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Ill cut straight to the point, i am going to be getting a divorce soon. How do i go about doing it relatively smoothly? My wife is a very vindictive person, and has laid hands on me in the past, including once where she gave me a black eye which was documented.
The thing is, she has a whole bunch of screenshots of me "flirting" (just talking to) other women who are friends of mine, and im willing to bet she'll try and have me accused of adultery based on that, which could drag things out forever. Is there a way i can make this quick and relatively painless or should i just buckle down and deal with how long itll be?
Tl;dr help me divorce my wife quickly please
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Lawyer here, not a family lawyer but here it is. Because we have a no fault system even if you did commit adultery probably it won't matter.
The court will likely just split your marital assets down the middle and be done with it. The cost of litigation she probably won't fight over every single piece of marital property.
Do you have kids? That is were things get tough.
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>>17935057
We do, we have a 2 year old. Ive read that this complicates things, and in my situation i wouldnt be allowed custody anyways, so i didnt plan to make that a fight.
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>>17935066
Child custody is were like 95% of divorce litigation stems from, so if you don't plan to fight it, I say you'll have a pretty smooth divorce.
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>walk into ladies clothing store
>there is a woman there all alone
>ask her if I can buy the clothes off the mannequin
>she starts taking the clothes off the mannequin
>she says "sure is quiet in here" while doing it
>"there was some music on earlier"
Did she feel awkward that she was doing this while we were all alone together?
When she said that it made me a little nervous because I was perfectly fine before.
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What are you even asking?
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>>17935013
I was alone with a girl and she said "sure is quite in here" and "its so quiet" while I was alone with her. Was she implying sexual tension?
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>>17935009
I actually had that issue of Ralphs magazine OP
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Is college worth it? I have to make that choice very soon and i don't know what to think. I just want to get a job that'll pay enough for an apartment, i don't plan to achieve great things. Good jobs require a bachelors degree, but there are other ways to make money, I'm kinda stuck.
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>>17935003
What are you thinking of majoring in?
Normally I would tell you can do without college but High school diplomas mean nothing on the job market now
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>>17935016
I'd hope to major in biology or astronomy, my sister gets by perfectly fine when getting paid 600 a week. She works as a janitor.
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>>17935042
I think Astronomy is pretty obscure, they're aren't a lot of jobs out there for them. Biology, you'll need a masters to go anywhere with that unless you'll be working for a University doing crap work for $30k a year.
My advice for college is that you spend two years at CC getting your Gen ed courses out of the way, then transfer to a state school. You'll graduate with almost no debt.
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omg i broke a tiny piece of my tooth (your left) AND I FEEL SO STUPID CAUSE I WAS BITING MY NAIL. What should i do? is it bad looking?
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go see a dentist
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>>17934998
Nah no one will notice it, it's not that bad
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looks fine
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This is probably going to end in trolls and etc. but I figured I'd try. I'd like to hire and pay someone to hack into a facebook account and provide me copies of the messages or password information of an individual.
Is this an internet myth or something that I can actually buy somewhere?
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You have to be 18+ to post on this site
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>>17934995
Heh, it's pretty easy kid. All you need is AVG antivirus, incognito mode, and something to cover your face
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My girlfriend and I recently had a talk about the possibility of threesomes, my idea, and even though i brought it up i have mixed feelings about the whole thing
I was suggesting an mff threesome and she asked me if i would be ok with a mmf threesome, and that if the answer was no then i could understand why she was not comfortable with a mff.
I thought about it and I realized that she made a pretty good point so i dropped it without much of a fuss. But a few days later she came to me and had an idea of a girl we could have a threesome with, and she said she changed her mind about it. I told her I didnt want to anymore because i would feel bad doing it knowing that i would not allow it to happen if she had suggested another boy. She said she wasnt into the idea of having sex with two men at all, and that she only said it earlier because she was nervous.
Frankly im not sure if i should buy this or not. Here are my worries
I say yes and we have a great time and then she gets jealous, so we have a threesome with another boy, and then i get jealous.
I say yes and we have a great time and it turns out shes been bisexual this whole time.
I say yes and i totally blow it because im so torn on the idea now.
Of course she could genuinley not be interested in never having two guys, but at least to me that seems to good to be true. I love my girlfriend, and i think shes great, i really do but i just cant get over that question she asked and how i'll feel if i put myself in a position where I feel like i owe her something, even if that may not be how she feels.
