while the debt with her treatment only increases. Maybe here i'll find similar people, or people with some insight. There's too much hatred that i just can't keep pouring out on my everyday life then going back to normal suddenly. Not everyone is a legitimate autist, people would just see me as unstable as i truly am if i didn't manage to hide it.

But , as i've said, it's leaking more. And there's no trace of having a way to track where al that comes from.

>disappointing, but whatever its cool
>I keep hanging out with her and her friends
>for the first week her friends act as normal as ever, she acts slightly uncomfortable as if she thinks I'm still pursuing her
>after that she gets the point, stops acting odd but still with a little distance towards me
>a week later and I start noticing odd behavior from her (glancing at me often, getting upset when I flirt with other girls, etc.)
>start to suspect she likes me again
>this continues for a month
>it really throws me off and I start to develop romantic feelings for her again
>now it has gotten to the point where it seems like we both know we have crushes on each other
>we trade glances often and pay a little extra attention to each other once in a while
>its almost as if we're dating again, but in a weirdly unofficial and subtle way

I honestly have no real idea what the fuck is going on and if its all in my head or not and I just want an external opinion on the matter. I still don't know why she split with me in the first place.

I might be asking a question I already know the answer to, but do I tell her how I feel or let the situation progress? I think I should let it progress because telling her at this point is risky since I don't know if she reciprocates those feelings or if I'm imagining it.

>>17937898
>I still don't know why she split with me in the first place.
unless i missed the part where u guys kissed. you never did date. anyway you already fucked up by being part of circle so now you have to keep improving yourself to let her realize you're a good catch and once a month ask her out again. don't go for the all or nothing method.

Wouldn't hurt if you go on dates with other girls tbf.

>>17937891

For carving beef or other meat. You hold the meat in place with that bad boy and use the carving knife to slice and dice.

They're usually metal though.

>>17937891
Killing Angels

>>17937919
Yea how the heck does a flimsy silicone prong even stab meet?

>>17937839

And here you are, hoping WE make the effort to talk to you instead of actually reaching out. I guess your acute laziness has a lot to do with your current situation. People are not here to serve you. Want something? Do something to get it.

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guys im neeet......

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>>17937839
guys im neat

>>17937767
Your OCD and anxiety is trying to convince you that it's bad. That kind of thing has happened to me, and it's something I hardly ever think about. Honestly given the context it would be kind of mean for her to make you feel even more guilty over it, at least IMO.

was it really necessary to punch her in the face? why not the arm?

>>17937785
I deliberately didn't exert any force worth a damn when I delivered the jab, it was more to "shock" her than anything else.

>>17937749
What is your major?

>>17937751

Business Administration

any advice

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>/badv/

Pls help, my mom is yelling all day.

SHE IS GOING TO TAKE AWAY MY COMPUTER

Worked for me, really whitebro here
I hopefully dont have skincancer, no effects other than a bit tanner

Try a spray tan.

>>17937699
Look, fake tan looks bad. Just go with your natural paleness, not everyone finds tan attractive.

>once a month

doin better than me, haven't stuck my dick in a vagina since 2008. hell, to me you sound just fine. compare yourself to the rest of us going crazy now and then, and you'll find peace.

or get him cialis.

Winter months do really lower libido.

He's most likely cumming too often. Cumming more than once a week during the winter will easily destroy your libido.

Practice sex without him cumming, men can orgasm without ejaculating with practice. In the winter I only cum once a week, even during sex I'll make sure I only cum once every 4-5 days. If I cum too often, especially in the winter, my libido goes down.

Let him regenerate for a few days.

>>17937728
But it's different if you're in a relationship.
He keeps convincing me nothing is wrong and that that's just how he is but I'm soo paranoid.