How can i reduce the amount of stress i get at work to a minimun?
I've been at this job for about an year, and most of the time i just want to haste things so i can get back home, where i'll feel tired af.
I actually graduated (i'm not 'murrican, guess you can tell by now), so it isn't a shit-tier job, it's just that i wished it would go away faster. If i could just finish my daily workload, and then go home, i'd make it the best i could, so i could get home earlier and relax.
Hastening things is making you stressed.
>>17941023
The problem with this is your own view on working.
You need to learn discipline and get out of your comfort zone, you need to know that you have strict times you have to hold up for yourself.
If you have this " i will just do this workload and then finally go home " attitude you will find yourself completely unable to get your mind out of vacation mode at all and damn boi you will definitely make yourself some normal day the hardest day ever.
discipline.
>>17941023
I invited her to my place, it was going pretty okay, we drunk some booze, we played cards, we had a chat. We listened to some music. I asked her if she wanted to stay over to sleep, but she said no.
It was kinda depressing at the end, i don't quite know why. I think i drank too much. I'm not used to asking girls out so i thought i could be proud of myself because i had the courage to date her but i don't feel so good. I'm not proud, i feel pretty depressed actually.
What do, except stop being a faggot ?
>>17941019
>asked her if she wanted to stay over to sleep
Did you want to fuck her?
If you're not making any sort of advancement with her to get intimate on a basic level, I don't imagine she'd have too much of an inclination to do so on her own.
Maybe she's just not into you as much, or she's shy.
>>17941042
Well yeah i kinda did, but not that much...
I mean I think i just did it for the sake of it, i didn't want her that much. That makes sense, i didn't really want her, i just wanted some intimacy, or maybe even some practice. I'm 22 years old and never really took the first step in my romantic life. I always let things come. I guess i wanted to make a change.
I feel like a bad person
>>17941065
>feel like a bad person
Daily reminder that "bad people" never feels like bad people.
Just do more dates and you will see.
anybody in /adv/ ever used one of these? my girl recently talked me into buying one to try but ive never had anything up my ass.
Are they good? any experiences appreciated
How much of a beta do you have to be to allow your wife to tell you to stick something up your ass? Jesus christ, fucking numales
Is this the new meme? You guys are posting this shit thread every day now.
>>17940968
Woah buddy he never said anything about a wife just his girl
There's this girl, who I'll call "A" that has been bugging me lately. So before going on Winter break, she acted very weird and distant. To start off, she said nothing to me those last few days before break. Not even a hello, an acknowledgement or anything like that which made me feel funny because that isn't her. But I let it go and thought it was just a one time thing. Now we finally go on break, and I'm feeling confident, so I send her texts that were simple and straight forward but she ignored them. I know a female doesn't owe me anything but I felt disrespected by that because I've shown nothing but the deepest respect for her when we hung out. I decided then it was best to move on and do my own thing and avoid her when classes started once again. It's been two weeks since I've started to ignore her and one thing I noticed
>she's been looking at me when I'm not looking
Now you might think "that's a sign anon!" but she still hasn't said a word. Maybe she catched on to my antics and is doing the same to me, might need some femanon insight on this though cause I'm not sure. I want to know if a girl gets mad when you ignore her but then again, I only did it because of disrespect she showed. Should I intiate contact again? Or should I just leave her be?
You really should act like a fun mongrel, judging by her attitude.
Source: exp.
Don't worry anon. I'm in the same boat. Sometimes she's talkative and sometimes she isn't. Fucking hate these stupid mind games. I'm sorry we both have to deal with it...
>>17940901
Walk up to her and say, "Why the fuck are you ignoring me?"
Balls in her court.
Last semester at uni starting in 10 days
If I get the lowest grades possible in all my classes that I need to graduate I'll still graduate with a 3.1. If I get all As I'll have a 3.4
Should I phone it in?
>>17940893
bump
>>17940893
Don't completely relax but unless your going to some hypercompetitve grad school who cares
>>17941112
Nah, no post grad for me. I think I'll take it seriously but not overly strain myself.
Whats it like to have sex with really tall (6'4+) guys?
And do tall guys usually have above average or big dicks?
There is no correlation between height and penis size you moron.
>>17940899
It's not proven though
>>17940927
You're a fucking idiot. Please refrain from talking to me you mentally handicapped yank cunt.
Need help anons girl wont swallow shes just 18 but need tips
since when is a girl a slit if she swallows?
also, habe you tried your own cum?
it's fucking disgusting. you can't expect her to swallow THAT. she would only do that if she is desperate for validation or if she loved you very mich and wanted to do you a favor.
>cum in her mouth
>put your hand over her mouth and nose
>tell her you'll let her breathe again when she swallows
Worked for me
>>17940903
learn to type, autismo
>>17940889
>turn
kek
How do I pleasure a woman?
I'm a 20 yo virgin who's never made it past first, and now I've manged to get myself a gf. How do I satisfy her baka :(
Learn to eat pussy. That's basically it.
>He cares about the females pleasure
>>17940852
Eat her out. That's pretty much all there is to it.
Well guys, I've come to the point in my life where, for various reasons I don't want to get into, I only have two real choices: suicide or starting over. I'm not really at a point where I want to kill myself, though I'm not too fond of living so if that ends up being what I have to do then I'll do it. But if there's any way I could just sort of leave everything behind and start a new life somewhere else, I would try that.