What do i do? Am i overthinking this?
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As long as you're sure she said that just for being on the defensivec go for it. I've been in your shoes and had it. Took a few tries but we finally had our dream ffm threesome and I think this was the most romantic night I ever had.
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>>17934989
she never tried for a mmf?
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>>17934994
On our very first talk she said that. I replied something along the following lines:
"Picture two naked female bodies, hairless, pink hard nipples, shaved pussy with swollen clit, both making out. Now picture two guys making out"
Obviously my view was biased on my favor, but she got it. Threesomes will only be really fun imo if the same sex partners are bi. Otherwise it's more like 2x1. This was enough to convince her that ffm>mmf, since I'm not bi, she's turned off by gay males, and she had previously kissed girls and curious about fucking them.
Since she even sought the girl, I'd say she's at the very least bi curious. Let her have the lead in the arrangements to avoid jealousy and make her hold her word after that if she starts mentioning mmf.
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My gf asked me if I thought her friend was pretty. She asked this question right infront of her girlfriend so I said yes. Even though I think her friend is pretty she's not as pretty as my girlfriend.
Now my girlfriend brought up how I think her friend is pretty and is asking me if I fantasize about fucking her friend. Which I never did. She says she didn't believe me.
Then she told me she thinks my friends are hot. She seemed to say this seriously but also jokingly in an attempt to make me mad. I responded by saying I think her friends are hot as a joke. Then I joked that maybe me and my friends should gang bang her and she told me which hole I would use and I said the mouth because it would be less gay. Anyway she admitted she thinks about having sex with everyone. I told her I do not do that. I actually don't. She seems to believe everyone does this.
Is my girlfriend micro cheating by thinking my friends are hot? I told her i didn't like hearing this from her and I'm thinking about breaking up with her
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I feel like this is a shit test that just kept on rolling
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You two are perfect for each other, you're equally insecure
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>>17934941
Hmm.. seems like your girlfriend is thirting for the cock carousel. If my girlfriend said my friends were hot tho i'd probably say "yeah we're a pretty sexy bunch". That way it shows how secure you are about yourself and your boys.
If she asks you if her friend is sexy you should be like "She's cute but not sexy like you ;)" etc. Or just say she's not my type. You will never win by saying "another girl is sexy"
Don't breakup with her because you were sperging out.
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My exgirlfriend still has
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Lots of pictures of us up on facebook even though she dumped me... she hasn't added any dudes on facebook since we broke up and she's always liking these bullshit sad meme pages...
I'm pretty sure she's a cluster b personality.. a year and a half into our relationship she devalued the shit out of me til I couldn't take it and forced her hand to dump me by giving her an ultimatum....
Why does he keep these photos up... don't tell me she doesn't look at the I garuntee she does.
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>>17934934
You need to grow up and understand women are silly creatures when it's regarding to emotions. They are highly emotional so they do silly things men don't understand.
All she is doing is emotionally dealing with the breakup, she was emotionally attatched to you and her brain is trying to cope with it.
She doesn't want to actually be with you, it's just her brain playing emotional tricks on her, the only good advice for you is to forget about the broad. Go find another chick.
If any of my gfs breakup with me and want nothing to do with me i just forget about em, no point thinking about em.
ONLY REASON TO KEEP CONTACT is if you two want to have sex together.
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>>17934940
I miss the fuck out of her... she treated me so poorly towards the end of the relationship..
I heard borderlines tend to come full circle... I've been no contact now for over 3 weeks and we've been broken up for 2 months..
I wonder if she'll ever reach out to me.. when I look at her facebook it gives me hope... I dunno it's a fucked up situation
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>>17934981
It's not a fucked up situation, you're just emotionally attached to her and your brain is coping with her not being around anymore. When you get dumped you need to realize what you did that failed the relationship. Accept it then decide you want to better yourself, meaning focus on work/study, decide to go to gym and get a better body, read on some books to expand knowledge etc. This way you'll change your brain's mindset into focusing more on yourself and forgetting about your ex.
The fact is there are other more hot women out there than your ex that you'll love. Just improve on yourself, forget about exes.
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Hello /adv/, I'm looking for tips on how to easily/quickly make a guys dick hard.
My bf and I are happy together, but it's pretty hard for me to get him up. Every other guy I've been with, and pretty much all of my female freind's guys, seem to get hard at a moments notice, and are sometimes hard for no reason at all. My current bf is pretty much always soft unless there is direct physical simulation to his penis. He seems okay getting it up, but it takes a bit more work.
