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Smoke weed. It will help. Sorry for your pain, anon.

i swear, i love when the wodrld is just for once.

that's what you fucking get for having a "dear female friend".
you are a walking red flag and i am proud of your ex-gf that she had enough dignity to drop you like a hot potatoe.
there is no sich thing like male-gemale friendship. it is always something twisted, fucked up and inmature.
i hope you learned your lesson.
make sure to not date any more of those insane girls who have "dear male friends". and make fucking sure you stop being such a fuck up yourself.

and yes, i'm mad. mainly because i have been in your ex-gf's shoes

>>17939601
Well said. Im in those shoes right now too lol its exhausting. You'd think after a few failed relationships my so would get the hint this bitch is toxic for his future but oh well. Guess he really doesn't want to be married and have kids like he says or he'd drop the orbiter lol

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Weeeeeell...
I-The dream you have written seems incomplete
II- That looks to me like too much detail for a single dream, you sure you didn't have a fever when you had it? I dreamt to be a Russian Jesus once, when I had a fever of 39 C.
III- The last sentence seems to belong to a totally different dream. And can have an entire different meaning by itself.
IV- I'd guess you have some kind of delusion or grandiosity complex, judging by the fact that you see yourself as a noble and your cousin is actually a noble.
V- The fact that you fell in love with your cousin with your dream may signify that you are longing for attention from your family in some way.

I don't know, I may be just bullshiting wrong thoughts.
But usually the interpretation one gives to oneself's dreams are the most truthful.

Here, have a ribbon.

>>17939540
>>17939661
Sorry I had a connection error. Yes it is a single dream, I remember them rather well.
P2
I don't remember, in which order) presses a button on the console and the sliding door close while what I presume to be the interior of a shuttle leaves and I can see space through the doors windows. But the next shuttle comes rather quickly. During the time on the station or when I reach earth I somehow become aware that many people are jealous that the noble girl loves me. I only remember fragments of the earth passage, but I'm in London, only by name though as it is mostly a recollection of buildings like a Casino I think I have seen in New York, some buildings that looks like studios, eery foggy streets I have seen in previous dreams, palms, a space elevator, candy stands and a white candy store. Apparently I know the candy store shopkeeper. Then there is something about me forgetting my bag in the store, because there was like 5 or 7 people running after me the jealous people I assume. Then I get lost in the mob, and I quickly shake hands with two girls I know but rarely talks to anyway, it is there I learn I'm in London, they ask me the way to the space elevator, so I tell them it is past the studios building and that they really can't miss it, I mean it's a huge column in the sky how can you miss it. Then I think I enter some coffee shop, see the upset people run past it and make my way back to the store (I know I called it a candy store but now I see they are also selling meat). The shopkeeper hands me back my bag. And when I exit the store the noble girl calls my name, I'm feeling comforted and I look at my left to see the noble girl running toward me with right in front of her a little blond girl with huge stars in her eyes and holding a dog by a leash in her right hand also running toward me. Then I woke up. It took me several hours to assume she was my child.

>>17939540
Don't read too much into your dreams. They're like mental static. If you stare at static long enough, you'll notice patterns. Do those patterns mean anything? Objectively, no. So keep in mind, any meaning you derive from this isn't objective, but something you've decided you needed to hear.

hold her hand and tell her how you feel. manly style it, with the ultimate have "sex or walk" line

>>17939541
>hold her hand and tell her how you feel. manly style it, with the ultimate have "sex or walk" line
pls explain

>>17939532
you just got dropped to friendzone.

Stop treating her as your friend and start treating as (your) woman if you want to get a relationship going.
You are giving her most of the things women want from relationships for "free" which makes her have 0 respect to you as a man.

Unless you are fine with being friends then just keep doing what you are doing I suppose.

>>17939491
And it's only gonna get worse anon. I speak from experience.
Drop her asap, or you'll only be wasting your time.

>>17939554
This. Nothing else to say. People very rarely change. You're welcome to find this out yourself by staying with her and trying to work it out.

Have YOU initiated any of the romance, or are you always waiting for her permission? Just kiss her when you want, and youre laying together, initiate the sex. If she rejects you, dump her.

>>17939446
What's my course of action from here on out?*

Also, I am a UK resident, if that is of any relevance.

Thanks.

I would say go down there. That's shitty of them, and you need to get paid for the hours you worked.

Sue senpai

I should also clarify that I'm a guy (male)

You do realize this kind of behavior and having gays be acceptable in modern society ruined the heterosexual white male friendship right? You realize that people like you are the reason why males can't be intimate with their friends like women are right? Why the fuck can't you be satisfied with people you know are homosexuals and keep it to yourself?

>>17939464
Like shit my dad used to do with his friends, hug them, change in a locker room without a wall between them, sleeping in the same bed. All of that shit went out the fucking window once we started letting homosexuality be a lifestyle rather than a personal choice.

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He didn't try to put it in right away. Instead he got down on his knees and stuffed his face directly in her buttocks. She was visibly embarrassed and hid her face in her hands, while he was having somewhat of a make out session with her down there. When he finally got up he wanted to complete the sexual act, that is to say, go through with a full vaginal intercourse. She had to inform him she'd never done anything like that. At first, he thought she meant the position, until he realized it was her first time. He told her he'd be gentle and at the same time, asked her to "be a brave girl."

So yeah, I was watching and everything. The first two attempts didn't work, and his penis just bounced off. On the third attempt he was completely stoic as he tried to ease his way in, and when he had found the opening and the right angle, he completed the penetration with a big thrust.