Realistically, how hard is it to start over? I don't have really any money to my name but have clothes and could try to find a homeless shelter until I get my shit together. What are the friendliest cities for the homeless? Anyone have any experience with starting over?
>>17940851
>homeless
What? Are you seriously thinking about that? What about swallowing your pride, admit you were wrong / jerk and accepting some help.
Starting as homeless with nothing is a bad idea.
>>17940851
Life isn't a video game anon. You don't get to start over.
Whatever it is you think you can't deal with, you can deal with it and you'll have to. I used to think being homeless was an actual alternative, it's fucking not.
Being homeless is the scariest, most soul-crushing experience you can have. I've never been homeless but I can see it in their eyes. That's not something you fuck around with because you're afraid. Any person shuffling around out there on the streets would kill to be in your shoes.
Man the fuck up.
I say this because you're going to lose A LOT of things in this life. Don't make it harder on yourself by giving an option.
>>17940851
what did you do that is requiring you to start over right this minute?
starting over is common, i can even send you a lecture on it tomorrow if you want it.
but there is no reason you need to leave your house right this minute unless you did something so illegal that the cops are already on their way.
save up a couple months worth of money than just move. hell you can even start over where you live.
Does it mean anything, when my ex( whom I was with for 4 years, and now has a new boyfriend) reaches out to me, saying how sorry feels for the way our relationship ended and how she feels like she doesn't know me anymore. She want's to know how I am and so on... Note that I have been keeping no contact for 3 months now. I feel good now and I kinda sense, she knows that, giving we have mutual friends, social media and so on..
thoughts?
>>17940814
Nope. Close that door. Even if she feels bad, regardless of her reasoning, you continue to ignore her. She did you wrong, and no way is she going to get the satisfaction of messing with you again.
>>17940814
>I have been keeping no contact for 3 months now
>3 months
stopped reading at
Don't think about responding, at least not until she tells you what she ACTUALLY wants. And it has to be blatant.
Try eight months, and then we'll talk.
>>17940814
If you're over her, reply cordially. If not, just ignore the messages
Are there any jobs out there that require little to no responsibility and pay decently?
Are there any jobs out there where you basically sit around and do nothing and get paid for it, and have like no restrictions, like watch tv, play video games, and drink liquor on the job if you like? Ideally one where a lot of hot men will be around. Any jobs like that?
What is cam whoring.
Internet marketing my friend.
>>17940766
Bartender at a restaurant bar, maybe.
hi guys
I'm a 28 year old straight white English male
I live with my gf (couple of years older, not exactly sure) and have done for a while, but she's quite a polite person
The problem is that I love to chew and eat my food really loudly. Like, extremely loudly, as loud as I can. If you chew your food as loud as you can, imagine that times ten, because that's how loud I chew my food
So anyway we were round at her parents' house last week, who she has a really fragile relationship with, and we're having dinner, and all of a sudden I realise they're all looking at me
I'd forgotten to chew quietly. Had been munching and slopping with my mouth wide open, nostrils flared, saliva dripping, laughing, guttural, deep
So I looked her father and said
"Not the first time I've had my mouth full of white meat today, if you know what I mean"
(we were eating chicken and my girlfriend is albino)
Anyway I'm in the toilet now and I don't know what to do please help me, any kind of gesture or act that I could perform for their appreciation. I also have quite a firm case of autism and so I misjudge social cues a lot of the time so please help me
It doesn't matter what happens now, anon. You have already won.
I don't know if you're mental in a good way or a bad way. Just keep doing what you're doing.
you're golden. you will go down in history
Is a vibrator safe to use on my cock?
Why wouldn't it be? You think it will make your dick fall off or something?
ofc. i use mine on my bf's cock all the time. he really likes that. nothing has fallen off till now
>>17940730
he meant cuck
Why is it so hard to find people who can treat you like you're an actual, god damn human being? As if you're a person for once?
Why is something so simple as looking upon others as actual people such a hard task for many? In today's society, the concept that someone's a member of the human race is shockingly difficult to grasp? Where regarding them with consideration and decorum is just too much effort and work to put in? That who they are as a person is taken to the back of the bus while what they are as a body is brought to the front instead? And what's the deal with airline food?
>>17940714
the deal worh airline food is that is has to be made in enormous quantities, be reheatable, have long storage life, be bland to cater to as much palates as possible and be as cheap as possible.
anyways, that's because people are so caught up with being themselfes and worrying about how they are perceived that they completely forget to care about others. you can try to change that direction by making the first step and care about someone that nobody cares about otherwise. you have and grandma in a retirement home that gets a visit once every year?
>>17940727
I don't even have friends or family.
It's the "me" generation of the selfies, it sucks but I guess we have to deal with it until it's over.
Found out my boyfriend of six years has been snap chatting and webcamming with a mutual friend while I'm at work for four weeks. Neither confessed, I had to confront my bf after seeing some weird stuff on his discord. They both seem very sorry. But I feel if they really cared about me, they wouldn't have done this.
Any hope of getting past this? I feel betrayed and like I can't trust either of them. However they are my only two friends. If I cut them out, I'll be completely alone.
>>17940673
>friends
>shitty friends
ftfy
>animefag
You deserve it
well this sucks no matter how you look at it. I can't tell you what to do but it boils down to this: can you get over it? Can you forgive your boyfriend? What about the mutual friend?
If you can't then continuing the relationships with them will only result in more anger, more bitterness and it will eventually explode anyway. If you can then you'll probably be happier if you keep them.
You should try to keep them around for a while and see how it works out before you make any big decisions though.