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>>17937681

Find out by asking her out again. If she agrees to go, she's probably still interested. If she seems hesitant or is vaguely 'busy', it's better to move on.

Nah, never do that. One of the few things were not allowed to do and get a proper response as guys is ask direct questions like such. The general rule, even for robots coming out of the factory, is to drop it where it is and don't make an effort unless she does. This is like a test to see if you'll just go back to being a bot. You have to temper your patience and even go talk to other girls while she isnt't being receptive to stay in social shape. If she doesn't get back to you eventually, good. You've already started talking to another girl. The one thing they want is for you to not focus on each one like your life depends upon on. This is why these aloof dudes who don't seem to have any respect for women or relationships are the ones getting laid.

Does this help? I've been known for getting dorks laid.

You don't and move on. Simple.

>>17937636
If I was able to just not do it and move on, I wouldn't of made this thread in the first place.

>>17937640
It's hard dude but you gotta.

I will never understand why parents want to kick their kids out. As long as they are working/studying what's the problem? I would say your best bet would be to pay rent until you can get a better job or find some friends to move out with. I'd be very careful about the friends though, if they ditch you you'll be screwed.

Why don't you just move out?

>>17937617
I pay mom like $360/mo and get food and laundry in the deal. Sweet deal all things considered with rent what it is here.

Go do a real budget, don't be a greedy little turd, and see if you're actually being fucked. And if you're being fucked, explain that this would fuck you.

>>17937600
do it for the meme, record yourself and post it here

>>17937600
This is absurd. If she cares about you, she shouldn't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with. Just tell her.

You'd have better have been just as understanding if she reneged on anal though.

>>17937600
The fact that she agreed to that bet and wants to go through it so bad means it's over. She wants to fuck other guys that is already established, she just needs permission and she'll probably go ahead with out it.

>>17937581
Most of them don't want to fuck a closet poofter

>>17937583
im straight. i just want my gf to mommy roleplay with me and finger my bumhole while i suck on her titties

>>17937590
>wants to get fucked in the arse
>straight
Keep telling yourself that, shirtlifter

>>17937554
Happened to me.

Embrace it my man. I like to imagine someone raping me as I'm paralyzed. Turns me on so much

>>17937565
Nah man it's horrible. I can't speak nor move and it only happens when I'm still not fully awoken, which means my sleepy brain can only process panic as a result.
It once happened that my brother came into my room and tried to speak to me while I was paralyzed and with my face towards the wall. I could do nothing but try to yell and ask him to help, and he didn't even hear me and went out before I was able to move again.

>>17937582
Yeah I know. That's why I imagine someone fucking me and I can't stop them

Probably wants your D.

I guess it's good if your just want to bang her. But because she has a bf she is not relationship material

Honestly sounds like she wants in with you

How big is the boyfriend compared to you?

>>17937508
He's a big guy

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>>17937519
Do you have a career advisor at the school you're going to? I found mine to be really helpful for me. Do you think maybe taking a break to find out what you truly are interested in would be beneficial?

British freshman at a college in socal here. I'm feeling very similar. Back in high school I was by far the smartest student but now I'm one of the dumbest, and that has taken away a lot of motivation. I hate being the dumb kid, although this is an elite college I feel very out of my depth. I absolutely love every other aspect of college though. I just hope I'm smart enough to graduate and get a decent career out of it.

I try to be mindful about my behavior but I meet a lot of customers at work and the next thing I know Im flirting with a chick, it just slips out of me

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>>17937430
Im honestly being srs man I know this is 4chan and all of us are supposed to be sperglords but its a serious issue man I have a girlfriend

>>17937340
always or since 3 months?
unprotected sex?
age?
started suddenly or gradually?
complains when urinating?

>>17937345
Pretty much my whole life
I dont have STD's or STI's because Im a virginfag
Im 19
Its happened for as long as I can remember, fapping is just such a chore for this reason

No trouble urinating

>>17937340
Are you circumcised? Do you clench the foreskin tight when you cum?

I was just like you a year ago. I had no job and stayed at home the whole time, feeling more worthless everyday.

I decided one day that enough was enough and that I needed to do something meaningful to not drive myself crazy.

I decided to find a job (never had one, I dropped university the year before because it was awful and I was suicidal) and after a week, I got a response from a bakery just across the street from where I live.
It was very hard at first, but my colleagues were like a second family, we were helping each other and I finally felt useful for the first time in my life, and it's still the case today.

TL;DR, I think that trying to find a job can help you a lot. But another activity that takes you a lot of time can also do ! You need to find something to focus on, so you won't be eaten by your thoughts.

>>17937323
I keep thinking this, but it makes things worse because the only job I had was at an Amazon warehouse as a temp where I made less than minimum wage.

I'm thinking of teaching elementary school since my degree is English. Do you think a program will accept me with a 3.2?

And before you laugh at English, I at least enjoyed that and I worked internships for 2 summers. I think it's my best bet. Thoughts?

>>17936950
Uhhh its winter? My knuckles do the same thing this time of year to the point that they will crack and bleed. Thats usually were i usually think i should lotion them up or something.

>>17936950
You have dry skin. It's called being ashy. Luckily you're not dark skinned or it's much more noticeable and embarrassing. I have to use lotion religiously in winter.

>>17936962
Yeah, and also cold as fuck. Had -43C last day.
Thanks. Could it also be related with amount of sugar consumed?

being a girl is dating on easy mode

>>17936848
not when you're afraid to approach guys and when no guys approach you

>>17936851
And why are you afraid?

>>17936762

both

prepare for the worst hope for the best

god helps those who helps themselves

luck favors those who are prepared

etc

>>17936762
Prefer to be pragmatic.

>>17936762

Optimists live longer and accomplish things pessimist would never even attempt, so the first.

>>17936553
It's okay anon, I'm a 6'2" white man and white women don't give me a chance either.

They only want black men

>>17936553

Back in collage I knew a shit ton of girls who listen to that godawful Japanese pop and watched only anime and thought only Asian guys were attractive. Sure, you'll never get a normal white chick, but just find one that has weirdly coloured hair and you'll probably do fine.