Their reaction couldn't have been more different. She raised herself on her arms and cried out, while he almost lost his footing and had to cling to her hips not to fall over. When he finally regained his composure he made her lay back down again over the table and leaned back. She looked like she didn't believe what was happening. Her mouth was open and her fists were clenched, all the while he was telling her they had to be quiet.

The boinking was really lame in a way. She was far to tense and clenched for him to get some good movement going. Instead her vagina resisted and held back in both directions, making the whole thing a struggle. She was covering her mouth as to not make too much noise for the most part, while he was clearly frustrated he had to hold back in order not to hurt her. At the end, he made some forceful thrusts, leaned back, and nearly lifted her feet from the floor as he climaxed. He held her this way for a while, then let her down and pulled out, her vagina making a slight protest. And that was it.

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She relaxed over the table for a while, and he got his pants back on. There was only a slight bleeding down her tighs, something he took care of with a napkin. Finally she got dressed, and it was as if nothing had happened. At least nobody could have guessed what had happened some moments earlier.

The aftermath was kind of undramatic. He thanked her for the sex and told her they needed to part ways. He needed to go to bed where his wife was sleeping, and she should go home. Before going upstairs he gave her a hug, and that was more or less it. She went to the bathroom briefly, before finally leaving the house. They never took notice I had been sleeping in the corner and witnessed the whole thing.

Now I wonder what I should do about this, if anything? First of all, there is the matter of infidelity. The guy cheated on his wife in order to actually pop my sister's cherry. Should I in order to be fair, and not as an act of revenge notify the wife of what happened? What about my parents? Should they know? I suppose that would make their relations to their neighbour all the more harder, but my sister after all showed some very reckless behaviour, and even had condomless sex. I'm assuming she got the morning after pill, and that STD's isn't an issue. Should I notify both parties, both the wife and our parents, or just keep this quiet?

Did you fucking really let your oldass neighbor fuck your sister Infront of you? Jesus I hope this is a bait cause you got me triggered af you fucking cuck.
Id get up and break his face before he got to do anything.

>>17939359
Go to the fucking pool. If you have a good time there you will most likely go to her apartment.

>>17939438
Just this.

You don't need to overthink that much you know.

>>17939438
>>17939472
oh, she invited me to hang out near the pool *after* drinking at a bar, so we were both fully clothed, and I did go. We talked and cuddled near the pool and in the playground for some time but during that time she didn't invite me to go to the appartment and (obviously) sleeping with her. Sorry for explaining kinda poorly.

>>17939333
yeah, you're definitely in the wrong, you could not possibly come off as more of a crazy, desperate, selfish, controlling bitch desu

>>17939338
Ok, explain why.

>>17939342
You e stalked your boyfriend and are mad that he looks at free porn on Facebook. Don't tell me that you are one of those "porn is cheating" cunts.

patient: help doc, if i push on my arm with my finger, it hurts. if i push on my leg, it hurts. if i push on my head it hurts. if i push on my stomach it hurts. what's wrong with my body? why does it hurt everywhere?
doc: that's because your finger is broken.

moral of the story, if you get the same response from everybody, chances are it's not that "they are all unbearable" but "you are unbearable and make people react in irritating ways".

>>17939323
Realize that women/people behave certain ways for a reason and learn to accept it. Remember you aren't perfect either.

>>17939335
this, you suck OP.

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>>17939320
Lmao white families amirite?

>>17939354
lol

U luv him rite? Go. Find 1 person u can connect with to make it bearable. I know it can be rough. Gotta be someone there cool. It just one part of a day. Once you get there you can just always be looking forward to then end. Then when its done u made it.

>>17939313
buy the date rape pill

Story first.

>>17939375
Im the sole witness in a case of child sexual abuse and I don't want none of the responsability. Backing out would ruin my social life so I want a reason for them to discard my testimony

Okay well thanks no one

the only way would be to kill yourself

>>17939266

Alright anon. You're gonna go take a nice warm bath, read a book then rap, you'll feel much better.

Tell yourself that a girlfriend is just a complementary part of your life (haven't had a gf in 6-7 years), and you CAN live without it.

Go get help, keep seeking help man. That's the only way you wil get another girlfriend, because if you keep calling a fuck up, no girl will want you because of your lack of self confidence.

>>17939262

Thinning doesn't mean you're going to lose it any time soon, you'll have time to get used to the idea.

>>17939262
It's astounding

>>17939386

time is fleeting

>>17939241
Establish your goals, do you want
>him respect your boundaries
>him feeling loved
or both?

if you want both
>how to have him feeling loved while keeping up your boundaries

People are complex, keeping in body contact 100% of the time won't be the only thing that will satisfy him, otoh finding a basic compromise and cuddling too much for you and not enough for him will end up with both unhappy, and possibly breaking up.

>>17939254
i do want both if it is somehow possible...

i will have a talk with him and try to find some other ways to make him feel loved. but if we assume that there are 5 love languages (gifts, quality time, words of affirmation, physcial affection and acts of service), i feel like i already do all of them in appropriate amounts. he has said that he has an exagerrated need for being reassured. he's insecure and thinks he's not worthy of love. so i guess that's one of the roots of our problem. i just don't know how to help him deal with this so the symptoms might get better.
i on the other side have some intimacy issues, which make me bbe a bit colder than healthy. truly an awesomw combination. but i guess we can both learn from each other and hopefully meet in the middle and find a good balance. might just need some pushing and pulling till we get there.

>>17939280
Wasn't the theory that everybody has a primary, possibly a secondary, and doesn't really care about the other love languages?
If physical touch is his primary, you could try initiating more often. If you focus on the stuff he doesn't care for you'll feel like you're really trying and doing a lot, while he'll think you aren't, a really bad combo.