Any tips on how I can more easily get my little buddy to spring to attention?
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>>17934851
>Any tips on how I can more easily get my little buddy to spring to attention?
Be more attractive
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>>17934855
Lets just suppose I'm hoping for answers that don't require me to be a different human
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>>17934894
If your boyfriend doesn't have any health problems and it's not nerves, and I assume it's neither of those things because you didn't mention them, then it's probably you.
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my girlfriend's out of the country right now visiting family and I completely forgot it was her birthday yesterday wat do
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>>17934844
Tell her happy birthday and buy her a 11/10 gift.
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ooh man u fucked up homie
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>>17934844
"lel i forgot" works for me 10/10, i mean i'm being honest.
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What is the point of strip clubs?
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What is the point of strip clubs? I feel like I should go to one but why go if you can't even touch the girls? Why go if the girls are literally only talking to you because they want your cash?
I will admit, I am a fucking lonely ass dude and would love a woman touching up on me but if its not genuine.. whats the point?
I live right down the street from some titty bar.. is it even worth it to go? What if I get there and the strippers look all used up and crack whorish?
What has been your experience with titty bars and what is the general rules of thumb when in one? I feel like they don't have much to do there besides spend money on women who probably hate you. I don't drink so thats another thing thats there but I don't do.
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>What is the point of strip club?
They create a way for women and men of loose moral values to legally make money in places where real prostitution is illegal. I've never understood the allure of strip clubs, and people who frequent them are usually viewed as scummy by others.
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>>17934833
What am I tipping though? Thats what I don't get. Can I go in and just look? Like sit down and look? Like what if I don't want to talk to any women or be served drinks or anything?
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>>17934841
>They create a way for women and men of loose moral values to legally make money in places where real prostitution is illegal
But they exist in places where real prostitution is legal too.
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How do you stop caring about getting rejected a lot ?
All these rejections are starting to get to me/affect my mindset.
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>>17934802
What sort of rejections OP? What circumstances?
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>>17934890
Getting rejected by girls/women.
I clearly try to flirt with them and I get shutdown/rejected frequently.
I don't tell them that they're pretty nor do I say that I like them and I always put on a confident attitude.
Lastly, I know I'm kind of late (due to my age) but I'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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>>17934802
How old are you? If you could put it down to two or three things, what do you need to work on to improve yourself ( haircut/fitness/etc)
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Because I suck at this game after playing online for the first time last week, I started handing over wins to people by doing nothing. Is what I'm doing noble?
>Inb4 pity
I'm just doing this just because. At least I can make a kid feel better
And yes I do enjoy pissing people off like this. There is no cure for my immaturity besides real life suicide.
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>>17934795
Are you even having fun playing the game itself?
Also, you could troll more on a MOBA like lol. Fuck over 4 people every match who take the game very serious. but don't come to Smite you sack of shiete
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You have to be 18 to post on this site.
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>>17934795
Nah, that's pretty shitty of you, especially if you're doing it because you suck at the game, lol.
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I'm looking for a good, multipurpose, tablet, that I could ideally use interchangeably as a laptop. Any suggestions?
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>>17934762
Insigia. We've got your back
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My last laptop was a Dell Inspiron, and that was nice.
So just replacing it with the Dell Inspiron tablet could be nice.
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Whatever you do, don't get a tablet-laptop hybrid. They don't do either job well.
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I am currently a 21 year old college student majoring in civil engineering but I am so done with it.
Its not that its difficult but its fucking killing me. I have 0 motivation or interest for it. My parents fucking lied to me and told me as long as you go to university we are proud of you.
When I reached that stage of my life they pressured me into chosing a "worthy" major. Now I am stuck here wasting all the money I collected and my time. I have no one to support me. No friends who I can talk to without calling me a melodramatic pussy or family who label me as failure. My next problem is the fact that I cant stop thinking about money and future. I have never been this depressed in my entire life I dont know what to do anymore.
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>>17934749
>told me as long as you go to university we are proud of you.
Then why didn't you study what you wanted to study?
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>>17934771
the thing I wanted to do is become an actor. My parents put so much pressure on me that they convinced me out of it.
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>>17934782
So finish your degree and become an actor. If you have the talent and people skills to make it, you'll make it. In the meantime, join a drama club or something.